Journey to the West: I Am Entertaining in the Great Tang

Taishang Laojun sat on the back of the Green Bull Spirit and suddenly recovered, as if he had been fooled!

"Hey, Green Bull, no wonder you will be fooled by him with a diamond bracelet!"

Taishang Laojun patted the Qing Niu Jing on the head, looking helpless.

"Moo!"

Qing Niu Jing gave a depressed cry.

"Okay, let's go back, it's really noisy here, just to study how this shop should be opened!"

Taishang Laojun thought for a while and said slowly.

Immediately, the Green Bull Spirit slowly flew towards the sky.

.......

At the same time, Honghaier, Nezha, and Screaming Dog, these three things got together.

Speaking of which, for many gods in the heaven, the immortal product conference is a moment to show the majesty of the heaven, so they are naturally willing to see it.

But for Nezha, it was very boring, so he took the snarling dog out of Yujing Mountain and entered the Yujing Demon City.

Coincidentally, when the Red Boy came out, he happened to meet both of them.

"Huh? Where are you?"

Red Boy saw Nezha and said in surprise.

Nezha turned his head and was not surprised. In the past few years, they have participated in too many shows, and they are very familiar with each other.

"Hey, they are all attending the Xianpin conference, which is really boring."

Hong Haier shook his head and said helplessly.

"Yes, there is no new show recently, it's so boring!"

"Hehe, that's not bad, you two are just boring, think about it, there was nothing at the beginning, isn't it great now?"

The snarling dog said indifferently.

The two of them walked aimlessly.

Suddenly, Hong Haier's eyes lit up, clapped his hands, and exclaimed: "You said, since the elixir is so valuable, why don't we get some elixir to sell?"

As soon as these words came out, Nezha's eyes brightened. Although they are not bad for money, they don't want to waste the opportunity to make money!

Look at the excitement of those mortals in the press conference. Seeing the elixir is like seeing their relatives. If they get some elixir, wouldn't they just make a fortune?

"However, we do have some elixir, but those elixir are top-notch, we are not willing to use it, how can we sell it?"

Soon, Hong Hai'er's face became melancholy.

Nezha is the son of King Tota Li, so the elixir will naturally not be lacking.

And Hong Haier’s background need not be said, the elixir is just a number to him, but those things are too top-notch!

Great use for them!

"Hehe, whoever has the most elixir among these three realms, that is naturally Grand Master. Although he is a master alchemist, there are also a lot of waste medicines. For Grand Master, that thing is burning fire. Yes, but it's different for mortals!"

Nezha thought about it for a while, his eyes lit up, and he said with a smile.

As soon as he said this, Hong Haier's spirits were shocked, so the two of them looked at each other, and the corners of their mouths slightly raised.

They didn't communicate at all, but their footsteps were very consistent!

The speed is extremely fast, and they have a bold idea, that is to go to Dust Palace and get some garbage elixir out.

Even if Taishang Laojun knew it, he wouldn't care.

It's very simple, because those elixir is **** to him, they burn fire, do you care if the firewood in your home is a little bit less?

Won't care!

They often come into contact with mortals and play in the world, so they know this truth.

And they believed that the old gentleman would never know this truth.

It didn't take long before the three of them came to the outside of Dousizong.

"Let's just go in like this? It's not so good, what if the old man is at home?"

Looking at the plaque above, Hong Haier said hesitantly.

It was the first time that he came to Douzi Palace, not to mention, here was the ethereal atmosphere and magnificent atmosphere.

"What are you afraid of? If the old man is at home, we will say that we are here to ask for the elixir, and we must not say that we are here to get the waste pill. If the old man knows that we are going to sell it to mortals, we will be over!"

Nezha thought for a while and said in a deep voice.

"Why?"

Hearing this, Hong Hai'er asked in surprise: "Those useless pills, presumably the old man will not care at all. We might as well just ask for it. Why do we need to sneak in?"

Nezha rolled his eyes and said helplessly, "You are stupid. If the old man knew where we were going to sell to mortals, he would definitely think that we were deceiving people. The most important thing was that he might also have a reputation for him. Not so good, after all, to him, that's rubbish!"

The red boy suddenly realized and nodded.

Immediately, the three of them entered the Douzi Palace, and saw that the Douzi Palace was very simple, without too many fancy dresses. In the middle of the hall, there was a huge pill furnace with flames rising below.

But what makes people feel strange is that even if this pill furnace is burning all the time, the temperature of the main hall does not have any scorching heat, but rather brings some coolness.

"Ahem, um, is anyone home?"

Hong Haier looked around the silence, coughed dryly, and yelled loudly.

However, the answer to him was silence.

"Is anyone here? If no one is there, then I'll go in?"

After saying this, Hong Haier looked around again, only then cautiously walked into the hall.

"Hurry up, move quickly, find those garbage elixir, they should be nearby, this thing won't be too far away!"

Nezha walked in quickly, and then searched nearby.

In fact, this gossip furnace has always been guarded by golden horns and silver horns, even if the old gentleman leaves, they will not leave.

But today, I don't know why the two of them were not there, which gave them a chance.

"found it!"

Soon, Hong Haier ran over with a gourd, and saw this gourd, which was the size of a baby. Among the gourds, it was already very big.

"Here are the useless pills!"

Ne Zha's eyes lit up and looked around carefully, then the three of them disappeared in place.

Not long after the three disappeared, two cute boys walked in talking and laughing.

"En? Wrong!"

A boy wearing a golden robe suddenly sucked his nose, his face solemnly said: "Other people have been here!"

The boy in the silver robe was taken aback, and subconsciously looked around.

"It seems that someone has indeed been here, isn't it the monkey who is here again?"

Thinking of this, the faces of the two boys suddenly changed. This scene is a bit familiar!

Five hundred years ago, the monkeys made a noise in the Heavenly Palace. They experienced it once, but at that time, the master had ordered it, so they didn't care too much.

But this time is different!

"Let's see if there is anything missing."

After the two said, they quickly searched nearby.

And just at this moment, Taishang Laojun walked in slowly with a calm expression.