Journey to the West: I Am Entertaining in the Great Tang

After a long period of time, the servants ate several plates of cakes prepared for the dark demon and Wang Xiaoer.

I poured several pots of tea, and the two people who drank had their stomachs bulging. They kept trying to go to the bathroom, but they didn't know where it was.

Even so, the girl hasn't come out yet.

As time passed, the Dark Demon wondered whether this Liu Lijuan was going to call her daughter, or was she alive?

Finally, nearly three hours later, a fragrant wind rushed in, followed by a string of silver bells of laughter: "Gluck! Quickly let me see, where is the boss?"

The dark demon and Wang Xiaoer looked up, I'll be big!

Is this still a person?

I saw a girl wearing a super short and super short skirt with curly hair like instant noodles.

Her short skirt couldn't even cover her buttocks, with a slender collarbone and a ditch on it.

This is not important, the key is that her face can be taken off a fake face!

With her steps, the powder puff on her face fell rustlingly, sprinkled behind her, leaving a long string of white marks.

It's almost time to pave the way.

Long eyelashes and big eyes are quite pure and beautiful. Unfortunately, with a fiery red lips, coupled with a very hard-core temperament, the beautiful youthfulness disappeared in an instant.

Pity.

The Dark Demon sighed softly in his heart.

Sometimes he doesn't understand why girls wear makeup for beauty?

It doesn't matter if you put on makeup. You look like a person, and if you accidentally put on makeup, you become a fairy, or even a demon.

He was sure that even if it was a demon, it was not so scary.

Alive and well is a girl walking with a fake face.

too frightening.

He stood up and left without saying anything.

Wang Xiaoer next to him is in a trance, hehe, he still likes this kind of fake-faced girl, she looks good!

"Hi!······"

He just stretched out his hand to greet the beautiful woman, but was caught by his arm and walked out involuntarily.

"Hey, why are you pulling me!"

The dark demon strode out of the meteor and explained in a low voice: "The smell on her body is poisonous!"

What the hell?

poisonous?

For the first time, Wang Xiaoer heard that the perfume worn by girls is poisonous!

This is Mr. Qin Hao, who brought it to Journey to the West. The perfume in Datang Demon City is more expensive than sold elsewhere, because it is the original one.

Most of the products sold outside are counterfeit and inferior products, even with water.

A perfume of such a high purity is said to be poisonous, and there is really no one.

It's no wonder that he came to Datang for the first time.

"Your actions show that you don't like this girl?"

The dark demon nodded unabashedly, he didn't like girls who were too strong, they were too upset.

Liu Lijuan walked out with her daughter, but saw that the lobby was empty, and the daughter was sad and wiped her tears.

"Where is the strong man?"

"Woo, he's gone!"

"Ah? My girl is so good-looking, he is willing to go, really has no eyes!"

"Exactly!! Unexpectedly, the boss also has no eyes."

Liu Lijuan counseled: "He is just a blind man, don't worry about the girl."

Liu Lijuan said so, but she muttered in her heart, that is a big boss, although it is not too big now, I believe that one day, she will definitely become a super big boss!

Hold your thighs or something in advance!

Foresight is very important, we still have to find a way to let the girl take it, and in the future life, we will have no worries about food and clothing!

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At Blue Star, Wang Xiaobo, who came to marry the princess, suddenly felt that there was always a voice chanting Buddha's name in his head when he was on the way. He listened carefully, but it was gone.

Then, inadvertently, the voice appeared again.

The accented, accented, "Amitabha Buddha!", was like a spell swirling in his mind, which made him want to obey it inexplicably.

"who are you!"

Finally, Wang Xiaobo couldn't stand it anymore, he asked angrily, "Sneak up in the dark, what's this!"

Hearing his voice, the sound of chanting suddenly stopped.

After a long time, I sighed: "Donor, you are a dying person, and the poor monk is here to save you!"

What the hell?

Wang Xiaobo almost vomited blood, he was going to be a man, and this time he went to Beijing to marry the princess!

If you say that you are a dying person, be jealous, envy, hate!

"The monks don't talk, what the poor monk said is true!"

The other party felt Wang Xiaobo's hostility and quickly explained.

However, he heard his explanation in Wang Xiaobo's ears, making him even more angry.

If you don’t say anything, that means I’m dying!

He roared angrily: "Who are you anyway?"

Since you are here to save yourself, you are showing up!

What is hiding?

"Benefactor, the poor monk is telling you the truth, you and I are just a spiritual communication. The poor monk cannot go to the planet where you stay, and you cannot come to the planet of the poor monk!"

! ! !

Wang Xiaobo was completely stunned by the thunder, what is this and how does it sound like a fairy tale!

"Your planet? Where is it?"

"Journey to the West, in a very secret realm, you can't even imagine it, and you can't come."

"And the blue star of the donor's life, the poor monk can't go!"

"Hurry up and talk about it, what the **** is going on!"

Wang Xiaobo ordered the welcoming team to stop and communicated with the voice in his head all night.

The next day, the day was bright, and Wang Xiaobo had not yet left the camp.

The soldiers under him were all at a loss. The wedding date set by the emperor was just around the corner, and the princess was still waiting to get married!

For a whole day, Wang Xiaobo's camp was not allowed to be entered. Even if the food was delivered, it was kept at the door and not allowed to enter.

One day, two days, three days...Seven days passed before Wang Xiaobo's camp was opened.

The soldiers were very worried, because this place is still far from the capital. After a delay of seven days, can we still marry the princess on time?

I was wondering, but I heard Wang Xiaobo's order: "Bring out the camp and start the village, let's not go to the capital!"

Not to the capital?

Does the princess still marry?

What is the matter if you don't marry

The emperor's daughter was abandoned?

Still abandoned without marrying?

No matter what people think in their hearts, Wang Xiaobo has given orders to let people go back.

And along the way, every time he went to a town, he gathered people together and began to preach!

"That's what I heard. For a while, the Buddha was fighting against the sky, speaking for the mother.

At that time, the ten directions of the boundless world, can not be said, can not be said that all the Buddhas, and the Great Bodhisattva Mahasattva, all come to gather.

I admire being able to present incredible powers of great wisdom and supernatural powers in the five turbid and evil worlds, temper the strong and strong sentient beings, know the pains and pleasures, send waiters, and inquire the Blessed One.

······There are other territories, and the world of Saha, sea god, river god, river god, tree god, mountain god, earth god, Chuanze god, Miao Jia god, day god, night god, sky god, sky god, God of food, **** of plants and trees, such as waiting gods, all come to gather..."

People gathered around Wang Xiaobo, listening to his words, they were suddenly confused.

What are you talking about? !