Journey to the West: I Am Entertaining in the Great Tang

Fire Cloud Cave.

"Donor, there are some things that poor monks don't know if they should be said inappropriately!"

Tang Sanzang looked at the little demon around, especially at the top, the red boy sitting on the sofa. When he saw the red boy, he was still a little surprised. Unexpectedly, the one who arrested himself was actually just a little looking. Little doll.

This made him feel sad, and now even a little baby can bully the poor monk.

"you said!"

Hong Haier looked at Tang Sanzang with interest, and said lightly.

"Ahem, Jianghu, no... It's a rumor from the Three Realms that eating the meat of poor monks can be immortal. In fact, this is fake. Think about it, the great king, if you can live forever, those gods. Why do you still cultivate, right?"

Tang Sanzang talked freely, now he is no longer the innocent Tang Sanzang he used to be. After all the wind and rain, he has grown!

I have seen all kinds of big scenes, so when facing this red boy who doesn't seem particularly vicious, he is quite calm.

"What you said makes sense!"

Hong Hai'er heard this, and a smile flashed in his eyes. Originally, he thought that these monks were all the same, nothing more than I would not go to hell, who would go to hell, posing a posture that would rather die than surrender, but he did not expect that Tang Sanzang seemed to be with those coquettish Bastard is totally different!

"Can the poor monk be spared?"

Tang Sanzang was pleased and asked quickly.

This is the first time he has seen such a good-talking monster, maybe, the other party is just a child!

"No, although I can't live forever if I eat you, but I like to eat human flesh!"

Hong Haier shook his head and grinned, two rows of white teeth flickering coldly.

Tang Sanzang: "......"

The smile on his face gradually solidified, and his eyes were full of sadness.

"Ahem, that's the case. You must be able to see the living standard of this king. Human flesh is just a dispensable thing for this king. However, since you have been caught, naturally you can't let it go easily. You always have to Will you give me some fees?"

Hong Haier coughed dryly and brought the subject back. He arrested Tang Sanzang for money only, as for Tang Sengrou?

He has no interest at all!

"What does the king want?"

"Money! A lot of money, the more the better!"

Just as Tang Sanzang's words were spoken, Hong Haier said directly, as if he had been waiting for a long time.

Tang Sanzang: "......"

Foggy grass!

Do you want to be so cruel?

Ask for money directly?

In the past, he had never cared about money, and even thought that talking to him about money was an insult to his status as an eminent monk, but after experiencing the sinister society, he suddenly understood a truth, that is, Money is not everything, but no money is absolutely impossible!

No money to pay mobile phone bills, get out of world track!

He didn't have much cultivation base, if he didn't have any money, it would be a serious blow!

The reason why he gave the disciples those things for nothing was to make him feel better, so now that the red boy asks him for money, it is almost fatal.

"Well, the poor monks are monks, and they didn't bring much money with them!"

Tang Sanzang had some sweat on his forehead, his hands clasped together, and said lightly.

Although the monk said that his family is not allowed to lie, he really didn't lie. What he said was that he didn't bring much money when he came out, not the kind of winning halfway through!

"Ten billion, you can go, otherwise it will cook you!"

Hong Haier squinted at the stall, and said in a deep voice: "Little ones, boil the water for the king. If this bald donkey doesn't give money, he will be boiled!"

"Yes, King!"

A group of little monsters cheered and got busy. They were all the masters who had eaten with Hong Haier in Yujing Demon City. If it was before, let alone the legendary Tang monk meat, even if you just order something casually. Human flesh, they can all cheer.

But now, they are dismissive of this Tang Seng meat, they are not fools, they can't live forever, what's the point of eating?

Is the hot pot in Yujing Demon City delicious?

Is it better than skewers?

Therefore, they knew that the king was mostly just to scare the monk.

However, when Tang Sanzang heard Red Boy's words, his face turned black, cheating!

Ten billion?

Why don't you grab it?

This thought just appeared in Tang Sanzang's mind, and then he felt something was wrong. The other party seemed to be grabbing it now.

"Ten billion? No poor monk."

Tang Sanzang was silent for a moment, let alone 10 billion, he doesn't even have 5 billion right now, and he did win 10 billion at the beginning, but because of Qin Hao's affairs, he lost a lot of money, and he also lost a lot of money along the way. Consumption, now there are only about 2 billion left after full play.

If all the money is given to the other party, what will happen next?

Is it possible to return to the previous poverty life? Don't even have a mobile phone bill?

This is something he doesn't want to see!

"No, then cook it."

Hong Hai'er waved his hand and didn't care. He knew that even if he didn't do this, Monkey King would appear later and save people. He didn't believe it. Since Qin Hao said that the other party had money and even won the welfare lottery, then At least it means that the other party must have a fortune of more than 100 million.

"and many more!"

Tang Sanzang was framed by a few little monsters, his face turned pale when he saw the tumbling hot water. Although he had experienced many monsters, he was still very afraid when facing death.

"Poor monks are rich, rich, but not much, just 100 million!"

Tang Sanzang shouted quickly.

"Monk, don't think that I am a demon. I don't know what the monk said. As the saying goes, monks don't slander. You said just now that you have no money, but now you say one hundred million. Do you think this king is a fool?"

Hong Haier suddenly looked at Tang Sanzang with a fierce look, and said in a deep voice, "Well, you take out your mobile phone account and give all the money to this king. It's just like you buy life money, how about? "

"really?"

However, upon hearing this, Tang Sanzang's eyes lit up.

"Uh, seriously!"

Hong Hai'er froze for a moment, and some did not react. Then Tang Sanzang took out his mobile phone and his account appeared. On it, it happened to be 100 million!

After the two transfers, Hong Haier still hasn't reacted a bit, scratching his head, he always feels something is wrong, but the feeling is inexplicable, it's weird.

"boom!"

At this moment, there was a loud noise outside the cave.

"My lord, it's okay. A monk with a hairy face and Lei Gong's mouth and a pig are shouting outside!"

The little demon ran in in a hurry, with a look of panic on his face.

Even these little monsters still have some complaints in their hearts. Isn't it good to do business in Yujing Demon City?

Why go back to this poor place to rob these monks?

If monks are to be rich, they will not go everywhere for alms!