Journey to the West: I Am Entertaining in the Great Tang

"Oh my god, this is indeed too much like the scene of the accident, but the aunt is not what you think, my car was rear-end chasing."

Hao Jian also reacted at this time. Now this situation is indeed very much like the old lady who hit him. In case someone came, even if he had a hundred mouths, then he couldn't make it clear, so he quickly explained it.

"Oh, my tail vertebrae!"

However, as soon as he finished speaking, the old lady clutched her waist and wailed.

"I'm talking about rear-end collision, not about rear-end vertebrae. I'm talking about bumpers. You're talking about the root of the tail."

Hao Jian heard that his face turned green. If he was corrupted, how much would he pay for it!

"Hahaha, you kid, you are really talented, I didn't expect you to have this kind of ability!"

The Master Tongtian took out some snacks, and while feeding her Nuan and Princess Jinyang, he smiled at Qin Hao.

"Yeah, I didn't expect that your kid is extremely talented in cultivation, and everything else is strong. Now it's even funny, it's so interesting!"

Dao Tianzun also nodded with a smile on his face.

"It's over, for the New Year's Eve, the root of the tail is still broken, okay, break it and be safe!"

"I said auntie, please remember it, no one really hit you."

"No one hit me and flew more than 10 meters, then you are going to hit me, I am out of the Three Realms now."

"No, what's your identity, Auntie, you can still get out of the Three Realms? Besides, you didn't fly 10 meters."

Hao Jian looked helpless. If he went out of the Three Realms, it would be chaos. Is chaos a place where ordinary people can stay?

And the audience at the scene can no longer control so much now, and their tears of laughter are all coming down.

"How many meters do you have to fly? It's about this time. Are you more real than those three meters and two meters? Does it make sense?"

When the old sun waved his hand, he was very tough.

Everyone: "......"

Indeed, this is indeed not the real time, but this is really not someone hit you.

Can others not be more truthful?

Don't talk about three meters and two meters, even if it's half a meter, it must be true!

"Okay, aunty, let's not talk about it, let's look at the picture and talk, but fortunately, cameras are installed in the streets and alleys now..."

However, when he said this, when he raised his head, he saw that the camera on the side of the road had been broken, and he suddenly said with a dazed face: "What about the head? It's over, the head is gone. If you continue to entangle, you will lose your head. , I can’t clean myself by jumping into the Yellow River.”

After all, turned around and wanted to leave.

Everyone can't laugh now. Although they don't know what the camera means, fortunately, there are subtitles explaining on the edge, which can clearly understand how bad Hao Jian's mood is now.

Originally doing good deeds, but now it's really smashed, but everyone has to collapse.

"Why, do you still want to leave?"

The old lady looked up at Hao Jian, and was about to stop her in a hurry.

"It must be time to leave, I have to run."

Hao Jian chuckled, trot to the side of his bicycle, lifted it up and left.

At this moment, a passerby walked out on the other side with a phone in his hand.

"Daughter-in-law, I'll be home soon, don't worry..."

Speaking of this, he paused. He had already seen the old lady on the side of the road, and said angrily: "Wait, I saw an old lady fell on the main road and no one came to help. You said Why is the current social atmosphere like this, others don’t care, I’m in charge!"

"Haha, isn't this guy afraid of being corrupted?"

"Tsk tsk, this is a good point, but now this old lady has been denied by her six relatives, it is estimated that she can be mistaken by herself!"

The audience secretly nodded their heads when they saw this scene. If it was normal, they would be very pleased to see such a person, but this old lady was obviously a little confused.

However, the next passerby's operation was to see everyone.

I saw passer-by holding a mobile phone, pointing the camera at the old lady, and smiled: "Auntie, don't move. I will post the forum to condemn this behavior and ask parents to comment on it. Daughter-in-law, remember to give it to me. Like it. Oops, this old lady fell, she's so old..."

Having said that, it has been far away.

But Hao Jian was flaring his teeth and claws behind him, wishing to kill this guy: "You can't help me if you're miserable!"

After that, he came to the old lady again, and helped the old lady up with a helpless look: "Come on, aunt, let's sit up first. Aunt, me, I will send you to the medical clinic immediately, but I beg you Yes, you can prove it for me, you just said that I am an innocent passerby, okay?"

Hao Jian was obviously moved with compassion. After all, this winter, if he really left the old lady here alone, it would have happened.

"it is good."

The old lady nodded when she heard the words.

"That's right."

Hao Jian smiled comfortedly, took a selfie with his phone, and slowly introduced himself: "Ahem...I am a good man, Hao Jian. Just now, I was walking in front of me with my bicycle unscrupulously. What? An old lady suddenly appeared in the back. I put aside all worries and went forward to help her without hesitation."

After that, he reminded me in a low voice: "It's yours, close your chin and look thin."

"Haha, when is this special, still thinking of beauty?"

"I'm still thin, I'm really convinced!"

After hearing Hao Jian's words, everyone almost laughed to death. Can you be more funny?

"I am an innocent passerby. I was knocked down by you innocently. You have to run afterwards."

The old lady said with a smug smile on her face: "Ha ha ha... ha ha ha..."

"Auntie, you are so naughty, do your family know?"

Hearing this, Hao Jian put down the phone with a helpless expression and sighed.

"Hehehe, come with me on this set, hehehe."

The old lady said something disdainfully.

"Okay, don't hesitate, you won. As for you, now the players are confused. I will accompany you to wait for a reasonable person to comment on this theory."

Hao Jian took off his army coat and placed it on the old lady: "Come on, auntie, don't freeze it, put the coat on you, warm, can you feel the cold ice rain indiscreet Up."

As he was talking, Passer-by B went out on a bicycle.

"Hey, brother."

When Hao Jian saw this man, his eyes lit up, and he trot over.

Passerby B stopped his bicycle and asked in surprise, "What's the matter, young man?"

"There is an old lady here."

Before Hao Jian finished speaking, he was pulled aside by the other party and asked in a low voice in surprise, "Did you hit it?"

"Not really."

Hao Jian looked speechless.

"Run! I helped three."

Passer-by B looked serious, and even everyone felt that he couldn't wait.

"The results of it?"

"Let me tell you this, brother used to drive a car!"

After that, passer-by B shed tears and left, Hao Jian took a deep look at his back, bowed and watched.