Journey to the West: I Am Entertaining in the Great Tang

The problem is that I can't bring it!

He, the poor have no money at all!

Don't say eighty eight sixty-four, you can search his body and his room casually, and it would be good if you can find sixty cents!

He is a typical moonlight clan, and his monthly bills are not enough for drinking!

Xing Butou's face started to get hot, and his cheeks began to turn red.

But he resisted.

Can't let people see that he is poor, let alone see that he can't even pay for a drink!

I was flustered, but on the surface it was very calm, without a trace of timidity.

"I said, treasurer Tong, you are wrong. Now that both male and female are arbitrarily harming, I want to get rid of the violence and protect my family and the country! I can't just guard you as a Tongfu Inn!"

Cheng Chumo's lines are also very slippery, not wrong at all, and then he slammed his sword and ran away!

Yelled: "Here is the male and female evil spirits!"

Unexpectedly, just a few steps away, the clothes were caught by the sage Nuwa: "Xing catches his head, don't run! If you run away, people will say that you are relying on wine and money!"

This sentence struck Xing Tautou's heart all at once. His ashamed face flushed, and he said helplessly: "The male and female are here, I am going to catch them!"

After that, I ran away!

Saint Nuwa had no choice but to let him go away.

Then he waved to his guys: "Meeting!"

Entering the room, the sage Nuwa showed a righteous and awe-inspiring expression on his cold face: "Now we are all in danger!"

Master Tongtian sat beside her, too nervous, "Treasurer Tong, let's run away!"

Although he was talking about running away, his usual indifferent and meaningless expression was deeply ingrained.

Therefore, no matter how tense things look in his eyes, there is no tension, let alone scary.

Therefore, in the eyes of the director Nezha and the audience, they are not satisfied.

"Stop!" Nezha called to the crew at that time.

Everyone listened to him silently.

"Master Tongtian, the Bai Zhantang you are playing is just a little thief on the rivers and lakes, who lives in the Tongfu Inn and is taken in by the shopkeeper Tong. So he can't be afraid of the world."

Nezha said it very clearly, so I just said it directly. You play a little thief with the style of a saint. Isn't this inappropriate?

Seeing other people's Nvwa saints are also very high-level, but in front of the camera, they are very calm, let go of themselves, and can fully engage in this role.

But what about you?

I'm the best in the world, even if you are the best in the world, you can't do that!

Thinking like this, he suddenly raised his head and saw that the Lord Tongtian's face was flushed, as if he was in a furious posture.

Look at those eyes again, there is anger in them!

Nezha was taken aback, isn't this filming? Why are you angry?

As a director, he didn't perform well, can't you say?

At this time Qin Hao came over, and he was shocked when he saw the aura of the Master Tongtian, and quickly asked, "What's the matter?"

Nezha said: "The performance of the Bai Zhantang of the Master Tongtian is too grand, where is it like a sneaky little thief? Not only me, even the audience in the live broadcast room are also saying that he is not performing well!"

Qin Hao glanced at the replay in the camera, and indeed, the starring Tongtianjiao was too natural.

It's just the true colors.

That's pretty good, he is a saint, and hundreds of millions of people are on it. If this kind of aura is definitely not good.

"Indeed, Master Tongtian, your acting is really bad, you have completely jumped out of this character."

He briefly talked about his psychology, expression, and tone of voice, which is simply another unfounded silly white sweet!

Seeing other people's Nvwa saints is very talented in acting, and he is instantly involved in the role, even the lines are correct.

They are really the same saints with different qualities!

Master Tongtian looked at the playback inside, and finally realized his problem.

His performance just now was because he was so shameless, he thought Nezha was deliberately looking for something wrong and let his face be discouraged.

Including those audiences, they are also looking for trouble. They obviously performed well. They just said badly on purpose, and it seems that the saints are nothing great.

But Qin Hao's words convinced him.

He tried to figure out the lines again, and then said: "It's time to start."

This time the state is much better than before, "Treasurer Tong, let's run away. Slow down a little bit, and both male and female evil spirits can be found!"

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When the filming of the shopkeeper Tong finished, it was time for the Bull Demon King to shoot Guo Furong with his swing arm.

Just jump down from the roof, not too beautiful!

Fairy Chang'e's fluttering dress is really beautiful!

Fortunately, this time, the Bull Demon really caught it, and his operation did not make a mistake.

Looking at Fairy Chang'e in the camera, Chang Ji Zhu Bajie was dumbfounded again, forgetting the record.

It's so beautiful!

Zhu Bajie went through nine, nine and eighty-one difficulties, followed his master Tang Seng to obtain the scriptures, and became the envoy of the Buddha's pure altar.

But there is still a piece of softness in his heart, for Fairy Chang'e.

As long as he saw the beautiful face of Fairy Chang'e and heard the beautiful voice of Fairy Chang'e, he couldn't help himself.

Knowing that Fairy Chang'e would not like him, would not have a good color, even if it had been so long, she would still not forget it.

That she was born cold and arrogant made it difficult for her to treat all beings with an equal perspective.

Because she always overlooks all beings!

"Bajie!"

Tang Wang Li Shimin shouted several times to stop, but Ba Jie still held the placard and stared at Fairy Chang'e in a daze.

"Fool! Fool! In a daze again!"

The photographer Monkey King rushed over and shouted into Zhu Bajie's ears.

Only then did Zhu Bajie come back to his senses, and found himself staring at it again.

And the saliva came out.

He muttered embarrassedly: "Ho **** ho, my old pig likes to be in a daze!"

"What a shit! You are obviously watching a woman in a daze! You are a smasher!"

"All my heads are women!"

Monkey King repeatedly scolded him.

"Who can not love women? Women are beautiful and gentle, and they are beautiful just by looking at them! Let alone touch them!"

Zhu Bajie is full of grievances, don't people just like beautiful women? What's wrong, can't it?

Can't find it, can't see it yet?

Can't let the eye addiction?

"Hahaha!"

There was a burst of cheerful laughter in the live broadcast room. This shooting scene was so interesting!

"This old pig is simply owed a beating! At the beginning, he was demoted to the heavenly court because of Fairy Chang'e, but now I can't remember it, obviously he will make the same mistake!"

"The hero is sad for the beauty pass! Don't talk about the old pig, just talk about yourself, don't like to see Chang'e?"

"Such a beautiful woman, let alone look at it, it's blasphemy just thinking about it!"

"That's because you are thinking about blasphemy, okay!"

"Fogweed! You are too dirty!"

"No, it's obviously what you want!"