As Sun Xiaosheng walked over, he vaguely heard the sound of a fight in front of him, and Sun Xiaosheng immediately became excited;
although Sun Xiaosheng didn't have any exercises, he could make some extra money in advance, right
? When Sun Xiaosheng rushed over, Sun Xiaosheng unconsciously complained:
", what kind of shape? Human, monster, or hybrid?"
It turned out that it was Sun Xiaosheng who saw a dog-headed monster with a human body, with a group of people... Dog, besieging a human woman~
Why is it said that it is a human woman, not a female goblin
? Because, even if Sun Xiaosheng has no cultivation, even his natural supernatural powers have been abolished, but the monster fights with humans, is that a grade?
I didn't see it, that human woman, only slashing with a sword, or a bucket, besieged over...
It's just that Sun Xiaosheng is very puzzled that the dogs are not cruel to women... Mouth~
Otherwise, a human woman, holding an inferior iron sword, can only slash and stab indiscriminately, and can hold on for so long under the siege of more than a dozen dogs?
Who knows, the woman continued to stab with the sword in her hand, and shouted in her mouth:
"Wangcai, now that you are developed, you want to run away?
Eh, the dialogue between one person and one dog knows
: "This is not a demon war, this is a prelude to a shemale love
~" "No matter what big drama they stage, I can pick up wool, and I will never let it go
~" So, Sun Xiaosheng, the chicken thief, picked up a wooden stick on the ground casually, quietly came behind the dog head, and said in his heart:
"System, start the group war~
"" Ding, the battle is opened, and there are fourteen opponents who have detected the host, and the chance of victory is sixty-three percent~"
Then, it was a stick and knocked on the black dog's head~
If it was in normal times, as a dog spirit, with an excellent sense of smell and hearing, it would never be attacked by Sun Xiaosheng;
Therefore
, Sun Xiaosheng went down with a stick, and the black dog suddenly: "Wang~, Wang~, it hurts, it hurts to death, who is it, who is it who doesn't talk about martial arts to sneak attack the dog master, the dog master, I was careless, I didn't hide
~" Sun Xiaosheng shouted with righteous words
: "Oh, monster, eat your monkey grandfather with a stick~
" The dog itself was already upset by the woman, and was just knocked on the dog's head by a monkey, and immediately said angrily:
" Wild monkeys, you are looking for death, little ones, bite this dead monkey to death for me~
" Sun Xiaosheng smiled:
"Haha, dog, just because you want to bite the monkey grandpa? Eat me with a stick and
split Huashan!" Sun Xiaosheng shouted fiercely, saying that he would split Huashan with good force, but he just raised the wooden stick... Knock it down hard~
It's such a simple and empty move, but it accidentally knocked on the head of a
yellow dog; the yellow dog was knocked to the ground by Sun Xiaosheng's stick, and his limbs kept bounceing on the ground....
However, the human woman who had convulsions, after seeing the yellow dog knocked unconscious, said angrily
: "Dead monkey, you dare to beat my rhubarb, I will hack you to death!"
Sun Xiaosheng: "......"
[In other words, although I am a monkey, I am still a living monkey, I am not dead, not a dead monkey~].
Then, twelve ordinary dogs, plus a black dog who has become a sperm, plus a human female nerve, began to besiege a golden retriever monkey ~
Black dog Wangcai, although it has become a sperm, but it has only just become a sperm, to say that some of the monsters' means, such as swallowing clouds and spitting fog, flying sand and stones... Wait, it won't be at all,
and it's just:
"Vicious dog pounces~", "Hound bites~", "Dog tail sweep~"
......
And Sun Xiaosheng also held the stick in his hand and faced the group of dogs:
"Hit the dog's head with a stick!" "Pull the dog to the sky!" "Anti-dog buttocks~"...
The moves of a monkey and a dog, the one that roars is called majestic, but it looks like it's really... Spicy eyes....
The human woman, stunned by the roar of a monkey and a dog, said with bright eyes:
"Wow, this is the master's move~"
Sun Xiaosheng, who was facing the battle, was stumbled by the brainless woman's words:
[Is this a master's move?
A quarter of an hour later, the thirteen dogs were already panting, and Sun Xiaosheng then roared:
"There are no dogs in the world!"
Suddenly, the dogs, including Wangcai, were swept down by Sun Xiaosheng;
Come on, come on, get up, and then fight with Grandpa Monkey for three days and three nights!"
"Wangcai can also be regarded as seeing, although he has become a sperm, he still can't beat the monkey in front of him
~ So, Wangcai turned back to the original form of the black dog, and said weakly:
"Monkey, count you as powerful, I admit it to the dog~"
Sun Xiaosheng saw that the system had not come out to report the news of the station win at this time, and knew that it was the human woman who had not yet admitted defeat;
So, Sun Xiaosheng grinned and
said to the human woman: "Woman, do you admit defeat now?"
The brainless woman immediately nodded and said:
"Master, I admit defeat, admit defeat, master, take me, I want to go out to explore the rivers and lakes, I want to go to the demons and eliminate demons, I want..."
Stop, this black dog in front of you is a monster, do you want to get rid of it? To a certain extent, I'm also a monster, and I'll take you and let you get rid of me?"
The monster I'm talking about, that's someone else's monster, you are all my animal
, not a monster~" Sun Xiaosheng: "......
" [Feelings, it's not your family's, it's a monster?As long as it's your family's, it's a kawaii animal? Sure enough, women and horses are creatures that can't be messed with!]
Sun Xiaosheng took a look, where on the ground Wangcai closed the dog's eyes, probably knows, why Wangcai fled with these twelve dogs~
So, Sun Xiaosheng rolled his monkey eyes and said:
"Hey, woman, are you mistaken, who is your family, let me tell you, I am the monkey king, I am the monkey king of Huaguo Mountain Water Curtain Cave, my ambition is the sea of stars~".
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