Journey to the West: I am invincible after being beaten by a group of people

Sun Wukong's head sweated

and said: "What, brother, let's go to learn the scriptures, we are not mixed with society, let's keep a low profile!" Who

knows, Tang Seng jumped up and said:

"Boss, are you such a dick, and you are still low-key?" "I didn't know that Old Tang didn't know before, you actually opened up with the Buddhist handle, and now I know, I'm still low-key, let's fight all the way to the west and call that Rulai retreat..."

Before Tang Seng finished speaking, Sun Wukong covered his mouth and said in a low voice

: "Old Tang, are you crazy? Just think about it yourself, is it good to have ears around here

?" Tang Seng said disappreciably

: "What are you afraid of, boss, aren't you so powerful?"

Wangcai said helplessly:

"Monk, I know why the monkey said that your brain circuit is a little abnormal, and you don't want to think about it, how many of us are there?"

"Plus you hip puller

, there are only three in total;" "Moreover, not to mention your Buddha, even if any Bodhisattva comes, I will rush to the street;

" "Think about it again, how many Bodhisattva Arhats are there in the Buddhist Lingshan? Can we pull them off the horse?"

When Tang Seng heard this, he immediately solemnly called the Buddha:

"Amitabha, what did the poor monk just say? What the poor monk said is that even after a thousand tribulations, All kinds of wind and frost, but also to go to the Ling Mountain, to obtain the true scriptures!

" Wangcai: "......"

[Monk, I am not a human, but you are a real dog!]

is also fortunate, because of the existence of Sun Wukong, Liuding Liujia, far away from Tang Seng and his party, I didn't hear it, otherwise, they made a small report, and the joke was a bit big;

If you can be sure, Sun Wukong's monkey is only Taiyi Golden Immortal or the early stage of Daluo, she Guanyin can still think of some way to forcibly get this golden hoop on Sun Wukong's head;

On the side of the Two Realms Mountain, Wangcai looked at the white tiger in front of him and said to Tang Seng

: "Monk, since your horse is gone, then ride this tiger away!"

Tang Seng looked at the tiger on the ground, but said with a serious face:

"Amitabha, the poor monk made a great wish to go to Lingshan step by step, how can he ride the tiger?"

I'm still in the next town, let's buy a horse, this tiger is in the mountains and forests, I don't know how many innocent creatures have been injured, let's overdo it!"

In fact, Tang Seng thought in his heart:

[, you think I am you, I am a mortal, and I am a mortal who can live forever if I eat it;

] [In case, this tiger eats me in one bite when you are not paying attention, how can I reason?]

Sun Wukong and Wangcai:" ...... "

[You said that you want to go to Lingshan step by step, but you said, what does it mean to buy a horse in the next town? Really when we are animals who have not read a book?]

Sun Wukong asked very incomprehensibly

: "Old Tang, what you said about excess, is it physical exceedance or spiritual excess?" Tang Seng said with a confused face:

"Is it exceedance, is there also a division between physical exceedance and spiritual excess?"

However, I will only chant the scriptures to be excessive, that is, to be excessive~"

Sun Wukong only then knew that the excesses that Tang Seng said were to temper it, not to pass through the intestines with wine and meat... The excess ~

Tang Seng said again

: "That, boss, dog, can you help me get a few ropes;

" "I think, before I have normalized this tiger, it is better to tie it first, lest I have not yet tempered it, it has already overtaken me first!"

Sun Wukong said:

"This is easy, look at me!".

Then, Sun Wukong wanted to pull the monkey hair on himself, thought about it, or walked towards Wangcai, Wangcai looked at Sun Wukong suspiciously, had a bad premonition, and shouted:

"Monkey, what are you doing? Don't come over~"

It's just that the little golden fairy's Wangcai, how can he escape from Sun Wukong's clutches? Sun Wukong

grabbed Wangcai's tail with one hand, lifted Wangcai into the air, and tore off a dog hair from Wangcai's belly;

Sun Wukong's operation made Wangcai scold the street, and said in his heart:

[Monkey, you are a real dog, I am the dog that is the least like a dog among the three!]

After Sun Wukong plucked the dog hair, he blew on the dog hair, and the dog hair immediately turned into a bundle of rope, and it was very intimate, and automatically tied the tiger on the ground tightly

; After seeing that the tiger could not move, I don't know where Tang Seng got a piece of wood and a wooden stick, and sat cross-legged next to the tiger's head;

Then, with the wooden stick in his hand

, the tiger woke up; after the white tiger woke up, he found that he was tied up, and yelled;

but Tang Seng, the wolf, was destroyed, and said with a face of great mercy:

"Tiger donor, you have been hurting the innocent all year round, today, the poor monk will help the donor to clear the karma, hoping that the donor can put down the butcher's knife and turn back to the shore!"

So, Tang Seng was in the white tiger's stunned eyes, holding the wooden stick in his hand, while beating the wooden block, while singing:

"Guanah ~ at ease ~ Bodhisattva ~ , deep ~ , jackfruit ~..."

Singing !!

Tang Seng's operation, he directly stunned Sun Wukong, Wangcai, and Baihu, Wangcai looked at Sun Wukong, and said incredulously:

"Still... And this operation? this... This, it's really amazing~"

Sun Wukong also complained in his heart:

[This is really the Journey to the West that I know, the Tang Seng in my impression?

...... "

[I can't speak, if I can't speak, I'll absolutely scold you to death... A dog!]

Slowly, the white tiger roared not so 'full of energy' at the beginning; Tang Seng sang a sentence, the white tiger roared

a sentence, one person and one tiger, as if a symphony was opened, there is a kind of 'you sing and I will appear' meaning;

only, the two protagonists of this symphony, the expressions are completely different, Tang Seng is singing, closing his eyes and shaking his head, very intoxicated;

the tiger is shedding tears, desperate

~An hour later, the land of the Two Realms Mountain, led Tang Seng's horse to Sun Wukong's side, looked at Sun Wukong in a daze

and said: "Great Sage, what kind of operation is this?"

Sun Wukong and Wangcai came back to their senses and said embarrassedly:

"Actually, we don't know, this old Tang said that he wants to transform this tiger;

" "We also know that it can be reduced like this, we estimate that after the old Tang has finished transforming the tiger, the tiger is definitely ' Walking is afraid of hurting the life of ants~

" The land learned that Tang Seng was transforming the white tiger, and his head was sweating:

"Holy monk... What a holy monk~".