Journey to the West: I am invincible after being beaten by a group of people

Tang Seng swallowed his saliva, and then said:

"It's just that our Majesty of the Tang Heavenly Dynasty gave me a purple gold bowl when the little monk took it away, so that I could beg for food on the way west, and it was not worth a few dollars;"

After speaking, Tang Seng took out a big deal and took out a bowl made of purple gold from his luggage

Just looking at this material, it is already no less than 10,000 gold, not to mention the exquisite workmanship

of this bowl, and the exquisite carved patterns on the bowl; and Elder Jinchi, after seeing Tang Seng's

purple gold bowl, blood pressure rose sharply; this is not envy, it is angry

; although, this purple gold bowl can be regarded as a precious anomaly;

but Elder Jinchi, gritting his teeth, can still create it, but he will not really take this thing to fill water like Tang Seng did.

Then, after Tang Seng stuffed the purple gold bowl into the suitcase, he said:

"Also, Guanyin Bodhisattva saw that I made a grand wish;"

"It was just a brocade robe that can ward off disasters and evil spirits and not fall into reincarnation, and a nine-ring tin staff made by the Buddha himself and not poisoned;" "

What the Bodhisattva said is so greasy, but that thing is dead and heavy, the little monk thought, it should not be a precious thing;".

After saying this time, Tang Seng put the brocade robe on his body again, holding

the nine-ring tin staff, the dazzling golden light, the old monk Jinchi couldn't open his eyes directly! The old monk Jinchi was already bloodshot at this time;

if the previous purple gold bowl was still a mortal thing, then the current brocade robe and the nine-ring tin staff are definitely the treasures of the Buddhist family!

Even if he Jinchi Elder treasures more, it is just a room of mundane things, where can it compare to this kind of Buddhist treasure

? And the hateful thing is that this Dongtu monk still said that this thing is not worth

anything? Is this a treasure that money can get?

Not to the end, Tang Seng continued:

"The Buddha saw me traveling far away, and was afraid that my foot strength would not be invincible, so he only gave me a dragon horse;" "

Oh, it's the white horse outside, don't look at him strong, but he sits up very much, except for running faster, there is really nothing, and it is not as good as the treasure of the old monk;".

At this time, Jin Chi was already red-faced, not ashamed, but angry

! Dragon horse, that is a dragon, ordinary people even see each other, they still have extravagant expectations, and the Bodhisattva directly sent one to this monk, the problem is, this monk still dislikes!

Look, is this talking about human words?

Tang Seng continued Versailles' way:

" Also, the Bodhisattva saw that I was far away, and was worried that the little monk was boring, so he only gave the little monk a little understanding of people's hearts, so that the little monk could dispel boredom and fatigue on the road;

" After speaking, Tang Seng really picked up the dog Wangcai on the side, and said:

"No, it's this one

!" Then, Tang Seng also said

to Wangcai: "Come, Wangcai, say hello to Elder Jinchi!" Wangcai

: "......"

[Nima, although I am not human, but you are more dog than me!]

However, Wangcai couldn't get used to the old monk Jinchi, so he waved his dog paw

at Elder Jinchi, and shouted at Elder Jinchi: "Wang, Wang, Wang!"

Elder Jinchi was already dizzy and unable to stand on his feet at this time;

However

, it can be introduced by this monk at the end, and it is given by the Bodhisattva, can it be simple? Can it be cheap? Can it not be a treasure? What's even more ruthless is that Tang Seng said next:

"Alas, actually, I can come all

the way to this place safely, this dog is a great merit;" "Elder, don't look at this dog as a soil dog, but tearing the tiger and leopard alive, that's not a problem at all, oh, by the way, this dog is called Wangcai, you just call it Wangcai!"

The corners of the old monk Jinchi's mouth were already faintly red, and a mouthful of blood was swallowed by him alive;

this Dongtu monk really didn't want to be a son of man, such a powerful dog, and he actually gave it such a earthy name?

Elder Jinchi resisted the urge to lose his breath, pointed at Sun Wukong tremblingly, and asked Tang Seng:

"Then, what about this monkey?"

Tang Seng put down the dog in his arms and said solemnly

"Alas, Elder, originally, I really didn't want to introduce

this monkey;" "Because, ah, the origin of this monkey is too big, little monk I, in front of this monkey, I have to be careful;

" "In order to be able to hug this monkey's thigh, I worship this monkey as a big brother, alas, it's troublesome!"

The old monk's eyes widened, blood flowed from his mouth, and he asked,

"What do you say?"

Tang Seng said solemnly:

"This monkey, it's not an ordinary monkey, this is

the Monkey King in the sky;" "When it comes to the name of the Monkey King, the Three Realms and Six Realms, a little cultivated, everyone knows, no one knows~" "

No matter what demons and monsters, as long as the name of the Monkey King is reported, or you will be scared to the core, and if you are a little more powerful, you will be scared to the point of urine!"

Don't you know, Monkey King, who was the ruthless man who overturned the heavenly court... "

Even the bearer of our Buddhism, such as the Buddha, can only fight with

the Monkey King, which shows the power of the Monkey King;" "This is still the boss of our Buddhism, seeing that I sincerely learned the scriptures, he specially came to the door and asked the Great Sage to help and protect me all the way;

" "Now, you know, why don't I take the initiative to introduce this monkey!"

Sun Wukong: "......"

[This... Are you too good at Versailles!]

[Fuck, I'm embarrassed by your praise, do I really have such a dick?Actually, Lingxiao Palace, I didn't have time to lift it at that time~]

The old monk of Jinchi couldn't hold back anymore at this time, a mouthful of blood spurted out directly, his eyes rolled, and he fell to the ground and died!

The little monk beside Elder Jinchi shouted loudly:

"Presiding, presiding, wake up!"

Host, dead!Come on, host is dead!

"Sun Wukong, Wangcai: "......"

[Surprise!This Tang Seng actually made Elder Jinchi angry to death?

Tang Seng, you are YYDS!] Sun Wukong was in his heart, dumbfounded and looked at Tang Seng's operation, and secretly said:

[Old Tang, you are shooting all the work I do, and besides, what you do is forcing me to be simple and neat!]

It's just that an old man over 200 years old, is it really good for you to be angry with him like this? Your conscience, won't it hurt?]

Maybe Tang Seng's heart is still there, and the six roots are not enough, Tang Seng saw that Elder Jinchi was angry with himself, so he just pretended to snort:

"Amitabha, may the elder be honored in the Western Elysium!" Sun

Wukong clearly saw that there was no guilty look in Tang Seng's eyes;

Suddenly, he knew that Tang Seng was no longer

the Tang Seng in his impression of this Journey to the West! And Tang Seng said in his heart:

"I'll go, I can't stand it? Where is this? Just your things, you dare to show off in front of me? Look, go see the Buddha yourself~].