Journey to the West: I am invincible after being beaten by a group of people

Wangcai, who came back to his senses, was angry, bared his teeth and grinned at Zhu Bajie, and roared angrily

: "Dead pig, you have to see who Lao Tzu is! Lao Tzu wants to kill

you!" Zhu Bajie said

in a general way: "Alas, daughter-in-law, I know that you can't accept the reality for a while, but don't worry, no matter what your daughter-in-law becomes, my old pig will always love you as before!"

Come and bite me, even if you bite me thousands of times, I still love you like my first love

!" Wangcai: "......"

[I'm so crazy! My mentality is about to collapse~]

Guanyin outside thought with tears in his heart:

[This, this is the third generation of disciples of the Human Sect?

Pig demon, you heard clearly, Lao Tzu is not Gao Cuilan, Lao Tzu is Wangcai, five hundred years ago, Wangcai who bit into a five-five with the roaring dog!

" Zhu Bajie immediately changed his face and asked: "Really, you didn't

lie to me?" Wangcai roared

: "What good does it do me if I lie to you? How many catties of meat can you cut for me to eat?"

Who knows, Zhu Bajie changed

his face all of a sudden, took out a nine-toothed nail rake, and hit Wangcai with a rake, and roared in his mouth:

"Dead dog, give me death!" When

the rake was still ten centimeters

away from Wangcai, Wangcai Dan said: "My

brother, Monkey King!" The rake stopped one centimeter away from Wangcai's dog's head, and Zhu Bajie asked tremblingly

: "Really? Your brother is really Monkey King?"

Wangcai rolled his dog's eyes and said:

" Since you know the Monkey King, don't you know that there was a dog back then, following him, fighting a million heavenly soldiers?"

"And I, Wangcai, am the dog who shouted 'My life is up to me, and the dog wants to seal the sky today!'" And

at this time, Sun Wukong had already come silently and came behind Zhu Bajie~ Zhu Bajie

said weakly at this time:

" That dog master, I want to ask, if I run away now, is it still too late

?" Wangcai squinted his eyes, looked at Zhu Bajie and said: "You probably can't run!"

Zhu Bajie immediately said in horror:

"Why?"

Wangcai stared at Zhu Bajie with those blazing dog eyes and said

, "Because, the monkey ~ is ~ behind you~".

Zhu Bajie turned his head mechanically and saw

Sun Wukong, and Sun Wukong also smiled at him; Zhu Bajie weakly said to Sun Wukong: "Great Sage, I said, this is just a misunderstanding, do you

believe it?" Sun Wukong smiled more and more brightly, and said to Zhu Bajie

: "I believe it, why don't I believe it?"

Then, Sun Wukong

roared:

"Golden Hoop Body Technique, Millennium Kill!".

Then, Zhu Bajie screamed, his whole body went straight up, and there was a bright red liquid in the backyard, and his head smashed through the roof and flew out...

Of course, such a powerful forbidden technique as the thousand-year-old killing was completed by Sun Wukong with the assistance of a golden hoop stick...

Guanyin outside, disappointed

, said: "So, the third-generation disciple of this person's sect was frightened by the name of the monkey like this?

If Zhu Bajie heard Guanyin's words, he would definitely pull Guanyin's ears and shout

: "You haven't personally tried it, Lao Tzu's 100,000 sailors are hiding in the Tianhe and dare not come out!

If you try, you are like this!" Then, Sun Wukong and Wangcai walked outside, looked at Zhu Bajie who fell to the ground, and said:

"Hey, are you dead? If you die, we will invite the whole village to a banquet, and if you don't die, you will get up for me!"

Zhu Bajie originally wanted to pretend to be dead, but as soon as he heard Sun Wukong's words, he immediately covered his butt and jumped up, humming and chirping

: "Not dead, not dead, really not dead, no need to invite the whole village to a banquet~

" Sun Wukong pretended not to know the facts and asked

: "Hey, pig head, why did you really become a pig head this time

?" Zhu Bajie was startled, pointed at Sun Wukong and said:

"You, you, how do you know?"

Sun Wukong rolled his eyes and said: "Cut, you still want to lie to me? Aren't your Yuan Shen Zhu Ganglie's appearance there~

" Zhu Bajie thought about

it and said: "Also, with your cultivation, how can you not know that it is me? Alas

, it's hard to say, I..." Sun Wukong:

"Oh, since it's hard to say, don't say it, I'll just ask, anyway, I don't plan to listen!"

Zhu Bajie: "......" [Listen, do people say?]

Seeing that Sun Wukong and Wangcai were leaving, Zhu Bajie also hurried to follow these two, Wangcai said with cross-eyes

: "Pig head, what are you doing with us

?" Zhu Bajie

said curtly

: "What, I'm actually waiting here for the scripture learner, isn't Brother Monkey a member of the scripture learning team?"

Sun Wukong said to Wangcai:

"Dog, don't face people who like you... Uh, pig, cross-eyebrows and cold eyes, this is not good, you should politely refuse

, to..."Wangcai yelled:

"Wang, monkey, I will bite you to death!"

......

After returning to Gao Laozhuang, when Zhu Bajie was preparing to apprentice, but

this Tang Seng made a fuss again; I saw that Tang Seng shouted

: "Shenma? You pig actually want to worship me as a teacher? No, you die of this heart, you are so ugly, I refuse

!" Zhu Bajie sneered: "However, Guanyin Bodhisattva has issued a decree to ask me to worship you as a teacher, and he also gave me a Dharma name as Wu Neng, nicknamed Bajie

!"

Tang Seng shouted:

"Impossible, absolutely impossible, I will not accept you as a disciple, you still die of this heart, you want to worship the teacher, you yourself worship Guanyin Bodhisattva as a teacher!"

In fact, the reason why Buddhism is called Zhu Bajie to apprentice Tang Seng is to call Tang Seng to recognize the five meat and three disgusts of Buddhism, and to abide by the eight precepts!

I just don't know, when the golden cicada's original spirit returns, the golden cicada will still be able to devour Tang Seng's true spirit...

Zhu Bajie saw that Tang Seng was unwilling to accept himself as an apprentice, and his heart was even more happy, who is okay, would be willing to worship a mortal monk as a master? Zhu Bajie

said quietly

: "Don't you plan to listen to the Bodhisattva's instructions

?" Tang Seng said:

"At most, I will take you to the west to learn scriptures, as for accepting apprentices? It is impossible to accept apprentices, and it is impossible to accept apprentices in this life! Who instructs, who do you go to?"

Really, I can't help much every day, and there are still a lot of

!" Zhu Bajie was immediately overjoyed and said

: "That's okay, I will also call you Lao Tang with the dog and Brother Monkey in the future, and you will call me Lao Pig, how about it?"

Who knows, Tang Seng rolled his eyes and exclaimed

: "You think too beautifully, you will call us three in the future: Master, we three are your monkey master, monk master, dog master, do you hear? If you don't agree, go out and turn right!".

Zhu Bajie: "......

".