Journey to the West: I, Sun Wukong, Swear Not to Become a Buddha!

Don't you know that being a teacher also depends on your face to eat?He actually robbed the teacher of his job, damn it!Tang Sanzang is very tasty.

The most important thing is the hair!

After Sun Wukong's transformation, he actually has hair. Who are they to reason with? They are monks who went to the West to learn scriptures. Where did the hair come from?

It's just that Tang Sanzang has no chance to stop it, and Sun Wukong has knocked on the door of the farmers.

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"Old man, we are monks who came from the Eastern Land and Tang Dynasty and went to the Western Heaven to study scriptures. We want to stay here for one night!"

Sun Wukong's tone was very polite.

"Monk?"

The old farmer and his wife, who opened the wooden door, looked at the hair on Sun Wukong's head with bewildered expressions.

Don't the monks now need to shave?

The old couple looked suspicious.

However, the fake monk in front of him looks handsome and handsome, and he looks righteous, while the real monk riding on the horse in the back is also thin-skinned and tender, so he doesn't look like a bad person at first glance!

"This... eh? Master, he looks very kind, please ask for advice, I'll go prepare a fasting meal for you!"

With an uncertain tone, the old farmer warmly invited Sun Wukong and Tang Sanzang to stay overnight.

Sure enough, in this evil face-seeking society, a good face is more useful than anything!

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The enthusiastic old couple quickly prepared the vegetarian dishes.

Rice, greens, tofu, radish, it's over!

Vegetarian is simply outrageous!

Tang Sanzang was very satisfied with this, he was very happy to eat.

Sun Wukong can't do it. Although he can't eat, but after five hundred years, he still wants to eat some meat!

But as the first decent meal in five hundred years, Sun Wukong didn't say much.

But seeing Tang Sanzang eating so happily, Sun Wukong was a little unhappy.

How can a monk not eat meat?This is a bad habit, we have to break him!

As the saying goes: wine and meat pass through the intestines, Buddha's heart stays!

Although I don't know who said it.

ps: Thanks to the "Journey to the West" boss for the reward, add another chapter! ! !

Chapter 1 Although I am old, my brain is not small (6/[-])

After flicking Tang Sanzang over to rest, Sun Wukong quietly found the old farmer again.

"Father, do you have any meat?"

That table of vegetarian food Tang Sanzang was satisfied, but he wasn't satisfied.

After drinking five hundred years of copper molten iron, it is not something that can be easily done with vegetarian dishes.

"I guessed you were coming!"

The old farmer looked like he was holding a wisdom pearl.

"???"

Sun Wukong has a question mark on his face, isn't this mortal, how could he know that he will come?

"As soon as we met, I knew you were a fake monk. How could there be an unshaven monk? Was it forced by that little white-faced monk?"

The old farmer looked determined.

Sun Wukong looked at the old farmer strangely. Although he is old, his brain is not small!

"Don't say it's not, I noticed it when I was eating, that little white-faced monk is not a thing at all. He only cares about himself, but he doesn't care about you. He has to be a master, bah!"

The old farmer's tone was full of disdain for Tang Sanzang.

You are the uncle, your analysis is correct!

Sun Wukong smiled awkwardly. His Taiyi Jinxian cultivation base is completely fine if he doesn't eat these, he just wants to get something good to satisfy his appetite!

Moreover, Tang Sanzang knew that he was the demon king, it was the same whether he ate it or not!

But he can't do it on his own, he's just a mortal, so he's not hungry for a meal, so he must only be concerned about himself.

Who knows that it has become another version when it reaches the old farmer.

"Looking at how handsome you are, yet being bullied so pitifully, the uncle will kill a chicken for you to make up for it!"

The old farmer patted Sun Wukong on the shoulder, turned around and left without waiting for him to respond.

Sun Wukong froze.

Pitiful? !