Why is my Two-dimensional a daily program

If a setting like "girlfriend from a foreign country" suddenly pops up at this time, Bai Fan will probably be chopped to death by a group of hatchets and poets, right?

Every Monday morning meeting, I could feel the dazzling eyes of those guys, which made Bai Fan tremble.

The resentment of a single dog can break through the limit of the mind, and even turn into a sword and draw it all on him!

"Oh? Why not? If I have a boyfriend, I won't be bothered by those guys, heh, if there is another minor incident, won't you cry, Bai Fan?"

"...Thank you so much, but if something like that happens, I'll take care of it, so don't worry about it."

Bai Fan silently tapped the head of the girl in front of him.

"..." Xia Chuan was really cool.

Hearing what amounted to an ultimatum, the girl directly grimaced.

"Bai Fan, you are an idiot!"

"...???"

Seeing the figure turning away from the desk in a little daze, Bai Fan blinked his eyes in astonishment.

That is, almost at the moment when the latter's front foot just walked——

"Oni-chan, Oni-chan, are you going on a date with Xiaobu?"

At the same time as that sound was made, Doma Bui pressed his chest aggressively.

"...What happened to one or two of you today? Didn't I say that? Senior sister and I are still in a relationship."

Bai Fan glanced left and right, and when he found that there were no extra people around, he approached the latter's head and whispered.

"Of course Xiaobu knows! Do you think Xiaobu is an idiot? But that's why it's challenging, right?"

"...Xiao Bu."

Bai Fan looked at the girl in front of him righteously.

"Yes!"

Looking forward to getting an answer, Xiao Bu raised his head.

"Stay stupid."

There is definitely a conspiracy. If there is no conspiracy, it must be that Bai Fan has not woken up until now.

Xiao Bu left a little dejected.

"Huh... are you planning to play some prank on me again..."

Putting down the phone, Bai Fan muttered to himself somewhat worriedly.

"The holy black cat of Qianye, who came here according to the call, my family members, before the next trial day comes, please take a moment to rest and enjoy the beauty of purgatory with me."

"Is it a black cat this time?"

Bai Fan let out a long sigh.

What kind of familiar tone of the second child, who is not Wu Geng Liuli wearing bright red colored contact lenses?

It probably means, I am in a good mood today, next Sunday, if you have time, you can go on a date with me or something?

Why is it a date or something.

It's not Christmas anymore!

"Black cat, tell me honestly, are you hiding something from me? Could it be that you are causing trouble to others? If that is the case, tell me as soon as possible, and you can apologize in advance..."

"..." Fifth watch glass.

"It's nothing!"

With flushed cheeks, he shook off Bai Fan's hands, and seeing the latter's serious expression, his face turned red again.

"Are the eyes just for decoration? Could it be that I have no brains at all? Besides playing games, drawing comics and writing novels, you should at least pretend to be something else for me!"

After sighing like this, the black cat covered his face, and finally gave up and left this sad place.

"... I got venomously tongued out of nowhere. According to the behavior of the next urine, it is estimated that the senior sister came to let me and her..."

"You guessed it right, junior-"

Giggling like this, Xiazhiqiu Shiyu looked at Bai Fan in front of him.

"Oh...what's the reason?"

Bai Fan turned his head expressionlessly and asked.

Things have developed to the point where, besides, there are no pranks, conspiracy, etc., Bai Fan will never believe it.

Could it be that if Bai Fan agreed to someone's invitation, he would play a bad joke or something. ． ．

Are you so bored in your spare time?

Bai Fan let out a long breath.

"...For the reason, I can't say it for the time being. Do you want to go or not?" Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu raised her head with a smile, and looked at Bai Fan without blinking her bright red eyes.

"Don't go."

Bai Fan shook his head.

"If you can hang out with everyone, everyone will be happy, right? There's no point in going out with two of you."

Bai Fan expressed his feelings.

"Heh heh heh, that's really a pity."

With no expression of regret at all on his face, Kasumigaoka Shiyu touched his chin with a smile.

"However, I don't know if you can hold on to the next offensive, junior. It really makes me more interested."

Xiazhiqiu Shiyu shrugged and left here too.

"...What the hell is it?"

The mysterious smile that wiped away before. ． ．

Then he knew, what Kasumigaoka Shiyu said, the next offensive——