Siheyuan: My Brother Jiang Defu

In less than an hour, Jiang Deyu grew up in the world.Take out ten catfish and eight carp.

Each catfish weighs more than two catties.

Each carp weighs more than three catties.

Jiang Deyu looked at the two small iron buckets, which were full to the brim, with a bright smile on his face: "That's enough. It's enough for our family of five to feed for three days."

On Songshan Island, An Jie came back from the cafeteria.Just outside the house, I met my brother-in-law Jiang Deyu.

"De Yu. How's it going? How's your fishing harvest today?" An Jie pushed open the door and walked into the yard.

"Today's catch is good, sister-in-law. A total of eighteen fish were caught!" Jiang Deyu said surprisingly.

An Jie was stunned for a moment: "Eighteen? So many!"

"Sister-in-law, they are all good things. Ten catfish and eight carp, each weighing more than two catties and five taels." Jiang Deyu raised the corners of his mouth slightly, with a hearty smile on his face.

"Hey! Now, I'm going to eat fish every day again." An Jie couldn't help shaking his head and smiling wryly.

"What is catfish?" An Jie came back to his senses.

"Catfish is pond carp / pond louse. It can be compared with shark's fin and wild soft-shelled turtle. It is rich in protein. Calcium, phosphorus, zinc"

Jiang Deyu walked into the spacious courtyard with a small iron bucket in both hands.Follow An Jie and walk into the house.

An Jie was amazed: "No way, this catfish. Can it still compete with the soft-shelled turtle?"

"Sister-in-law. You believe me, you are right."

"Steam today! Steam catfish! It's good for Weiguo and Weidong."

[-]. Obtaining the curse of bad luck, the silly pillar fell into the cesspit! (seeking subscription)

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The younger sister Jiang Dehua came out of the kitchen wearing an apron, her hands covered in flour.Looking at the two small iron buckets, they were full: "Hey! Fourth brother, you are really a master of fishing."

"As soon as my fourth brother makes a move, it will be a rewarding experience."

"Wei Guo! Wei Dong! Uncle, you caught a lot of fish today. We can eat fish tonight." The younger sister Jiang Dehua was very happy, and reached out to help lift the small iron bucket.Happily humming a ditty.

"Wu Xin Hongqi, you are my pride. I am proud of you"

Jiang Deyu put down the fishing rod in his hand, and teased: "Oh, yes. Dehua. Now I have learned to sing."

"Absolutely."

"This is my fourth brother's patriotic song written on the battlefield." Jiang Dehua, the younger sister, picked up the kitchen knife.He took out a catfish from the small iron bucket, and said in surprise, "Hey! Isn't this a catfish?"

The eldest nephew, Jiang Weiguo, was holding a toy wooden pistol in his hand.The whole room ran around, sweating profusely: "Chirp! Chirp!!"

An Jie's face darkened, and he taught Jiang Weiguo a lesson: "Weiguo, what are you running for? You know how to run around all day long."

"Forget it, sister-in-law. After all, Wei Guo is a child. Little boys love to run and dance, and play and fight. This is normal."

Jiang Deyu couldn't help but speak up, defending Jiang Weiguo.He stepped forward and picked up his eldest nephew: "Come on, let my uncle take a look. Is your back wet?"

Reach out and touch!

Sweat all over the back!

"This is impossible, Weiguo. Uncle will take you back to your room and change your clothes." Jiang Deyu quickly put Jiang Weiguo down and walked back to his room: "In case you catch a cold in time."

"Children, the body's resistance is weak."

Looking at this scene, An Jie couldn't help shaking his head.With a long sigh, he felt that the son he gave birth to was not close to him.

Instead, he got close to his brother-in-law. The two of them were like father and son.

"Sister-in-law, why are you sighing?" Jiang Dehua took the back of the kitchen knife and suddenly slapped the catfish's head hard.

Pfft!

Jiang Dehua slashed again, slashing heavily!

Catfish finally dies, ending his short life.

An Jie was startled, and quickly covered his heart with his right hand: "Dehua, what are you doing so hard?"

"Sister-in-law. What you said is really nonsense. You don't need to use force to kill fish. You can do it without using force." The younger sister Jiang Dehua couldn't help rolling her eyes: "No wonder my brother said you have so many problems."

An Jie choked suddenly, and the corners of his mouth twitched slightly.This Jiang Defu said everything.

I don't understand either, save me some face.

Inside the room.

"Okay, I changed into clean clothes. This will prevent you from catching a cold. Weiguo, you have to be careful in the future. Don't run so fast, and be careful not to fall."

Jiang Deyu helped his eldest nephew Jiang Weiguo wipe the sweat off his back with a dry towel.

"De Yu. You don't need to be so nice to him. My son is not the landlord's young master." An Jie walked to the door and slowly opened the door.

Jiang Deyu didn't know whether to laugh or cry, so he quickly picked up Jiang Weiguo and kissed him on the cheek: "Sister-in-law, Weiguo has been close to me since he was a child. He has a tiger head and a tiger brain, and he is also sensible."

"Come here. Weiguo, let mom hug you."

An Jie stepped forward quickly, stretched out his arms and hugged Jiang Weiguo.

Jiang Weiguo struggled a little, Tong Yanwuji said: "I don't want your hug, I want my uncle's hug."

Hearing this sentence, An Jie felt as if a knife had been stabbed in his heart.

"Sister-in-law, don't mind. Weiguo is still a child." Jiang Deyu hurried forward and hugged his eldest nephew.

"How about this, I'll take Weiguo with me. Go to the supply and marketing cooperative on Songshan Island and take a look. Is there any non-staple food?"

"Peach crisps. Preserved fruit. Biscuits and so on." Jiang Deyu looked at An Jie with an embarrassed expression.He quickly opened his mouth and walked out with Jiang Weiguo in his arms.

Songshan Island, inside the Supply and Marketing Cooperative.

Jiang Deyu held a stack of military tickets in his hand, and held Jiang Weiguo with his left hand.Looking inside the counter: "Weiguo. Are there peach cakes here? Do you want peach cakes?"

Jiang Weiguo nodded, and said in a childish voice, "I want to eat, and I will give half to uncle."

Jiang Deyu was moved by his innocent and simple language.

"Please, please give me five boxes of peach cakes. These are military tickets, are they enough?" Jiang Deyu put the military tickets on the counter domineeringly.

The salesperson of the supply and marketing agency looked at Jiang Deyu: "Enough, enough."

You know, this is Songshan Island.In the naval garrison, there are often soldiers or their family members who come to buy things with military tickets.

Jiang Deyu then took out ten yuan from his pocket: "Here is ten yuan, more or less."

The salesman of the supply and marketing agency quickly took out four banknotes: "This comrade, five boxes of peach cakes, the total is six yuan. I will charge you six yuan."

"Well, then three more boxes. I want all the peach cakes you have here." Jiang Deyu looked around and found that there were only eight boxes of peach cakes in the counter.

"OK, no problem."

"I'll wrap it up for you, and I'll give you a dollar, so go slowly."

The salesperson of the supply and marketing cooperative wrapped up three more boxes of peach cakes respectfully.Pack it in a net bag.

Eight boxes of peach cakes cost nine yuan in total, plus eight military tickets.

"Wei Guo. Let's go, let's go home. In the evening, uncle, I'll give you peach cakes."

Jiang Deyu led Jiang Weiguo by the hand, holding a net bag in his right hand.Happily walked out of the supply and marketing cooperative.

[Family Rebate] System: Spend money to non-immediate relatives, nephew Jiang Weiguo.Get [-] times the rebate!

[Family Rewards] System: Rebate [-], Ability Shunfeng Ears (Level [-]): Can hear a sound with a diameter of [-] meters centered on the host.including animals.Humanity!

[Family Rebate] System: Rebate [-], Unlucky Curse (three cards): Just write the name of the unlucky person on it.It will automatically make the other party have bad luck, and the time limit is [-] hours.

[Family Rebate] System: Rebate [-], White Rabbit Toffee (Classic Original Flavor): [-] pieces.

Curse of bad luck?There is such a thing?

That's great!Eldest nephew, you are really my lucky star!

The corners of Jiang Deyu's mouth turned up slightly, outlining a playful arc.Silly column, that arrogant.The appearance of the canthus must be reported.I have long wanted to fix him!

Don't think that you will be transferred to the home of a big leader.Just start doing whatever you want!

"Wei Guo. He is really my good nephew." Jiang Deyu was very happy, and touched Jiang Weiguo's small head with his left hand.happy smile.

Evening, meal time.

Jiang Defu held white flour steamed buns in his hand.Only then did I know that my brother showed his skills again and caught [-] fish.

"As expected of my younger brother, a member of my old Jiang family. As soon as he makes a move, he will succeed immediately."

Jiang Deyu held chopsticks in his hand and celery: "By the way, third brother. Sister-in-law, I bought eight boxes of peach cakes. Put them all on the table. Remember to put them away when the time comes, so as not to be eaten by mice." "

An Jie was a little puzzled: "De Yu, why are you buying so many peach cakes?"

"What a waste of money."

"Besides, do you have side food rolls?"

"Sister-in-law. I don't need it. I have a military ticket in my hand. Did you forget?" Jiang Deyu couldn't help smiling, with the corners of his mouth twitching slightly.

Jiang Defu nodded and criticized: "An Jie, it's your fault. My younger brother bought us peach cakes with good intentions. Is this your attitude?"

An Jie was dumbfounded: "⊙△⊙?"

"No, it's all my fault for co-authoring?" An Jie came back to his senses and said quickly.

"Third brother, don't say a few words."

Jiang Deyu opened his mouth quickly, acting as a peacemaker.

In the evening, the signal to turn off the lights was sounded on Songshan Island.All lights on the island are turned off.

Jiang Deyu lay alone on the bed, closed the door, and plugged it in.

"System, show me the bad luck spell"

As soon as he finished speaking, a yellow charm appeared in the palm of his hand out of thin air.

Jiang Deyu used his usual signature pen.On the bad luck curse, clearly write three words: [He Yuzhu]

Unlucky Curse, activated instantly!A bright silver light emanated, flashed away, and disappeared.

Jiang Deyu quickly looked outside the room, using the wind ear ability, but did not hear footsteps.

Fortunately, the third brother and sister-in-law did not find out.

The unlucky spell was activated, in the distant Forbidden City, in the Red Star Courtyard.

Silly Zhu lay on the bed, sound asleep.I suddenly felt a stomachache, which was unbearable.He quickly stood up, took the toilet paper and ran out of the house.

puff!puff!

Silly Zhu just ran halfway and hadn't reached the public toilet yet.Straight away!

In an instant, Yoneda fell into his pants.

There were bursts of stench, the stench was smoky, and it drifted to the next door, Xu Damao's house.

Shazhu's face was ugly: "What's going on? It was fine just now."

In an instant, Silly Zhu seemed to be flooded with floodgates to release the flood.

Sha Zhu's legs trembled uncontrollably, and he staggered.Fell into the snow.

Silly gritted his teeth and crawled forward bit by bit.

He Yuzhu desperately wanted to stand up, his feet seemed to be filled with lead, and he couldn't stand up at all.

There was no way, Sha Zhu could only climb forward bit by bit with his hands.

"Uncle Yi! Uncle Yi! Aunt Yi, help me!" Silly Zhu shouted loudly, and started begging for help like a person in a courtyard.

After a while, Aunt Yi, Yi Zhonghai, and Xu Damao.Only then did he lift the windshield curtain and walk out of the house.

Xu Damao was taken aback, and looked at the silly Zhu who was crawling on the ground: "Silly Zhu? Hahahahaha!! You also have today"

Xu Damao couldn't help laughing heartily, seeing how unlucky his rival was.Instant beaming, beaming.

Yi Zhonghai was wearing a coat and ran over in a hurry.Frowning, he helped up Silly Zhu: "Zhu Zi? What's wrong with you?"

Aunt Yi felt sick when she saw Yi Zhonghai's face.