Ye Guyu waved his hands again and again, looking scared, and wanted to go down the ring.
"No, no, no, it's you who are stronger, it's you! It's you! I'm a piece of rubbish. If you don't believe me, look at your domineering aura. I'm so shaken that I can't even stand up."
After all, the way Qin Youyou rolls and lies on the ground like a fox, unable to stretch out his arms and twitches, really looks like that.
Good guy, you can act better than him. Could it be that you are the legendary Fox Queen Oscar?
As the saying goes, as a master, you must be better than your disciples in everything. What is a real Oscar winner, I will really let you experience it today.
"Hey, my stomach, I didn't expect you, a fox, to have such sharp eyes. Just staring at me made my stomach roll over. Oh, hey, it hurts me to death. You're better than me. I'm ashamed of myself."
Ye Guyu rolled over on the ground clutching his stomach, the pain was so painful that he couldn't die, and even a lot of sweat came out from the top of his head.
Damn, master, do you always work so hard?
Just to have a reason to punish the disciples, as for that?
No, I have to work harder. I came here to do good deeds, but I was punished in the end. What is this?
Master, my disciple will let you experience today what is called a real acting school.
"Ah, my tail, my tail is out of control, ah, ah, my tail!"
Suddenly, Qin Youyou's entire fox body froze, and the huge fluffy tail stuck on its buttocks stretched straight, waved uncontrollably, and beat his lower abdomen heavily.
With a crisp sound, the fox really beat himself.
Sure enough, it's Oscar Fox Queen, the challenge is quite high, isn't it self-harm?Who is afraid of whom!
"Ah, my hand, my hand, my hand is out of control. As expected of a fox with the power to charm people's hearts, it actually controls my body so that I can't move freely. I want to win, I I want to win, but I, but... can't do it, please give me a good time, you are too good, I admit defeat, I admit defeat, quickly declare that I lose."
Painful expression, constantly struggling between despair and hope, but finally lost to despair, this kind of performance is the real Oscar actor, see it, my stupid apprentice.
Under the hard-working performances of the two film kings and queens, a good contest to recruit relatives suddenly turned into rolling on the ground and wiping the floor.
The referee didn't know how to judge for a while.
In short, let the world's most handsome guy who looks more painful lose.
"The winner of this game is the number one beauty in the world..."
No, I'm going to lose!
Watching for the verdict to be handed down.
At this critical moment, Qin Youyou's fox brain cells turned rapidly.
Finally, the law of victory has been determined.
She took off her disguise resolutely and shouted.
"Oh my god, I suddenly remembered that I seem to be a female fox. Since I am a female fox, I can only regret to admit defeat. Thank you for your support. Goodbye."
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Chapter 47 Ye Guyu won
"Mother, mother!"
It's been 100 years, good guy, Hua Mulan disguised herself as a man to give birth to chickens, and now there is a fox woman disguised as a man to compete in martial arts to recruit relatives.
And judging by its size, it still looks like an immature fox.
Are all foxes so ferocious now?It was too much fun to play.
Everyone was shocked from ear to ear, and they didn't know how to react for a while.
But the most shocking thing was Ye Guyu who was wearing a mask of pain under his mask.
No wonder it is always said that the vixen is the most cunning, and today's competition really is the case.
In order to deceive Master, he did not hesitate to reveal his identity, Qin Youyou, you are very good, you are really good.
At this moment, Ye Guyu silently crushed the silver needle in his hand, turning into fine white silver powder floating in the air.
"Guji, could this formation be..."
Qin Youyou trembled, and the fox's ears subconsciously twitched.
She felt a terrifying, resentful gaze staring at her at the moment.
As long as she is not paying attention, she will be eaten alive.
Even so, it might be light.
There is no way, as expected, I still have to show the fox's ventriloquism here.
After swallowing her saliva dryly, under the eyes of everyone, Qin Youyou started to act.
When she came to Ye Guyu who was wearing a mask of pain, she stretched out her white and tender hand, and held the other's hand tightly and held it high.
Under the expectant eyes of the whole village, she revealed sweet dimples and swore excitedly.
"Since I am a mother, the winner is the most handsome guy in the world, and he is really strong. I can't beat him at all. He is the most powerful man in the surface world. That's it. Goodbye, everyone."
Qin Youyou put both hands lightly in front of the skirt, bowed gracefully, turned around and took the Nine Turns Immortal Bead Grass from the host's hand, and immediately fled.
That vigorous fox heroic figure, short and beautiful legs, looking from behind is really sexy.
It seems that I have really taken in a good apprentice, even the way of running away is the same as mine.
"..."
"No! I'm so touched here, if that stupid fox admits defeat, wouldn't the winner be..."
Waves of sweat emerged from Ye Guyu's back.
Coincidentally, at this time, due to the absence of the fox on the stage, everyone's eyes were focused on Ye Guyu instead.
The eyes of each one seem to be urging, the little brother has already won, why don't you hurry up and give an acceptance speech, why are you still standing there in a daze?
Old embarrassed.
"Well, if there's nothing else, I'll go first."
The best way to respond to embarrassment is not to respond, Ye Guyu turned and left with a straight face.
Hey, did you say you don't want the Nine-Turn Immortal Pearl Grass?
I'm about to be forcibly engaged, you want a ball.
If his wife finds out about this, she must not freeze him into a popsicle.
Run quickly, and run as far as you can.
This is Ye Guyu's beautiful idea.
The real reality is...
"Grandpa, are you looking for Miss? Come here quickly."
Cui'e rushed up at the right time and grabbed Ye Guyu's wrist. With such strength, he couldn't break free? !
Damn, I'm a powerful person at the peak of Yuanying, but I can't even drag a small maid. It's really shameful to throw it at my grandmother's house.
By the way, this maid, you seem a little familiar, if you can't accept a man and a woman, let me go!
It was useless for Ye Guyu to struggle for a while, and he was about to lose his lover and eventually become cousins.
They were all forced, Ye Guyu took out the silver needle and was just about to throw it out.
"Yo, yo, you, are you my fiancé? So, please give me your advice in the days to come."
How could it be... her?
Clap—the silver needle fell to the ground.
The all-too-familiar face, the all-too-familiar tone, and the arrogant behavior full of textbooks, is it you—little candied haws? !
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No matter what the process is, the contest to recruit relatives has ended smoothly for the time being.
Of course, many viewers protested, saying that the Ouyang family was manipulating it secretly, asking for a refund of the tickets and returning their hard-earned money, and strongly demanding to find Heihu and Mr. Kongkong for another match.
But just a little later, the news that Heihu had burped completely spread throughout the town.
Not long after that, it was also reported from the mouths of the four "beauties" that Mr. Kong Kong was instantly killed by a powerful man.
People are dead, and it's useless for them to make more noise.
It doesn't matter whether they want to accept it or not.
In the end, the last thing people care about is the appearance of the world's most handsome guy.
Although the world's number one beautiful fox was still a child, his appearance was really top-notch. Maybe this man's appearance is also really good?
With a curiosity of just so much, everyone was asking about the identity of the son-in-law of Ouyang's family.
But the results were without exception, and there was no news...
Ouyang's house.
Family banquet.
Except for the family of Ouyang Muqing, who is the second child, all the long-lost Ouyang family members gathered here.
The purpose of the gathering is only one, and that is to cleanse the son-in-law of Ouyang's family, and urge the two to bridal, so as to respond to national policies.
Yes, you heard me right, this group of 'friendly' relatives just wanted to tie up Ye Guyu and throw him on Ouyang Muqing's bed.
Especially Ouyang Shi was the most excited.
"Mo Zun, come and eat more of this. Leek is good for your health, especially for men. If you eat more of this roasted whole turtle, Auntie specially ordered someone to prepare it for you. The future of the Ouyang family depends entirely on you. You It must be replenished."
Ouyang Shi kept adding vegetables to Ye Guyu, and the vegetables in the bowl were piled up to the height of hills, that's not enough.
Facing such an 'enthusiastic' aunt, Ye Guyu's goosebumps almost fell all over the floor.
Auntie, you are such a dog, does my dead uncle know?
He still didn't know what he was thinking, and he would obediently follow him.
I even dined with a family who had severed ties a few days ago with such 'enthusiasm'.
This world has collapsed at all, otherwise it wouldn't have become so ridiculous.
"Thank you, but it's not necessary, I'm a bit inconvenient."
The corner of Ye Guyu's mouth twitched, he declined Ouyang Shi's 'kindness', and pointed to his face which was still covered up till now.
For the time being, he is so ugly with his own face, if he takes it off, he will definitely scare the children to tears, and temporarily fool him.
I thought this kind of remarks that are full of flaws at first glance are mostly useless.
Unexpectedly, after she said this, Ouyang Shi became more 'enthusiastic' instead.
Auntie, you are too wrong.
Ye Guyu kept declining and declining again and again, but he managed to survive until the end of the banquet.
Since today is the first day of engagement, other things will be discussed tomorrow.
"Hurry up and run away now."
Ye Guyu turned his head back and forth to look around, and saw that no one was following him, so he crept away.
"What are you doing here?"
Suddenly Ouyang Shuang's voice came from behind precisely.
Ye Guyu's body twitched subconsciously, and he almost cried out.
He thought about ignoring him and running away, but Ouyang Shuang had already walked in front of him.
His eyes lit up immediately.
"Your clothes..."
Chapter 48 Cousins [Second Update]
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