Zongman: The glory of the foundation lasts forever

Comprehensive Manga: The Glory of the Foundation Is Eternal Author: Councilor 05

As a member of the foundation's mobile gratis team who has experienced many battles.

Punch the magic side, kick the science side.

Kira Yoshikage thought he had seen a lot.

However, he was still troubled by the successive abnormal scenes——

Why doesn't Yukinoshita Yukino like cats?

What is Zhang Zhanyuan Heiyi looking for?

Is the strongest Akarin Kato Megumi or Sakurajima Mai?

Who is the strongest BBA between the purple-haired old woman and the 17-year-old girl in Gensokyo?

"Sure enough, execute the memory erasure procedure!"

Yoshikage Kira, who longs for daily life and hates trouble, resolutely chooses the simplest and most brutal means while causing headaches for the girls who are constantly causing trouble around him.

"you dare!"

Kasumigaoka Shiyu and Golden Retriever Baigou who were bickering immediately cast threatening glances.

"Kira-kun, you can't escape."

Gui Yanye came with a knife.

Chapter 1

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[Item Number: SCP—JP— (Seven Mysteries on Campus)]

【Item Level: Keter】

[Special Containment Procedures: Due to the memetic nature of the item, it is difficult to contain it.

Foundation personnel can temporarily remove the threat of the object by contacting SCP-JP-A and inactivating its 'instant death'. 】

[Mission description: There is a suspected SCP-JP-reality distortion in Chiba Sobuko, please rush to the location of the incident as soon as possible to deal with it. 】

"My name is Yoshikage Kira."

The blond boy who had just sold a bottle of happy water from the convenience store and was about to go home had just walked out of the convenience store when such a piece of information appeared in his mind, which also made his expression extremely complicated.

"16 years old, living in Chiba County, unmarried, a first-year student in Sobu High School. I have to go to school every day until four o'clock in the afternoon before returning home from school. I don't smoke, and I only drink lightly.

Go to bed no earlier than one o'clock in the morning, and sleep for an hour every day.

Before going to bed, I must drink a glass of happy water and play with mobile phones and computers for five hours.

I went to bed and couldn't fall asleep.Once you wake up to dawn, you must definitely save fatigue and stress until the next day.

Doctors said I was abnormal. "

"But even if I am like this, I still yearn for a peaceful life!"

Yoshikage Kira looked up to the sky and sighed, with helplessness written all over his face.

I think back then, when I just traveled to this world and learned that I was bearing the sinful name of Yoshikage Kira.

He didn't panic at all.

Because he doesn't like hands, and he doesn't like BOKI who is obscene when he sees hands, and he doesn't have the habit of cutting hands.

Because he likes legs, the kind with long legs.

Therefore, such a man will definitely not BOKI and commit a crime just because he saw his hand.

A peaceful life is beckoning to him——

It should be like this.

"Eh."

Yoshikage Kira sighed, drank the cold happy water and threw it into the trash can, then turned and walked towards the school.

Originally, he should have started a peaceful life like this. He had a childhood sweetheart who liked him, a bamboo horse, a childhood sweetheart, a defeated dog, a young tamer, a younger sister, a school girl, a school sister... and lived a happy life without shame.

After that, I was even more fortunate to awaken the standard system of the traverser——

I thought I was going to reach the pinnacle of my life from now on, but this broken system turned out to be a containment system.

In short, he was asked to continue to die.

In the end, he was recruited by the foundation and became a member of the glorious mobile free team.

Since then, the peaceful life will never return together.

From then on, he lived an immoral life of beating the nursing home and stepping on the kindergarten.

"The only consolation is probably that I am not a D-class personnel."

Yoshikage Kira patted his chest, inexplicably lamenting the beauty of the world.

It would be nice not to be that consumable.

A D-class personnel who did not want to be named: Damn!

"Clap clap-!"

The streets at night seemed surprisingly quiet, only the sound of Yoshikage Kira's footsteps could be heard in the empty streets.

In particular, Yoshikage Kira had to cross a path without street lights on his way to school in a hurry.

The streets are dark, like a giant beast with its bloody mouth wide open, waiting for its prey to throw itself into the net.

Until, a woman appeared in front of him.

A woman with waist-length hair, wrapped in a coat, high-heeled shoes, and a mask.

"Crack~!"

The sound of high-heeled shoes stepping on the ground was very clear, which made Yoshikage Kira very puzzled and stopped involuntarily.

It wasn't until she came close to him that Yoshikage Kira finally saw her whole picture half exposed in the moonlight.

In her hand, she was holding a pair of scissors.

A pair of scissors dripping blood.

"Am I pretty?"

The woman asked, the blood on the scissors in her hand dripped on the ground, making a crisp sound in the silent night sky.

It was obviously a very small voice, but it hit people's heart hard like a heavy hammer.

"Am I pretty?"

Seemingly because Yoshikage Kira didn't answer, she asked again.

"..."

Yoshikage Kira fell silent, looking up at the woman.

Her long, silky hair is well maintained, and her eyes are not bright, but they are also quite perfect.

Even with a mask on, she knew she should be a beauty.

At least it used to be.

Yoshikage Kira knew the details of the woman in front of her very well. Like the Seven Mysteries of the Campus, they were all neon urban legends.

Originally, these urban legends were pure urban legends.

Until some time later, these urban legends became reality.

And because there are too many of them, and most of them are supernatural beings that cannot be destroyed by physical attacks, the Foundation has not been able to contain all urban legends until now.

"Am I pretty?"

The woman was not impatient, but asked the same question over and over again tirelessly.

But while asking questions, she still stared at Yoshikage Kira closely.

The sharp part of the blood-dripping scissors was facing Yoshikage Kira's body.

"emm..."

Kira Yoshikage pondered for two seconds, according to the legend of the Gap Girl.

I don't believe the answer is beautiful or not.

If she answered beautifully, she would cut her mouth open with scissors and become just like her.

But if the answer is not pretty, she will be killed with scissors.

So there is no doubt that this is a proposition.

So far, there has never been a precedent for someone fleeing from her.

"Am I pretty?"

The Gap Girl asked again.

"have you eaten?"

Yoshikage Kira asked back, trying to gain the right to speak.

"Am I pretty?"

"have you eaten?"

"Am I pretty?"

"have you eaten?"

"..."

PS:

【Item Number: SCP—JP— 】

【Item Level: Keter】

[Confidentiality Level: Level 2]

[Description: SCP—JP— is usually described as the 'Seven Wonders of the Campus', which was first spread in the Edo period.Foundation personnel have tried to investigate its real body, but the results of the investigation are that it is just some kind of strange legend.

On ██/██/██, the object suddenly became extremely dangerous, resulting in the deaths of ███ people.

Since then, the Foundation has restarted the investigation of the project, confirming that it has been transformed from an urban ghost story into an entity, numbered SCP—JP—.

The reality distortion caused by SCP-JP- is designated SCP-JP- -A.

SCP—JP—appeared in the form of an urban legend when it was first spread. Due to the lack of attention in the early stage, the meme has spread to the world through the Internet, written, and oral communication.

SCP—JP— Suspected to be metamorphosed by some kind of memetic contamination, can appear in any number of campuses at the same time.

For some unknown reason, this project seems to only appear in schools above the elementary school in various places in Neon, and it is only effective for current students. 】

[Special Containment Procedures: Due to its special nature, it is difficult to contain and is defined as Keter.

Foundation personnel can temporarily relieve its threat by contacting SCP-JP-A and disabling its 'instant death'. 】

[Addendum: According to the degree of reality distortion caused by SCP-JP-A, sometimes it is necessary to remove the "immediate death" of multiple "weird stories" to make the reality distortion phenomenon disappear. 】

[Addendum: The Foundation attempted to administer Class-A amnestics to all human beings to remove the meme contamination, but was rejected. 】

PS: Amnesiac can erase the memory of a certain period of time recently, but it cannot erase a certain 'specific' memory. .chapter 2

The Gap Girl looked at him and was silent for a while.

"Am I pretty?"

After repeating it several times, Yoshikage Kira reluctantly gave up.

He thought about whether he should just spend it like this, if it lasted until dawn, she would disappear or something.

After all, the Gap Girl should not have the ability to distort reality, and the day will eventually come.