Zongman: The glory of the foundation lasts forever

"Why do you use my account to play games?"

"Hey~"

Yuan Wei's expression froze, her little hand clenched her fist against her head, and she stuck out her tongue cutely, "I registered by mistake."

"Oh, I made a mistake, it's understandable."

Yoshikage Kira nodded, and then asked, "Then why are you using my computer in my room?"

"This, this..."

Yuan Wei's face flushed red all of a sudden, and she couldn't speak a word after faltering.

"Wow!"

The girl let out a yell and complained, "Because my practice level is too low, and I don't have any equipment, so it's not interesting to play at all."

"It's just that,"

Yoshikage Kira pointed to the nanny on the screen, who began to type and ask at a loss because the voice could not be reached, "Then what's the situation with her?"

"Hey~"

Ibis tried to pass the test again.

And Yoshikage Kira just stared at her flatly, making her feel a little guilty.

"Because it's fun~"

"Ok?"

"me……"

Ibis hesitated, lacking in confidence, "Can't I find you a girlfriend? This is what I snatched you from other people for you."

"Girlfriend in the game?"

"The girlfriend in the game is also a girlfriend! Huo La, Yazi is very beautiful."

"But it could also be a muscular guy with a voice changer."

Yoshikage Kira said mercilessly.

"No!"

Yuan Wei waved her small hands and defended in a panic, "I've seen her picture, she is a very beautiful girl."

"photo?"

Yoshikage Kira raised his eyebrows slightly, "Are you sure you didn't just find it on the Internet, or retouch the picture?"

Yoshikage Kira doesn't believe in online dating.

There are a lot of male players who play female characters in the game, and some of them are perverts who use voice changers to make money.

There are even some virtual anchors who look cute and sound cute.

But behind the scenes, he might really be a muscular guy.

You don't even want to find a girlfriend in real life, let alone in a game?

Especially remembering that I once married a muscular man——

Even in the game, Yoshikage Kira would feel chills all over his body.

"Ah so much~"

Yuan Wei vowed, "It's really a beautiful girl! I saw it with my own eyes!"

"Ok?"

Yoshikage Kira raised his eyebrows slightly, but he forgot.

Iris' ability is to turn the original static photos into dynamic real-time monitoring.

Although except for the photos taken with a specific camera, other photos only have the function of observation, and cannot have more influence.

However, if it is only used for surveillance, it is completely sufficient.

"But what does this have to do with me?"

Yoshikage Kira knocked on the girl's little head angrily, and pointed to the guild chat room that was swiped on the computer screen, "Since you made it, then solve it for me!"

"How to deal with it?"

Ibis held her head and said weakly.

"What do you say?"

Yoshikage Kira said lightly, "Explain the matter clearly, and then divorce."

Although it's a divorce, it's just a so-called marriage contract in the game.

This kind of marriage contract is not binding.

Most of the players who get married in the game go for the reward of the knot.

For example, specific equipment and buff effects.

Otherwise, there will never be people who really regard the game as reality, and think that if they get married in the game, they can really get married, right?

"But, but..."

Yuan Wei looked at the nanny flashing on the computer screen, feeling a little unbearable.

She lied to the other party to send a photo, so she knew the other party's real appearance and also knew the other party's personality.

That girl, I'm afraid she really is the type who regards games as reality! .Chapter 76

[Item Number: SCP-038]

[Item level: safe]

[Special Containment Procedures: SCP-038 is to be watered twice daily via a roof sprayer.If the sprayer is damaged for any reason, personnel are to manually water SCP-038 until the sprayer is repaired. 】

Lighting is provided by computer-controlled lighting arrays.Any employees watering SCP-038 and maintaining sprayers and lights must wear biohazardous suits to prevent accidental cloning events. 】

[Description: SCP-038 was discovered in 19██ on an abandoned farm in New York.At first it was thought to be an ordinary apple tree.Upon further investigation, however, it became apparent that SCP-038 produced more than just apples, and in fact, more than just fruit.

SCP-038 is capable of duplicating any object that touches its bark.Objects begin to grow almost immediately and mature within minutes.Previous records indicate that each object grown cannot exceed the weight limit of 90.9kg (200lb).

Objects SCP-038 has reproduced to date include: apples, oranges, watermelons, eggplants, candy bars, snacks (see Addendum #1), televisions, toasters, laptops, keys (see Addendum #2), chairs, Red wine, DVDs, CDs (see Appendix #3), some cats, some dogs, and some people.

Human and animal cloning via SCP-038 is not recommended, as they seem to age very rapidly.Most of these clones survived for an average of 2 weeks.Anatomical analysis of those dead clones showed that they had begun to ferment before they died.

SCP-038 is currently kept at Site-23 and there are currently no plans to move it. 】

[Addendum #1: Dr. Klein has asked staff to stop duplicating vending machine items. 】

[Addendum #2: Dr. Klein has asked staff to cease duplicating their personal items. 】

[Addendum #3: Dr. Klein has asked staff to stop duplicating movie or music CDs. 】

[Addendum #4: Dr. Klein has asked staff to stop duplicating Miller, Budeweiser, or Foster cans.Additionally, Dr. Klein highlighted his general disapproval of the qualities of these replicated beers. 】

[Dossier #338-1: "I would like to remind all staff that SCP-038 is not, I repeat, not a toy! It should not be used to clone car keys, movies, music, or vending machine gadgets Son! If the above behavior continues, I will have to restrict the use of SCP-038!"]

【档案#338-2：我们已经注意到SCP-038有能力克隆SCP-500－－但是这种克隆的药片只有SCP-500百分之30的功效。

Also, the chances of a clone successfully curing a patient decrease with the number of clones.In 60% of cases of permanent infection, although further infection was prevented (after taking clone SCP-500), the symptoms of infection remained. 】

【Experiment Record Editing

Partial Experiment Log for SCP-038 - Only Partial Experiments

To obtain all experimental records and reports, please contact the relevant researcher for authorization.

【Experiment 1

Purpose of experiment: Confirmation of reproduction quality limits: Investigation of consequences of exceeding quality limits

Briefing on Experiment Results: 400 lbs of iron ingot made contact with SCP-038's outer bark.The room has been emptied as a precaution.The cloned iron ingots grow at a normal rate, but growth stops abruptly before they are all complete.

Examination of the interrupted growth end of the clone revealed a rough texture resembling a miniature bark structure.The iron ingot was removed from SCP-038 as in previous experiments, and was subsequently found to weigh 90.91 kilograms, or almost exactly 200 pounds. 】

【Experiment 2

Purpose of Experiment: Investigation of the replication of non-living organisms

Experiment Results Briefing: SCP- was deemed a suitable test subject for this experiment due to its lack of verifiable animate activity. SCP- Introduced into room by D-class personnel.

After making contact with SCP-038's outer bark, SCP- was immediately brought back to its original containment.From the moment of contact, SCP-replicas begin to grow at a normal rate.

Consistent with previous experiments, the growth process stopped when the 200-pound limit was reached.

In this experiment, stopping occurred after the head, right arm, and part of the upper body were cloned.Subject D-class personnel were asked to break eye contact with clone SCP-.

When the subject finally blinked, no movement was observed from the clone.Dimming and re-emerging of lights in the room revealed no apparent response from the clone.The experiment ends here.

While storing the SCP- cloned portion, we observed that the partial clone actually made violent gestures at a dramatically slow rate.This action continues regardless of whether the clone is observed or not. 】.Chapter 77

"Well, isn't that bad?"

Yuan Wei retorted weakly, "She will be sad."

"You explain it yourself."

Yoshikage Kira said lightly, "After all, who told you to use my number to get married?"

The more Yoshikage Kira thought about it, the angrier she became, and he gave her a shudder in annoyance.

It's fine to play with your own account, why use his account to get married?

"Hmm~"

Yuan Wei screamed and squatted on the ground, even if she said that, she didn't know what to do!

"and also."

Yoshikage Kira paused for a moment, then continued, "I have something to go out later, and I can order takeaway by myself at night, no~ you don't have to wait for me."

"Got it."

Yuanwei raised her head, her eyes filled with resentment, "It's as if you came back early, if I had to wait for you to have dinner together, Ilu-lu and I would have starved to death long ago!"

"Tsk."

Although he knew that Ibis's complaint was well-founded, Yoshikage Kira still clicked his tongue in displeasure.

Then, he gave her another chestnut.

"Oh~ why did you hit me again?"

"It feels good."

Yoshikage Kira said seriously.

"No way! You just want to bully me!"

"Then let it be."

Yoshikage Kira was noncommittal, took out his regular clothes from the closet and walked into the next room.

He still has things to do.

"Well, Yazi, there is something I want to discuss with you."

Yuan Wei returned to the computer, pursed her lips and hesitated, not knowing how to reply to the girl who was still swiping the screen and waiting for her to recover.But some words must be spoken after all.

and so……

"Let's meet offline!"

The president of the guild suddenly suggested.

"Yes!"

"I'm fine here!"

Guild members agreed.

"Ehhh!"

Yuanwei's eyes widened, and she frantically tried to plug in her earphones and say a few words of rebuttal.

In the end, in a hurry, I accidentally fiddled with the power cord and loosened it.

"Crack~"