I!The god of salted fish, was overheard by Master Lolita

Wait a minute... this voice is... is...

He turned his head with a click, and then instantly saw the zombie-faced Lynn standing behind him.

(ΩДΩ)! !

"Mao Zong... No, Lin En, you... why are you here!" The Sun Thief stood up profusely in sweat, staring and wiping cold sweat and said:

"If you want to come, let someone notify you! Every time you appear behind others so silently, you will scare people to death!"

Lin En's zombie-like face showed a kind smile that was half-hearted.

He sat cross-legged and smiled playfully:

"This little wine is delicious! I don't have any other business here, I just want to ask you, that tomb..."

"When will we steal it?"

The Sun Thief suddenly felt excited, then sat down with a trembling apologetic smile, picked up his chopsticks and said:

"Don't worry! Don't worry! You know, no matter what kind of tomb you want to rob, you should be fully prepared. You can't just steal it, don't you?"

Lin En nodded kindly, approached with a smile, and said:

"It's true! But I seem to have heard that you have dug out a lot of precious cultural relics from the outside of the tomb. I said... You shouldn't show me some shame, right?"

Thief of the Sun (((;???;))) said: "This... this! Of course! Of course!"

The Sun Thief stood up immediately, with an expression of loyalty on his face.

He (?▽`)ノ said:

"Actually, I've already prepared it, and I was planning to ask you to visit with me in the afternoon! I didn't expect you to come in the morning, hahahaha!"

Lin En kept smiling, folded his arms, and said, "Oh? Really?"

The Sun Thief gave a thumbs up and said seriously: "That's right! I won't hide it from you, old brother, the tomb unearthed this time must belong to a big man, from an era older than ours." The tomb must have been at least eight years ago!"

Lynn smiled, putting on an expression of listening.

[Edit, you continue to edit! 】

【I see if you can make flowers! 】

The Sun Thief turned around mysteriously, and said, "Let's go! I'll take you there right away. This is definitely a secret among secrets! Except for you, old brother, I will never share it with anyone else!"

……

After a few minutes.

In a secret and huge underground chamber.

The two beams of teleportation flashed instantly, and the bodies of Lin En and the Sun Thief appeared in the secret room.

The Sun Thief turned around, opened his arms, and laughed proudly and proudly:

"Lynn! Let's take a look! These are all rare goods from the tomb!"

He waved his hand.

moment.

The ground opened and closed rumblingly, and one after another, strange ancient relics were slowly rising from the ground.

There is a strange carving of a lion's head and a human body.

There are rusty ancient heavy vessels.

There are also many ancient jades that have passed the baptism of time at first glance.

"How is it? Is there a breath of the times coming over us?" Sun Thief (￣┏∞┓￣) asked.

Lynn hesitated.

Then go to those collections.

Fingers rubbed lightly.

The smile in Lynn's eyes suddenly deepened.

[Hehe, it’s true, it’s true, it’s indeed a relic of an ancient era at least 8000 years ago. 】

[But why have I seen many of them?hehe. 】

[It seems that more than 1000 years ago, when I sneaked into the collection of this product several times when I had nothing to do, I saw a few similar ones. 】

[For example, this one...]

Lynn came to a large ancient sculpture (work of art) of a macho man with great interest.

[I used to think that this sculpture was really indecent. It was so big that every time I walked over, it seemed to be contemptuous of you, so I pulled it out in a fit of anger. 】

Lynn opened his dead fish eyes.

Look at the handle that has been glued on again.

Chapter 214 The car hit the wall, did you know it was turned?

[This is a back move that I want to steal for me and stabilize me! 】

On the other side, the Sun Thief (*￣︶￣) folded his arms, quietly observing Lin En standing in front of the collection with great interest from the corner of his eye.

hehehe-

I knew you would give me such a surprise attack.

But you would never have guessed that I was already prepared!

That's right!

These ancient relics are all treasures from the bottom of the box back then, and they are real things that have never been seen by anyone.

Ah!

If you don't show some real things, you may not be able to deceive you!

You should be able to leave now, right? (???)?

"Lin En, how is it? Is it particularly old-fashioned?! And my people discovered this from the periphery of the tomb, let alone the core area of ​​the tomb!"

The Sun Thief hugged his shoulders, (ノ￣▽￣) said:

"So, don't worry, professional matters should be left to professional people. You can rest assured to wait for my news when you go back. As soon as you find the tomb door, the old man will go to visit with you immediately!"

Like a ghost, the Sun Thief floated to Lin En with dead fish eyes, (???)? said:

"We used to be good brothers in a team, do you think I can forget you?"

"..."

"..."

Lynn took a deep breath and moved his shoulders.

Then there was a sharp sound.

I saw a long thing standing up from between the two of them.

The Sun Thief was taken aback, and said, "This is..."

Made of pure gold, it is about half a meter long and has a semicircular soft leather case on the front, which looks mighty and domineering.

It was Lynn's toilet puller that he had dropped off at the show.

Lynn opened his dead fish eyes and didn't speak.

Instead, reach out.

A wave of a finger.

In an instant, one after another images lingering with golden light appeared around them, revolving around them.

I saw that among those pictures, what was displayed was the one currently in the exhibition, and the exquisite "ancient relics" on it were exposed one after another.

You can even vaguely see Nanako's lovely back.

The Sun Thief instantly froze in place.

(ΩДΩ)! !

Mom! !

……

Lynn casually introduced:

"All kinds of luxurious and mysterious utensils used by Maharaja Violet during his lifetime, including chamber pots, toilets, bathtubs, razors, and even sanitary napkins that I don't know where to find, are all counted as dug out from the tomb. s things."

Lin En flipped through the notes in his hand and said casually:

"There are more than 90 pieces in total, and if you count them all, they can fit together into a toilet."

The legs of the Sun Thief (((;???;))) kept shaking.

Wet my pants with piss.

Lin En picked up the note, looked at him with a kind smile, and said, "Yes, it seems that you are also extraordinarily hard, stealing my tomb for a long time, and actually moved my entire toilet back! Amazing! Amazing! "

ps: Don't worry about why there is a toilet in the tomb, just ask for a sense of ritual, even if you die, you have to live as if you were alive.

The Sun Thief stood there sluggishly, swallowing hard.

"Do you have anything else to say?" Lynn smiled.

After a brief silence.

And at the next moment, the Sun Thief turned pale with shock, pointed at the ancient relics in the picture, and shouted:

"What's the situation! Why don't I know?! Where did these things come from?! Why don't I know anything about it?!"

"Rin En, don't worry! I will definitely investigate to the end! It's really against the sky! Someone dared to steal my brother's tomb! Have you eaten the bear's heart and leopard's guts?!"

He turned around filled with righteous indignation, (〝▼皮▼) said:

"Brother, don't be impatient! Dude, I will investigate immediately! Mom's!"

talking.

Turn around and leave.

The one who walks is called a righteous Bo Yuntian, and that is called a daring one.

Lynn was all smiles, what a kindness.

Then he picked up the toilet puller.

next moment.

"Stop it, Lynn! Don't come here!! I really didn't mean to! I really didn't mean to rob your tomb! (ΩДΩ)!!"

"(Sneering) Really? I originally thought that if you told me frankly and admitted your mistakes openly, I would just laugh it off brother. After all, we have been friends for thousands of years..."

"Really?! o?o??" Renewed hope.

"I really love you Lei (old) mom (mother)!!!" Lynn rushed over instantly.

Pick up the bench and dunk on the head.

Crackling, pull it over and hold it down, and you will be beaten to death.

The screams of the Sun Thief immediately resounded through the secret room.

"Stop! Stop! I'm sorry! Lynn, I was wrong! Brother, I was really wrong!"

"Is it convex (艹盘哉)? So you still have mistakes?!"

The Sun Thief wants to escape.

Grab it.

He took the toilet pump and pressed it on his face, stepped on his chest and pulled it out wheezingly.

The pumped Sun Thief stretched his limbs, struggling around.

"Wrong! Wrong! I can't breathe! Lynn, I was wrong! (;???Д??`)"

"(〝▼皮▼) When the snot came into your mouth, you know you dumped it. The cover is ready and you regret it. The car is about to hit the wall. You know it's abducted and stole my tomb. You know it's wrong?I tell you, it's late! ! "