Peaceful Life Form Leaf Rot

The famous Iron Man Tony Stark quietly came to a mountain village in Zhejiang, China.

Under the guidance of the old man in the village, he came to a house on the edge of the village.

There was no one at home, so Stark went to the family's back hill to look for it.

On the mountain, Stark saw Thanos chopping bamboo.

"I wouldn't have known you were here if I hadn't watched a recent video of an old friend who loves spicy food in China," Stark said.

"Stark, how did you recognize me?" Thanos asked.

"You have your fingerless gauntlet hanging on the wall, and I'm sure no one but us has ever seen your gauntlet," Stark replied.

"Thanos, I want to confirm again, what are you doing here?" Stark asked.

"Raising bamboo rats." Thanos replied.

"Oh, it really is this." Stark raised his forehead.

"Recently, the village bully brother came to my house to bring a lot of male rats to breed, and even stole a little white from me." Thanos said.

"I'm going back, do you want to see the bamboo rat?" Thanos asked.

"Of course." Tony replied.

Finally meeting someone he knew, Thanos began to chatter about all the things he had seen and heard since he came to China.

family planning.

five year Plan.

resource utilization.

Taoist philosophy.

Confucianism.

The fragrant pigs I raised were asked for a pair by my brothers.

My own food was taken away by my brother's family with a sickle.

My own fruit tree was picked by my brother's family...

The brothers' family sent all the puppies they couldn't keep to their own home...

"Here, wait for me to put down the bamboo." Thanos said, dragging the bamboo into the side room.

After a while, Thanos came back and took Tony to visit his bamboo rat farm.

"From childhood to adulthood, I found that the reproduction of bamboo rats is the same as the reproduction of life in the universe." Thanos said.

"Look at this one, it's so fat, it's so edible, it costs me [-] cents a day, and everything else is skinny, that's not enough, I can't afford it." Thanos picked up a very fat one. Bamboo rats were placed in a single trough.

"Look, this bamboo rat was injured in a fight and lost all its teeth. It might not survive, it's hopeless." Thanos put the bamboo rat into a trough by itself.

"This is the same as all kinds of civilizations in the universe. Those that waste resources, are too aggressive, etc., are not good for the universe and civilization itself, and can only perish." Thanos said.

"There is still a lot waiting for me to learn and comprehend, do you want to stay here tonight, and eat bamboo rats tonight." Thanos asked.

"Oh, well," Stark replied.

Tony Stark, after the human leaf rot left two years ago, he lost the ability to transform, and the research and development of the UL suit stopped. All of them were put in glass cabinets as collectibles, in memory of himself as the Star of Light g day.

The other Starks from the parallel world have already gone back. In the face of the wisdom of the five geniuses, the research topic of the space-time collider has been cracked.

In addition to using space technology to explore various civilizations in the universe, Stark can now travel to the earth in the parallel universe.

Not long ago, he met a superhero Thanos in a parallel universe, which made him suddenly want to find Thanos in his own universe, and this is the scene of eating bamboo rats now.

In the evening, Tony and Thanos ate braised bamboo rats, grilled bamboo rats, and beggar bamboo rats, and the Otto star in the sky was twinkling.

PS: The headache-inducing Marvel chapter is finally over. I am the new author of Xiaomeng Chaos Bead Complex. Writing a novel is a dead end. It takes only 60 words to come out of Novice Village. Thank you for your support for this messy story.

It's a long way to go out of Novice Village, and I will continue to work hard in the next year to improve my writing level.

Chapter 36 Can't speak Japanese

The earth, I don't know where it is, but it is a planet called the earth anyway, a fireball fell into a deep mountain.

In the deep mountains far away from the city, there was only a winding dirt road leading to the outside world, but now it was destroyed by fireballs falling from the sky.

The fireball hit the middle of the road and formed a crater, and a young man in ragged clothes lay in the crater.

"It hurts, it hurts so much." The young man said in a flattering tone, it didn't look as painful as he said at all.

"It hurts so much, I can't move my body at all." The young man continued to read.

"It hurts so much, can someone help me, old man~?" The young man shouted softly, he was indeed too painful to shout loudly.

"no one there?"

"Lie down first." The young man said, and began to close his eyes and rest his mind.

The sun moved from the foot of the mountain to the top of the mountain, and the sunlight warmed the young man's body. Such a comfortable temperature made the young man fall asleep.

"Well, I remember, did that fireball fall here?" A boy with a crab head appeared.

The crab-head boy searched for a long time, and finally saw the crater on the dirt road.

"Wow, is it a person?" The boy with the crab head picked up a branch and jumped into the pit.

"Alive?" The crab-headed boy poked the young man's face with a branch.

The youth did not wake up.

"It turns out that the duck is asleep!" The boy suddenly realized.

"Hee hee~!"

The crab-headed boy quietly pinched the young man's nose, showing a mischievous smile.

Five seconds, ten seconds, 30 seconds, 60 seconds, 3 minutes!

The youth didn't respond.

The youth suffocated.

"Wow! He's actually dead!" The young man panicked. When he was playing with his grandfather before, his grandfather said that he was fine!

"Namo Amitabha! Namo Amitabha!" The crab-headed boy bowed his head and clasped his hands together and began to save.

"Sorry, I didn't know you were dead."

"You can't just lie here, I'll bury you." As he said that, the crab-headed boy hugged the young man's legs and dragged him out of the pit backwards.

"Where should I bury it?" The boy dragged the young man around the mountain, from the grass to the woods, from the flat to the hillside, the young man's head knocked against the stones on the ground.

"It's all right here." The boy put down the youth and went home to get the tools.

After a while, the young man woke up with blood streaming from the top of his head, "Why am I here?"

The young man gritted his teeth and got up. He is now by a lake, and if he keeps lying down, he might be eaten by wild animals.

Gritting his teeth, his body was still in pain, and the young man walked tremblingly like a zombie.

"I don't seem to be hungry, but I really want to eat~!" The young man shouted softly.

……

The boy ran back to the lake with a rusty shovel, but the boy was gone.

"It's troublesome, it might be eaten." The boy's face was a little sad, but he recovered in a blink of an eye, and he showed a serious expression, "I will eat them to avenge you!"

After the boy finished speaking, he ran back home.

night.

The crab-headed boy went to bed early, his home is very small, like a small pavilion.

The young man walked like a zombie by the moonlight, and he saw the young man's home.

"Beng Beng!" The young man knocked on the door.

"Is anyone home?" the young man asked.

"Crash!"

The boy with the crab head woke up, "It's a monster!"

The boy picked up a red stick and walked cautiously to the door.

"The monster seems to be talking?" The boy with the crab head was puzzled, he had never heard the language spoken by the monster outside the door.

"There is someone! That's great!" the young man said happily, knocking harder on the door.

"Yeah!" The crab-headed boy quietly took down the latch.

The door opened suddenly, "Ruyi stick, long!"

The young man was blown away by a red stick!

"Aha~!" The young man's stomach acid flew out of his mouth.

"Monster... what monster?" The young man finally heard a word clearly.

The young man fell to the ground, clutched his stomach and stood up again.

By the moonlight, the boy with the crab head saw clearly the appearance of the young man. "So it's you! So you didn't die!"

The young man also heard clearly at this time, the young man in front of him was speaking Japanese!He can't speak Japanese, shit.

Wait, through the moonlight, the young man also saw clearly the appearance of the young man!

"Dog empty!"

"Ah Le? Why do you know my name?" Crabhead Wukong scratched his head, a little confused, but still introduced himself.

"My name is Sun Wukong, what's your name?"

The young man was sweating. Fortunately, he had watched the Japanese version of Dragon Ball before, so he probably understood what Wukong was talking about.

"Arnold~, Boku, the leaves are so rotten." The young man tried to say.

"Yefu? Yefu, Yefu!" Wukong repeated several times, "Hahaha, it turned out to be Yefuga!"

"Is my current name so funny?" Human Yefu asked strangely.

"Hmm, moonlight?" Ye Fu had a bad feeling, he looked up at the sky, oh, it's not a full moon, it's okay.

Wukong wagged his tail and laughed in the moonlight while holding a wish stick. Ye Fu felt like returning to his childhood watching this scene.

……

From that night, Yefu and Wukong lived together.

Yefu slowly learns Japanese with Wukong, but his body is still very painful and useless. The only way to help Wukong is to make the prey that comes back every day delicious.

Wukong never cares about these things, he is still the rough and nervous Wukong in Yefu's memory, with Yefu as a company, there is a lot of laughter in Baozi Mountain.

"Ye Fusang, why don't you have a tail like grandpa?" Wukong asked.

"What? What is he asking?" Ye Fu was sweating, thinking about what Wukong was asking.

"I can't grasp the future anymore." Ye Fu said.

"What is Ye Fusang talking about?" Wukong asked suspiciously.

Every day is spent talking like chicken and duck.

seven months later...

"Big Harvest! Great Harvest!" Wukong dragged a huge fish on the way home.

You can see home now, Yefu is lying on the rocking chair outside the door, waiting for Wukong to come back.

"Haha! Ye Fusang, eat today...!"

"Oh!"

Wukong was knocked into the air, and with the fish he caught, a car knocked Wukong into the air!

"Wow! I hit someone!" The female driver who caused the accident said in surprise in the car.

Wukong and his fish crashed into the tree without any damage. Wukong hid behind the fish in fear and carefully watched the monster that knocked him into the air!

"Still, still alive!" The girl driving the car exclaimed in surprise!