Indiscriminate male and female: starting from the school celebration singing big fish

"Fuck, wake me up!"

Lu Chen covered his head and woke up with a grin.

"Miss, do you know me?"

Good guy, just give yourself a slap when you come up.

Hey, that's not right.

In the end, you want to be my mother? ! (Ask for flowers, ask for evaluation votes!)

Why does this beauty's voice belong to a man?

It still sounds so familiar!

Well, the outline of the face also has an inexplicable sense of familiarity!

Just when Lu Chen looked confused.

The corner of Ye Han's mouth twitched, wishing he could hit him a few more times.

"I'm Ye Han, you idiot!"

Hearing the clear male voice spit out from the beauty's mouth again, Lu Chen was completely dumbfounded.

After carefully looking at it twice, he couldn't help shaking his head: "Damn it, Ye Han?"

"Why are you like this?!"

"Did you go to Siam to change sex?"

Ye Han narrowed his eyes and sneered, "Become your uncle!"

"Uh, haha." Lu Chen sneered, "Let me just say, with your character, you won't go to Siam either.

Ye Han's eyes showed a cold light, and he said quietly: "Lu Chen, do you want to be beaten?"

Sensing that Ye Han's tone was not right, Lu Chen quickly ended the topic.

"Read, ok ok, I was wrong."

After finishing speaking, he slapped his head and quickly looked back.

Fortunately, Bai Jinjin and the old man are still buying watches.

Seeing Ye Han's outfit, Lu Chen thought about it.

"Lao Ye, do me a favor!"

Ye Han: "???"

Immediately, Lu Chen began to whisper about his tragic experience.

After hearing this, Ye Han expressed his sympathy, and then cruelly rejected his request.

"What the hell is pretending to be your girlfriend, I'm a man."

"It's a job to wear women's clothing... There's a reason for it, and pretending to be a girlfriend is pure bullshit."

Seeing Ye Han's merciless appearance, Lu Chen crumbled, feeling extremely wronged.

Just as Ye Han was about to say something, an angry voice sounded from behind Lu Chen: "Lu Chen, are you following me?" Lu Chen deeply felt that he must not have read the almanac when he went out today.

Really bad luck.

Bai Jinjin originally thought that this figure looked like Lu Chen, but when he got closer, he really did.

The middle-aged man just went to the bathroom, and Bai Jinjin came over to make trouble.

Lu Chen turned his head helplessly, seeing Bai Jinjin's angry face, he was also a little upset.

"I'm still angry at being green, how the hell do you have the right to be angry?"

After hearing this, Bai Jinjin didn't feel that she was wrong at all, instead she justly accused Lu Chen of being a poor man.

"What's wrong with my pursuit of better things? Why don't you let me find happiness because you are worthless?"

"If you don't have money, what kind of love do you have, and you don't piss to take care of yourself!"

Lu Chen's face turned blue with anger, wishing he could rush up and punch Bai Jinjin.

Just when Bai Jinjin was complacent and was about to continue talking, an indifferent voice sounded.

"I don't need you to worry about whether he talks about love or not."

Lu Chen moved and looked sideways behind him, just in time for Bai Jinjin to see Ye Han behind him.

Looking at the stunning beauty in front of him, Bai Jinjin was speechless.

The other party's skin is more radiant than snow, and his face is stunning.

In front of Ye Han, Bai Jinjin instantly turned into weeds on the ground.

Looking at Lu Chen, Bai Jinjin is sour.

"Okay, Lu Chen, I thought you were so honest, you found someone right after we broke up, it's alright!"

Lu Chen was about to continue the conversation, but Ye Han's words shocked everyone.

"Your surname is Bai, right?"

"Miss Bai, you may have misunderstood."

Bai Jinjin's eyes lit up, and she took it for granted and said, "Let me tell you, Lu Chen is so poor, how could he find such a good-looking girlfriend, you haven't finished talking yet.

He heard Ye Han speak quietly.

"I'm Lu Chen's mother."

Lu Chen instantly felt that the grateful heart he had raised was shattered into dross.

I thought you were going to pretend to be my girlfriend, but you wanted to be my mom! ? .

Chapter 022: My son is relatively low-key and doesn't like publicity! (Ask for flowers, ask for evaluation votes!)

Upon hearing this, Bai Jinjin was stunned.

"You...you are Lu Chen's mother?"

How is this possible? How could Lu Chen have such a young mother!

and……

Lu Chen's mother is too beautiful!

Compared with the popular actress, it is not much less!

Before Lu Chen could open his mouth to explain, Ye Han directly interrupted the conversation.

"Yes, I am indeed Lu Chen's mother. It's just that I take better care of myself, so I look younger."

When some peeping onlookers heard this, they couldn't help but carefully scrutinized Ye Han and Lu Chen.

Lu Chen's looks are definitely not bad, otherwise Bai Jinjin, who worships money, would never have liked him at the beginning.

But compared to Ye Han...

Forget it, there is still no comparison.

It is estimated that his father looks relatively cold.

Father Lu, who was reading the newspaper, sneezed hard several times.

Everyone looked at Ye Han's elegant demeanor, and inexplicably believed this nonsense words

Beauty is justice!

What the beauty said is right!

Bai Jinjin has never met Lu Chen's parents, so he doesn't know if this is true or not.

But instead of believing that this is Lu Chen's new girlfriend, she would rather believe that this is Lu Chen's mother.

This way she won't feel that she has lost to the other party!

Thinking of this, Bai Jinjin felt much better instantly.

"Auntie, I didn't mean to say that. When Lu Chen was with me, you didn't know."

"Every time I go out to play, Lu Chen doesn't want to share a room with me."

"And we've been in a relationship for three months, and we haven't done anything except hold hands and hug."

"If it wasn't for the fact that he had other girlfriends before, I would have thought that Lu Chen had some hidden illness. The crowd immediately turned their attention to Lu Chen.

Lu Chen was so ashamed and angry that his whole face was flushed red.

Bai Jinjin was actually greedy for Lu Chen's body back then, that's why he was with him.

It turned out that the other party was an honest person, and he had to wait until he got married before he would go any further.

Lu Chen felt that he cherished it, but he didn't accept his affection at all.

What Bai Jinjin said, those who didn't know would think that he couldn't do it, and that's why his girlfriend broke up.

It was Bai Jinjin who worshiped money by himself and gave him a cuckold!

He said that he seemed to have been greatly wronged, but it was really a woman's mouth, a deceitful ghost!

Ye Han gave Lu Chen a helpless look, thinking that the child could not be saved.

So the clown is right next to me...

However, Ye Han still looked at Bai Jinjin with a cold face.

"So it's all Chenchen's fault?"

Bai Jinjin didn't speak, noncommittal.

Just in time, the middle-aged beer belly walked over and grabbed Bai Jinjin.

"Jinjin, you stand here..."

The middle-aged beer belly followed Bai Jinjin's line of sight and saw Ye Han on the opposite side at a glance.

He was stunned, and then showed a greasy smile.

"Who is this lady?"

Ye Han didn't even look at him.

He now looks at his prosperous beauty every day, and feels that his aesthetics have been elevated by more than one level

Now he doesn't even bother to look at this kind of crooked melon and cracked dates, he is afraid that he can't stand it and just spit it out.

Bai Jinjin knew what the old man was thinking when he saw the expression on his face.

He secretly rolled his eyes, but he didn't dare to embarrass him too much because the other party was his benefactor

She raised a smile and took the other's arm, "Honey, this is Lu Chen, my ex-boyfriend."

After a pause, she introduced Ye Han again.

"This is Lu Chen's mother..."

Lu Chen?

Is this the ex-boyfriend Bai Jinjin was talking about?

Looks white and clean, that's all.

As for Lu Chen's mother...

The smile of the beer belly froze suddenly.

Judging from his years of experience, this beautiful woman is at most in her early twenties!

How could they all be mothers?

How the hell does he have such a big son! ?

When the beer belly is in a daze.

And Ye Han's side.

It is thinking about something.

What he heard from Lu Chen earlier was that Bai Jinjin disliked that Lu Chen had no money.