Indiscriminate male and female: starting from the school celebration singing big fish

Ye Han lay down on the chair.

"It's not like this when I play by myself, there are wins and losses."

"Why do you keep losing when you two are together?"

"You two are poisonous."

No matter how you fight, you will lose, the disadvantages in the early stage will be gone, the advantages in the previous "[-]" period will be overturned, and the balance of power on both sides will make mistakes in coordination... o He saw Lin Ji smile at him wretchedly, and said: "Old Ye, It’s like finding something you’re not good at.”

"You have taken off since the school celebration, and you seem to know everything no matter what."

"In the end, you're pretty good at playing games. Zhao Yingze and I can't handle you."

Ye Han was displeased when he heard this, and said, "Who will take whom, which of these three am I not an svp?

In fact, he thinks it is quite enjoyable to quarrel with roommates once in a while.

If one day, the system assigns me a god-level game talent task, it is better not to accept it

Otherwise, from now on, it will be difficult to meet these two people in front of me.

Thinking this way in my heart, I opened the next one.

Ten minutes later, the enemy pushed to the high ground and blocked the three of them at the door to kill them.

The three of them have long been used to this kind of disadvantaged situation.

[Everyone] is too good.

[Everyone] Stop playing games and go to work. With your IQ, survival is a problem.

[Everyone] My electronics factory is still recruiting, you can think about it.

[Everyone] Oh, by the way, the specific job content is to wear women's clothing and dance for other workers to relieve their pressure.

"Boom—."

Ye Han heard a loud noise and looked towards the source of the sound.

It was Zhao Yingze who patted the table and said, "I broke the defense."

Afterwards, Ye Han was surprised to find that Zhao Yingze's hands were flying on the keyboard, and the clacking sound of the keyboard was as piercing as a thunderstorm, and the pianist at the most luxurious party had to avoid it by three points.

"I will tell you a story."

"Your house was bombed."

"The people around worked hard to put out the fire. Everyone tried to cover it with hay and doused it with gasoline. Unfortunately, it failed. The fire truck failed to arrive, and the driver drove in the opposite direction..."

"The police officers arrived very quickly and quickly sealed off the scene. They did not let anyone inside escape. They protected the scene very well. Later, a little ashes were found in the ruins and the funeral was held.

.

Everyone was very strong and did not cry, and a few people couldn't help laughing. On the way to deliver the ashes, the car overturned, and the ashes were scattered all over the ground. Just as they were about to shovel up the ashes, a sprinkler came across and rushed into them all. sewer. "

"The whole country is paying attention to the incident and the TV channels are constantly interrupting the news, but the background music has always been a good day due to the mistake of the tuner."

"After the incident 0.2, the person involved has always stated that he did it unintentionally. In order to express his sadness, every household set off firecrackers. For a while, the whole country felt as sad as Chinese New Year."

In Ye Han's impression, Zhao Yingze was elegant and easy-going.

But the scene in front of him still subverted his impression. I didn't expect his literary level to be so high.

He said to Zhao Yingze: "You seem to be good at making up stories?".

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Zhao Yingze replied while typing: "A small student is not talented, and people call him the No. [-] scholar."

Ye Han smiled, "Then have you heard my new song called "Room"?"

"of course."

"It's like this. I want to make a movie with this theme. I'm collecting scripts now. You can make up a story for me." Zhao Yingze stopped the storm in his hands, lowered his head and frowned.

"If." Zhao Yingze replied, "If the word 'room' must be used as the theme, the story will be very limited."

"You can write a story about a group of people living together, a group portrait drama, mainly funny and 25 friendships."

Ye Han thought for a while and said, "Group portraits are difficult to make into a movie without a pre-IP, so I veto it."

"Then..., it will be limited to two or three people, and the two will be filmed as an emotional drama, using the room they live together as a medium to reflect the relationship between the two."

Lin Ji on the side also chimed in: "I know this well, it's the kind that Xiao Ri Guo is very good at."

Ye Han ignored him, and continued, "What about the three of them? What kind of pictures can we make?"

Zhao Yingze rubbed his nose and said, "With the three of us, we can start a business."

Ye Han was playing games while listening to Zhao Yingze's brainstorming.

Many of Zhao Yingze's ideas can make his own eyes shine. If he is not in the same class, he will even think that Zhao Yingze is from a major.

Ye Han thought about it in his heart.

There is nothing missing in my current life, and it is not up to Lao Gu to worry about it.

But the situation of the remaining two roommates is very worrying.

The grades are average, there is no specialty, and the mouth is not very flexible.

If this continues, the two of them will go to the devil to pick up trash.

After learning from Chen Sheng and Wu Guang in junior high school, when the friends gathered together when they graduated, there would always be someone who put their shoulders on each other.

"Gou rich, don't forget each other."

So he decided to give his roommate a hand.

Ye Han interrupted Zhao Yingze and said, "Old Zhao, I need to discuss something with you."

"I'm going to make a movie, and you will write the script."

Zhao Yingze was stunned, and even though the character he was controlling was killed, he didn't move his hand for a long time.

"Really?"

"Really, I will pay you your salary at that time, and you will be indispensable."

Lin Ji on the side said excitedly, "What about me?"

Looking at Lin Ji, who was about to squirm, Ye Han smiled and said, "I knew you like to show off the most, so it would be interesting for you to be the protagonist, right?"

For myself who has god-level acting skills, training others is also more effective.That's why Ye Han dared to let an unknown person play the leading role.

"Thank you daddy."

"Woooooo, is this the power of father?"

"Father, take me to fly."

The two people who usually spend the most time fighting for the position of father have actually taken the initiative to become sons at this moment.

"You two are too dogs."

Ye Han thought for a while, and then said: "The most critical issue right now is Lin Ji. Your acting skills need to be honed in a short period of time."

"Old Zhao, for the character design of the protagonist in your script, just copy Lin Ji himself.

Chapter 499: You two are really lobsters with vitamin c-

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"It's easier for you to write, and Lin Ji can act in his true colors."

After these words were finished, the three of them were in no mood to play games.

Ye Han was naturally worried about movies.

Zhao Yingze's hand speed obviously slowed down, and he frowned from time to time as if he was thinking about something.

And Lin Ji smirked with his mouth open.

As a result, the game was won.

"You two are really lobster with vitamin C—poisonous."

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This night, Ye Han slept in the dormitory.

When I woke up, the sky was slightly bright, and the two roommates were still sleeping soundly. Most of the college students who had a rich night life were still catching up on sleep in their dormitories. The only sound outside the window was the rubbing sound of bamboo brooms sweeping the floor.

Ye Han had woken up in this situation countless times.

What changed his destiny?

If many years later, when the successful and famous self faces a TV interview and wants to tell the secret of success, all the people in the audience will take out their small books and look forward to it.

Tell them, "Women's clothing"

Thinking about it is really.....

Excited.

He took out his mobile phone, and only then did he see the news from Tang Shiyue yesterday.

"are you available today?"

Ye Han replied: "What's wrong?"

Just about to put down the phone, the other party replied in seconds

"Come out and meet."

Ye Han looked at these five big characters and fell into deep thought...

Under normal circumstances, shouldn't it be "what do you do, please", or "is it okay to do what you do?"

What the hell is this little girl's commanding tone?

Was she like this before?

[Ding --- task detected. 】

[Ding --- task release]

[Ding---During the meeting with Tang Shiyue, I touched Tang Shiyue's thigh for more than three seconds. 】

[Ding---mission reward, god-level scout skills. 】

??

Ye Han couldn't figure it out, was the system like this before?

Is this task so greasy?

But compared to letting myself wear women's clothes, I suddenly felt acceptable.

Without thinking too much, Ye Han simply replied, "Okay."

At the same time, Tang Shiyue nestled in the bed, gently holding the phone into her arms.

Seeing this, her roommate asked, "Why are you so happy? You're so twisted like a maggot?

""〃You are the maggot, Ye Han agreed to go out with me to play. "

The whole dormitory stopped, and the people who were washing their hands let the water overflow the toothbrushing cups.

"I'm caocaocao, real or fake!"

"Have you dated a goddess? Jealousy!"

"You want to date Ye Han? You have no experience in love at all, can you handle it?"

Tang Shiyue spread out her mobile phone and said, "I have this."

Everyone came forward.

"How to Make Excellent Boys Fall in Love with You - (Zhao Li's) - Psychological Analysis of Mental Journey"

"How can you believe something that only little girls would read?"

Tang Shiyue replied: "I think it's quite useful."

"The first point above is that good boys enjoy enough to be admired by the stars, and the exchange of flattery will be sneered at by the other party."