Indiscriminate male and female: starting from the school celebration singing big fish

I don't know if I was too focused, but the broiler ignored it.

"Ma Yumi forgot to take a bath towel in the shower, go and pass it to her." Ye Han said in a low voice.

"Ah?" Broiler turned his head immediately, his face turned slightly red, "Why me?"

Ye Han showed him a smiling face of "You've been fooled", and Broiler finally realized it.

"What are you looking at?" Ye Han pointed at the screen.

Broiler Answers: °opgg0

I know every word, but Ye Han can't understand it together, "What is opgg?"

As soon as these words came out, the team members who had been doing their own things raised their heads one after another and looked at Ye Han, [-]% shocked and [-]% puzzled.

"It's kind of... a mathematics website." Broiler said slowly.

what?

Math site?

People don't want to study, they play games secretly, dreaming of playing professionally one day, earning money while playing games and being famous at the same time.

You marked your career and secretly engage in study?

The shy man immediately explained: "What he wanted to talk about should be a data website, not mathematics."

Worthy of being a fellow countryman.

It turned out to be the data website of the game, not secretly engaged in learning.

That's more or less.

Ye Han nodded in satisfaction, patted Broiler on the shoulder, left a sentence of "Let's take a good look", and then went to see what Ah Shui was doing.

Ah Shui was still playing the small game of training reaction as usual.

Speaking of this atmosphere, it was brought up by the Great Demon King.

In the live broadcast of the big devil back then, because the (cfad) system was really difficult to match with opponents of similar level, it usually took more than half an hour to get together a game.

The big devil played some small games in the live broadcast room to satisfy the audience and train his reaction speed at the same time.

Speaking of reaction speed...

This thing is a talent in talent.

Although these small games are all under the banner of exercising reaction.

But anyone who has really exercised consciously knows that this thing is innate, and the effect of acquired exercise is minimal.

You play a little game that trains your reflexes for a month, and you finally pass it.

But the reason why you can pass the level is not because your reaction speed has really become faster, it is just that you have become proficient in playing this game.

Stupid people can read books, short ones can break bones, ugly ones can have plastic surgery, people without money can get lucky and get rich, and people without love can shake their hands every night.

But only the reaction speed is the cruelest attribute, which is innate and always accompanied for a lifetime.

Not to mention getting faster, even if you want to deliberately slow down permanently, it is very difficult to do.

So Ye Han still didn't understand Ah Shui's hobbies very well, why did he have to fight with the speed of reaction? .

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Chapter 837: Why didn't you reply to the news this morning at noon? Do you not love me anymore? [Please subscribe, please customize! 】

It has been about a month since I was the first player to come to the team.

Isn't this little game still at this level?

The reaction speed has not been trained either.

Ye Han stood behind Ah Shui, shaking his head like a rattle.

Sure enough, in this mini-game "If you are a man, buy a hundred houses", Ah Shui fell in about five houses at No.80.

About 85 sets can't hold on anymore, indicating that the player's reaction speed is between [-] and [-].

Compared with the average level of [-] for normal people, it is already very good.

Ye Han himself is also up to 95, which is a reaction speed of around [-].

The top rankings are usually scripted.

Ah Shui's character fell under the house, and the girlfriend on the screen ran away with the rich man.

The screen returns to the initial interface.

"Hey, we're getting married."

"Hey, the cheapest thing for a man is gentleness that accomplishes nothing."

"Hey, if you love me, buy a hundred houses."

"Come on, I will always support you behind your back."

Ye Han saw that Ah Shui's mouse was already waiting on the upcoming game start button.

Ah Shui clicked the mouse fiercely, and after half a second, the four characters "Start Game" appeared.

The real key judgment is half a second earlier than the text.

As expected of you!A water!

A small game can be played so proficiently!

The mini game begins.

The pixel-style character controlled by Ah Shui needs to move among various flying props to avoid these flying things.

These things have a wine glass, a cigarette, a basketball, and an icon of ⑹.

If the protagonist is hit by these things, it will show that the protagonist is addicted to it, and the game will jump to the end screen.

In fact, it is a game called "If you are a man, stick to it for [-] seconds". It is said that it is an old game used by the US Air Force for training, and it is a small game made with Zhangpi.

The gold coins at the corner kept rising, and soon the first house was saved.

Second Set...Third Set...Fourth Set...

...seeking flowers 0ooo

"Come on, brother."

In the background, the protagonist's little girlfriend lights up a heart icon, and a text pops up to encourage the player.

But in fact, this text is deliberately set to be opaque. It has no effect other than blocking the player's field of vision. It is purely to increase the difficulty of the game.

Five sets of No.60...Six sets of No.60...Seven sets of No.60...

0.0

As the number of buildings at the corners continues to increase, the number of flying props is also increasing.

In addition, many flying props that were not available at the beginning of the game were unlocked, such as a bright red lip and a sharp knife.

"Why didn't you reply to the news this morning at noon? Do you not love me anymore?"

The little girlfriend in the background sends a heartbroken emoji.

The text that jumped out occupied a large area of ​​vision, Ah Shui was almost hit by a flying kiss

No.80 set...No.80 set...No.80 two sets...

At this point in the game, Ye Han knew that Ah Shui was about to die.

Starting from the No.80 set, the pixel protagonist controlled by the player has almost lost half of his hair. [-].

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Chapter 838: If you're a man, stick to it for [-] seconds! [Please subscribe, please customize! 】

However, hair loss has no effect.

What really matters is that the characters get fatter and fatter at the same time.

Not only is it as simple as getting fatter on the map, but the hit determination will also become bigger accordingly.

This makes the character more likely to be hit by projectiles and lose the game.

In fact, players like Ah Shui who have fallen "90" before the [-]th level have no idea that in the fifth level of No.[-], the protagonist's leg will be broken, and the trigger effect is that the movement speed is greatly reduced , must estimate the trajectory of the flying object very quickly, and will watch it being hit later.

This paragraph will also trigger the little girlfriend's line, what Ye Han forgot.

I just remember that there is a lot of nonsense, which takes up a lot of screen, and this part is very easy to die.

Ah Shui manipulated it wholeheartedly, as if he didn't notice himself behind him at all.

"We're getting married...can you give me the life I want?"

The girlfriend in the background suddenly popped out such a sentence.

Because there are too many ellipses, it occupies a lot of blank dialog boxes, and the dialog boxes will block the player's vision.

In this wave, the flying objects happened to bloom like heavenly maidens, which was very difficult.

Snapped--

The protagonist is hit by a Two-dimensional avatar.

【game over】

The protagonist is nestled in front of the TV, and the otaku anime is playing on the TV.

A second later, the little girlfriend was holding a middle-aged man who was also bald and blessed, with a disgusted expression and the text "We are still not suitable".

call--

The high-intensity and high-focus game was over, and Ah Shui breathed a sigh of relief.

Ye Han also took this opportunity and asked, "Ah Shui, what are you playing?"

Ah Shui turned her head as if frightened, only then did she notice that there was a person standing behind her all the time.

"A mini-game to train your reflexes."

Then Ah Shui added: "Actually, it's the skin-changing work of "If You're a Man, Just Persevere for [-] Seconds", Ye Han nodded.

You also know that it is a skin-changing work?

The content is so anxious to sell, so why do you like this one?

Could it be this person? ...

Is there anything unspeakable, have you had any similar experiences?

Because I have been messing around in the live broadcasting industry, the ex-girlfriend got dumped because she couldn't see any hope?

It's not about gossip..

Playing games is an activity where technology accounts for half of the mentality. If the players have something on their minds, their performance will be greatly reduced.

Even if he was as strong as the Great Demon King, after being rejected by En Jing, his grades fluttered for a long time.

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Ye Han patted Ah Shui on the shoulder, with three points of reminder, three points of sympathy, and four points of comfort in his strength, I hope Ah Shui can feel it.

"Ah Shui."

"What's the matter boss?"

0.3

"The woman in this background really likes green tea. I don't know how the game maker can take a sip of it."

Ye Han bluntly shifted the topic to the little girlfriend in the background, hoping to start this topic.

"Yeah, I also think it's Tieguanyin! It's a pity not to go to work at Kangshi Fu Green Tea or Tonger Green Tea.

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Seeing that the other party was not up to the trick, Ye Han went on to say: "But yes, there are indeed some people who are like that in reality."

"I feel the same way, I used to..." Ah Shui said, picking up a glass of water and drinking it down in one gulp.