type moon, but follower is tom
Page 134
"Rough!" After realizing the identity of the little gray mouse in front of him, Bai Song's whole body went numb.
When I saw the huge shadow just now, I thought it was a tall and mighty servant who was summoned, but it turned out that the shadow was quite big, but it was only so short.
Moreover, the servant he wants to summon is strong enough to explode and yet fearless.
As a result... that's it?
Bai Song couldn't help but want to scold the panel. What he wanted was a follower who was strong at explosion, which was described as being so strong as to explode, not that he wanted a follower who was very good at playing explosions. Hey!
Even Bai Song felt that this panel was artificially retarded.
Also, Tai Fei is just a mouse, how come it has something to do with 'fearless'? !
"Oui, monsieur, jem'appelle Tiffy, est-cequevousprenezdesenfants...non, est-cequevousprenezdeschevaliers commemoi, mature?"
(Yes sir, my name is Taffy, do you take in child labor... no, do you take in mature knights like me?)
[I'm too lazy to find newbing to translate French, and I won't post French in the future, please do it]
Listening to a lot of chattering French, Bai Song felt that the CPU was about to burn out. He could understand the body language of Tom and Jerry, but he really couldn't understand a single word of this string of French.
Oh no, he still understood the little one and said 'Teffy' again.
Bai Song couldn't help covering his face, it was agreed that the entire multiverse speaks Chinese.
So Bai Song continued to ask in Chinese, "Excuse me, can you speak Chinese?"
Hearing Bai Song ask himself if he could speak Chinese, he thought to himself how could a French mouse know Chinese?So Tai Fei shook his head resolutely, and responded at the same time.
"Chinese? No, I don't know Chinese. (Cracking French)"
Seeing another string of French words blurted out from Tai Fei's mouth, Bai Song waved his hands again and again, "Well, stop talking, I have a headache."
Listening to Tai Fei's words, Bai Song felt as if he was listening to Tang Monk chanting. For some reason, he just felt a headache.
After saying that, Bai Song took a few steps back again and again.
But when Tai Fei saw her, she moved closer and walked in the direction of Bai Song with small steps.
Bai Song was startled, and quickly waved his hand to stop him, "Don't come here!!!"
Chapter 301 Tai Fei, The Perfect Servant!
There are three kinds of people that Bai Song hates the most, one is the person who prostitutes himself for free, and the second is the person who does not allow himself to prostitute himself.
And the third type is people who are more yuppie than long-winded.
Rather than being disgusted, it would be better to say that they are afraid of people who talk too much, especially people like Tai Fei who talk a lot, and then they can't understand a word.
Even at this time, Bai Song hallucinated Tai Fei into Tang Monk talking about Journey to the West.
However, Tai Fei obviously didn't have this understanding of herself, when she heard Bai Song say 'don't come here', instead she took small steps to get closer to Bai Song.
Perhaps, this is the so-called Shushu who can't 'read the air'.
At the same time that Tai Fei moved closer to Bai Song, due to the loss of 'Tai Fei' that needed to be covered, the smoke that could not be blown away disappeared immediately.
In just the blink of an eye, the smoke that was so thick that it seemed like dozens of smoke bombs had been thrown away disappeared without a trace, as if there had never been that kind of smoke here.
But after the smoke dissipated, a small flashlight that only a mouse could use appeared in the center of the summoning place.
At this time, the flashlight was still in the state of illuminating, and it even dazzled my eyes just looking at it like this.
As soon as he saw the shining flashlight, Bai Song immediately understood why a 4-meter-tall 'giant' appeared after the 'thump' sound before.
This is the sound of Tai Fei turning on the flashlight, and then irradiating herself from behind, projecting a shadow of Gundam.
After realizing that Tai Fei was playing a trick, Bai Song rubbed his brows, and shouted a little numbly, "Jerry!"
Shushu's matter, as expected, is best left to Shushu.
Jerry, who is also a mouse, must be able to understand what Tai Fei is saying, and then translate it into body language for himself.
But this is somewhat weird, Mingming Taifei likes to talk, but he can't understand it, Jerry doesn't want to talk at all, but he can easily understand Jerry's intentions through Jerry's body language.
This can't help but make Bai Song ponder, what link went wrong?
Here, hearing his master calling him, it was Jerry who had stopped transforming the cat mouse dog chariot and had been watching.
Throwing down the mini gadget in his hand, he quickly ran between Bai Song and Tai Fei, facing Tai Fei's direction, with the back of his hands resting on his waist, and looked at Tai Fei with displeasure.
At this time, Jerry seemed to be a strict parent.
Seeing Jerry suddenly appearing in front of her eyes, Tai Fei was shocked, and quickly leaned back and kicked her legs to try to stop her body movements.
But... At this time, Newton was rarely ignored. Tai Fei couldn't stop the car at all, and his feet slid towards Jerry like butter.
Soon, Tai Fei was about to arrive in front of Jerry quite smoothly.
Tai Fei decisively turned his back to Jerry, closed his eyes, and tried to run towards the place where he appeared after being summoned.
However, Tai Fei forgot that according to the law of cat and mouse, any action that tries to make money in a critical situation will definitely lead to a situation of slipping on the spot for three seconds or even two seconds!
'I would call it the third law of cat and mouse. 'While watching from the sidelines, Bai Song silently complained in his heart.
Jerry, on the other hand, continued to maintain a posture with his hips akimbo, as if he had no intention of making a move.
Thanks to Jerry's failure to make a timely move, Tai Fei passed the two or three seconds of the "third slipping law of cat and mouse" very smoothly, and finally moved to the distance!
However, at the moment when Tai Fei was about to move, Jerry... made a move!
To be more precise, it stepped out at this moment, directly stepping on Tai Fei's restlessly wagging tail, making him run forward with small steps no matter how hard he tried, but he didn't make a move at all. Little bit of movement.
But Taifeibenshu didn't have any awareness of the fact that he didn't move at all, but continued to flee forward in a single mind.
Tai Fei and Tai Fei's tail seemed to be two completely different creatures.
Bai Song, who was still eating melons, looked at this situation, and continued to complain in his heart, 'What a fearless one. '
Seeing that Tai Fei still didn't realize that his tail was being trampled, Jerry couldn't help tilting his head, and finally chose to shoot.
He reached out and grabbed the back of Tai Fei's extremely conspicuous diaper, and lifted Tai Fei up easily.
"?"
After being mentioned, Tai Fei continued to run in the air for a few seconds, and finally realized that something was wrong. He opened his eyes and looked down, only to realize that he was no longer running on the ground for some reason.
Looking back, it was only then that he realized that he was being lifted in mid-air by Jerry grabbing the diaper.
Seeing this, Tai Fei smiled decisively and sweetly, pretending that nothing happened just now, "Oh, hello, my Uncle Jerry. (Geezy French)"
Hearing this completely incomprehensible passage, although Jerry could not understand it, he still knew that Tai Fei would not be happy again.
So, Jerry casually placed Tai Fei on the ground.
? There is no mouse, ? understands Taffy better than it!
After landing, Tai Fei quickly turned to face Jerry, put his hands behind his back, and looked at Jerry with a smile on his face, "Oh, you are so kind, my Jerry Shushu! (Grizzly French)"
Hearing this, although he still maintained a displeased expression, he continued to put his hands on his hips.
But Jerry still nodded, expressing his approval of Tai Fei's unscrupulous behavior.
Of course, this does not mean that it understood what Tai Fei was talking about. In fact, it didn't understand a single word in Tai Fei's words, but just by looking at Jerry's expression, he knew that Tai Fei Fee certainly wasn't messing around.
At this time, Tom, who was standing in the distance eating melons and watching the show, showed a bewildered smile when he saw this scene.
From its angle, it can perfectly see what kind of tricks Tai Fei's little hands behind her back are doing. Tom can only comment on this, the little hands are not very clean.
And Jerry, and Bai Song who was standing behind Jerry, couldn't see what Tai Fei was doing with his hands behind his back.
I saw that Tai Fei was methodically taking out a firecracker that was only the size of Tai Fei's palm from her diaper, and then took out a gift box.
After taking out the gift box, Tai Fei lit the firecracker and put it into the gift box, and tied the gift box perfectly.
After completing this series of actions, Tai Fei kept a sweet smile and handed the gift box to Jerry.
Seeing Tai Fei's actions, Jerry was flattered, and pointed at himself with a surprised expression, wanting to ask, 'Is this for me? ! '
Seeing this, Tai Fei nodded with a sweet smile.
302 Chapter [-] Tai Fei Rebelled!!!
After Tai Fei smiled sweetly and nodded, she said to Jerry, "This is a gift from me, my dear Uncle Jerry! (in French)"
Hearing this, or more accurately seeing Tai Fei smiling and nodding, Jerry felt even more flattered.
Although Jerry couldn't understand what kind of nonsense Tai Fei was talking about, judging from Tai Fei's actions, it was definitely Ede's complaint!
Even, they all felt a lot of guilt for treating Tai Fei so harshly just now.
Such an excellent mouse, but he treated it like this just now, Jerry even wanted to give himself a big mouth at this moment, thinking that he is really not a human being!
Although he was blaming himself in his heart, Jerry didn't verbally apologize to Tai Fei.
One is that this will greatly damage my dignity as a parent, and the second is that I don't like to talk very much.
But at this time, Jerry's expression has changed from the serious look just now to a full smile, thinking, "You can teach children!" '
Obviously, I even wanted to slap its ass just now, but it gave itself a gift so cutely.
Filial piety is really too filial piety!
Although he didn't say anything verbally, Jerry had a smile on his face, and at the same time, he patted Tai Fei's head with his hands to praise Tai Fei for his actions at this time.
After finishing this set of actions, Jerry took the gift from Tai Fei with both hands very solemnly, and was about to unpack the box immediately.
At this time, Tom didn't mean to remind Jerry at all.
Not only did he not remind Jerry of his plan, Tom even leaned against the wall at this time, with his right leg leaning on his left leg, and standing on one leg with his left leg, looking at Jerry with pleasure.
My old friend is in trouble, and it's too late for Tom to be happy, remind?nonexistent!
At this time, Tom just wanted to happily watch Jerry make a fool of himself.
Even, Tom has already plugged two earplugs in his two ears, in order to ensure that his ears will not be shocked later.
While Tom put on the earplugs, Jerry had already begun to open the gift box with a happy face.
The movement was very gentle, for fear of breaking the gift box that wrapped the gift, otherwise it would be a waste of Tai Fei's filial piety.
However, what Jerry didn't notice was that after handing the gift box to Jerry, Taffey, who was heartbroken, put his hands behind his back and continued to maintain a sweet smile, and slowly stepped back several steps.
After about ten steps away from Jerry, Tai Fei slowly blocked his ears with the index fingers of both hands behind his back.
Although Jerry moved gently, the strap of the gift box was quickly removed by Jerry.
After removing the straps binding the gift box, Jerry continued to take off the cover of the gift box with a gratified smile, and looked at the pitch-black inside of the gift box.
Jerry didn't even see where the gift was at the first time, so he resolutely stuck his head into the gift box.
However, the next moment...
"BOOM!!!"
The moment Jerry stuck his head into the gift box, the entire gift box exploded, and the explosion range was so wide that it was only three steps away from Tai Fei who had retreated ten steps.
This wave of Tai Fei can be said to have perfectly grasped the scope of the explosion.
The violent explosion came and went quickly, and the flames of the explosion completely disappeared in front of everyone... all the animals.
Disappeared together with the flames of the explosion was the gift box in Jerry's hand. Because the box was very fragile, it was already crushed by the explosion. Only the strongest Jerry was still intact... right?
At this time, Jerry still maintained the posture of holding the box with both hands and poking his head into the box.
After the explosion, Jerry finally raised his head, and he could see that Jerry's entire head was blown into pure black, and his mouth was directly blown into a sausage mouth.
Maintaining the posture of holding the box, Jerry looked forward and blinked twice, and the anger suddenly burned in his heart!
Without giving Jerry the slightest chance to retaliate, after the explosion ended, Taffy ran as fast as he could.
And because it wasn't an emergency escape, this time the 'the third slipping law of cats and mice' didn't work on Tai Fei, and it ran out smoothly.
Jerry shook his head, and the traces of being bombed on his face disappeared without a trace in an instant.
If it were a passer-by who didn't see the whole process, he wouldn't even realize that Jerry was shot in the face by a bomb just now.
No, it should be said that Jerry's face protruded from the bomb, after all, he sent his face to the bomb himself.
Looking at Taifei who was fleeing, Jerry, full of anger, pulled out a 'Septwolves' belt from behind, and sprinted [-] meters in the direction of Taifei's escape.
If this wave doesn't make Tai Fei's little butt look like a red light is flashing, then Jerry won't be called a 'windmill' today!
"Damn! You really are fearless..." After witnessing what happened just now, Bai Song looked at Tai Fei who was opening his mouth, and rubbed his ears.
You'll Also Like
-
Reborn and Married to Uncle, Husband and Wife Teamed Up to Abuse Scum
Chapter 357 8 hours ago -
Datang: My Pokémon was discovered by Li Shimin
Chapter 427 2 days ago -
Do you think I have poor talent? Don't cry when I become a super saiyan!
Chapter 223 2 days ago -
Before graduation, the pure school beauty was pregnant with twins for me
Chapter 412 2 days ago -
Honghuang: The underworld is in a tyrant state, and Hou Tu is going crazy!
Chapter 208 2 days ago -
Elf: Flying Man
Chapter 504 2 days ago -
Violators of the Doomsday Game
Chapter 303 2 days ago -
Longevity Through the Path of Survival: Starting with Playing the Suona, Funeral Cultivation Begins
Chapter 1202 2 days ago -
Back in the 1990s, she became rich through scientific research
Chapter 1799 2 days ago -
Despite Having God-Level Talent, I Ended Up Living Off My Partner.
Chapter 424 2 days ago