Back then, gold and iron horses tore up little wretches like devils!

His fists of benevolence and righteousness have long been so hungry and thirsty, the left fist Ren means to tear a person in half, and the right fist Yi means to split a person into two pieces from the middle with a knife in one hand.

After staring at Bai Song for two seconds, Confucius looked away and said to himself, "The explanation is very good, don't explain it next time, let me do it." '

'What, is there something wrong? 'Recalling the way Confucius stared at him just now, Bai Song suddenly shuddered.

If you compare it, it feels like your hands are hung from the ceiling by ropes, your feet are tied and pulled forward, and your whole body is hung in the air in an L shape, and then there is a stick underneath. The meter-long steel nails are really aimed at your leather swallows.

Do you feel that this analogy is far-fetched?It's far-fetched, Bai Song made an analogy.

Since it was really impossible to associate that look with the leather swallow, Bai Song made a decisive circle, and finally managed to get around to his favorite metaphor of the leather swallow.

'Sure... Confucius thought I was good at explaining, otherwise, with Confucius' violent temper, he must have come to beat me up! '

After all, when Confucius looks at himself, it doesn’t necessarily mean that he is staring at himself. After all... As far as Confucius is concerned, even if he looks at you kindly, you may not feel that he is treating you laugh.

Thinking about it this way, Bai Song felt that Confucius' eyes were very kind just now.

Seeming to understand something, Bai Song nodded silently and made a decision in his heart.

'Wait a while, just work harder and continue explaining. In this way, Confucius' favorability for me will definitely increase, and it is not impossible to develop an ally relationship! '

Thinking of this, Bai Song eagerly prepared and continued to prepare for the commentary!

Regarding this, Confucius, who turned his head away, didn't know anything about it. If he could know Bai Song's inner thoughts, he would be blinded immediately.

Then he rushed in front of Bai Song and grabbed his collar, warning, "You can hold back, and I really can't help but beat you up." '

After seeing his enemy's small internal strife, he suddenly appeared outside the camera, and Gu Dazi chose to wait quietly for the conflict between Bai Song and Confucius to end.

Well...Although the main reason is that Bai Song and Confucius had conflicts, what's the matter with Schrödinger's cat?It's still staring at itself!

If you attack Confucius or Schrödinger by taking advantage of the chaos and not talking about martial arts, Schrödinger's cat will stop him first, and then make himself the little unlucky guy who transfers conflicts to Schrödinger and Confucius.

Then, what greeted her would be a mixed doubles of Schrödinger and Confucius!

Seeing that Confucius turned his head, Gu Dazi rubbed his face, changed from plain to shocked, and then said in an unbelievable tone, "Baka can! (Impossible) you ...Are you okay?! How did you do that?!"

After saying this, Gudazi stared at the lower part of Confucius with resentment.

She regretted it now, regretted it very much, and said to herself why did she covet the handsome guy who completely used the Dragon Fist?If I had punched Confucius' third leg at that time, I would have won!

Don't talk to her about cutting power, she doesn't believe that someone can stand still under a fatal blow.

On the other side, listening to Gudazi's excellent speech, several muscles on Confucius' face twitched, but Fan Gudazi was not so perfunctory, and he wouldn't be so perfunctory.

The reason why Gudazi is so perfunctory is all thanks to Schrödinger. Originally, he saw Gudazi's face full of surprise, and thought this was a good opportunity to explain himself, but Schrödinger intervened.

When Confucius finished staring at Schrödinger and was about to continue cooking Gudazi, Gudazi had already recovered from the state of surprise just now.

But since the opposite party was also pretending to be in a state of shock, Confucius just prevaricated.

"Know what you know, know what you don't know, and know what you don't know."

(Know what you should know, know less about what you shouldn't know, do you know? Don't inquire about social affairs.)

After all...everything I wanted to say was robbed by a dog that started with the word Xue. If I used that passage again, it would feel like plagiarism.

After saying this, Confucius entered the posture with his hands on his hips and his fists on his waist. This is his fighting posture.

If people who don't know see it, they may think that Confucius is going to participate in a bodybuilding competition, and his posture is the same as that of the big muscle fighter in the bodybuilding competition.

"Ah yes yes yes."

After being perfunctory, Gu Dazi also entered his own fighting state, with a posture of... the king of Chu Zhuang knows, right?Just put it there and stood there, motionless.

Perhaps in the eyes of outsiders, the two junior players of Confucius and Gudazi are standing still and continuing to make eye contact.

In fact, at this time, Gu Dazi had already imagined himself and Confucius as cowboys who were about to start a duel in a western town.

"Hoo~~~."

The moment the wind blew a piece of land onto the plain from nowhere, Confucius and Gudazi made a decisive move at the same time!

"boom!"

"boom!"

Two explosions sounded at the same time, and it was Confucius and Gudazi who stepped on the ground at the same time, stepped on the ground out of a large pit of the same size, and disappeared in place as if teleported.

In the next instant, the two appeared at a distance of less than one meter, and launched attacks at the same time!

Glaring at Gudazi who appeared in front of his eyes, Confucius decisively struck out his right hand with the index finger and middle finger stretched out and bent, like a dragon gripper with only two claws, and blatantly attacked Gudazi's face.

"Ola!!!!!!"

Gu Dazi did not show any weakness either. After sprinting to the forbidden position, he directly kicked at the gate of the lower body of Confucius!

"Wood!!!!"

Chapter 440 Schrödinger: Rough, You Did It On Purpose!

Although it is the last attack, but... just as Gu Dazi imagined at the beginning, the last attack comes first!

When playing chess in pairs just now, what Gudazi imagined was a duel between gunmen in the west, and the side with the strongest spear skills is usually the second to touch the gun, and then the limit is faster than the first person to touch the gun. Attack and win the duel.

And this symbolizes honor!

The right leg, accompanied by infinite strength, suddenly kicked between Confucius' legs. If this blow was carried out, Confucius would have to change his name to General Confucius (Japanese).

"I won!"

Looking at the crotch that was close at hand, Gu Dazi smirked, and suddenly kicked Confucius' right foot in the crotch harder.

It can be seen that although her attack is later than Confucius' attack, her attack speed is higher than that of Confucius.

I was about to hit myself with this kick, and Confucius' dragon grip was still a considerable distance away from my face.

And Schrödinger, who was holding his bladder, because the view of the bystanders entered a slow-motion state, was trying to find the point that needed explanation. After seeing such a brutal attack by Gu Dazi, his legs couldn't help but clamped.

Even though the attack hadn't hit yet, and the target of the attack was not him, Schrödinger felt that he was in pain first.

Generally speaking, this kind of leg-tucking action only appears in peeing and pussy.

But there is a third situation, that is when the chicken is attacked!

'It's... so brutal! '

Seeing Gudazi's brutal attack site and the grin on her face, Schrödinger couldn't help gasping, and Tom at the side suddenly felt that the surroundings were getting hotter.

At the same time, Schrödinger finally realized the fact that when he was attacked by Gudazi on the morning of May 5, the arrow that shot at his crotch was not shot in that direction accidentally, but had already been shot in that direction. Premeditated!

At first, he thought that the arrow was attacking in the wrong direction. He originally wanted to shoot his dog's head, but it ended up shooting at the other head.

But after watching Gudazi's attack on Confucius, Schrödinger's eyes were darkened suddenly, his whole face became gloomy, he was hard, he was hard.

Schrödinger's fist is hard! ! !

Originally, his killing intent towards Gu Dazi was enough, but now...his killing intent towards Gu Dazi has reached a climax!

And Tom, who was also watching the battle at the side, saw Schrödinger's movements, his left eye brow raised, his fists were tightly clenched, his legs were clamped tightly, is his master holding shit?

Realize that your owner is likely to fart because of feeling flatulence when holding back.

So Tom pinched his nose and walked a few steps away from Schrödinger without moving his body. He knew very well that when human beings are holding back shit, any fart is absolutely unbelievable.

Back to the scene of the battle, Gu Dazi was grinning, his right leg was about to hit Confucius' vital gate.

However... What surprised Gu Dazi was that Confucius was not afraid at all, and he didn't even hesitate to release the dragon claw to attack his face!

"It's kind!" After whispering such approval, Gu Dazi accelerated the speed of kicking without hesitation!

The next moment, Gudazi's right leg suddenly hit Confucius' crotch.

However... after the leg hit Confucius' crotch, what came out was not the muffled sound that Gudazi expected when the body collided, but a turbulent metal sound!

"Bang~~~~~~!!!!!!"

After feeling that he seemed to have kicked on the iron plate, Gudazi's face turned livid, "Guwu?!!!"

Only Confucius' meaningful smile responded to Gu Dazi, whose face was distorted in pain.

"With...ether...gu?!" Feeling the sharp pain in the calf bone of his right leg, Gudazi shouted in grief and indignation.

But Gudazi didn't have the opportunity to feel the pain. After Gudazi felt that her right leg was about to break, she entered a state of stagnation, and at the same time she had to face the attack from Confucius.

I saw Confucius's dragon claw from bottom to top pierced Gudazi's two nostrils extremely mercilessly!

"Guji!!!"

In just a split second, Gudazi's nostrils were stretched to the point that they were bigger than a pig because of Confucius' index and middle fingers, which were thicker than her arms.

As Confucius continued to exert force, Gudazi was directly lifted from the ground by Confucius with two fingers.

"It hurts, it hurts!!!" Feeling the pull of gravity, the nose became more and more painful. At this time, Gu Dazi even had the heart to go back to the 17th century and destroy Newton.

But fortunately, Gudazi has experienced a more painful feeling than this, being hit by Schrödinger with a pointer, so he finally managed to adapt to the pain on his nose.

Bearing this unbearable pain, Gu Dazi looked down at Confucius' crotch with a puzzled face, and asked in disbelief, "You... how did you do it? of?!"

Hearing this, Confucius smiled slightly, wanting to tell the truth slowly, and it was in the form of classical Chinese.

And at this moment, through the picture in Gu Dazi's eyes, Confucius happened to see the picture of Schrödinger opening his mouth impatiently, as if he wanted to start his ky explanation.

He suddenly felt a sharp backstab, the same feeling that someone wanted to steal his lines.

He even heard Schrödinger say the first two words, "It's steel..."

Seeing this, Confucius didn't care about his reserve, and shouted decisively and super loudly, "It's a steel plate, I put a steel plate inside!"

"Nani?!" The moment he heard these words, Gu Dazi blinked his eyes a few times, and his eyes scanned Confucius' crotch several times like a radar.

She couldn't imagine, what kind of decent person would put a steel plate in his crotch?

Seeing Gudazi's expression, Confucius just twitched the corner of his mouth slightly, not intending to explain further.

His Confucian gang... Confucianism acts, and he will often line up with various other x clans. Fighting is also a common occurrence, and many of them who can't afford it like to play dirty tricks

Ever since he saw one of his disciples ruthlessly kicking a hostile buddy to the ground, although Confucius said nothing on the surface, he silently stuffed a steel plate into his crotch.

After all, a hundred schools of thought contend, and ancient Chinese speaks all kinds of tongue-twisting. If you really want to align your words, everyone has to be equipped with a spittoon.

This makes a fight is the best way to argue among a hundred schools of thought, and among the hundred schools of thought, not only your own Confucianism fights with such dirty people, but also other families. If you get kicked, how bad would it be?

Look, isn't the steel plate coming in handy?

Chapter 441 Confucius' Epitaph

Seeing Gudazi's shocked expression, Confucius immediately felt an unprecedented sense of refreshment.

If you insist on describing how intense this pleasure is, you can only say that it is 1.14514 times better than XX!

Although his heart was already in the state of extreme sexual arousal of "Hey, well, I'm happy", Confucius still had the same elegant and easy-going expression on his face.

However, the expression of Confucius was extremely terrifying in Gudazi's eyes. She really didn't expect that there is still an existence in this world who can kill herself alone, and it is herself who has entered the chaotic evil mode!

Confucius didn't know and didn't want to know about the little things in Gudazi's heart. He just wanted to make Gudazi look good.

Looking directly at Gudazi, Confucius smiled so, and said the last words he said to Gudazi.

"They come, the security."

After saying that, Confucius' hand hooking Gudazi's nostrils suddenly exerted force, as if he was swinging a mallet, he swung it wildly, and kept hitting the ground.

"Bang bang bang bang!!!"

Under such a dense swing of Confucius, who is as powerful as a fucking cow, the ground immediately began to sink, and at the same time, a huge amount of smoke and dust was raised!

How big is this smoke?The height is almost the same as the central mountain next to it, and there is no such level of smoke and dust in the blasting building. If you didn't see Confucius' actions at the beginning, you might think that a nuclear explosion just happened there.

"I'm super!" Seeing such a torrent of dust rushing towards him, Bai Song was so shocked that he burst out a classic national curse.

Then very decisively, he wrapped Tom around his head, acting as a cat-mao brand headgear with no dead ends. After completing this operation, Bai Song looked at Confucius in the smoke with empty eyes. The hazy picture of the son bursting.

Feeling the smog that was enough to block out the sun, Bai Song couldn't help complaining in his heart, "Smog movement? This is it, I hope the sanitation workers don't die." ?'

And under such a terrifying critical attack, it is impossible for Gu Dazi to be uninjured. From her screams that can shatter human eardrums, it is possible to get a glimpse of the critical attack she suffered at this time. Hurt, "Yi yee yum!!!!!!"

However, the main reason for her screaming was not the action of Confucius swung her to hit the ground violently.

The only designated source of the pain...was Confucius stuffing two Gudazi's arms-thin fingers into her nose, and then pulling her nose like this and shaking it crazily.

It hurts so badly that Gudazi is miserable, and there is no better way to kill a pig than this, right?

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