type moon, but follower is tom

Thinking of this, the black cat no longer hesitated, and walked towards the house decisively with his breakfast.

Chapter 115 Butch and Tom's 'Reminisce'!

"Squeak~." After pushing open the front yard door of Bai Song's house named Yu Sheng's house, the black cat carefully glanced left and right in the courtyard.

There didn't seem to be any signs of living things. Seeing this, the black cat immediately showed an arrogant smile.

Since no one is here, within this breakfast time, this is your own kingdom, just come here as you feel comfortable!

Looking at this excellent environment, there is not only a swing on the right, but also two trees next to it, and a red hammock hanging in the middle, which is quite comfortable at first glance. The black cat's eyes lit up when he saw the hammock, It's like having two light bulbs on the eyes.

The moment he noticed the hammock, the black cat decided to sleep well in that hammock after he had eaten and drank enough.

"Crack!" He slammed the door casually and closed the front yard door violently.

The black cat held the lid of the trash can and ran to the swing in a flash.

After arriving at the position of the swing, the black cat turned around, pointed its butt at the swing, tiptoed its feet, raised its butt a little, twisted its own butt, and sat down on the swing.

After placing the lid of the trash can full of food on its own legs, the black cat rubbed its hands together.

I saw that it casually pulled out a piece of saliva cloth from the nothing behind him, and tied it directly around his neck.

Then, it pulled out from the back again, and another pair of knives and forks came out from the back. It was like magic. There was nothing behind it, but it just pulled out three things in a row. , it's like having a different dimension.

Also, it's so downcast that it needs to pick up garbage to eat, and it's also weird to be so particular about it. If it were other downcast cats, it would probably just lie on the ground and start showing off.

After the preparations were ready, the black cat impatiently used the knife and fork to prepare his own breakfast.

If one ignores the fact that what it eats is leftover leftovers from other people’s food, and that the plate it puts food on is the lid of a trash can, perhaps this black cat is eating with a little elegance at this time.

"Angang~~~, click, click, buckle~ times, buckle~ times."

He kept chewing the food in his mouth, and the sound he made didn't seem like it could be made while eating.

Even, while eating breakfast, it took out a newspaper from its back and looked at it. The headline on the front page said, "AUO Super Luxury Seaside Paradise will open tomorrow, and the first week of free play (including food)'.

Looking at this headline, the black cat began to imagine how wonderful the next week would be.

When this Laoshizi Paradise opens, it will have to eat and drink for free. If it misses this kind of free prostitution, it will probably regret it for the rest of its life!

While the black cat was cooking, Tom in the house was planning to go out to see what was going on because of the sound of the door slamming.

"Crack~, squeak~."

After turning the doorknob, Tom gently pushed the door open, walked out of the door with ease, and saw a dirty black cat eating garbage at the swing on the left.

The moment Tom saw the black cat, he was so startled that his limbs tensed up and took off [-] centimeters from the spot. His mouth also opened, his tongue stuck out straight out, and he made a loud sound of inhaling, " Uh~ eh!!!!!!”

But this stay in the air didn't last long, because this time it didn't have any fear, only shock.

It knows this cat so well that even if the black cat is burnt to carbon, Tom can recognize it at a glance. This black cat is Butch, one of the legendary iron triangle of stray cats!

The moment he saw him eating garbage in his yard, Tom decided to stop Butch from doing it.

It’s okay for this guy to eat garbage, and his appearance is extremely ugly. All kinds of leftover bones are scattered all over the floor. If his master sees this, according to the reactions of the past female masters when encountering such things Judging from it, there is a high probability that his master will feel that he did it.

At that time, I am very likely to be beaten!

Thinking of this, Tom walked towards Butch decisively and aggressively.

But Butch, who was eating the so-called 'food', didn't notice Tom's appearance, and was still eating 'food' on the swing while reading the newspaper.

Just when it put all its attention on the newspaper, suddenly, a shadow enveloped him, making the newspaper it held in its hand pitch black, and it couldn't see anything clearly.

"Who! It's blocking the sun!" Butch raised his head suddenly, and shouted towards him with an unhappy face.

The moment it raised its head, it realized that the one that appeared in front of its eyes was not another cat, but Tom, one of its cronies.

At this time, Tom was putting his hands on his waist, making a gesture like akimbo, and staring at himself with an unhappy expression.

"Ah, Tom, it's been a long time!" Seeing his good friend, Butch laughed and put the lid of the trash can on his legs, and pinched Tom's upper arms with both hands. said happily.

"Tom, the last time I saw you was the last time!"

Seeing Butch's reaction, Tom, who was originally here to inquire about the crime, felt a little embarrassed, after all, he didn't reach out to hit the smiling face.

However, just as Tom was thinking, why not find a reason to dismiss him quickly.

Tom suddenly felt that Butch's two hands pinching his upper arm seemed to be moving. After looking down, Tom's face suddenly darkened again.

Ok, is this Spike Day Butch wiping his hands with his body? !

Realizing that this guy was not reminiscing about the past with him, but using the name of reminiscing about the past to attract his attention, and then rubbing the smelly water on his hands from the garbage on his hands, Tom immediately became angry. up!

"Heh!" Tom flicked his hands to the sides, shaking Butch's hands away, and at the same time, there was a shout that was not made by Tom himself, but was voiced by Tom.

Seeing Tom burst out suddenly, Butch pretended not to know anything and said, "Huh? Tom, what are you doing, Tom?"

Tom didn't reply to Butch's knowing question, but squeezed his left index finger with his right hand, and then pulled it hard.

"Bo'er~." With a sound like cupping, he tore off the white glove on his left hand, revealing...well, the same hand as when he was wearing the glove.

Then Tom held the glove in his right hand, and slapped Butch with the glove of his left hand very elegantly, "Smack!!!"

Chapter 116 Bai Song: Free food?! Damn it!

"Oh!" Butch covered his beaten left cheek with both hands, and looked at Tom in a daze, not understanding what Tom was doing.

Didn't I just use its hair to wipe the stinky water in the trash can, as for beating myself like this?

After putting the glove back on his left hand, Tom stretched out the index finger of his right hand, waved it twice in front of him, and finally pointed his right hand straight to the door of the front yard, asking Butch to get out from there quickly.

Seeing Tom's action, how could Butch still not understand what Tom was doing, this is the rhythm of driving himself away!

Immediately, Butch stopped treating Tom as a brother, and got off the swing, stood up, raised the lid of the trash can with both hands, and slammed it on Tom's forehead.

"boom!!!!!"

In just an instant, the trash can lid fell on Tom's forehead, but Tom's forehead seemed to be more powerful, so that Tom's head directly broke the trash can lid.

But it doesn't matter, the purpose of Butch's attack is finally accomplished.

The trash can lid that was smashed by Tom's forehead directly turned into a ring, which fit perfectly around Tom's waist, causing Tom's hands to be directly tied.

Standing where he was, Tom felt that there were stars swaying above his head, and the whole cat was swaying everywhere.

"Bang!" After completing this action, Butch didn't give up the opportunity to control Tom, and kicked Tom directly in the stomach, and kicked Tom about ten meters away!

"Crack!!!" In the end, Tom opened his mouth and closed his eyes, and was kicked by Butch in a straight line and flew to the opposite tree.

"Wuhu~!" Butch saw that Tom was sent flying by his sneak attack combo, and immediately put his right hand on his forehead to block the sun, and he laughed and looked at Tom who was sent flying to the root of the tree, "Oh Hahahahahaha!!!"

After such a combo, Butch still seemed a little dissatisfied.

The few blows just now gave it a feeling of finding it, and it wanted to continue to attack Tom with a few more combos.

After looking around for a while, Butch set his gaze on the bones that fell on the ground and had just been eaten.

He picked up a chicken leg bone casually, held the chicken leg bone high and hopped a few times to accumulate energy, then threw it in Tom's direction with great momentum, at least in Butch's own eyes.

But ah, I still underestimated Tom too much, and Tom has come to his senses at this moment.

I saw Tom holding the edge of the trash can lid with both hands behind his back, and at the same time he lifted the trash can lid off his body.

After taking off the lid of the trash can, which had only a ring around it but no top cover, Tom was about to throw it away.

But at the moment it was about to throw it away, Tom seemed to have thought of something. He held one side of the iron ring with both hands, and with a violent twist, the seemingly fragile iron ring was twisted into a big twist. stick.

Looking at the perfect bat in his hand, Tom turned his head to face the perspective described in the novel with a wicked smile, with the corners of his mouth grinning to the base of his ears.

With a weapon at your fingertips, it means... time for revenge!

"Aha!" Tom grasped one end of the big twisted stick with both hands, as if he was waving a baseball bat, and at the moment when the drumstick bone thrown by Butch hit, he swung the big stick out extremely Perfect arc.

"Bang!" The big twist-shaped stick perfectly hit the chicken leg bone and sent it flying back!

"Crack!" After a short flight, the chicken leg bone perfectly hit Butch's face, who was looking at Tom. At this moment, Butch's face was like plasticine, and the chicken leg bone directly hit it. The face belt was stretched in.

Not only that, but the chicken leg bone protruded about ten centimeters from the back of Butch's head, as if there was no skull at all in Butch's head.

In the end, because of the disappearance of strength, Butch's head became somewhat elastic again, and finally the chicken leg bone was popped out, but Butch's head did not recover, and it looked like a chrysanthemum from Tom's side.

After Tom saw Butch's miserable state, he looked back at the camera described in the novel again, stretched out his right thumb with a smile and pointed at Butch in the opposite direction.

Afterwards, Tom supported the big tree it had just hit with his right hand, stretched his left hand to his abdomen, and crazily laughed at Butch whose face was beaten like a chrysanthemum with exaggerated movements.

"Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!"

Butch, who was still laughing at Tom just now, saw Tom's actions, and immediately froze, and changed offense and defense in an instant.

But this anger, as one of the iron triangle of stray cats on the street, Butch is absolutely impossible to bear!

While being laughed at by Tom, Butch shook his head back to normal, then looked around, trying to find a good enough throwing object, but it was clear that the bone was the only solid object nearby.

In the end, Butch set his sights on the newspaper he had just read.

After squeezing the newspaper into a ball, Butch held the ball with both hands and placed it over his right ear, while lifting his left foot, like a baseball pitcher.

And Tom on the opposite side also entered the baseball player's hands holding the bat after Butch made this kind of action, waiting for the ball to enter the swing range. If they change into baseball clothes at this time, it will become Lore, unfortunately can not be replaced.

"Whee~!" Seizing the right moment, Butch threw the 'ball' in Tom's direction with a single swipe.

The speed is extremely fast, it doesn't look like a ball of paper squeezed from newspapers, it's like a real baseball!

"Bang!" However, no matter how fast the speed was, it was difficult to avoid Tom's swing. The moment he entered the attack range, Tom swung the bat decisively, and hit the 'ball' flying towards its forehead in one fell swoop. Fly out!

"Aha!!!" Seeing the ball fly out, Tom's expression immediately became arrogant again.

But...it was only arrogant for a moment, and it couldn't be arrogant anymore, because...the 'ball' was hit by it to the window of Bai Song's room, "Aha.. ...."

"Crackling!" With a piercing sound, the window of Bai Song's room was shattered.

In the room, lying on the bed, Bai Song held the hit head while holding the ball of paper in his hand, and shouted angrily, "Who did it?!"

"Who the hell is disturbing my sleep again...huh?" Just about to ask the angry Xingshi, suddenly, Bai Song noticed a title on the ball of paper, which said 'AUO Super Luxury Seaside Paradise will open tomorrow, Play for free for the first week (including food)'.

Seeing this line of title, Bai Song, who would wake up poor every day, was startled, "Damn it?!"

Chapter 117 Bai Song: Go to Jin Shining and do a fucking vote!

Seeing this line of big characters in the title, Bai Song was stunned, and he was immediately filled with great joy.

He was directly stunned by this great joy, and after recovering, Bai Song's whole body was shaking, especially his hands, shaking like a sieve.

At this time, Bai Song will not, and will not be able to find out who threw a ball of torn paper to wake him up from his deep sleep.

Even if he found out who used this thing to wake him up, Bai Song would probably just think it was great and decided to lick it with his tongue!

Taking a deep breath, with trembling hands, Bai Song tore apart the ball of paper that was obviously crumpled just now, and began to check the contents of the newspaper to confirm whether it was what he imagined. Able to prostitute food.

After dismantling it into a piece of paper that was not flat, Bai Song first set his sights on the content below the title he saw before.

For Bai Song, the free food written in the title was too tempting.

Although he obtained some food through the Holy Grail's wish last night, it was obvious that the food was not enough to raise a cat, a mouse, and a dog. Even Bai Song had to raise himself.

The cooked barbecue given by the Holy Grail last night was cleaned up by a person, a cat, a dog, and a mouse like wind and clouds. It can be judged as a finished meal.

As for uncooked food ingredients, although it looks like a lot, there are actually not many.

According to the estimated amount of food, plus the amount of money in his own wallet named Ryunosuke Wallet, think about the food intake of the three pigs he raised, and it will last for five days.

The so-called five days is based on the standard that cats and mice only eat once a day. Bai Song dare not think about the real situation anyway.

Last night, Chaldea might have been shocked by his fighting power, but Bai Song was deeply shocked by the appetite of cats, dogs and mice.

After five days, Bai Song will enter a state of bankruptcy, and then he really has to beg for food.

At this time, look at the headline of this newspaper again. It says in black and white, a full 7 days of free play time, plus the food included in the brackets after the headline, this is equivalent to having a full 7 days. Days of free-for-all food time!

'The blond CEO, who is extremely willing to remain anonymous, announced today that AUO's super luxurious seaside park will open tomorrow, and will start a week of free play activities, including food...'

Seeing this, this newspaper is meaningless, it's over!

This is the only information Bai Song needs to see, and Bai Song doesn't even care about the hundreds of stinky and long words that follow.

Looking directly past so many words that he didn't bother to read, Bai Song began to search with his naked eyes where this seaside paradise is and when it is open.

Bai Song's heart is a little suspense now, although judging from the newness of this newspaper, it should be a newspaper that has just been published.

But... what if it's a newspaper back issue from a week ago?Wouldn't you be happy in vain?