type moon, but follower is tom

Just thinking about his previous behavior of attacking Spike with his skirt in order to get back the wig, Gudazi couldn't help but want to give himself a big fight.

This is all right, not only did he fail to get back the wig, but now even the only 900 points he had on his body were gone.

If we can go back to the time, Gudazi's first choice of weapon will undoubtedly become Cu Chulainn, and there will be no loss if he swings Cu Chulainn to attack.

"Didn't I just say that! The skirt on my ass was torn away by you." Cu Chulainn said aggrievedly, and at the same time turned around with his back to Gu Dazi, and pointed at his ass with his fingers.

I saw that a palm-sized piece of fabric was obviously missing from Cu Chulainn's pants.

Obviously, when Gu Dazi tore off the skirt stuck to Cu Chulainn's buttocks, he accidentally tore off a small piece of Cu Chulainn's trousers, so that his pink skirt with red embroidered A's boxer pants can be seen.

To be honest, Cu Chulainn is also very desperate now, and his current return rate must have reached [-]%.

No, 1000% may be lower, it should be [-]%!

"I didn't say you bastard, I was talking about that bastard Schrödinger!" Gudazi said angrily, and continued to look sadly at his lower body without a skirt.

Hearing Gudazi's words, Cu Chulainn suddenly realized and said, "Oh, I thought you were talking about me...?"

It's just... halfway through, he always felt that something was wrong.

He always felt that he was scolded?

No, being scolded is not the point, the point is why when I hear Gu Dazi talking about dog things, I urgently feel that I am talking about myself? !

"Then what should we do now, senior, do you want to go back and look for it?"

"Go back? Are you kidding me? It's too dangerous." Regarding Matthew's suggestion, Gudazi shook her head decisively. She didn't want to run into Schrödinger when she went back to find her free whoring ticket. with.

If he meets Schrödinger again this time, Gu Dazi feels that he will really send this wave.

No, it's not a feeling anymore, but I will definitely send it!

"If you don't go back, what should you do with the prostitution certificate?"

"Huhuhu~, don't worry~." Gudazi put his arms around his chest, and laughed a few times confidently and calmly.

Seeing Gudazi's confident smile, although Mash always felt that she would lose the chain, she was still quite surprised, "Huh? Have you already thought of what to do, senior?"

"That's right." As he spoke, Gu Dazi stretched his fingers towards Cu Chulainn who was covering the hole on his buttocks, and said with a proud face, "The solution is you, Cu Chulainn!"

Hearing Gudazi talking about himself, Cu Chulainn pointed at himself with his index finger in a dazed expression, "Huh? Are you talking about me?"

Walking in front of Cu Chulainn, Gu Dazi gently put his hand on Cu Chulainn's shoulder, and said with a soft smile, "Yes, don't you have a free prostitution ticket? Hand it over~ .”

Chapter 170 Bai Song is a pervert? Probably not!

She remembered very clearly that when the little girl 'voluntarily', she strategically and permanently borrowed the prostitution ticket from that little girl.

A passer-by gave the little girl his free whoring voucher to prevent the little girl from queuing again.

However, in such a heartwarming scene, the big villain Cu Chulainn actually ruthlessly snatched the little girl's new prostitution ticket from that little girl's hands!

Although this thing is called free prostitution, it cannot be prostituted from other people's hands.

Such a hateful Cu Chulainn is not qualified to continue to have this prostitution ticket!

And such a gentleman who made him "voluntarily" lend the free prostitution certificate permanently from the little girl is naturally the one who is qualified to own the free prostitution certificate.

Hearing Gudazi's words, Cu Chulin felt relieved. He thought he was going to be sold just now, but in the end he wanted a broken card, which made him frightened in vain.

"Oh, what did I think, just take it."

After saying that, Cu Chulainn took out the free whoring roll from his trouser pocket, and handed it to Gudazi very calmly, as if he treated all the money as dung, very chic!

"Okay!" Seeing that Cu Chulainn was so open-minded, Gu Dazi was also very pleased.

Since it was so satisfying to let him hand over the prostitution certificate, Cu Chulainn must have gradually realized what a good savior he is, and Gu Dazi thought it was very good for Cu Chulainn to do so.

Even if Cu Chulainn needs to be sold in the future, he will definitely be so open-minded.

"Cu Chulainn, you are so itchy!" Gu Dazi patted Cu Chulainn's shoulder with one hand, then rubbed his own hand, and directly took the prostitution ticket from Cu Chulainn's hand .

"Aha!" After getting the free prostitution ticket, Gu Dazi couldn't wait to sign up for the competition.

However, just after Gudazi clicked to complete the event registration, she suddenly noticed the number of points in the upper right corner, and her pupils shrank suddenly.

I saw that integral number is '0'!

"Where are the points? Where did the points you win go?!" Gu Dazi turned around with a confused expression, and looked at Cu Chulainn who was continuing to hold his butt.

Hearing this, Cu Chulainn scratched his head, not quite understanding why Gu Dazi asked, "Ah? I don't have any points. I lost it all in the miscellaneous cultivation competition before."

"Wait... You actually won the bet on Red A?" Gu Dazi seemed to realize something, and immediately looked at Cu Chulainn with an unbelievable look.

She couldn't understand what Cu Chulainn was thinking, and actually bet on the red a to win. Isn't this purely rewarding points?

Obviously, red a has no chance of winning. Well, how could a warehouse manager and Chaldean chef be able to defeat Schrödinger's cat.

"Huh? He's a teammate, of course I want to bet on him to win..." Halfway through the conversation, Cu Chulainn seemed to realize something, and suddenly looked at Gudazi's face in shock, "Wait Wait, you won't bet on the enemy to win?!"

Facing Cu Chulainn's shocking question, Gu Dazi said very confidently, "Yes, it is obvious that Schrödinger's cat will definitely win. If you don't bet on it to win, do you want to be a money-scattering boy?"

"Is he really your servant? You really don't want him at all, okay?" Cu Chulainn gasped, he really couldn't understand Gudazi's brain circuit.

"What does this have to do with whether I hope for him or not? I'm about to be defeated. Do I have to pay another 100 points? Obviously, the right solution is to make good use of the last remaining value of red a."

Gu Dazi spread his right hand, not caring at all how strongly his words shocked the young...old Cu Chulainn's heart.

"Tsk. In this case, the free whoring ticket is useless, so let's get one later."

This free prostitution coupon doesn’t even have the most basic 100 points, it’s already pure electronic waste, it’s better to find a place to get another free prostitution coupon later, so that there are at least 100 initial points .

After saying that, Gu Dazi made a gesture to throw the prostitution roll in his hand to the ground.

But just as Gu Dazi was about to start, Siegfried's voice suddenly came from the door of the building.

"I'm sorry, but I want to remind you that the free prostitution coupon that has been declared for the event is bound by default. If you throw away this card and replace it with another one at this time, you will not be able to sign up for any more events."

Hearing Siegfried's words, Gu Dazi, who was about to throw the prostitution roll on the ground... Bengbu froze.

Recalling the previous free whoring ticket with a balance of 900, and then looking at this free whoring ticket that was defeated by Cu Chulainn, Gu Dazi's eyes darkened, and he almost fainted directly.

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On the other side, Bai Song was rushing towards his little eDonkey.

The current Bai Song's mood can be said to be extremely high. If he was not worried about being suspected of being crazy by passers-by, he would even want to shout 'Wuhu' on the street.

Although the original goal, the main goal of getting his battery back, has not been achieved, Bai Song is not at all disappointed at this time.

The reason is very simple, this time it can be described as a bumper harvest, first of all, a total of 24 treasures were brought in from Hong A, although it is a counterfeit version, and it is a plastic texture of inferior treasures.

However, you can say whether it is a Noble Phantasm or not.

And the harvest just now is not only the 24 counterfeit and shoddy treasures, but also two genuine treasures, namely Cu Chulainn's red spear and Mash's big shield.

There are also two harvests that are not considered harvests. It is difficult to evaluate whether Gudazi's hair and Gudazi's skirt can be regarded as harvests.

I don't know why, but Bai Song always feels that he is somewhat hentai after accepting these two items.

Just thinking about it this way, Bai Song felt a chill, and could only force himself to convince himself that he was just a collector, not interested in collecting Gudazi's items.

And when Bai Song was thinking about these miscellaneous things crazily in his mind, there was a billboard on his way forward.

But Bai Song didn't notice anything about it.

"state!!!"

"Aw!" Sensing the critical blow to his face, Bai Song cried out directly.

"It hurts, hurts... what is it?" After releasing Spike's leash, Bai Song hurriedly rubbed his handsome face, which may not be so handsome in the eyes of others. handsome face.

After feeling that his face was not so painful, Bai Song opened his eyes and looked forward, wanting to see what hit him.

"Ring 'AUO Super Luxury Seaside Paradise' Thermal Passion Masters?"

171 Chapter [-] I'm an idiot!!!

The first time he saw this billboard, although Bai Song subconsciously read the title on the billboard.

But in fact, it wasn't the title that caught his attention, but something else.

Bai Song touched the billboard's body with his hand, carefully feeling the uneven surface of the billboard, and his technique was very skillful, as if he was stroking something soft.

"...Did I bump so hard?" Touching the dent that was exactly the same shape as his own face, Bai Song's face darkened, and he touched his own face again.

I saw that on this billboard, because of his impact just now, a human face was printed on it. It was very angular, and even the small details of the eyebrows were perfectly reproduced on this billboard.

If an uninformed person saw it, they might think it was deliberately carved by a performance artist.

Bai Song was very puzzled, obviously he was just an ordinary person, an ordinary person who was so normal that he couldn't be more normal, but he could hit such an effect when he bumped into the billboard.

"QQ!" Bai Song tentatively tapped the billboard a few times with his index knuckles, and got a crisp sound, just like knocking on a normal billboard.

After hearing the crisp sound, Bai Song was even more confused, "Yes, it's hard, isn't it soft?"

Although he didn't understand what was going on, Bai Song still decisively took out the camera he got from Jerry, and decisively took a photo as a souvenir, that's what collectors are like.

After the photo slipped down from under the camera like a chicken laying eggs, Bai Song continued to study this magical billboard.

Don't get me wrong, he didn't pay attention to the above content.

As a person who came to this world to save the world, Bai Song has his own unique way of paying attention.

"Could it be... am I not a normal person?" Bai Song thought while pinching his chin with his right hand while his lower body remained still and his upper body leaned forward.

Just like Gudazi, if he remembers correctly, Gudazi will not be poisoned to death when he is able to pick up girls (especially Quiet Hassan) because he has signed a contract with Mash.

And I also signed a contract with Tom, doesn't it mean that I also have a good chance of getting some cats and tiles from Tom?

Just having such an idea, Bai Song thought more and more that it was possible!

Although the way he summoned Tom is completely different from the way Gudazi and Mash made a contract, but...what if?If he really got Tom's ability, wouldn't his wave take off directly?

The best way to know if you've actually gained some of Tom's or Spike's superpowers is to be... asshole!

Bai Song hesitated for a moment, touched his face which was no longer in pain, and said to himself, "Do you want to try?"

I looked around and confirmed that there was no one around.

"Just try it!"

Nodding his head, Bai Song finally made up his mind, didn't it just hit him once, he hit him once just now, it's not bad for the second time!

"Hiss~ha!" Bai Song took a few steps back, took a few deep breaths, and then sprinted towards the billboard with all his strength!

Bai Song's speed is so fast that it only takes 100 seconds to run 15 meters!

However, during the interval between starting and hitting the billboard completely, there was still enough time for Bai Song to doubt whether he could hit a perfect face on the billboard like before.

However, Bai Song still had some doubts in his heart, and subconsciously felt that it might not be possible, so he could only say that he hoped it would work.

While thinking about it, within a few moments, Bai Song's face hit the billboard head-on!

"Bang!!!" Accompanied by a more violent impact than the previous unintentional impact, Bai Song's face perfectly hit the billboard!

Then...then Bai Song was bounced away, and sat on the ground directly because of the reaction force.

"Aww!!!" After Bai Song let out a haughty cry of pain, he quickly covered his severely injured face with both hands, and now he only felt the burning pain on his face, "It hurts, hurts... "

"What's the matter..." After the pain on his face was relieved, Bai Song looked up at the billboard, only to find that there was nothing new except the face print from before.

Seeing this, Bai Song's eyes suddenly darkened, "Damn, I'm an idiot!"

Standing up silently, pretending nothing happened, he patted the dust on his butt with his hands.

If you look closely at his face, you can see that not only is his face darkened, but his cheeks are even flushed. This is not caused by a collision, it is purely because he feels extremely ashamed of his previous thoughts.

What is the difference between my fantasy that I might have superpowers just now, and the teenagers with the second-year illness in the second-year period?Probably, maybe, maybe not.

Anyway, judging from the practice just now, it is absolutely impossible for me to have any superpowers.

If it was possible, he felt that he was so embarrassed that he could use his toes to dig out three rooms and one living room on the ground.

Fortunately, no one noticed his stupid behavior just now, so he didn't have to worry about someone laughing at him.

However, things are just like Murphy's Law, what is really afraid of.

"Ahahahahahahaha!!!" Just as Bai Song was comforting his weak heart, there was a very familiar laughing sound from the side.

Hearing this voice, Bai Song, who was feeling extremely ashamed, immediately tightened his skin.

Bai Song turned his head resolutely at the speed of light, and looked at the place where the laughing sound came from with a slightly flushed cheek in embarrassment.