The exciting life of becoming a paper man wife

The exciting life of becoming a paper man's wife Author: It has become a figure

Summary:

What should I do if I can’t get my favorite paper man’s wife?Change yourself!

After the transformation, she will have super good looks, hot body, and powerful strength, and compete with all kinds of witches, witches, female sword fairies, and female saints.

The witches of the stars and fate called me my wife when they saw me, and said that I was a close lover who was destined to be with her for a lifetime, and wanted to be happy with me.

The genius sword fairy girl stabbed me with a big sword as soon as she met, saying that I was her love robbery, which would affect the speed of her sword.

The devout female paladin looks noble and glamorous, but she is a perverted jitter in her real face. She likes to be stepped on by me in black silk and scold her with disgusted eyes.

Is this the new life of the paper man's wife?

Is it too exciting?

Chapter 1 Open the door!Delivery!

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Why does the game in this world have to be maintained for so long!

Isn't this a world with supernatural powers?

The game company has made so much money, wouldn't it hire two programmers who are good at magic?

In a community in Los Angeles, Central Plains County of the Great Qin Empire, a young man about 19 years old was lying on the computer desk with a bored face, lazily feeding French fries into his mouth.

The young man's name is He Dan, who grew up in an orphanage.Follow the dean's surname He, and he is very courageous, so he has this name.

However, He is courageous not because of the iron head, but because he has a secret: he is a reincarnated person from another earth dynasty, and has a complete memory of his previous life.

Many dangerous behaviors for children are of course not worth mentioning for adults.

He Dan is not an ambitious person. He chose to lie flat in his previous life, and he intends to continue to be a happy dead house in this life.

It was helpless to lie flat in the previous life. Speaking of which, He Dan also graduated from 985 with a monthly salary of [-].

This income sounds like a lot, but it can't even buy a half-square-meter house in a big city.

If you want to date and marry a prettier girl, people will ask you to have a car and a house, pocket money every month, and no housework or work.

But as long as you don't want to get married, you can still live comfortably with He Dan's income.

The fact is the same, he spent a very happy life with his parents in a small third-tier city.

The Great Qin Empire reincarnated in this life is even more of an otaku paradise.

The joint development of science and technology and fairy art has made the Great Qin Empire extremely rich in productivity, the prices of various living materials are extremely low, and the social welfare is frighteningly good.

It can be said this way: as long as you are lucky enough to be born in the Great Qin Empire and abide by the law and do not cause trouble, then even if you don't study or work, you can live a comfortable life without worrying about food, clothing and shelter.

Wouldn't it be a pity that such good material conditions would no longer be a house for a lifetime?

He Dan thought so, and did so.

After leaving the orphanage at the age of 18, he has been living a dead house life in a house allocated by the empire.

Today, He Dan's favorite game needs a major version update, and the maintenance time is relatively long. He has been waiting all morning and now he is impatient.

It's tolerable not being able to explore new maps and experience new plots, but the new character He Dan who is about to be installed can't wait for a second.

That is the most popular character in the current plot of the entire game.

At first glance, they seem ordinary, they are the standard three-black beautiful girls: night-like long black hair hanging down the waist, black college uniforms with pleated skirts, and black girls who make countless men dream about it at a glance. silk pantyhose.

People with this appearance are very common in Two-dimensional works, so at the beginning game players didn't pay much attention to her.

But with the development of the plot, her popularity soared faster than the rocket.

Awesome goblins, tormenting little devils, and dependable good wives.

She is clearly dressed tightly, but every frown and smile is full of soul-stirring.

But she is not lewd, coquettish but not cheap, she likes to flirt and tease people, but she is serious and reliable at critical moments, and she is very handsome every time she saves the protagonist.

How could such a character not be popular?

Even before it was installed in the card pool, countless players licked the screen and called her wife every day.

Now she is about to be officially launched... Rich players have to wear out the card pool for her, and ordinary players have to hand over all their inventory on her.

Of course, He Dan is no exception. He has hoarded resources for more than half a year just for today!

Hey, it would be great if the server could be opened in advance...

He Dan stared at the countdown to the end of maintenance on the computer screen, his eyes a little hazy.

He used to play some other games to pass the time during maintenance, but now his favorite game wife is about to go online, and he has no strength to do anything.

For example, He Dan didn't want to answer the doorbell that had rang for several minutes.

Anyway, I have no family or friends in my life, and I haven’t done any online shopping recently... Nine out of ten people who ring the doorbell are advertising sales, or they are looking for the wrong door.

For advertising sales, just pretend that there is no one in the house, and those who find the wrong door will call themselves, and no matter who they are, they should leave soon.

But now the doorbell has been ringing for almost 10 minutes, and there is still no plan to stop.

"...Who~~?"

He Dan had no choice but to stand up lazily, walked to the door with a wobble, and looked out through the small hole on the anti-theft door while asking.

Then he immediately came alive.

What a beautiful babe...

The long golden hair is as dazzling as the noon sun, the fair skin is like milk, and the hot figure with bumps makes people don't know where to look first.

Her clothes are also a little weird:

On the head is a pointed round hat, and on the body is a low-cut sleeveless suspender dress with a short front and a long back.

The back of the skirt was so long that it was close to the calf, but the front was so short that you could almost see the fat times.

On her straight and slender legs are a pair of black silk suspenders and net stockings, and on her feet are classical half-height boots.

This outfit...why does she look like a witch from the west world?

He Dan was stunned for a moment, and suddenly broke out in a cold sweat.

He suddenly came to his senses... This world is different from his previous life. Supernatural creatures such as fairies and witches do exist.

He quickly retracted his gaze, took two steps back slowly, picked up the mobile phone on the table, and then loudly questioned the door again:

"Who the hell are you? I don't know you!"

"I... I'm just here to deliver food to you, sir~~."

The timid voice came quickly, it was soft and pleasant to the ear, and it also carried an inexplicable temptation that made people always think in that direction.

It really is a witch!How can a normal girl be so attractive?

He Dan swallowed, quickly input four numbers on the phone, and press and hold the call button to ensure that the number can be dialed at any time.

This behavior seemed to give him a lot of confidence, and his voice hardened:

"I've never ordered takeaway! You must have found the wrong person!"

"...Are you Mr. He Dan?"

The voice outside the door is still soft and sweet:

"Your two favorite dishes are Garlic Xiaoqinglong and Steamed Red Dongxing, right? The takeaway I gave you are these two~~ Don't you want to try it? You haven't had lunch yet, Right?"

Gudong.

He Dan swallowed the saliva that almost flowed out again.

Those two dishes are indeed his favorites... He has loved them since his previous life.

And he really hasn't had lunch yet... he's even hungrier now.

This is all a witch's trick!Don't be fooled!I'm an adult with two lifetimes of memory, not one of those silly boys who are tempted and die.

Never open the door to a witch!

However, He Dan had just made up his mind when he suddenly discovered:

The witch has already used the wall penetration technique to walk in!

Chapter 2 Destined Intimate Lover

"Sure enough, it's as fate has shown: you are very wary, my wife~~."

The witch did not regard herself as an outsider at all, and while winking at He Dan, she took out two dishes from the incubator and put them on the table.

The seductive winking eyes and the alluring aroma struck together, and the double breadth of vision and smell made He Dan dizzy, and he almost couldn't even hold his cell phone firmly.

Fortunately, the witch didn't take any further action, just watched him regain consciousness with a smile.

He Dan only felt that his whole body was drenched in cold sweat in an instant. He didn't even think about why the witch called him his wife, so he immediately raised his mobile phone in front of him:

"Don't come here... No, leave my house immediately! You should know this number, right?"

The number to be dialed on the mobile phone is exactly [2233].

Call [233] for help when encountering natural disasters, call [332] for protection when encountering bandits, and call [2233] if you encounter supernatural forces and want to save your life. This is common sense in the Great Qin Empire.

"Don't, don't, don't...don't call. I'm just a delicate witch of fate. I make a living by divination for the future, but I can't offend the demon slayers of the Great Qin Empire."

The witch was obviously a little apprehensive about He Dan's cell phone, and quickly stepped back a few steps, but did not leave the house, but smiled sweetly at He Dan:

"But I really don't mean anything... How can you trust me, wife?"

"Wife?"

It was only then that He Dan noticed this strange name belatedly, and showed doubts on his face:

"I'm a big man, you actually call me wife?"

"Big man? Haha~~."

The witch gave a coquettish laugh, and took another meaningful look at He Dan's lower body:

"Then you should cherish your last time as a big man... Some things are lost and never come back~~."

"you……!"

He Dan, who heard the deep meaning in the witch's words, showed anger, and raised his mobile phone to demonstrate again:

"You, a witch, dare to curse me! What a snake-hearted man! You'd better leave quickly, or I will really call the Demon Slayer!"

"Okay, okay... I was wrong, sorry, okay?"

The witch looked helpless, frowned and thought for a while, and then made a gesture of swearing:

"Let's do this... I, Elena Rose, swear to the starry sky and fate that I will never do any harm to He Gan. If I break this oath, my spiritual veins will be severed and my magic power will be lost!

Now you should believe that I am not malicious, right?I have taken the Witch's Oath, and I have made a promise to my path of magic, which cannot be broken.Even if you haven't seen it, you should have heard of it, right? "

"The witch's oath..."

He Dan breathed a sigh of relief, and slowly put down his phone. He had indeed heard of the witch's oath.

"That's right... Although I will inevitably have to deal with the Monster Slayers frequently in the future, but now I am not a family member of the Monster Slayers, and I sneaked into the Great Qin Empire. If they catch them, I will be finished."

The witch also relaxed, and sat down at the table very familiarly, and pointed to another chair to invite He Dan:

"Come on, let's sit and eat and talk. You should be hungry and confused, right?"

Gululu~~.

He Dan still wanted to speak harshly, but his stomach began to protest loudly.

With the witch's oath as a constraint, coupled with the intimidation of Daqin Demon Slayer, he felt that this witch named Elena would really not hurt him.

But it was the first time in two lives that he was sitting with such a beautiful girl, which still made He Dan a little nervous.

It wasn't until he killed two small garlic dragons in a row that He Dan spoke again amidst Eileen's weird smile staring straight at him:

"You know my name, and what I like to eat, which means that you really know me... But why don't I have any impression of you? And what do you mean by calling me my wife? What's the point of you coming to me today? The purpose? Could it be that you really came to deliver food to me?"