The exciting life of becoming a paper man wife

"You don't need to teach me how to do things, Zuoshi."

The eunuch-like voice suddenly turned cold:

"I will handle my own affairs properly!"

"I just kindly reminded the high priest... People who have underestimated the Great Qin Empire since ancient times have never ended well. Since the high priest is so confident, then just treat me as meddling in my own business."

The maid raised her eyebrows angrily, and immediately stopped the transmission of magic power and interrupted the communication.

"...What an arrogant fellow."

The maid sighed and put the badge away again, while thinking:

"Arrogance is the first of the Seven Deadly Sins. Arrogant people will often suffer quickly... Although it is a pity to lose a rare technical talent, it is still necessary to find the next high priest..."

. . . . .

After Yang Xu's case, Elena hadn't participated in He Dan's live broadcast for several days because of the rising hostility of the people towards the federation.

She didn't even go to Demon Slaying Division, she just read books and practiced at home every day, or taught Xuemiao some strange knowledge.

In the evening of that day, He Dan, who had finished his day's work (touched fish for a day), did not go home immediately, but came to the mall in downtown Los Angeles, planning to buy some popular desserts for Elena to take back.

The business of this dessert shop is very hot, and normally you have to queue for about half an hour to buy it.

Fortunately, the store manager is a loyal fan of He Dan, and every time He Dan comes to buy desserts, he will be taken care of.

Not only do you never have to queue, but you can often buy ten desserts for only one price.

He Dan was a little embarrassed at the beginning, until she found out that because of her patronage, the business of the dessert shop was much better than before, and then she enjoyed it with peace of mind.

"Is it still the same? Young lady?" the clerk asked with a sweet smile.

"Well, it's still the same."

Although the other party is obviously older than himself, He Dan has long been used to this address, and nodded generously.

"Give."

The clerk with at least five years of work experience was very quick, and it didn't take long to hand over a large bag of desserts to He Dan:

"Welcome to visit next time~~ Miss Sister."

"Well, bye bye... ah!"

Just as He Dan was about to say goodbye and leave after receiving the dessert, he suddenly felt a chill on his chest, as if he had been touched by a soft little hand.

Chapter 171 The Resentful Tentacle Princess

who?Who even dares to harass me! ?

He Dan looked around furiously, but did not find any suspicious targets.

Not only that, the other people who were queuing up to buy desserts also looked at He Dan from amazement to weirdness.

what's the situation?

He Dan was stunned for a moment, and immediately lowered his head to check, only to find that an envelope had been inserted into the snow-white valley at his neckline!

... What the hell are you doing!People's breasts are not mailboxes!

He Dan was even more ashamed and annoyed, but also secretly startled.

Who the hell is the master who actually planted something in her chest without anyone noticing?

Ignoring the strange eyes of the onlookers any longer, He Dan jumped far away with a push of his calf, and came to the outskirts far away from the city within a few breaths.

After confirming that the civilians would not be affected even if a battle broke out here, she took the envelope from her chest and opened it while maintaining her vigilance.

[Long time no see, miss me?Could it be that after having a girlfriend, Miss Sister will forget about me?I'm still thinking about Miss Sister's taste~~.Tomorrow at ten o'clock in the morning, Liufeng Huixue Playground in the south of Los Angeles, see you there~~. 】

It turned out to be her...

Seeing the familiar handwriting, He Dan finally patted his chest lightly and let out a sigh of relief.

Speaking of which... It's been a while since I saw [Jin Nang Fairy], and I haven't thanked him enough for saving my life last time... It seems that I can't go tomorrow.

It's just that the meeting place will be an amusement park... Is this a date?

Cheating in love?Affair?Have a tryst by heart?

What will happen to sorry Elena?

He Dan quickly started to think wildly, and even his body started to feel hot.

Having grown up on the same piece of land in different worlds for two lifetimes, He Dan is quite conservative, believing that love and marriage must be single-minded.

Now that I have Elena, I shouldn't be having affairs with other women.

But the more so, the more tempting the stimulating feeling of doing something bad.

He Dan just thought about it for a while, and found that the black silk between his legs was slightly wet.

clap clap clap!

She quickly patted her face, suppressed all of Qi Nian, and set off to go home.

The strong airflow when moving at high speed finally made He Dan fully awake, and suppressed all the messy thoughts in his head deep in his heart.

However, as soon as he landed in the yard, the five tentacle girls entangled excitedly, using their tentacles to lick the unknown water stains on the black silk of He Dan's panties.

"Huh?~~...No way!"

He Dan immediately pressed down on the skirt, screaming coquettishly and threw all the tentacles aside.

The Tentacle Girls didn't want to give up at this point, and quickly regrouped and posted towards He Dan together.

But just like the tentacle girl can completely defeat the witch, He Dan, a fighter who is good at strength and speed, can completely restrain the tentacle girl.

With a wave of her hands, she grasped all the tentacles skillfully, tied them into knots, and threw all the tentacle girls back into the nutrient solution in the swimming pool.

"Don't make trouble! After making trouble again, you don't want rewards!"

"Guji~~."

Only then did the tentacle girls spit bubbles obediently, and after trying to untie the knot in the tentacles, they continued to play with the dolls that looked like two blonde sisters.

"What a headache for pets..."

Only then did He Dan walk towards the villa, and hugged Elena who was standing in front of the door and looked at her with a smile all the time:

"I'm back, dear~~."

"Work hard, my wife~~. Come... give me a kiss~~."

Googoogoogoogoogoo...

Si~~ha~~.

The two kissed for a long time before separating their lips, but their pink tongues were exposed, as if they were used to coexisting with each other, and they were a little reluctant to part with each other.

The eyes of the five tentacle princesses in the swimming pool not far away were full of envy, and the two artificial dolls who were playing seemed to be dull all of a sudden.

"Mmm~~ Really, they seem to be less and less afraid of me."

He Dan glared fiercely at the tentacle girls, and complained to Elena with some dissatisfaction:

"It seems that we need to find an opportunity to teach them a good lesson to establish my master's authority."

"That means they like you more and more, my wife~~."

Elena giggled:

"Who told you that you promised to reward them well last time, but you were only willing to play with them with your mouth, hands, and feet, but you didn't touch the key places at all? Of course they will complain!"

"Hey!"

He Dan put his hands on his hips a little angrily:

"Obviously she is your wife...why do you seem to want to see me being played by Tentacle Princess? Do you have any special hobbies, Elena?"

"Not at all!"

Elena immediately gave He Dan a blank look:

"I'm just talking about objective facts... It's a shame for a wife who secretly changes concepts!"

"Hey hey hey..."

He Dan immediately passed the test with a silly smile, and then reached under the skirt, and took out the big bag of desserts from the storage leg ring like a treasure:

"There is a gift... Do you like it, my dear?"

"I knew you were the best, wife!"

Chirp!Elena hugged He Dan again and kissed him hard, before calling into the house:

"Snow Meow?"

"Here comes meow!"

Ding Ding Dang Dang~~.

A girl wearing a pink sleeveless skirt-style maid outfit, wearing cat ears and a bell on her head immediately ran out dexterously:

"What are your orders, master~~?"

This young girl, who used to be a female high school student by chance and became similar to He Dan's descendants, has been completely raised by Elena to be a well-behaved and obedient cat maid.

"Take these desserts out of the box, put them on a plate and put them on the table, I'm going to have them tonight."

Elena handed all the desserts that He Dan brought back to Xuemiao, and gave orders to Xuemiao like a real hostess.

"Follow Meow!"

Xuemiao obediently took the dessert bag, turned and ran to the kitchen.

"……have to say."

He Dan, who saw this scene in his eyes, sighed slightly:

"Although my dear, you have raised Xuemiao in a wrong way, but the effect is indeed obvious... Her intelligence is much stronger than before."

"No, Xuemiao is actually very smart, and should still maintain the IQ of a high school student."

Elena shook her head:

"It's just that she was in a state of lust before, and it was difficult to maintain her sanity. After I sealed her excess desire with magic, she learned everything very quickly...

Now the difference between Snow Meow and a real human girl is some knowledge and common sense.

After a while, let's find a school for Xuemiao to attend...Compared with us teaching her, she can learn faster only by letting her get in touch with the society. "

"Huh? Let Xuemiao go to school?"

He Dan opened his mouth slightly:

"Are you kidding me, dear? Xuemiao is obviously not a human anymore...Let her go to school, what should I do if there is danger?"

Chapter 172 You have to be careful with her

"It's not as dangerous as your wife thinks..."

Elena smiled lightly and said:

"Although Xuemiao was infused with a lot of energy by you, most of it dissipated as her physical desires were vented. Few of them were really absorbed and transformed by her... So apart from her slightly stronger physique than ordinary people Besides, there is nothing capable of causing danger.

As for the fact that she's not human...it's nothing to be surprised about.

Most supernatural beings today are actually as thoroughly integrated into human society as we witches are.

If you don't believe my wife, you can check the files of Monster Killer, and you will find that most schools have a few monster students who have legally registered with Monster Killer. "

"Yes... is it?"

He Dan nodded suspiciously:

"If this is the case, then it's not impossible to let Xuemiao go to school."

After eating dinner together and taking a bath, it was time for the fragrant night battle.

Perhaps it was because he felt a little guilty about going on a date with the [Gift Fairy] tomorrow, but He Dan performed extraordinarily hot this night, satisfying all the poses and movements Elena wanted to play.

It wasn't until the clouds gathered and the rain rested that the two hugged each other tightly and were about to fall asleep, then Elena smiled lightly and said something in He Dan's ear that almost made her jump out of bed: