The exciting life of becoming a paper man wife

Suddenly her eyes turned red, she hid behind He Dan with a face full of fear, pointed at the fairy sword in He Dan's hand, and said tremblingly:

"My wife~~...the little goblin you provoked outside is so vicious! She really wanted to kill her just now, so you have to make decisions for her~~"

"……I know."

He Dan also had a sudden change of heart, and soon figured out what kind of tricks Little Sword Fairy was playing.

She shook the fairy sword [Xuan Yin] with her fingers:

"Stop pretending... come out quickly! You didn't go back to the mountain at all this morning, but used the technique of combining human and sword to hide in the sword and followed me all the time. At that time, the sword light was just a cover, right?"

... More than 20 seconds passed, but the fairy sword [Xuan Yin] did not respond.

"You still want to play dead with me? Hmph, I don't believe you can keep pretending!"

He Dan sneered, and clamped the hilt of the fairy sword [Xuan Yin] with his legs, and at the same time stretched out his tongue to lick the ice-white blade.

The Immortal Sword [Xuan Yin] immediately trembled a few times, but quickly regained its composure, as if it was holding back.

However, as He Dan kept rubbing his legs on the hilt of the sword and smearing the blade all over with saliva, someone hidden in the sword finally couldn't stand it anymore.

brush!

A white light flashed, and the red-faced Little Sword Fairy finally appeared:

"Shameless! Shameless! Shameless! You are a shameless woman! How can you be so sensual about this sword!? I won't let you go!"

"Won't you let me go? Hmph, you'd better think about how to let me let you go!"

He Dan grabbed Xiao Jianxian's left foot and pulled her hard, pulling her under him, and raised his fist to stare at her condescendingly:

"Tell me! Why did you kill Elena? She is my favorite woman! How dare you kill Elena like that... Don't think that I will let you go easily if you slept with me for one night!"

"I need an explanation for killing her!?"

Xiao Jianxian was also very stubborn, and even puffed out her chest confidently:

"Since ancient times... it's only natural for women to kill their rivals in love! Otherwise, why do you think I would hide in the fairy sword and follow you? Just to find her out and kill her!

What's wrong with me just wanting to kill her?If you have the ability, you just punch me to death?You are a big heartless bastard! "

Chapter 227 Beating You to Death

"you……!"

He Dan stared, gritted his teeth, and clenched his fists.

She grabbed Xiao Jianxian's collar and stared at her angrily for a while, but still couldn't make a move.

After all, she is a woman who has been lingering all night... And to be honest, He Dan still has a good impression of Xiao Jianxian, but she and Elena have a deeper relationship.

"Why, can't you do it?"

Seeing He Dan like this, Little Sword Fairy made more progress and became even more arrogant.

She pushed He Dan's shoulder twice hard, but she couldn't break free, so she had to speak nonsense:

"Since you don't have the heart to kill me, then let me go quickly! I'm not afraid to tell you, I won't give up so easily!

One day, I will kill that woman, break your legs, take you back to the mountain, and marry me under the witness of Master! ……ah! "

"It's still exciting, isn't it!?"

He Dan really couldn't do it, but it didn't mean there was no other way.

She turned her fists into claws again, and grabbed Xiao Jianxian fiercely, and continued to use force after grabbing, as if she was going to catch Xiao Jianxian to death.

Under the pain, Xiao Jianxian didn't want to be outdone, opened his mouth to bite He Dan's hand, and tore her face with his hands.

The two masters who once caused Qingyao Mountain to collapse into a landslide completely messed up Eileen's bed in the blink of an eye.

Although Xiao Jianxian has a fierce attitude, he is far behind He Dan in terms of physical fitness.

Even though she scratched, bit and kicked, and used all the available parts of her body, He Dan still pressed her firmly on the bed very quickly, unable to move.

So she could only raise her face again, mocking with her mouth:

"Come on? Kill me if you have the ability? Or invade me like a beast? Otherwise, as long as I, Concubine Mu Yue, will never let you go!"

"you……!"

He Dan was itchy from anger.

She really wanted to give Xiao Jianxian a hard time, so that Xiao Jianxian could only beg for mercy like last night.

But after glancing at Eileen who was watching forcefully, He Dan still forcibly suppressed this idea.

To penetrate another woman in front of a woman?

Even if it is nominally helping the other party to vent their anger, this is definitely an act of causing death.

But if he can neither fight nor penetrate... what should he do with Little Sword Immortal now?He Dan became distressed.

Little Sword Fairy also seemed to have guessed what He Dan was thinking, so she became more confident, constantly mocking He Dan, and even provoked Elena from time to time.

Facing Little Sword Fairy's madness, Elena was completely indifferent.

She even made a pot of tea and took a plate of cakes after getting dressed, looking like she was watching a play.

Even if He Dan looked at her for help, she still smiled without saying a word, and only replied with her eyes:

[I believe you can handle it well, my wife, come on~~. 】

He Dan could only grit his teeth and continue to think, searching Ru Hai's memory for experience that could be used for reference.

Suddenly...some plots that are very common in episodes flashed across his mind, making He Dan's eyes brighten.

Although this method was somewhat shameless, she couldn't think of a more suitable one.

"...What? Are you finally making up your mind to attack me? You heartless bastard!"

As if seeing something in He Dan's eyes, Xiao Jianxian shrank his head subconsciously, but immediately raised his chest higher:

"Then you come here! It's the same sentence... If you have the ability, you can beat me to death!"

"Huh heh heh~~."

He Dan gave a strange laugh, and turned Xiao Jianxian's body completely, making her lie face down with her buttocks up.

"I really can't beat you to death...but I can beat you to death!"

Snapped!

After He Dan finished speaking, he slapped Xiao Jianxian on the small buttocks wrapped in white silk.

"Woo!"

Xiao Jianxian couldn't help but let out a coquettish cry, and immediately became a little panicked:

"You, you, you... what do you want to do? Don't, don't...don't mess around...ah?~~!"

Clap clap clap!

He Dan didn't care about Xiao Jianxian's begging for mercy, she used her hands alternately, patting on Xiao Jianxian's buttocks like drums.

Different from ordinary spanking, He Dan not only used the flirting methods learned from Bai Shishi, but also attached a lot of magic power borrowed from Elena to his palms.

An innocent girl who cleans up every day, and she has just been eaten dry and wiped off her food marrow to know her taste.

Little Sword Immortal couldn't bear this, it didn't take long before she moaned constantly from being slapped, her eyes rolled up and her tongue stuck out of her mouth, and the white strands on her legs were also full of moisture.

"Hehehe...what little sword fairy...it turns out that he is a pervert who will go after being spanked!"

Only then did He Dan heave a sigh of relief. While mocking, he continued to slap with one hand, and picked up the phone with the other hand, completely recording the scene where he taught Xiao Jianxian a lesson.

After He Dan stopped for a long time, Xiao Jianxian finally came back to his senses.

She raised the fairy sword in shame and anger, and slashed at He Dan.

"You...you bastard! I'm going to kill you!"

However, this sword is just a slash... There is no sharp sword light, and there is no icy chill.

Of course, this kind of attack has no effect on He Dan... or rather, it is throwing himself into his arms.

The fact is also the same, He Dan just smiled and stretched out his hand to pinch the rushing little sword fairy, and the little sword fairy immediately fell to the ground softly.

"You look good on me!"

Not only that, but He Dan took advantage of the victory to pursue and pinched Xiao Jianxian's chin with his hand so that she could see his mobile phone clearly.

clap clap clap~~

"Ah?~~! Ah?~~! Ah?~~! Ah?~~!"

The embarrassing look he had when he was spanked just now immediately appeared in front of Xiao Jianxian.

"No!"

Xiao Jianxian yelled in shame, his eyes flashed coldly, and He Dan's cell phone was cut into pieces.

"Oh, it's useless~~."

He Dan didn't care, and quickly took out a spare phone, and continued to play to Xiao Jianxian:

"This video has been uploaded to the private cloud by me, and you cannot destroy it."

"You!...What on earth do you want!?" Xiao Jianxian yelled almost collapsed.

"Don't be like this... I'm actually very kind."

He Dan hugged Xiao Jianxian into his arms, and stroked her back as if comforting:

"As long as you promise not to trouble Elena again, this video will always be a secret, and no fourth person will ever see it again... Whoops!"

"I'll bite you to death! I'll bite you to death! I'll bite you to death!"

Xiao Jianxian suddenly started to bite on He Dan like crazy:

"It turns out that all of this...you are still for that woman! How can I not compare to her? Is it because she knew you earlier than me?"

"This……"

He Dan hesitated for a moment, smiled wryly and said:

"You're a good girl, I'm an asshole... sorry! I really can't marry you."

"...I won't give up!"

Xiao Jianxian pushed He Dan away, picked up the fairy sword [Xuan Yin] and went to the window:

"Since you won't let me do anything to her... well, just wait, one day I will completely defeat you, a heartless bastard, and take you back to the mountain after cutting off your hands and feet, hmph!"

Chapter 228 Big chest and small eyes

"She should have really gone back to the mountain this time..."

After Xiao Jianxian said those words, she opened the window and flew away. Elena walked to the window and looked at it for a while, and said this to He Dan while closing the window.

He Dan was in a daze with a wry smile on his face all the time, and now he was leaning against the head of the bed, staring at the void as if he was dumbfounded, completely unresponsive to Elena's words.

"What's the matter? Wife?"

Seeing this, Elena quickly stuck to He Dan's side, and kissed her very tenderly:

"Reluctant to let her go?"

"...that's not it."

He Dan shook his head, clutching his chest tightly with his right hand:

"I just feel... I really seem to be a bit too scumbag for her, and my conscience hurts. Am I really a scumbag who starts messing around and abandons? My dear?"

Of course you treat those goblins as badly as possible!

Eileen was actually very happy in her heart, but she knew that she couldn't gloat now, on the contrary, she had to be more magnanimous.

"How can you blame your wife? If you want to blame, you can only blame me~~."

Elena kissed the corner of He Dan's mouth lightly again, and comforted him softly:

"It's my wife who loves me so much that you do such a scumbag... Actually, my wife, you are not a scumbag at all. It should be said that you are a good woman with principles."

"Yes...is that so?"