The exciting life of becoming a paper man wife

"It's so troublesome~~..."

He Dan curled his lips, seemingly reluctant, but he had no choice but to agree.

After all, there is a high probability that he will spend his days in the demon slaying division in the future, so it is not good to disobey orders for the first time.

But He Dan was a bit unwilling to spare the life of the humanoid shark, and soon she rolled her eyes and showed a smirk:

"In order to ensure the safety of the return journey, I feel that it is necessary to do something about it."

After speaking, without waiting for Sister Yin to agree, He Dan walked up to the head of the big humanoid shark, opened its mouth roughly, then pinched its teeth with his hands, and finally broke it hard...

"Damn stinky shark... I'll let you bite my leg! I'll let you eat my limited edition dress! And my pantyhose and boots! I'll break all your teeth!"

Chapter 24 It's amazing to be beautiful!

Under Sister Yin's dumbfounded eyes, He Dan cursed and struck out, and quickly smashed all the teeth of the humanoid shark, and kicked it unconscious.

Then a new problem arises: how to transport this big guy back?

The humanoid shark is more than ten meters tall when fully upright, and its body after biotechnology transformation is also extremely dense, weighing close to a hundred tons.

Even a humanoid reactor like He Dan, which uses nuclear fusion as its source of power, can be thrown around for fun, and the double-decker yacht cannot be towed at all.

It's not impossible to call the Monster Slayer to send a big ship to pick him up, but it will take at least a dozen hours, and He Dan is unwilling to stay in the smelly pirate's lair for so long.

They had no choice but to turn to the former local snake here—the captain of the yacht, to see if he had any better plans.

After receiving the news that the yacht had been docked, the captain landed on the island and walked around the humanoid shark twice, and really proposed a plan:

"Since the two adults already know about my origin, I will tell you directly.

A group of pirates who used to have a good relationship with me are active in the sea not far from this island.They have a big ship in hand, which is enough to transport this monster back to Daqin. "

"But even if they had a good relationship with you, they certainly wouldn't help in vain, right?"

Sister Yin asked calmly:

"What do we need to pay?"

"It's just a bunch of pirates, they will be willing to help."

He Dan waved his small fist angrily, not at all concealing his distaste for pirates:

"Let me go 'talk' to them!"

"Don't, Missy."

The captain suddenly smiled wryly:

"They are very weak in front of you, but they are all bloody. With your negotiation style, I am afraid that few of them will be alive after the negotiation."

"That's right~~."

He Dan put his hands on his hips and said nonchalantly:

"We can take the boat back and drive it ourselves...Uncle, you should be able to drive it?"

"..."

The captain was silent for several seconds this time, and his voice was very helpless:

"I know that these scum who believe in demon gods give you a bad impression of pirates, but not all pirates are so bad.

For example, the group of pirates I just mentioned, they are very disciplined, even if they rob, they always only take part of the property and do not hurt others.

Moreover, many of them had ancestors from Daqin, but they had to leave Daqin for various reasons, and lived in this buffer zone where no one cares.

If there is a chance to turn over a new leaf, I believe they will be willing to start a new life. "

"Even if they haven't hurt anyone, it's wrong to steal people's money!"

He Dan still pouted:

"Furthermore, the benefits of our Great Qin Empire are so good, who would want to leave their hometown as a normal person? Their ancestors must have committed illegal and disciplined things in the country, so they fled with their families! After all, they are not a group of snakes, rats, rats and ants! "

The captain's smile was even more bitter, and a little self-deprecating.

He knew that it would be impossible to persuade He Dan to change his views on pirates, so he could only turn his pleading eyes to Sister Yin.

The captain himself was lucky enough to get to know Lao Kuan, a noble man, who was able to clean up his crimes. If possible, he would like to help his former brothers again.

"Okay, don't embarrass Miss Yin anymore, I agree with your uncle and your plan."

But He Dan took the initiative to back away at this time, and waved his hand:

"Let's talk about the specific trading plan. This big shark won't wake up for a while. I want to go back to the yacht to take a shower and change clothes."

"This child..."

After lovingly watching He Dan go away, Sister Yin shook her head slightly, contacted the pirates under the introduction of the captain, and started bargaining.

The smooth negotiation was a bit unexpected, and the two sides quickly reached a consensus.

After learning that they could help Demon Slayer, the group of pirates agreed almost without hesitation, without making any demands.

In the end, it was the yacht captain who couldn't stand it anymore, so he personally reminded his former brothers, telling them that this was a good opportunity to abandon the dark and turn to the bright.

The other party is so forthright, of course Yinjie can't be too stingy, after all, she is representing the Great Qin Empire's Demon Slayer.

After thinking for a while, and talking to Lao Kuan on the phone, Sister Yin promised the pirates:

"The Demon Slayer will send someone to thoroughly investigate your piracy in the past few years. As long as you have not done anything harmful and successfully completed this mission, you will have a chance to return to the Great Qin Empire and become a An opportunity for the people of Great Qin."

"Yeah! Awesome!"

Cheers of joy came from the other end of the communicator, and the voice of the pirate leader was a little choked:

"My lord, don't worry! Even in the most difficult time, we have not snatched Daqin's ship. It was pure helplessness for our ancestors to be reduced to this point. Now that we have the opportunity to return to Daqin, we will be loyal to the empire!"

This group of pirates, known locally as the [Red Wolf], quickly rushed to the small island and used their large ship with a displacement of nearly [-] tons to load the humanoid shark on board.

"and many more!"

Seeing the completion of loading, the pirates wanted to anchor and leave, but He Dan suddenly stopped.

Standing on the bow of the boat with her hands on her hips, she looked like an official lady and began to order:

"This group of Dravidian pirates who believe in the demon god Hetes is very strange. They are obviously poor and can only wear shorts, but they have all standard weapons and even tanks.

The biological modification technology and black magic blood sacrifice technique on that humanoid shark are obviously not what a group of black, poor and ugly pirates should have... They have suddenly risen in the past two years.

I very much suspect that there are other black hands behind this group of scumbags. You all search the island carefully to see if you can find any clues.

Miss Ben wants to see that big shark in person, so she won't go with you... I don't think this island is too dirty, do you understand?

Once you understand, go to work quickly! "

[Red Wolf] The members of the pirate group immediately looked at each other in blank dismay... They didn't know He Dan, and they couldn't understand the condescending tone.

Although it is a rare opportunity to whitewash, the pirates are also bloody.

They came to help this time according to the deal, not to be slaves. What happened to this beautiful girl who was looking at them with disgust like a bug?

How beautiful is she?

A few pirates who were more irritable wanted to vent, but were stopped by the captain of the yacht with sharp eyesight and quick hands.

The captain of the yacht spent a lot of rhetoric before convincing the former brothers to obey He Dan's order.

Although many pirates are still a little dissatisfied with He Dan's attitude, but after thinking about it carefully, the one who is looking at her with a trash expression on her face is a super beautiful woman...

It seems a little cool too?

Looks pretty, really amazing!

Chapter 25 No future troubles

As a pirate, searching for treasure is a basic skill.

No matter the wardrobe under the bed or the secret passage in the mezzanine, as long as there is money hidden, it will be discovered by pirates with a keen sense of smell.

But even such a professional [Red Wolf] pirate group failed to find any normal property on this small island.

This group of Dravidian pirates who believed in demon gods was very poor. They ate only dry wild fruits and sea fish without any seasoning. They wore only underpants and couldn't even find a pair of decent shoes.

But they're also rich in a way...

[Red Wolf] The pirate group found a large number of weapons and ammunition on the island, including pistols, automatic rifles, individual rockets, mobile anti-aircraft guns and main battle tanks.

If these arms could be sold at the black market price, the money obtained would be enough to feed and clothe hundreds of Dravidians for 20 years, and there was no need to become pirates at all.

But they were pirates anyway, and pirates of the worst kind.

Unless these Dravidians are fools, there is only one possibility... There is another black hand behind this incident, and the Dravidian pirates are just cannon fodder and abandoned children.

"Take some of these weapons back to see if you can find clues, and send the rest to the black market to sell for money. You four, I six, understand?"

"Yes, my lord!"

Sister Yin calmly opened her mouth to share the spoils, and the [Red Wolf] pirate group also agreed.

"This……"

He Dan was a little speechless:

"We just embezzled the pirates' stolen goods like this? Wouldn't that be bad?"

"What's wrong?"

Sister Yin gave He Dan a strange look:

"These are our trophies. According to the laws of Daqin, as long as a part is paid according to the proportion of personal income tax, the rest can be taken legally. Don't you know Dandan?"

"Uh... I really don't know."

He Dan sneered twice, and hastily raised his hand in Sister Yin's annoyed eyes to promise:

"I know I was wrong! When I go back, I must study hard and play less games, and strive to become a qualified member of Demon Slayer as soon as possible!"

"Hmph~~, this is more or less..."

Sister Yin crossed her arms and gave He Dan an angry look:

"I was negligent before. I only focused on teaching you how to control power. I didn't expect you to be so bad at learning related knowledge... Didn't Xiao Kuankuan give you a lot of information?"

"This is..."

He Dan's eyes wandered, his fists clashed in front of his chest, and his thumbs kept touching:

"People just read the events in those files as novels, and almost didn't touch the knowledge and regulations about demon slaying..."

"You girl..."

Sister Yin stroked He Dan's hair angrily:

"Make up lessons! Make up lessons as soon as you go back! I will supervise you personally!"

"Hey~~~~?"

"Two adults!"

Just as he was talking, a [Red Wolf] pirate suddenly ran over:

"We found some special... things, I'm afraid you have to go and see for yourself how to deal with them."

"Something special?"

He Dan's eyes lit up.

Isn't this a good opportunity to escape Yinjie's preaching?She nodded immediately:

"Go, take us to see!"

[Red Wolf] The pirates led them around several turns in the rocky pile with the most complex terrain on the island, before they found a hidden hole and got in.

This burrow should have been quite small, but more than half of it collapsed in the aftermath of the previous battle between He Dan and the humanoid shark, and there were still several unlucky bodies of Dravidians who were smashed to death.

In the other half of the cave that was still intact, there were about a hundred living Dravidians curled up together, staring at He Dan and the others with eyes full of viciousness and hatred.

Unlike the young and middle-aged male pirates killed by He Dan, these Dravidians were all old women and children...

Things are indeed a little difficult.

According to international practice, no matter how heinous the group is, it will basically be lenient in dealing with the elderly, weak, women and children.