The exciting life of becoming a paper man wife

He only gave me one day, if I absent from work again innocently..."

"Then he can at most teach you a lesson, can he still expel you?"

Elena curled her lips, and once again showed the kind of resentful eyes that would make He Dan feel guilty:

"Besides, you can spend a month's vacation with her for nearly three months of double cultivation, why can't you use a day's repair to spend three days with me?

Anyway, Sister Yin and Miranda will not be back until the day after tomorrow, and those pets were fed by you last night, this is a rare world for two~~. "

"This……"

He Dan was completely dumbfounded.

Elena's words really made her unable to refute.

Between making Elena sad and making Lao Kuan angry, He Dan hesitated for less than two seconds before decisively choosing to make Lao Kuan angry.

Anyway, Lao Kuan has been blowing his beard and staring for many days, so it shouldn't matter if he adds a few more days.

Since everyone has to be preached, let the storm be more violent!

Don't worry if you have too many debts, don't bite if you have too many lice.

That's the case.

"it is good!"

After making up his mind, He Dan was also straightforward.

She took Anastasia's nectar out of the storage leg ring and handed it to Elena, while continuing to take off her pantyhose:

"Then dear, get back to your spirits first. I'll change into a new pair of pantyhose. This pair is wet and torn, and I can't wear it anymore."

Eileen took two sips of the nectar, her slightly tired eyes soon brightened up.

This kind of nectar is indeed miraculous. The refreshing effect is completely different from the stimulation of ordinary drugs, but it can make people feel like they have really slept, and completely clear away fatigue.

"and many more."

Seeing that He Dan was about to throw the changed black pantyhose into the trash can, Elena quickly stopped her.

"what happened?"

He Dan was puzzled.

She looked at Elena, then at the black pantyhose in her hand, her brain suddenly opened, and she showed a very strange look:

"Honey, you won't let me throw it away, so you plan to sell it for money, right?

I heard that on some websites, the price of my original black silk has been fired up to six figures.

Too bad it was out of stock…”

"If one day you can't afford to support me, wife, you can try this business."

Elena shrugged with a smile:

"But that probability is really not high. I haven't seen it a few times in the hundreds of millions of possible futures."

"Then dear, do you want to...?"

"Stupid, have you forgotten the spell I taught you just now?"

Elena rolled her eyes, then pointed to the liquid that was about to drip from the black pantyhose:

"This is a very precious medium for casting spells, why don't you hurry up and collect it?

When there is output in the future, remember not to waste it casually, maybe it will come in handy at a critical moment. "

"Ah, is that magic similar to the avatar technique?"

Only then did He Dan suddenly realize, and he blushed a little embarrassedly:

"But isn't that spell useless? It's better not to use it. It's always embarrassing to use this as a casting medium."

"You have done so many things that are not ashamed, why are you pretending to be innocent now?"

Elena snorted coldly:

"Since you don't want to collect, then use up these media now... Quickly create a few more avatars."

"...My dear, what do you want me to do?"

"What else can you do?"

Elena's eyes are bright, full of fighting spirit:

"When you were in Tokyo, it was fun to have fun with the silver-haired, big-breasted beauties? I want to enjoy it too.

Of course, I'm not very interested in wine pools, so I just want to play meat forest.

You are my meat forest. "

Chapter 328 Excessive Double Cultivation

Elena taught He Dan through double cultivation to turn her into a spell played by Roulin, called phantom generation.

Phantom generation is one of the common spells that most witches know, just like the blood crow spell. There are no restrictions on casting spells. As long as there is energy and medium, it can be released by reciting the spell correctly.

This spell can create at least one phantom clone exactly like itself according to the amount of energy and medium used by the caster.

The phantom clone basically has no combat power, but it also has a completely real flesh and blood body, and the touch is basically the same as the main body.

The phantom body avatar does not have any independent consciousness, only some instinctive reactions of the body, and it will execute the simplest commands, looking stupid.

So this is not a powerful spell. Most witches practice phantom body clones for two purposes.

One is to use stealth and other skills to pretend to die in the face of an invincible enemy.

Because the touch of the phantom clone is the same as that of a real person, it will also give the attacker a very real attack feedback when it is beheaded or pierced or shredded.

As long as the enemy is a little careless, or does not understand the witch's tricks enough, it is likely to give the witch a chance to escape.

In ancient times, when humans and witches were still enemies, many witches saved their lives by relying on the combination of phantom body clone and invisibility when they were hunted.

The second purpose of the phantom clone is to assist the witch in eating.

Except for a very small number of special witches like Elena, who can satisfy their appetite and increase their magic power just by basking in the stars, most witches must absorb essence if they want to survive.

But not all witches are promiscuous, and there are still a few who are quite clean.

These self-sacrificing witches don't want to have sex with other people casually, and they don't have the talent of Eileen, and they have to suck energy, so they can only be formed by phantoms.

They often use the charm technique to seduce a man or woman with sufficient energy, and then summon the phantom clone to have sex with the target, while they take the opportunity to absorb the energy.

To put it simply, it is to endure on behalf of oneself.

Therefore, Elena asked He Dan to generate several phantom clones to serve her together, which can be regarded as allowing this spell to play its original role.

In this era when humans and witches are quite harmonious, phantom body clones are basically used for penetration.

The energy in He Dan's body is almost infinite, and she produced a lot of body fluids after being played as a cat all night before, so there is no shortage of spell-casting mediums at all.

Under the obedient service of more than a dozen phantom clones like female slaves, Eileen enjoyed it comfortably for two days.

They fought to every corner of the villa, except for Sister Yin's room where they didn't dare to go, leaving traces of their love and happiness in other places.

On the way, the five tentacle girls looked eagerly and expressed their desire to join.

He Dan got five phantom body clones and let them play happily one by one.

In addition to pure enjoyment, He Dan and Elena had many in-depth exchanges directly to the soul level.

Under the influence of the double cultivation of the destiny symbiosis contract, they all have undergone considerable changes.

When Sister Yin came back with Miranda visiting friends, He Dan was troubled by this change.

Elena is fine.

After receiving the meticulous nourishment of He Dan's energy, her temperament became more and more noble, even a little holy.

As long as those iconic abilities are not used, it is already difficult to see that Elena is actually a witch, but more like a holy priestess or even a reincarnated goddess.

He Dan is just the opposite.

I got too many witch things at once, which almost doubled her enchantment to me.

However, she has always followed the sexy route, and she is like a charming little fairy on weekdays, attracting countless people's desires.

If she hadn't been strong enough, she might have been caught by the flower pickers countless times.

Now the situation is even more exaggerated, even if He Dan wants to be serious, every word and action will still be full of extremely seductive style, as if using charm magic.

She tried to start a live broadcast for a while last night, and originally wanted to chat with fans.

In the end, before he could say a few words, the entire live broadcast room was flooded by various barrages.

There are indeed many fans who are greedy for her body, but this is the first time I have seen such a crazy situation.

In the end, even the network supervision department thought He Dan's live broadcast was too sexy and told her to download it immediately.

He Dan was very confused at the time, because she obviously hadn't done anything, and she was dressed dignifiedly, with nothing under her neck showing, she was just chatting, why did she turn off?

She didn't understand what was going on until she tried to look in the mirror and found that she couldn't help but always want to pounce on it and lick it.

"How should I go to work now?"

He Dan looked quite distressed:

"It won't be possible to continue absenteeism, right? Uncle Kuan will really be pissed off."

According to Elena, this phenomenon is caused by the fact that they have absorbed too much of each other's traits in a short period of time, and it is caused by excessive dual cultivation.

As long as you leave it alone for a period of time, this phenomenon will gradually disappear.

But for He Dan, who has been absent from work for a long time, it is obviously impossible to do this again.

"Hmph, how many times have I told you that it is understandable for young people to be greedy, but be careful!"

Sister Yin first lectured the two girls severely, and then personally supervised them to clean up the messy villa, and then she came up with a solution for He Dan.

"Your current situation is equivalent to the charm spell that has been turned on and cannot be turned off, and the [Miling Xuanyi] or similar magic weapon may not be able to do anything.

This is not a problem that can be solved by simply covering up or changing your temperament, it is necessary to temporarily seal the current charm on your body.

Isn't that young lady of the Bai family a formation mage?She might have a way. "

Only then did He Dan suddenly realize, and hurriedly went to the contact point of the Security Bureau to find Bai Shishi.

Of course, Bai Shishi would not refuse to help He Dan, but as a price, she locked He Dan at home for another whole day.

He Dan also had an idea. After he was through, he not only asked Bai Shishi to draw a small formation on his left buttock to temporarily seal the charm, but also asked her to write a certificate for himself.

It probably meant that the reason why He Dan didn't arrive at the Monster Slayer Division in time these days was not because he was lazy at home, but because he was temporarily recruited by the Security Bureau to perform a secret mission.

Bai Shishi, as the director of the Security Bureau and the eldest lady of Wu Anjun's Bai family, her status is not lower than that of Lao Kuan, who has just been promoted to the first-level superintendent.

Lao Kuan still wants to give Bai Shishi face.

So even though he knew that He Dan was just being lazy, Lao Kuan had no choice but to blow his beard and stare. He could only lecture He Dan on what happened before, and it was over.

The stable life of the hostess of Demon Slayer is back.

Chapter 329 He Dan's Happy Life

In the next few months, He Dan lived happily.

As one of the most powerful aces of the demon slaying division, He Dan would not be allowed to do ordinary tasks at all.

First of all, it was not necessary, the immortal cultivators and supernatural beings in the battle group were still very capable, and most of the cases of supernatural beings hurting people could be solved perfectly.

The second reason is that He Dan's fighting style is too wild. Even if she has been able to control her own energy, the destructive power of the aftermath of the battle is still astonishing.

If He Dan were to fight those ordinary demons and ghosts, the damage she would cause would be several times that of the demons and ghosts.

So He Dan's job is basically to be a female anchor.

Sure enough, Little Sword Fairy planned to stay by He Dan's side. She went back to the Moon Palace and asked for a magic weapon to collect those giant silkworms from the Snowfield of the Northern Region, and settled down in Los Angeles.

The company [Beixue] registered by He Dan is run by Xiao Jianxian.

Of course, this is just for show, Xiao Jianxian is not interested in starting a company at all, nor does he know anything about it.

As long as she regularly uses the fairy technique to extract the silk from the giant silkworm and hand it over to the main control AI of the production line, there is basically nothing to worry about.