The exciting life of becoming a paper man wife

"Is it a secret mission?"

The boy's eyes were very bright, he pointed to the big silver scale torpedo arrow, and asked tentatively:

"This is an evil monster that is trying to destroy the world. Miss sister, you are attacking it, but in the end, you are exhausted and injured. We just caught it online?"

"Almost..."

"You are the evil monster, and your whole family is an evil monster!"

Just as He Dan was about to nod his head and smile to deal with it, the silver-scaled swordfish actually spoke:

"My old lady, I was lying down and sleeping on the bottom of the sea, but I was first shocked by someone, and then punched by this savage human woman!

Destroy the world?Laugh to death, a fool would do that kind of thing! "

"You can talk?" xN

He Dan and the fishermen were all stunned for a moment.

"Aren't you stupid coins?"

Lei Jian glanced around the boat with eyes like a mentally retarded:

"My old lady has lived for more than 1 years, why is it so strange to learn a few foreign languages?

It’s not me bragging, counting the languages ​​that have been discarded by yourselves, the human characters you know may not be as many as mine!snort! "

"..."

Everyone was speechless for a moment.

The fishermen are not fools. Living at sea all year round makes them very alert to dangers. At this moment, they clearly feel that they and others are very vulnerable in front of this big talking fish.

He Dan also saw this, feeling a little helpless.

She originally wanted to fight Lei Jian again, and after winning the fight, she would ask questions again, this is her style.

It's a pity that she wasn't sure about protecting these fishermen from being affected during the battle, she couldn't do that.

I can only change it.

Thinking of this, He Dan suddenly put away his fighting spirit and showed a sweet smile:

"I'm sorry, Senior Yu, I think there may be some misunderstanding between us~~."

There's a fart misunderstanding!

Lei Jian really wanted to fight back like this, but it also didn't dare to do it easily.

Although this fishing boat is small, it is not in the water after all.

Without water, Lei Jian's strength would be greatly reduced.

In addition, it overloaded its discharge cells just now, and its scales were also hammered to a state of fatigue. If He Dan caught and beat it again, its fish life would most likely end here.

Lei Jian, who has lived for more than 1 years and is still the overlord of the South Pacific, does not want to die.

"Hmph, you still know it's a misunderstanding!"

It can only follow He Dan's words:

"You chased that thunder ball to find me?

Seeing that I also have the power of the thunder attribute, you think I made the thunder ball?

Then you are too stupid a woman!Can't you see such an obvious drive away? "

Chapter 343

"...Sorry, I'm really not very smart."

He Dan really wanted to punch this big fish with a bad mouth again, but she was afraid that the fishing boat would also be smashed to pieces, so she could only endure it forcefully.

But thinking about it carefully, what the big fish said seemed to make sense.

Most of the deep sea monsters are dead house characters, as long as humans don't take the initiative to provoke them, they will hardly show up.

Deliberately causing trouble in human society is indeed not the style of deep sea monsters.

He Dan thought about opening his psychic vision again, and looked carefully at the silver-scaled torpedo arrow.

...Sure enough, it was really a misunderstanding.

Although the body of this big fish also has strong thunder attribute power, it is completely different from the thunder ball that appeared after the death of beggar Su Xuan.

If He Dan could have calmed down before, this misunderstanding might have been avoided.

However, thinking that he would attack without any explanation at the beginning, He Dan's face darkened, and he looked at the belly of the silver-scaled fish again.

There, there is deep resentment.

This fish may have eaten many humans.

He Dan immediately protected the fishermen behind him, and his fighting spirit, which had subsided, became fierce again.

Even if this big fish has nothing to do with what is happening in Nanyang County, the ogre must be handled with care.

"... Is human flesh delicious, senior fish?"

He Dan was still smiling when he asked the question, but it was more like a pre-war announcement that he was about to fight.

Lei Jian was a little dazed and startled all of a sudden.

The battle just now had consumed it a lot, why did this black silk woman recover so quickly?

You can't fight, and you can't coax!

More than 1 years of experience have made Big Torpedo Arrow very intelligent.

Fight, it is impossible to fight now.

If you are cowardly, you will be beaten immediately.

Its fish head was running fast, and it quickly saw that He Dan was playing a mouse trick.

He wanted to threaten those fishermen, but he was worried about angering He Dan further.

This female human being is too reckless, what if she doesn't intend to reason?

For the present plan, the only way is to continue to maintain the style and remain unmoved.

Thinking of this, Big Torpedo Arrow sneered again in a disdainful tone:

"Human flesh is delicious? What are you kidding?

That kind of sour and astringent meat, even if you take the initiative to bring it to my mouth, I don't bother to bite it!

There are too many things in the sea that are more delicious than you humans. "

"...Since human flesh is hard to swallow, why are there so many wronged souls in the belly of the senior?"

The golden light in He Dan's eyes condensed, and the thermonuclear rays were not emitted:

"I hope Senior Yu can give me an explanation, otherwise I will have to perform my duties.

Slay the demon division iron law, the monster that cannibalizes people without reason, kill without mercy! "

"You mean those bastards?"

Lei Jian froze for a moment, but his tone became more angry than He Dan:

"You still have the nerve to ask me?

My old lady, I have never actively attacked you humans. On the contrary, you humans often have immortal cultivators and magicians who covet my body and want to kill me and slice it.

They have already hit my door, so I am not allowed to defend myself? "

"...just self-defense?"

He Dan did not believe Lei Jian's words:

"Didn't you attack innocent people once because of your greed?"

"Absolutely not!"

Lei Jian's voice was very positive.

It yelled, and looked at the fishermen with fish eyes:

"As far as I know, many of your human fishermen are passed down from generation to generation.

My mother's territory is this sea area, and they should come here often.

You can ask them to see if they have heard the legend about my old lady attacking humans!snort! "

"...Have you ever heard of this big fish before?"

He Dan also looked at the fishermen.

"No."

The fishermen looked at each other for a while, and then gave an answer.

It is true that their ancestors have been fishing in this sea area for generations, and they have never heard of such a dangerous monster.

Ordinary fishermen's mental strength is not strong, and it is easy to be seen through in front of He Dan, who has mastered a lot of witch spells.

The fishermen did not lie, this big fish should really have never attacked humans.

He Dan breathed a sigh of relief, comforted the fishermen, and then continued to communicate with Lei Jian.

Although people with violent personalities often fight when they disagree with each other, they don't have so many fancy and crooked thoughts.

The communication between He Dan and Big Torpedo Arrow went smoothly.

At first they would taunt each other a few words, but it didn't take long for them to become united, gnashing their teeth at the mastermind who had manipulated the thunderball and caused them to fight.

"You hold this, woman."

Before parting, Lei Jian handed over one of his scales to He Dan:

"If you find that bastard who plotted against us, you can inject energy into my scales, and I will have a way to contact you.

When the time comes, you can tell me what that bastard looks like, as long as he dares to enter the sea, I will definitely punch a few holes in his body! "

"Well, when the time comes, let's take revenge together!"

He Dan smiled and took the scales away.

After fighting and chatting for a long time, she and Big Torpedo Arrow have become friends.

The deep sea monsters can't use their mobile phones, so it's good to leave a contact information.

After bidding farewell to Lei Jian, He Dan didn't affect the fishermen's fishing. He asked for a few sips of water before jumping to the shore and returned to Nixi City not long after.

"How? What did you find?"

As soon as he entered the gate of the Demon Slayer base, Fang Lei led his subordinates to greet him, his eyes full of anticipation.

"...Sorry, I was tricked by the enemy."

He Dan smiled wryly, and roughly talked about her experience of making friends with Da Yuleijian.

"So there are such terrifying ten-thousand-year-old deep sea monsters in the South Pacific?"

Fang Lei and the others were very surprised by the existence of the Thunder Arrow, and hurriedly asked people to record it, and kept asking He Dan about the Thunder Arrow, and after confirming that it would not casually hurt others, they were reluctantly relieved.

"Although Senior Yu has no bad intentions, she has a bad temper and is very angry when she wakes up."

After thinking about it, He Dan gave a suggestion:

"If there are submarines conducting deep-sea diving in the South Pacific, or if there are any deep-sea exploration projects, remember not to make too much noise.

If you really disturbed Senior Yu and made her angry, don't attack her rashly, ordinary people will definitely not be able to beat her in the sea.

Senior Yu is proficient in human language and has a better understanding of human society.

If you communicate well and sincerely apologize, you should be fine most of the time. "

"Very valuable advice."

Fang Lei expressed his gratitude.

Jingle bell bell~~.

While talking, the phone on the desk suddenly remembered, and the voice was very urgent.