The exciting life of becoming a paper man wife

"As expected... Wife, you refused~~."

Elena gave He Dan a meaningful look again, then walked out the door with her hot and charming body swaying, and chuckled softly:

"In the future, my wife, you will regret that you rejected me today, because... cluck cluck~~, some things are lost and never come back~~.

That's it for today, I'll go first... Just like what you said, my wife, I believe we will meet again soon... The fate between us has just begun~~. "

After Eileen finished speaking, she turned into starlight and came out through the wall, disappearing from He Dan's eyes.

He Dan was stunned for several seconds, and then slumped down on the chair, feeling that everything just now was like a dream.

However, the beautiful body fragrance still in the house and the small green lobster shells in the trash can under the dining table prove that it is not false.

... There really was a super-beautiful witch who gave me a meal and said that I was her destined lover for a lifetime?

It's been almost 20 years since I reincarnated, and I'm finally going to open the protagonist template?

But saving the world or something... feels so troublesome.

He Dan scratched his head and sighed, deciding not to think too much for now.

He never believed in prophecy or divination, let alone that fate could not be changed.

Eileen is so afraid of killing monsters, she is obviously a witch, and her mana is definitely not much higher.

The future she sees must be inaccurate... The sky is falling and there is a tall man standing on top of it. What's the matter with being an otaku who can eat, sleep and play games in a world crisis?

But if Elena's prophecy is not accurate...then my fate with her...

Snapped!

He Dan slapped himself hard.

What are you thinking about?

After two lifetimes, why do you still act like a kid who has never seen the world, forgetting principles when he sees a beautiful woman?

But Elena...she is so beautiful...

This afternoon, He Dan was extremely entangled.

As long as you close your eyes, Eileen's hot body and charming face will be swaying in your mind, which cannot be erased.

It wasn't until night fell and the maintenance of He Dan's favorite game was completed that he finally woke up from the state where half of his soul was hooked by the witch.

Hmph, what a witch, she's just a three-dimensional woman, she's still the best wife in the game!

Wife, here I come!

I don't want the resources I saved for the past half a year, I must save you from the cold card pool!

He Dan turned on the computer enthusiastically, logged into the game, and entered the card drawing interface.

"Linker~~, what do you want~~?"

The beautiful girl with black hair, black silk and black dress had a soft voice, as if hinting ambiguously.

But if you observe carefully, you can see the mischievous meaning deep in her red eyes, and the faint teasing at the corner of her mouth.

This woman is just like that...

Reject her, and she will try to hook you up further.

Promise her, and she will tease you with nonchalant jokes.

When you gnash your teeth and vow to forget her, she will appear like a savior when you need help the most, and solve all your troubles with a chic and calm attitude.

Because of this, she has stolen the hearts of many players, and she has a super popularity that other characters in the game can't match.

"What do I want to do? Hmph! Of course I want to catch you little fairy out of the card pool!"

He Dan moved the mouse frantically, and placed it in the position of [Ten Company]:

"When I turn you into a controllable robot character, I must use you to climb walls and slopes every day! Let you always seduce me in the plot!"

pat.

With the click of the left mouse button, the game screen also turned into a shower of meteors falling from the sky.

It's a pity that it's full of blue sky and white clouds, not even a purple light, let alone the golden color that represents the highest quality.

"Very poisonous pool... The probability of 0.8% is really too low!"

He timidly complained:

"But it doesn't matter, I still have more resources... Come again!"

However, as if he was possessed by the chief, He Dan fired dozens of consecutive [ten consecutive] shots, but he failed to see a golden light on the screen once.

He has hoarded resources for more than half a year, and now there is only one [single draw] left.

This made He Dan's complexion extremely ugly, and he even gritted his teeth:

"It's the last one... please... let me draw my wife... I must win!"

Slap~~.

The mouse was pressed very hard, and a new meteor appeared.

Golden!Shipped!It's finally out!Ha ha ha ha!

He Dan was extremely excited, but it didn't take long to realize something was wrong...

This golden meteor is too dazzling, right?Didn't you turn on such a high brightness?

No... This golden meteor is not only from the screen, but also from the window!

Chapter 5 Test No. 648

meteorite?missile?Or some kind of magic attack?

He Dan doesn't know.

But he knew that he should have a few seconds to live.

It's ridiculous that I was still daydreaming in the afternoon, thinking that I could really have such a relationship with a beautiful girl like Elena, but in the end I couldn't even survive today.

boom!

The unidentified golden meteor finally hit the residential building, and the loud noise, vibration, and high temperature of burning skin swept everything in an instant.

It's a pity... I don't know if I got my wife in the last round...

He Dan glanced at the broken computer and the flames that were about to burn himself, then closed his eyes and waited for death.

Anyway, it's not the first time he died... I don't know which world he will be reincarnated in after death.

After 5 seconds passed, He Dan found that he was still alive and there was no pain in his body.

Opening his eyes somewhat unexpectedly, he saw a water-blue barrier in front of him, blocking out the golden flame that devoured everything.

what is this?

Awakening your ability in times of crisis?Or is it because of a special status in this life, what kind of magic weapon of the fairy family is there in the body?

He Dan rummaged around on his body, trying to find out the source of the water-blue shield, but he searched several times but found nothing.

Kacha~~.

Meanwhile, the aqua blue shield had also reached its limit at this time, cracks began to appear, and it continued to make sounds like glass that was about to shatter.

One second before the protective cover completely disappeared, He Dan finally found his mobile phone, and pressed the callback button twice to dial [2233] which frightened Elena at noon.

After that, the tearing pain and the melting high temperature came together, He Dan screamed and didn't know anything...

. . . . .

Not long after the explosion, the entire city of Los Angeles was shocked.

Police cars, fire trucks, ambulances and other vehicles all flickered and honked, converging towards He Dan's community from all directions.

The isolation line was pulled up quickly, and various rescue work was done in an orderly manner.

A few minutes later, a black car with a special license plate sped up, and stopped steadily at the gate of the ruined community with a drift and flick.

The car door opened, and what came out was a middle-aged uncle with a thick back and an extraordinary bearing.

He was wearing a brocade official uniform with a black background and silver border, with his hands on his waist, holding a large-caliber revolver in his right hand and a short knife with a gold-wire wooden handle in his left.

In the middle of his belt is an upside-down regular pentagonal silver waist tag, which is exquisitely crafted and has the word "cut" written on it.

This is a second-class captain of the Great Qin Demon Slayer Division, and also the highest person in charge of the Central Plains County Demon Slayer Division.

"How's the situation? Are there any survivors?"

Uncle Captain's voice was very sad, and also somewhat remorseful.

"Report to Captain Captain."

A young man in casual clothes with half a cigarette in his mouth quickly replied:

"The assailants used a material neutralization missile... the one we dropped. Nobody in the entire neighborhood survived except one."

"damn it!"

Uncle Captain tightened the knife in his hand and asked again:

"How did that person survive?"

"There seems to be some magic weapon on him that helped him block the most powerful first wave of explosions."

The young man sighed:

"He himself took advantage of that time to call the emergency number of our demon slayer, and I rushed to the scene as soon as I received it, but it was still a step late... Most of his body is gone, and now he is just Relying on emergency equipment to keep alive, it is estimated that I will not survive tonight."

"Save him! Save him at all costs!"

Uncle Captain did not hesitate at all:

"Material elimination of missile loss is our responsibility, and it is also our responsibility to let innocent civilians suffer this kind of disaster! Even if there is only one survivor, he must be saved!"

"But……"

The young man frowned and spit out the cigarette butt in his mouth, seeming very embarrassed:

"He was injured by a material elimination missile. Conventional medical treatment and magic spells are not very effective. I'm afraid the only way to make him survive is to use that experiment...that experiment with a success rate of only 0.8%."

"The success rate is only 0.8%... you mean experiment 648?"

Uncle Du Wei pondered for a while, but still made up his mind:

"Experiment No. 648 is Experiment No. 648! A 0.8% success rate is undoubtedly better than certain death! Send him to us first, and find a way to wake him up, and I will tell him personally."

. . . . .

He Dan regained consciousness.

He thought he should be in pain, but it didn't hurt at all.

It wasn't that he wasn't injured, but that his body had lost consciousness, as if it didn't exist at all.

He wanted to yell out, but found that he had lost even the function of vocalization, and he couldn't even feel where his mouth was.

"Don't panic, calm down... Your current situation is very bad, and it was only by our special means that you regained consciousness for a short time."

A majestic and steady voice came from above He Dan's head.

He barely raised his eyes to look, he seemed to be a very reliable uncle.

The uncle paused for a few seconds, then spoke again:

"I am the second-level captain of the Daqin Demon Slayer Division, and the highest person in charge of the Central Plains County Demon Slayer Division. You can call me Lao Kuan, or Uncle Kuan.

Due to our work mistakes, your community has been attacked by terrorists.You're the only survivor of the attack, and things aren't looking good.

Currently you have two options, and we will respect your opinion.

One is to give up struggling and end life painlessly.

The second is to fight for luck and participate in our No. 648 experiment.The experiment has a 0.8% success rate, which not only allows you to continue to live, but may also give you incredible power.

If you choose one, blink once; if you choose two, blink twice.

Our methods of keeping you awake are short-lived, and you have about a minute to think about it. "

Give up treatment and die in situ?