The exciting life of becoming a paper man wife

The ghoul couldn't care less about the deliciousness in his mouth anymore, he jumped back almost instantly, and soon rolled on the ground with his face covered in pain.

【What is this?Exorcism powder?Or some kind of highly corrosive chemical powder? 】

[That bag of things is something that the young lady found on the spur of the moment, right?How could there be exorcism powder and corrosive chemical powder in the unfinished building? 】

[Could that be lime?But I don't look like it either... The lime is in powder form, but what the young lady sprinkled seems to be some kind of small particles? 】

When the barrage was still guessing and guessing, the female teacher with black silk sitting in the corner of the screen directly announced the answer:

"There is a thing that we often use in our daily life and is easy to obtain, it has an effect on most ghosts, and ghouls are of course no exception.

It can be bought in supermarkets, and the price is quite cheap.Its scientific name is sodium chloride, which is what we usually call table salt. "

"This thing...is it salt?"

Of course, Jiang Qiqi was also sprinkled with some white particles.She first put it in front of her eyes and observed it, then stuck out her tongue and licked it lightly, and finally got the answer.

"That's right, it's salt."

After He Dan finished speaking, he handed the woven bag towards Jiang Qiqi with one hand, and pointed to the last intact ghoul with the other hand:

"Come on, try it yourself."

"Hey?"

Jiang Qiqi was obviously a little surprised, she pointed to her nose:

"Let me come? Are you kidding me... I don't want to be thrown by this monster for the third time. The feeling of drool on my legs is really disgusting!"

"With me following you, what are you afraid of?"

But He Dan forced the woven bag into Jiang Qiqi's hand:

"Besides, so many viewers are looking at you. They should also be very curious about whether salt is really effective for ghouls. Why don't you hurry up and do a demonstration?"

"Then why didn't you go? Obviously you are the one who slays the monster!"

Jiang Qiqi was still very reluctant.

"Are you stupid? It's because I'm a monster slayer, so it's pointless for me to go!"

He Dan said straightforwardly:

"I'm too strong, and I can kill the ghoul with just a little force. Even if it's the salt, [-]% of the credit will be forcibly credited to me, so you must go!"

"Woooooo... no, I'm still so scared!"

Jiang Qiqi hugged He Dan's thigh again, and began to cheat:

"If I had known that the live broadcast of Demon Killer was so dangerous, I wouldn't have quit... Is it too late for me to resign and return to the Penguin Consortium?"

"late!"

He Dan sneered and pushed Jiang Qiqi away:

"Monster Slayer will definitely not embarrass you, but once you lose the protection of Monster Slayer, do you think those black-hearted capitalists in the Penguin Consortium will let you go? They will hold on to your breach of contract and sue you When you go bankrupt, you may even be forced to repay the debt with your body..."

"Stop talking... I'll just go!"

Jiang Qiqi picked up the woven bag with a look of despair, gritted her teeth and walked towards the ghoul:

"Even if I am eaten by ghouls here today! I don't want to be persecuted by those capitalists! They are more vicious and terrifying than demons and ghosts!"

Chapter 51

Tick ​​tock... tick tock... ho!

Seeing Jiang Qiqi walk out of He Dan's protection range, the remaining ghoul was drooling all over the place, and finally couldn't hold back the longing for the big white legs, and rushed towards her with a howl.

"Get back quickly!"

Even though she knew she was only acting for the effect of the show, Jiang Qiqi was still a little scared.

According to Shui Youxi's script, Jiang Qiqi should grab a handful of salt and sprinkle it on the ghoul at this time, but she obviously couldn't control it, so she raised her hand and yelled and threw the whole bag of salt on it.

Pfft~~.

"Quack! Quack!"

The woven bag was quickly torn by the ghoul's claws, and several kilograms of salt were poured on the ghoul.

The ghoul immediately twitched in pain, and started jumping up and down uncontrollably. Finally, when he bumped into He Dan due to bad luck, she casually knocked him out.

Although it deviates from the script, the audience can still see that the salt is obviously effective.

Immediately, those who love to die came up with bold ideas.

[Salt can really be used to attack ghosts?Then if I carry a few dozen catties of salt with me in the future, will I be able to be an exorcist? 】

[I remember that the exorcist in a certain TV series seemed to like to put salt in his gun. At that time, I thought it was nonsense, but I didn’t expect it to be true? 】

[Our company will organize a camping trip to the nearby mountains next week. Should I remind everyone to bring more salt? 】

At the beginning of the barrage, there was a discussion about the effect of salt, but the female teacher with black silk in the lower left corner of the screen suddenly became a little serious, and even her legs that were originally overlapping were separated and straightened.

She first tapped the small blackboard a few times to attract attention, and then said with an expression like a high school teacher giving a lecture about the key points of an exam:

"What I'm going to say next, please bear in mind.

Salt can indeed repel most low-level ghosts, but it is only repelling.

Salt alone cannot completely kill ghosts and ghosts, so don't have such careless thoughts as if you have salt in hand and ghosts don't have to worry about it.

When you really encounter a ghost attack, you still have to call [2233] for help as soon as possible. Salt can only be used as a self-protection method to delay time, don’t try to fight back with it.

The ghosts just hate salt, but they are not afraid.

Just like normal people hate poop, throwing salt can drive away ghosts, but it can't cause them essential damage. "

As if confirming this statement, the ghoul that He Dan sprinkled his face with salt stood up again.

It clearly wailed miserably just now, but it really didn't suffer any harm.

Although the intelligence of ghouls is about equal to nothing, it's not nothing at all.

The successive tragic deaths of the three companions finally made it understand that the woman in front of him could not be offended.

So it could only take a greedy look at Jiang Qiqi's big white legs at the end, then turned around and wanted to run into the dark depths of the unfinished building.

Of course, He Dan would not just watch this hidden danger escape, so he kicked casually, kicking out an empty paint can the size of a football.

Bolstered by the super-kinetic energy endowed by the beautiful black silk feet, the empty paint can not only deformed itself severely, but also sparked in the air, and the sound of breaking through the air with a sonic boom effect was shot towards the ghoul like a cannonball.

The Chinese men's football team in the previous life was not good enough, so many World Cups failed to win the next one.Now He Dan turned himself into a women's football star, using this extremely precise volley to smash the ghoul into pieces!

"nice shot!"

Jiang Qiqi praised He Dan in good time, and followed the script to give He Dan a high-five.

After confirming that there were no other ghouls hiding on the floor, they picked up the camera again, put it on the windowsill and straightened it, and appeared together in front of the live camera.

"Hehehe, are you surprised or not? I said a few days ago that I would come to post with this young lady. I didn't lie to you, did I?"

Jiang Qiqi hugged He Dan's neck very intimately, while He Dan's eyelids twitched with disgust, but he still didn't push her away.

"Haha~~, you see, the little sister is still arrogant~~."

Jiang Qiqi hooked He Dan's chin frivolously, and blew into her ear:

"You didn't behave like this in bed last night~~."

"Stop talking nonsense!"

He Dan became ashamed and angry in an instant, and grabbed Jiang Qiqi's face:

"Who was in bed with you last night? I didn't know you last night! If you dare to ruin my reputation, I will tear you apart!"

"Hey? Torn? Where?"

Jiang Qiqi was not afraid at all, she puffed out her chest on purpose, and tugged at her collar:

"Are you going to tear up my clothes and punish me? Then come on... You can be as rough as you like, it's okay!"

【Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo!Miss Heisi, the demon slayer, can't stand it anymore! 】

【tear!tear!tear!Tear off her clothes and teach her a lesson!Let Qiqi, a slut, experience the majesty of the demon slayer!Miss Heisi, I support you! 】

[Yes, yes, yes, anyway, Qiqi has already terminated the contract with the platform, I don't believe that the super managements dare to block the live broadcast room of Demon Slayer!It's time to send us some real benefits, Miss Heisi, the demon slayer, rushes! 】

The orange look between the two women instantly blew up the atmosphere in the live broadcast room.

Of course, He Dan would not really tear Jiang Qiqi's clothes to pieces, all of this was just a script arranged by Shui Youxi in advance.

In fact, there are no supernatural beings in the unfinished building. The cards and four ghouls in "Monster vs. Monster" are actually props provided by the demon slayer.

As an organization that specializes in killing all kinds of demons and ghosts, of course there will be a few low-level ghosts like ghouls in the laboratory as materials.

In short, everything tonight is actually acting, and everything is the effect of the show.

However, the effect of this scene is also very obvious. At this moment, the popularity of Jiang Qiqi's live broadcast room has rushed to the first place in the entire network of the Great Qin Empire, and even the second, third, and No.4 live broadcast rooms combined are not as good as her.

The traffic has been attracted enough, and the foreshadowing has been done.

He Dan and Jiang Qiqi soon stopped playing around, and officially announced their debut as the propaganda team of the monster slayer.

It's just that none of them, including Lao Kuan, thought that those who liked to watch the live broadcast were not only legal citizens, but also some evils in the dark.

In a certain cave in the Tianshan Mountains, there was a middle-aged man wearing a green scarf and a brown robe with an excited expression on his face.

He kept running to the depths of the cave in a hurry, and he didn't have time to talk to his companions on the way.

He was stopped by two guards in front of the deepest stone gate, and then he held up his mobile phone, pointed at He Dan in the live broadcast, and shouted loudly:

"Hurry up and report to Master Tianshi! I found the woman who was prophesied to destroy us! She is killing the demon!"

Chapter 52

"Are you sure it's this woman who will destroy us completely?"

"Yes, I'm sure. This is the prophecy given by 'that', and it will never be wrong."

"Hmph, what fate cannot be reversed... It's just nonsense! Let's act first to kill this woman and reverse fate!"

"But... who do you want to send? This woman looks very powerful, and she is still in the demon division. If you don't make a good plan and send someone, you will die in vain."

"... How many rounds of that kind of bullet do we have left?"

"There is only one last shot left, Master Tianshi."

"Use it. And... You can use those people. They have taken so many benefits. Now it's time to repay me. I can ask them to help find opportunities to attack. Are there any other questions?"

"It's gone, I'll do it right now, I'm sure nothing will go wrong, Master Tianshi."

. . . . .

The great success of the first live broadcast made He Dan once again the headline trending search.

Fans and reporters desperately tried to dig out more information about her, but found that they knew nothing about her except her name, appearance, and where she was in Demon Slayer.

[Miss Heisi of the Demon Slaying Division] officially joined the fight of popular anchors, the traffic is very high, it can be said that her debut is the pinnacle.

In the following week, He Dan conducted two more live broadcasts with the assistance of Jiang Qiqi.

These two live broadcasts did not engage in show routines like the first one. In addition to continuing to spread knowledge about how to face supernatural events, they just interacted with fans and chatted.

According to Shui Youxi's script, He Dan often had a cold and arrogant face at the beginning, indifferent to Jiang Qiqi's clinging obsessions, and even often expressed disgust.

Just when everyone thought [Miss Heisi of the Demon Slaying Division] might be a cold beauty, she began to show a completely different side.

For example, when Jiang Qiqi said several times that she was discouraged and didn't want to love anymore, He Dan would pretend to unintentionally make some specious hints, which made Jiang Qiqi feel itchy again.

And once Jiang Qiqi resumed her fiery offensive, He Dan would treat her indifferently again, as if he was teasing her.

This kind of behavior caused many fans to feel their blood pressure rise across the screen, and they all sent out barrages asking Jiang Qiqi to punish a tortured little fairy.

It's best to completely tear off her disguise and taste her wonderful taste to the fullest.

The development of things is almost the same as Shui Youxi's script. In addition to being strong and reliable, He Dan's charming and grueling setting like a goblin is gradually accepted by the audience.

Next, as long as there is a suitable opportunity, [Liu Mixue] can make her debut.

Both Jiang Qiqi and Shui Youxi are not from Central Plains County, and they don't want to live in the dormitory of Monster Slayer.

Although the conditions there are very good, the location is too remote, not suitable for young girls like them who like to be lively.