The exciting life of becoming a paper man wife

"I'm a master, how can I only have this kind of result?"

"Damn it! This must be a fake simulation cabin...Xue Ni, are you playing tricks?"

Seeing that the highest grades on the screen were only C, and most of them were D and E, He Dan felt a burning sensation on his face, and felt extremely ashamed and angry.

"Ah, ah, ah... It seems that Your Highness, your 'game' level is not very good~~."

Xue Ni, who had foreseen this scene a long time ago, had a smile in her eyes, not to mention how proud she was.

Just to prevent He Dan from becoming angry and bullying her again, this time Xue Ni did not taunt her. Instead, she accompanied He Dan to watch her training records and help her find the reason.

"The most important reason for this result is that you are too strong, Your Highness the Holy Maiden."

After watching for a while, Xue Ni understood why He Dan acted so badly:

"Actually, your reaction speed and combat awareness are excellent. The reason why your grades are not improving is because of your combat habits."

"I know."

He Dan nodded, and she herself understood what was going on.

To put it simply, He Dan's physical defense is too high, she almost forgot to dodge.

At present, most of the attacks in the world are already scratching the itch for He Dan. Even those with particularly strong power, He Dan can at most block them with both hands, and hardly think about dodging.

It was this fighting habit that got her into trouble.

The [Extreme Wind Blue] with the magic shield system can be regarded as the mecha with the best protective performance, but it is still not enough compared with He Dan's Omega body and the holy light shield.

In He Dan's opinion, many attacks that are not even considered scraping are fatal enough to 【Extreme Wind Blue】.

This situation is actually not difficult to solve, as long as you concentrate on training for three to five days, it is enough to reverse the habit.

However, there is only a little more than 10 hours left before the extraterrestrial celestial demons arrive on Earth, and there is no time for He Dan to train at all.

"...You can come and try?"

However, He Dan was unwilling to drill into the energy furnace. She could only let Xue Ni enter the simulation cabin with the last hope, hoping that Xue Ni would be better than herself.

Then Xue Ni ruthlessly showed off what is called an SSS grade score without injury.

"hateful!"

He Dan gritted his teeth while watching, but he had to admit that Xue Ni was indeed very talented.

...is there really no other way?

He Dan felt a little desperate.

Just when she was already trying to find an excuse to persuade herself to drill into the energy furnace, she accidentally discovered that the interior space of the simulation cabin seemed to be quite large?

He Dan's heart immediately moved:

"Is this simulation cabin completely modeled after the cockpit of [Extreme Wind Blue]?"

"Of course."

Xue Ni held her head proudly:

"I designed it myself!"

In other words, the cockpit of [Extreme Wind Blue] is as big as the simulation cabin?

He Dan showed a smirk in an instant.

"You come out first!"

She couldn't help but pulled Xue Ni out of the simulation cabin, and sat in first, then let Xue Ni sit on her lap.

"Well, it's really no problem, it's just as I imagined, hahahaha..."

He Dan smiled proudly again.

She lightly licked Xue Ni's ear, which was already trembling in her arms, and rubbed her earlobe again:

"We can just drive 【Extreme Wind Blue】 together...I'll use the driver's power supply system as the energy source, and you will be in charge of the operation, isn't that all right?"

"No...no way!"

Xue Ni resisted the numbness that began to sweep her body, and protested loudly:

"You will make me distracted, and I will not be able to drive properly!"

"Really……"

He Dan just smiled:

"Then I can't help it... Originally, I was thinking that this is your beloved mech after all, so no matter what, you have to attack with me.

Since you can't stand me, then I have to change to another pilot... There are still many excellent female mecha pilots in this world, and there will always be someone who is willing to sit on me and save the world. "

"you……!"

Xue Ni was so angry that she almost cried:

"You are so despicable!"

Letting someone else drive 【Extreme Wind Blue】, to Xue Ni, it is like watching her sweetheart coquettishly crying under someone else, it is absolutely intolerable.

But seeing He Dan's attitude, it is probably impossible for her to drill into the energy furnace...

Damn it!Do I really want to sit in her arms and go to space battle?

Just thinking about it for a while, Xue Ni felt extremely humiliated and ashamed, her pretty face was red and white for a while, it was wonderful.

Seeing this, He Dan gave another smirk, and took advantage of the victory to pursue:

"It seems that you really don't want to... Then I can only ask Vivienne. She knows a lot of people in the federal military, and she should be able to find a suitable one..."

"No need! I'll go! I'll just go!"

Xue Ni finally chose to compromise.

Between being bullied and humiliated by He Dan and watching her beloved mecha being opened by others, Xue Ni still thinks that the latter is even more unacceptable to her.

"Haha... Of course it would be great if you can agree!"

As He Dan spoke, he gently sucked the back of Xue Ni's neck with the tip of his tongue:

"Then why are you still standing there? Time is running out, let's try first, shall we?"

"……I understand."

Reluctantly, Xue Ni took He Dan to board the [Extreme Wind Blue], and sat in the driver's seat together up and down like in the simulation cabin.

As the energy absorbing device under the back and buttocks began to operate, the huge energy in He Dan's body quickly activated all the systems of [Extreme Wind Blue].

"Yeah! Sure enough!"

Although she was still very dissatisfied with He Dan's decision, Xue Ni couldn't help but get excited when she saw the activation of [Extreme Wind Blue].

"Xue Ni Winchester, [The Blue of Extreme Wind], attack!"

Chapter 501 You sugar-coated cannonball!

Of course, He Dan and Xue Ni couldn't go directly to fight the extraterritorial demons. Their attack this time was just a test flight.

[Extreme Wind Blue] is very fast, and can even jump in space.

In just a few minutes, the two left the earth and came to a meteorite belt.

They first tried all the systems of [Extreme Wind Blue] to make sure they were working properly, and then found a small celestial body with a radius of about 30 kilometers, and played [The Last Song].

Xue Ni did not brag.

As the highly condensed and compressed energy bombs completely exploded inside the small celestial body, this giant rock the size of a city was finally left with no dregs left under the light and heat.

"Yeah! My design is exactly right!"

Xue Ni, who watched the explosion from a distance, was full of excitement, and then half turned her head to look at He Dan:

"How are you, Your Majesty? After consuming so much energy at one time, do you feel uncomfortable?"

"……well enough."

He Dan's voice seemed to be suppressing something:

"Except for the anti-fusion interference wave you used to calculate that time, I have never experienced the feeling of energy depletion, and this time is the same. It's just..."

"only?"

"It's just that the energy transmission ports on my back and butt seem to hurt a bit...is it normal?"

"Oh, that...it's normal, it's better to say that it was specially designed by me."

Xue Ni smiled:

"When most people are drawn to energy, they will feel very comfortable lounging all over their bodies, just like certain physical behaviors, which can even be addictive.

In order to prevent the driver from being unable to hold himself dry when using this system, I installed this design on purpose.When the energy delivered by the driver to the body exceeds a certain limit, the driver will feel pain, which can be regarded as a warning. "

"Then turn off this function when you go back, I don't need it."

He Dan immediately made a decision, but his voice became more dull.

"...Are you really alright? Your Highness the Holy Maiden?"

Xue Ni clearly heard that He Dan's voice was abnormal, twisted her body again and asked:

"If you have any discomfort, don't hide it... This battle is not yours alone. You don't mind sacrificing to save the world, but I want to live more... huh?"

"Of course I don't want to die either!"

He Dan first slapped Xue Ni's neck hard, then suddenly hugged her tightly, the depression in his voice was like a volcano about to erupt:

"The problem is, can't you, little fairy, use your armor properly? You always twist and turn like this...Are you trying to corrupt me by treating yourself like a sugar-coated cannonball?"

"……Humph."

Xue Ni didn't dare to move anymore, and she rolled her eyes after a while:

"You say that I am a damn black-hearted capitalist all day long, and you want to hang me on the street lamp... But I can't help it after being twisted in my arms twice? It seems that you like my body very much, Your Majesty the Holy Maiden... ...Oops!"

"Don't say a few words, you!"

He Dan took another bite of Xue Ni:

"Since the various systems of [Extreme Wind Blue] are functioning normally, let's go back first... It's time for the final pre-war preparations."

"...Yes, Your Highness the Holy Maiden."

Xue Ni's eyes flickered a few times, but she still chose to be obedient.

The two returned to Earth soon, and contacted Li Si and Vivian for an online meeting together.

For [Extreme Wind Blue] to be so powerful, Li Si and Vivian were overjoyed, but soon had more worries.

What should we do if this ultimate weapon capable of destroying the world falls into the hands of people with evil intentions?

Li Si and Vivian were relieved until they heard that [Extreme Wind Blue] was very energy-intensive, no matter who was driving it had to sit in He Dan's arms.

He Dan and Xue Ni will jointly drive [Extreme Wind Blue] to meet the extraterrestrial demons. The next thing to do is to add some details.

It was Li Si who spoke first:

"I asked that guy Li Wei again, and I also carefully read his research records.

Although there is no clear data to prove it, I guess... such a large extraterrestrial demon will probably split into small individuals to meet it when it is attacked.

Those small individuals also have extremely strong erosion and infection capabilities, so they cannot be let go.

However, the weapon equipped with 【Extreme Wind Blue】 seems to be the only one with the ability to completely destroy the target in 【Son of the End】? "

"Emmm... indeed."

Xue Ni nodded quickly:

"I didn't consider this kind of situation when I was designing [Extreme Wind Blue]. Except for [Son of the End], which has the ability to completely destroy, the rest of the weapons are mainly based on penetration or cutting ...

Looks like I'll have to improvise some new weapons, I might need a little time. "

"There's no need to be so troublesome."

Li Si smiled and waved his hands:

"You should have a universal launcher that can adapt to most missiles, right? Just bring that... After all, this is a major event to save the world. How can the empire do it without a little effort?