The exciting life of becoming a paper man wife

"Where are you now? Is there anything wrong? Why did you contact me so late? Do you know that I'm almost worried to death... Now the entire Central Plains County's demon slayers are almost out, and they are doing their best to cooperate with the local military and police in the search Your whereabouts!"

"Uh……"

He Dan didn't expect that the matter would be so serious, and she swallowed the answer 'just remembered'.

It's already shameful enough to be teased by the [Gift Bag Fairy] by some means yesterday, but it would be too shameful to be spanked by Sister Yin again.

"I was attacked yesterday, and the other party used a very strange bullet. Not long after I was shot, I could hardly control my body, and my consciousness quickly became blurred. It was [Jin Nang Fairy] who saved me."

He Dan explained:

"I don't know what happened after that. I just woke up not long ago. I should be in a high-end hotel, right? Anyway, the decoration here is quite luxurious, and the [Gift Bag Fairy] is gone."

"It's that [Gift Bag Fairy] again?"

Sister Yin's tone was quite suspicious:

"What on earth is she trying to do... why is she always staring at you, Dandan?

Forget it, let's forget about [Gift Fairy], Dandan, don't go anywhere, I'll let someone locate your hotel by phone, and then I'll pick you up! "

"Well, I won't go anywhere, don't worry, Miss Yin~~."

He Dan's heart was very warm, and his tone was soft.

It is a pity that she has no parents in her life.

Although the dean of the orphanage was kind to her when she was a child, it was more out of duty.

He Dan is very satisfied to meet a guardian like Sister Yin who obviously cares about her and is anxious for her.

Demon Slayer's work efficiency is very reliable, less than 10 minutes after hanging up the phone, He Dan heard buzzing outside the window.

Sister Yin actually drove a helicopter to pick her up!

"It's fine... we'll talk about the rest when we go back."

After a silent hug, Yinjie continued to fly the plane in silence.

But He Dan could hear anger from her tone.

This special adviser to the demon slaying division, who has been in a semi-retired state for some reason, is likely to become serious again.

The helicopter landed at the headquarters of Monster Slayer in Zhongyuan County, and Sister Yin dragged He Dan straight to Lao Kuan's office without saying a word.

"Tell me, who did it this time."

Not being polite at all, Sister Yin's eyes were full of evil spirits:

"Don't tell me you don't know... the one who attacked Dandan was the magic bullet! If it wasn't for her good luck this time, she just happened to meet [Jin Nang Fairy]...

In short, no matter who it is, I must make him pay the price!

If some high-level interests are involved and it is difficult for you to make a move, then let me do it!Anyway, I was originally a peerless murderous creature, so it's normal to kill someone to bleed like a river, right?In the worst case, let Dijun come and slash me with a sword again! "

"Calm down, Sister Yin, you need to calm down first~~."

Lao Kuan completely lost his usual prestige in front of his subordinates, he showed the appearance of a submissive younger brother, pouring tea and saying good things to Sister Yin, and even winking at He Dan desperately.

He Dan sighed slightly... She also wanted to smash the attacker to pieces immediately, but she was even more unwilling to lose Sister Yin because of it.

Dijun didn't kill Sister Yin with a sword back then, obviously because he was merciful. If she was more reckless, she would definitely not have such good luck.

So He Dan quickly hugged Yinjie's arm from the other side, shaking from side to side like a baby:

"Okay, Sister Yin... don't be angry, Dandan, am I okay? I believe that the demon slayer will uphold justice, and I have the ability to take revenge... Sister Yin, why don't you cook something delicious for me at home~ ~."

"...You little idiot! You still know how to eat at this time!"

Sister Yin tapped He Dan's forehead hard, but her tone became obviously looser:

"But little idiot, you are really careless this time... Do you know? You should be the first strong man in the world who is still alive after being hit by the curse."

"Hey?"

He Dan was a little surprised, but more curious:

"The magic bullet is the strange bullet that hit my chest? Is it so powerful?"

"What do you think?"

Sister Yin first gave Lao Kuan an angry look, and then patiently explained to He Dan:

"The mantra bomb, like the material elimination missile that bombed your community, is the latest achievement of the Imperial Academy of Sciences in the past few years, and it is a law-level weapon that combines the ultimate science and immortality.

The ability to neutralize missiles by matter literally means that all targets within the explosion range can be erased from the rules.

Take the games you often play Dandan as an example, that is, the material elimination missile does not make you lose blood, but directly deletes your code data.

That's why the missing half of your body, Dandan, couldn't be healed by any conventional means. It could only be reshaped by introducing omega substances that are not bound by the current rules of the universe.

The same is true for mantra bullets, which can directly interfere with the target according to the rules, cutting off the target's control over their own body and energy... Using the same game as an example, it is equivalent to disconnecting you from the Internet.

Ordinary people are not a big problem after being hit by the magic bullet, just like a normal gunshot wound.

But if a strong person like you, Dandan, who has huge energy in your body is hit by the curse, it will be very troublesome.

Uncontrolled energy often goes completely berserk, blowing up everything including its owner.

Fortunately, Dandan, you met the [Gift Bag Fairy], and the omega matter is not bound by the law, so you survived in the end...

In short, you are really thrilling this time. "

Chapter 55 Green Turban

"That is to say... this is the second time I have been attacked by a law-level weapon?"

He Dan gave a wry smile:

"Who on earth thinks highly of me... or am I simply unlucky?"

"You have to ask Xiao Kuankuan about this..."

Sister Yin squinted at Lao Kuan:

"Law-level weapons are the most valuable possessions of the empire.

Regardless of the material elimination missile or the spell element bomb, the annual output is no more than three and the inventory limit is no more than ten.

But just over a year ago, due to someone's negligence, all the material elimination missiles and spell bombs produced by the empire last year were lost, and they have not been recovered until now, right? "

"Have you lost a year's production?"

He Dan covered his mouth to hide his surprise, and his eyes flickered when he looked at Lao Kuan:

"Uncle Kuan, why are you so careless? How much did you lose?"

"I was calculated by someone."

Lao Kuan gave a very helpless wry smile:

"I don't know exactly what happened, but because the place where it happened happened to be within my jurisdiction, I took the blame...

A total of two material elimination missiles and three magic bullets were lost. "

"That is to say... there is a high probability that the enemy still has a matter elimination missile and two spell bombs in their hands?"

He Dan's complexion was ugly:

"What should I do? I don't want to be ejected by the curse again... The feeling that the energy in my whole body is out of control as if it will explode in the next second is too scary."

"...Actually, the magic bullet is not as powerful as you imagined, Dandan. It is the enemy's sneak attack and your own carelessness that make it so dangerous."

Lao Kuan explained:

"Although the effect of the magic bullet is powerful, it is too small, and the various electronic components and immortal art inscriptions inside are very precise, and it will be destroyed if it is slightly affected.

As a result, the mantra bullets cannot add other effects other than their own effects, and all aspects of attributes are the same as ordinary bullets.

The magic bullet must directly hit the target's body to take effect, so theoretically a set of full-coverage bulletproof armor can effectively resist the magic bullet.

The purpose of the original design of the magic bullet is not to use it on the frontal battlefield, but to deal with some giant beasts with extremely large energy in the body or to assassinate the strong.

But most of the strong will carry some emergency defense measures with them, and they are not very afraid of the magic bullet.

Only a strong person like you Dandan who not only has huge energy in his body, but also does not rely on external defenses, is the best assassination target of the magic bullet..."

"I was really targeted!"

He Dan immediately pouted angrily:

"Who the hell? I haven't offended anyone. Why do you do this to me?"

"...It seems a little strange when you say that."

Lao Kuan frowned slightly thoughtfully:

"Before the neighborhood you lived in was attacked by material elimination missiles, I thought I was being chased too closely and was protested by those bastards.

But now it seems... the missile was most likely aimed at you, Dandan. Did you have any special experience before, Dandan? "

"What experience can I have..."

He Dan spread his hands and smiled wryly:

"I grew up in an orphanage, and I have been living in a house allocated by the empire since I was a child. All the processes can be checked clearly in the database... It's just a very ordinary dead house, okay?"

"Maybe... it's your real identity, Dandan?"

Sister Yin also guessed from the side:

"I remember hearing from you, Dandan, that at the beginning of the explosion, there was an aqua blue shield that helped you resist the attack, right?

Can withstand the matter elimination missile... Even if it is only resisted for a while, the water blue shield must not be a mortal thing, at least it is a magic weapon of the fairy family above the middle grade. "

"But I really don't know what that water blue shield is?"

He Dan scratched his head in distress:

"I grew up in an orphanage as long as I can remember, and I have no impression of identity."

"Then this time may be a chance to find out your true identity, Dandan!"

After finishing speaking, Sister Yin looked at Lao Kuan again:

"I have asked Dandan several times. She is sure that she saw the murderer after being shot. It was a man wearing a green turban. You don't know who they are, do you?"

"Of course I know... In fact, they have never concealed their identities, and it was the same when they used material elimination missiles to attack civilian communities last time."

Lao Kuan nodded, but his tone was still helpless:

"But it's no use just knowing who they are ... we don't know where they are, or how big or how many they are.

The demon slayer is not afraid of any powerful enemies, and we really want to show Dandan this, but we must first know where the enemy is? "

"Wait a minute first~~."

He Dan suddenly interrupted with some dissatisfaction:

"Uncle Kuan, what charades are you playing? Does the green turban have any special meaning? Why have I never heard of it?"

"This is..."

Sister Yin and Uncle Kuan looked at each other, and finally Sister Yin shrugged and explained:

"Because that period of history is not glorious, it was only objectively recorded in history books and was not included in history textbooks. It's normal that you haven't heard of Dandan."

"Disgraceful history?"

He Dan started gossiping all of a sudden, hugged Sister Yin's arm again and shook:

"Tell me about it~~."

"Of course it's okay to tell you, but you're not allowed to go out and talk nonsense, you know?"

Sister Yin nodded He Dan's head, and when she agreed, she cleared her throat and began to speak:

"This happened about...about 1800 years ago, and it happened in our Zhongyuan County.

In Hechang City at that time, there was once a young immortal cultivator with outstanding talent, who repeatedly killed powerful demons not long after his debut, and was called "Zhang Tianshi".

Highly cultivated and handsome yet young, [Zhang Tianshi] naturally has mad bees and butterflies around him.

The young, frivolous and high-spirited [Zhang Tianshi] never refused to come, and married several beautiful women as wives and concubines in one go.

In this way, [Zhang Tianshi] became a winner in life for a period of time, but unfortunately the good times did not last long.