The exciting life of becoming a paper man wife

It turns out that she thinks too much.

"What? Are you saying hello to your toy fairy again?"

Knowing He Dan's arrival from the servants, Miss Bai immediately put down her work and rushed back to another courtyard, carrying a big lunch box in her hand:

"Have you had breakfast? Would you like to have some together?"

"...Then let's eat something together."

While answering, He Dan also played with the white silk feet of [Jin Nang Fairy] a few times, but he still didn't get any response.

She could only sigh and rearrange the [Gift Bag Fairy], then walked to Bai Shishi's side, took the big lunch box and opened it.

"what?"

As a result, He Dan immediately frowned, and kept flapping his small hands around his mouth to disperse the airflow:

"What are you eating...why is there a bad smell?"

"This thing is called snail noodles, and it's a special snack in the southwest~~."

Bai Shishi was intoxicated and took a deep breath:

"Don't look at this thing, it smells a bit weird, but it's actually delicious... Just try it once, it will completely conquer your mouth!"

"Snail noodles?"

He Dan raised his eyebrows.

Of course she knows this thing, she was famous in the world in her previous life.

Although she hasn't tasted it herself, she has seen many bloody conflicts caused by eating snail noodles in the dormitory, and she has always been curious about this legendary snack.

It's a pity that she belonged to that kind of cat's tongue in her previous life. She couldn't eat hot or spicy food. She was discouraged from trying snail noodles several times.

Did not expect to meet again now.

...then give it a try.

With He Dan's current physique, he would be fine even if he drank magma, let alone mere snail powder?

She quickly picked up the chopsticks and tasted a couple of mouthfuls, and found that, as Bai Shishi said, the strange taste combined with the strong and spicy taste was particularly addictive.

Suck yo~~.

Bai Shishi also quickly joined the battle, eating loudly on purpose, and at the same time, he and He Dan ate both ends of a stick of noodles until they tasted each other's tongue.

The two of them ate and had fun without any scruples. After a while, the battle escalated and the snail powder was everywhere.

"Wait first!"

Chapter 662 The correct way to treat autism

"what happened?"

Seeing that He Dan got up and wanted to go to the bed, Bai Shishi, who had already played with excitement and was a little confused, rushed over and hugged her feet, and took a few sips:

"Have you thought of any new tricks to wake up your toy Sleeping Beauty? Let's talk about it later... Let me satisfy you first... Huh~~."

As Bai Shishi was talking, she wanted to rub against He Dan, but He Dan suddenly used the essence to absorb, and flicked on Bai Shishi's lower abdomen, causing Bai Shishi to fall softly to the ground.

Damn it... I'm talking about making me truly satisfied, not using my ability to empty me out!

Bai Shishi's blurred eyes were full of resentment, and she shouted angrily in her heart, but there was nothing she could do about He Dan.

It's true that she's still that skilled entertainment veteran, but He Dan is no longer what she used to be.

The green is better than the blue, and now He Dan is not only superior in technology, but also has various abilities that can be used. Bai Shishi is no longer her opponent at all.

Ignoring Miss Bai who could only lie wriggling on the ground, He Dan quickly walked to the bedside and carefully observed the green-haired girl with dull eyes.

...Well, it is indeed different from before!

The pose of [Gift Fairy] was posed by He Dan herself, and she remembered it very clearly.

Although the angle of the head tilted slightly changed, it was the first time in so many days that [Jin Nang Fairy] had a spontaneous reaction, and He Dan could not be underestimated.

...what is different from before?

He Dan got a little closer to [Fairy of the Kit], while continuing to observe carefully, recalling the differences between today and the past.

Unexpectedly, [Fairy of the Kit] actually reacted again... Although it was very slight, He Dan still saw her frown slightly.

Ok?

He Dan began to think.

The reaction of subconsciously frowning is usually produced when something very annoying is approaching.

Does sister fairy hate me?

No... no, I have treated her as a toy for the past two days, and I haven't seen her show any unpleasant expression, only a very comfortable instinctive reaction.

But if it's not me she hates, it's...

He Dan immediately lowered his head to look at himself, and found that besides the messy dress, semi-transparent underwear and snow-white skin, there were also a few sticks of snail powder and its soup.

It's snail noodles!

He Dan suddenly realized.

The taste of this thing is nothing to those who can adapt, but it is very unbearable to those who hate snail noodles.

Obviously, 【Jin Nang Fairy】should hate snail powder, even to the point of being unbearable even in autistic state.

Then it should be obvious what to do next.

With a smirk on the corner of He Dan's mouth, she returned to the table where Bai Shishi was, and picked up the lunch box with about one-third of the snail noodles left.

"Come on, Sister Fairy, I'll feed you something good, ah~~."

Move it!

Under He Dan's surprised eyes, [Jin Nang Fairy] finally made a big move... She not only shrank her head back to avoid the fork wrapped in snail noodles, but also tightly knit her beautiful eyebrows together.

"Sister Fairy?"

He Dan hurriedly tried to call out again, and put his hand in front of [Jin Nang Fairy] and shook it violently, but found that there was still no focus in those beautiful eyes.

"Tsk, you must force me to be the last, right?"

By this time, He Dan certainly understood that even if she exhausted all her medical skills, she couldn't cure a person who was pretending to be crazy, but the snail powder could reveal the other person's true colors.

"Blindly escaping is not the way... You face the reality for me!"

He Dan's movements suddenly became tough. With one hand, she roughly opened the mouth of [Jin Nang Fairy], and with the other hand, she mercilessly fed a fork of snail powder into it.

"Woo...uh...cough cough cough cough!"

[Gift Fairy] suddenly showed an extremely painful expression, and coughed violently.

Those unfocused and dull eyes finally had a normal human reaction... and became tearful while coughing.

"Hmph, let me just say, there is no such thing as autistic... You really are pretending to be crazy because you dare not face reality... Whoops."

He Dan hadn't laughed a few times triumphantly when he was bitten to the core by the somewhat embarrassing [Jin Nang Fairy], and the two of them rolled into a ball.

"Wow……!"

He Dan managed to break free from [Jin Nang Fairy]'s mouth, and was about to fight back, but [Jin Nang Fairy] suddenly hugged her and burst into tears.

The cry was quite sad and helpless, like a child over 2000 years old.

"Uh……"

In fact, He Dan was also very annoyed by the various behaviors of [Jin Nang Fairy], but at this time, he was still unwilling to sprinkle salt on his wounds.

"Hey……"

She just sighed helplessly, then stroked the back of [Jin Nang Fairy] softly comforting:

"Okay, okay...Although I don't know what happened to you in your hometown, you can tell me about it~~."

"...It's gone, it's all gone."

[Jinnang Fairy] After crying for a long time, she calmed down a little, lying in He Dan's arms while sobbing and saying intermittently:

"You Daqin have an old saying called [harming others will eventually harm oneself]... Maybe it's me.

For the selfish idea of ​​wanting to go home, I not only hurt many innocent people, but also shattered the barriers of your world, bringing hidden dangers to the survival of your civilization.

But the result of all this...was nothing to fetch water from the bamboo basket. In fact, I was already homeless.

My hometown...was destroyed!Wooooooooow..."

【Jin Nang Fairy】Crying again while talking, He Dan continued to pat her on the back and comforted her softly, but he was relieved in his heart.

[Fairy in the Kit] has this kind of cognition, which means that He Dan's plan has succeeded, and [Fairy in the Kit] completely regards the illusion created by Eve as reality.

In this way, [Gift Fairy] should completely give up the plan to go home, and there is no reason to try to destroy the world barrier.

The fact is also the same. After being forcibly pulled out of the autistic state by He Dan with snail powder, [Jin Nang Fairy] had to accept the 'reality' that she was homeless.

Suddenly there is no goal in life, and [Gift Fairy] becomes quite decadent.

She stays at home all day, most of the time she curls up on the bed with her knees in her arms and looks silly, and often shows a very guilty expression.

Only when being bullied by He Dan like a toy, [Gift Bag Fairy] will feel a short-lived joy, and the guilt in his heart will be slightly relieved.

He Dan also tried to resolve the grievances between [Jin Nang Fairy] and Vivian, but failed.

Vivienne gritted her teeth in hatred when she mentioned the heart thief, and [Jin Nang Fairy] also didn't dare to apologize in person because the dragon's heart was gone.

Chapter 663

Regarding the current state of [Jin Nang Fairy], He Dan has no good solution. He can only temporarily raise her in Bai Shishi's other courtyard like Jinwu Zangjiao. Come and see when you are free. It's cool by the way.

Compared with this kind of personal relationship between children, He Dan is more worried about the safety of the world... If the mysterious crisis of annihilation that Mites and the Twilight Sect talk about is not resolved, she will always find it difficult to enjoy life with peace of mind.

The emperor and the goddess of light are currently repairing the world barrier on the moon, which is a golden opportunity for some conspirators to make trouble.

He Dan always felt that the Psychic Witch would take this opportunity to come out and cause trouble, so he mobilized all the forces of the Demon Slayer, the Knights, and the Robocop, and was always on guard against the actions of the remnants of the Twilight Sect.

However, the Witch of the Mind could not be found as if she had evaporated from the world. On the contrary, there was a new disturbance on the side of the Radiance Alliance.

. . . . .

This should have been a sunny day. In a certain mining area of ​​the Southern Border Continent of the Radiance Alliance, the miners are working hard for a better life.

duang!

A skilled miner in his 30s swung down his digging tool vigorously, trying to dig open some wet soil in front of him to see if there were precious ores hidden inside.

However, the supposedly dull sound of tools entering the ground did not appear. Instead, there was a crisp sound like metal collisions. The miner himself even retreated several steps under the huge reaction force, and sat down on the ground.

"WTF?"

Looking at the gap in his digging tool, the miner's face is full of disbelief.

Because his digging tool is not only made of special alloys, but also has enchantments that increase strength and continuously restore the user's stamina, which is enough to cut through steel plates, let alone rocks and soils?

"Could it be..."

After being surprised, the miner soon showed ecstasy again, and looked around cautiously.

To be able to bounce his digging tool away or even knock out a gap, what is hidden in the rock and soil must be the top rare ore, a small piece can make ordinary people rich.

I would definitely not dare to swallow this miner privately, but you can still try to hide some secretly.

It was found that the other workers were located far away, and no one seemed to pay attention to this place. The miner who was dazzled by the interests for a while did not choose to report the discovery in time, but continued to dig cautiously.

Using his rich experience in digging ore for many years, it didn't take long for the miner to expose the hard objects hidden in the rock and soil.

Then he became disappointed.

Because it was not the top rare mineral he imagined, but an iron door the size of a manhole cover, and there were very complicated inscriptions on the iron door.

This should be a relic buried underground, which is actually not uncommon for the miner industry, and the miner did not make a fuss.

While lamenting that his dream of getting rich was completely ruined, he took out the communicator and reported his findings to his superiors.

The miner, who knew nothing about magic, didn't notice that there was a missing piece of the inscription on the iron door, which was the result of his initial click.

When he finished reporting the situation in a few words, the inscription on the iron gate also completely dimmed.