The exciting life of becoming a paper man wife

"Aren't they all the same? You lost your way!"

Snapped!

Sister Yin slapped He Dan's ass hard, then took off the clothes on the mechanism doll and threw it to the second daughter in the iron box:

"Let's make do with it first. It may not fit well, but it's better than naked."

"I... I don't need it~~."

He Dan kissed the black pearl bracelet while talking, let the one-piece bodysuit cover his delicate body again, and then helped Elena get dressed in a hurry.

"I've seen Sister Yin~~."

Facing Miss Yin's scrutinizing eyes, Elena was not afraid at all, but bowed slightly according to the ancient rituals of the Radiance Alliance:

"I'm Elena Roosevelt, the witch of stars and destiny. I've made a lifetime agreement with Dandan. Please feel free to hand her over to me~~."

"A promise for life?"

Sister Yin snorted and looked at He Dan:

"Is that true? Have you decided to marry this witch?"

"Marry, marry... marry? Why do you use this word? Can't I marry her in?"

He Dan blushed and puffed up his chest, as if he wanted to appear stronger.

"Cut, have you ever seen a pig running without eating pork?"

Sister Yin gave He Dan a white look:

"No matter what I say, I have lived for so many years, and I have known many lily couples. Dandan, you look like you have been eaten up and completely tamed by others. What else can you do if you are not married?"

"It's not tamed!"

He Dan yelled out immediately, but he lost the battle after not holding on for a while under the half-smile eyes of Sister Yin and Elena.

"Okay... okay."

She could only nod her head shyly and admit it, but she still didn't give up completely:

"I admit that she is more powerful now, but I will regain my status one day! Besides, we have only just dated, and it is still far away whether we are married or married~~."

"Are you dating..."

Sister Yin groaned again and looked Elena up and down for a long time before finally nodding slightly:

"It's okay...Although you are a witch, you don't have that silvery aura on your body. You should be innocent until you meet Dandan, right?

I don't know what kind of idea you have, but it's really not easy for a witch to be as clean as you, so let's just trust you.

Don't let me catch you, and don't let me know what bad things you're doing.Otherwise, even if you are Dandan's date, you will never be able to leave Daqin alive!

understand? "

"Understood~~."

Elena is also quite well-behaved in front of Sister Yin:

"Since I've formally dated Dandan, you, Sister Yin, are also my elders. I will definitely remember the elders' words!"

"You still have a little wink."

After reluctantly acknowledging Elena, Sister Yin looked around and got to the point:

"Let's go back and tell the detailed story. During the time when the two of you were having a good time, the battle has already been completely over."

Chapter 72 Valuable Loot

"Hey? Is the battle over? So soon?"

He Dan was a little surprised, and immediately thought that it might not be that the battle ended quickly, but that she and Elena had been happy for a long time...

"Cough cough!"

So He Dan immediately forcibly skipped the question just now, pretending to be serious:

"How is the battle?"

"Of course it's perfect!"

Miss Yin smiled and said:

"The Green Turban Army has completely become history. None of their members ran away. They were either killed on the spot or surrendered. Even [Zhang Tianshi] was completely dead."

"[Tianshi Zhang] died too?"

He Dan was a little surprised:

"Although he was severely kicked by me, he should have been severely injured, but his strength should not be underestimated. Who killed him? Sister Yin?"

"I really want to kill that bastard with my own hands..."

Sister Yin shook her head regretfully:

"But the immortal method he cultivated is too restrained for me, even if he has been severely injured by you, Dandan, I probably can't kill him.

It is the emperor who is wise, besides the two thousand Xuanjia troops, he actually sent two other top masters to ambush [Zhang Tianshi] in secret.

It was the two of them who ended [Zhang Tianshi]'s life. "

"There are actually two top experts who also participated in this operation?"

He Dan was even more surprised:

"Then Dijun really thinks highly of the Green Turban Army...it's just a terrorist organization, why is it necessary to mobilize so many troops? This is not killing chickens with a bull's knife, it is using a laser cannon."

"Then I don't know."

Miss Yin shrugged:

"Anyway, Lord Dijun seems to be very angry this time. He must kill the Green Turban Army, and he did."

"Okay... Maybe there are some deep-seated reasons for the level of high-ranking figures."

He Dan also decided not to investigate further, she and Elena stood up in front of each other supporting each other:

"Then shall we go home now?"

"Well, go home."

Sister Yin nodded, and casually pointed to the five pink-haired tentacle girls:

"Why do you keep these things? Just kill them."

"Stop, Miss Yin!"

He Dan quickly stopped:

"They are so beautiful, what a pity to kill them directly? Let's take them back and raise them... Isn't the swimming pool in the yard still empty?"

"Yeah, it's a pity to kill him like this."

Elena also chimed in:

"These are rare monster girls of the Radiance Alliance. They are very valuable. Even if you don't want to keep them, you can take them back and sell them. According to the current price on the black market, five tentacle girls can be exchanged for two top-grade fairy treasures from your Great Qin Empire." gone."

"It's so valuable?"

Sister Yin was obviously surprised, and readily agreed:

"Okay, then let's take it back and raise it... By the way, is this thing easy to feed?"

"It's not difficult."

Elena pointed to the pool of blood where He Dan almost lost his virginity:

"This blood-like liquid is actually an artificial nutrient solution synthesized by biology and alchemy. Its effect is basically the same as that of the sea water in the Chaos Sea, and it is a must for the tentacle girl to survive.

As long as this pool of nutrient solution is brought back, it will be no problem to keep these five tentacle girls alive for ten or eight years. "

"It turned out to be a nutrient solution. I said it tastes so sweet and delicious..."

After He Dan finished speaking, he was a little curious:

"Speaking of...why do the Green Turbans raise Tentacle Girls in their lair? Could it be that those men with green turbans have special hobbies, and ordinary human women can't satisfy them anymore?"

"Pfft... Wife, you really dare to think about it."

Elena couldn't help laughing out loud:

"Let's not say that Tentacle Girls are usually only interested in beauties, she is an out-and-out lily monster girl. Even if they really agree to have sex with a man, no man can resist...even if it is a strong woman at the level of [Zhang Tianshi] Those who are not careful will be exhausted and killed."

"Hey? Is Ji Tentacle so powerful?"

He Dan was even more surprised and a little proud.

She once faced the siege of five tentacle girls and succeeded in fighting back!

Although most of the credit goes to the strange Mishui of [Jin Nang Fairy], He Dan still feels that he is amazing!

"Of course...otherwise, my wife, why do you think the Green Turban Army would buy these tentacle girls?"

Elena explained with a smile:

"It's to guard me... These tentacle girls are in a sense the witch's nemesis, they are all my jailers."

"Witch Buster?"

He Dan's eyes lit up all of a sudden:

"Why? Is it because they have better technology and tentacles?"

If I learned a few tricks from Tentacle Ji, would I be able to turn around and call the shots in the confrontation with Elena earlier?

"Wife, you are lecherous~~...I always think about that, obviously I am the witch!"

Elena rolled her eyes coquettishly, but continued to explain patiently:

"Don't look at your wives, you can easily subdue them, the tentacle girl is actually not weak at all.

Not only are their tentacles extremely powerful and flexible, but they are also completely immune to and even absorb most middle and low-level magic... Maybe even fairy art is no exception.

In addition to using the special alchemy potion to restrain them, only a strong man like you who relies purely on physical attacks can easily defeat them. "

"Well, their strength is indeed quite strong..."

Thinking that even he was accidentally dragged into the pool of blood by the tentacles, He Dan nodded, and patted his chest in a big way:

"But I am still stronger! Since I can restrain them, there is nothing to worry about! I will definitely discipline them after I go back and make them obedient and obedient."

"of course."

Elena smiled lightly and nodded:

"Although there will be many accidents, they are all accidents. These five tentacle girls will become your wife's very useful help in the future... They are very useful in various senses~~."

"You can even predict these in advance?"

He Dan raised his eyebrows:

"Then dear, tell me... what are the winning numbers for the next lottery?"

"This is..."

Elena really started to think, her eyes were shining with silver light, as if she was using some kind of ability to peek into the future.

Unfortunately, she finally shook her head:

"No, I can't see it... Your Daqin lottery ticket should be directly under the royal family, right? There is a very powerful anti-prediction spell that blocks my peeping into the future."

"That's Zhan Tiansi's spell."

Sister Yin, who watched the two show off their affection for a long time, finally found a chance to interject:

"Foretelling the future is still a kind of time-based ability. Although this ability is very rare, it is not unique.

There are also many people in Daqin who can see through the secrets. In order to prevent them from opportunistically using methods like yours that can predict the future, Lord Dijun specially established Zhantiansi.

Alright... stop chattering here, pack your loot, it's time to go home. "

Chapter 73 Elena's Guess

Sister Yin brought a pool of nutrient solution and five tentacles to go home first, while He Dan and Elena had to go to kill the monster.