The exciting life of becoming a paper man wife

In fact, many members of the Demon Slayer who have the ability to fly like to fly by themselves when commuting to and from get off work. As long as they report to our air force in advance, there will be no problem.For example, that scumbag leader of your Demon Slaying Division battle team in Zhongyuan County, he is a complete nuisance... Ahem.

Alright, let’s just leave it at that... I also like watching your live broadcast, come on Sister He Dan~~. "

The drone team left quickly, and He Dan and Elena didn't go to the passenger plane to scare the passengers, but flew straight to Yinjie's house.

Flying and flying, He Dan was a little belated:

"No, I have never given you the direction. Why are you so familiar with the route? Could this be what you saw through the future observation?"

"Of course~~."

Elena proudly showed off:

"You are my wife, so your Yinjie is also my Yinjie, and your home is also my home. How could I not know where I live?"

Chapter 75

"It's not yours! I'm not married to you yet! Don't talk nonsense!"

He Dan retorted dissatisfiedly, and expressed his protest with his hands up and down, and swallowed Elena's delicate white earlobe from behind.

"Oh~~, my wife, you...!"

Elena moaned suddenly, and the flying broom shook for a while.

She couldn't free her hand to fight back, so she controlled the wooden handle of the broom and started to vibrate at a high speed, and finally forced He Dan to stop in a way that hurt both sides.

The two of them were fighting like this, and the distance of hundreds of kilometers passed quickly, and before they knew it, the valley where Sister Yin lived was already in front of him.

Before they landed, they saw Sister Yin teaching those tentacle girls a lesson.

I don't know what these tentacle girls did, they seemed to annoy Sister Yin.

Sister Yin tied all the tentacles behind them together into a knot, so that they could only huddle together and spit bubbles in the swimming pool that had been replaced with nutrient solution, and accepted the lecture with an aggrieved face.

"Uh... Miss Yin, what is this?"

"Dandan, are you back?"

Seeing He Dan and Elena, Sister Yin first greeted them with a smile, then turned viciously and pointed at those tentacle girls:

"This group of guys are so daring, they told them to stay here honestly, and they dared to attack [Tinker]'s wife!

However, [Tinker] and his wife are still legal monsters. If I hadn't discovered it early, I really don't know how to face the old neighbor...

In short, Dandan, your five pets are too bold, you must teach them a lesson for a few days, let them know what it means to be well-behaved and obedient! "

"This..."

Elena shrugged helplessly:

"Attacking beautiful girls is an instinct for Tentacle Girl, just like people need to eat when they are hungry. It is not easy for them to control this instinct. Wife, you have to work harder."

"It's okay, it's simple."

He Dan seems very confident:

"If you don't obey, hit them, and from time to time, make an example of them, and they will soon become obedient. Why don't we eat grilled octopus tonight? Eat it in front of them!"

"Grilled octopus?"

Sister Yin was obviously dumbfounded:

"Even if you want to kill chickens and monkeys, what's the use of eating grilled octopus? Dandan, don't you think that they all have tentacles and are the same kind of creatures?"

"Well... you'll know, Miss Yin, when the time comes~~."

He Dan giggled:

"Anyway, tonight's staple food is grilled octopus!"

"Okay...then eat grilled octopus, Dandan, as long as you like it~~."

Sister Yin shrugged dotingly, then turned and walked towards the kitchen:

"Then I'm going to prepare dinner, and your little lover and pets can take care of themselves~~."

After frightening the Tentacle Girls with his teeth and claws, He Dan took Elena's hand and walked into the small villa.

Although there is a high probability that the two of them will get tired of being together every night, it is better to prepare a separate room for Elena.

Even the closest people will have privacy, mutual respect for privacy can last long.

When they were arguing and arranging the room, Sister Yin's dinner happened to be finished.

In order to practice He Dan's so-called killing chickens and monkeys, they didn't eat in the restaurant, but directly carried the dining table to the yard.

"You! Yes, it's you, come here!"

In the pitiful, weak, helpless, but coquettish expression of a tentacle girl, He Dan stretched out his hand and pulled her to his side.

Tentacle Ji habitually wanted to use her tentacles to wrap around He Dan, but she calmed down with a pinch.

"Looking good...and you guys too!"

He Dan tightly grasped a tentacle on Tentacle Ji's back, and at the same time held a string of octopus that had been roasted until it was slightly browned, and put it to his mouth.

"In the future, if any of you are disobedient again! Attack girls indiscriminately again! I will cut off the things on your back one by one and roast them like this... Ahhh!"

He Dan ate a whole bunch of grilled octopus in three or two bites. He also pulled the tentacle of the Tentacle Girl to his mouth, and bit it lightly twice with a smirk.

"Aww~~."

He Dan's original intention was to threaten, but unexpectedly, the bitten tentacle girl was not afraid at all, and moaned comfortably, and the other four tentacle girls also looked envious.

"Hey?"

What's happening here?Why is it a little different from what you imagined?

He Dan was dumbfounded.

"My wife, you are such an idiot, you are so stupid!"

Elena finally couldn't see it, and stopped He Dan's stupid behavior:

"Have you forgotten? Tentacles are the weapons that tentacle girls use to attack beautiful girls. To them, it is similar to the thing that your wife you will lose forever...

Isn't it the same as 'eating sausage' when you nibble their tentacles that way?Of course they will be so happy!Stupid wife! "

"Ju...is that so?"

He Dan immediately blushed, and quickly threw back the tentacle girl who still had some unfinished business, sat down at the dining table to eat seriously, and never mentioned the so-called killing chickens to scare monkeys.

"But my wife, your method may really be effective~~."

Elena comforted He Dan at this time:

"Tentacles are the lifeblood of Tentacle Girls. Threatening to eat their tentacles is like threatening a man to turn him into a eunuch. It is still very deterrent."

"Yes...is that right? As expected of me, I am indeed a genius! Hahaha..."

He Dan laughed a few times, only to realize that there were all kinds of food scraps in front of her and Sister Yin, but there was nothing in front of Elena.

She was a little surprised and a little worried:

"Hey? My dear, why don't you eat it? Is it because Sister Yin's cooking is not to your liking? Or is it because your body is still not healed?"

"No... Wife, you worry too much."

Elena looked at Sister Yin apologetically before explaining in a low voice:

"People just don't like to eat meat... people prefer to eat desserts and vegetables."

"Dessert and vegetables?"

He Dan glanced at the time, his face was a bit bitter:

"Then dear, why didn't you say it earlier, it's already this time, both the dessert shop and the vegetable market should be off work... Where can I get you desserts and vegetables?"

"It's okay~~."

Elena stood up and walked to He Dan, squeezed into a chair with her, hugged her arm tightly and stuck to her:

"Just like my wife, you and Sister Yin, witches don't actually need to eat human food. Doing so is just a living habit, and it's our ancestors' order to better hide themselves in human society.

For me, there is nothing more delicious than your wife in this world.So it’s okay not to eat food tonight... I’ll just eat my wife tonight! "

"I'm stuffed!"

Before He Dan could answer, Sister Yin put the bowl down heavily, got up and left with the expression "I'm fed up with you two idiot couples".

Chapter 76

"All, it's all your fault! You see, Sister Yin was so mad at you that she ran away~~."

He Dan rolled her eyes at Elena very charmingly, she seemed a little angry, but in fact it was more like seducing her with refusal or welcome.

Not long after he had just tasted it for the first time, and he had been in the air together before, He Dan actually felt a little itchy and impatient with Elena.

If it wasn't for the fear of being ridiculed by Sister Yin, she would really like to take Elena to her room and make love to her as soon as she got home.

Now that Sister Yin took the initiative to give her the opportunity, how can she make good use of it?

"Oh~~, so you have already thought about it, my wife~~."

Elena quickly saw through He Dan's thoughts and kissed her directly.

"Wow!"

He Dan just resisted symbolically, then closed his almond eyes and let him ask for it.

The two kissed on the chair with a chirping sound, and their bodies became hotter and hotter from the friction. They soon ignored that they were still in the yard, and their movements became more and more wild and unrestrained.

Anyway, there are no other people in the small valley where Sister Yin lives within a radius of ten kilometers. The only neighbor [Tinker] is likely to pay public rations to his wife at this time, so there is nothing to worry about.

It didn't take long for He Dan to be half naked, leaving only black pantyhose on his snow-white and hot body, making all kinds of wonderful sounds under Elena's superb fingering.

But even so, Elena didn't seem to be enjoying it.

She pushed the leftovers on the table aside, hugged He Dan up, and took two thin slices of salmon to replace He Dan's corset.

"Hey? What are you doing... woo!"

The coolness of the iced salmon collided with the hot skin, He Dan couldn't help moaning, and was also surprised by Elena's actions.

But before she could express her doubts, she was firmly held down again, and she had no chance to speak at all.

After putting He Dan's kiss into the blurred state again, Elena triumphantly announced:

"Although I don't like to eat meat, if I have a wife and you come to eat, I will definitely do as much as possible! Then we will officially start, thank you for the hospitality, wife~~."

Naturally, it was followed by the torrential rain and the charming flowers.

The five pink-haired tentacle girls were also lying on the side of the pool, watching with wide-eyed excitement.

They were also eager to make a move, but after communicating with each other, they still chose to give up.

The tentacle girls have already realized that they are not He Dan's opponent, and it must be even more terrifying that the blond witch can play He Dan to the point that he is powerless to parry.

Can't afford it!Absolutely can't afford it!

It was already an hour before Eileen had enough energy and food on He Dan.

He Dan, who was played so well, took a lot of effort to get down from the dining table, trembling with his legs that couldn't be closed for the time being, he walked to the bath together with Elena.

The gentle and caring sister Yin had already set up a pool of hot water for them, and the two girls quickly jumped into each other's arms and rolled into a ball.

"Don't...don't come again~~!"

Sensing that Elena started to make trouble again, He Dan quickly stopped:

"I'm going to go to work at Demon Slaying Division tomorrow... I'm afraid we two won't have to sleep tonight if you stir up the flames again!"

"My wife, you think too much~~."

Elena didn't intend to stop at all, instead she posted more:

"I just want to help you take a bath, look... you can't wash yourself here, right?"

"That doesn't need you... Eh? Huh?~~!"

He kept yelling no, but He Dan's body still couldn't resist at all.

Immediately after the dining table, the bathing pool also became a battlefield, and the fierce night battle started again.