The exciting life of becoming a paper man wife

The aura of these two magic weapons is not very strong, but the shape is quite cute.

A black lace ring in the shape of a bracelet can automatically adjust its tightness, which seems to be a leg ring.

The other is a small pink and white bow, which should be an accessory on the clothes.

"This thing is the storage magic weapon you've always wanted, Dandan."

Sister Yin picked up the black lace ring and looked it over carefully, then said with a smile:

"As long as you wear this on your legs or neck, Dandan, you will have a storage space of about ten cubic meters at the bottom of your skirt or neckline."

"The bottom of the skirt and the neckline?"

He Dan blushed and thought for a while, then put the black lace ring on his lap:

"It's better to wear it as a leg ring... the collar will always feel very sexy, and I have always been interested in the four-dimensional skirt bottoms in anime and games, and now I can play like this myself!"

"Dandan, as long as you like it~~."

Sister Yin chuckled, then picked up the pink and white bow again:

"This thing...is a magic weapon that can passively defend against mental attacks. Dandan, although your body is almost indestructible, your spirit is far behind."

"...Indeed, this thing is very useful to me."

He Dan openly admitted his shortcomings, but didn't think about where to wear the bow for a while, so he simply put it into the bottom of his four-dimensional skirt together with other magic weapons that he couldn't use.

As for the remaining fairy coins worth [-] million Qin Yuan, He Dan didn't mention it.

She needs some magic weapon to make up for her shortcomings. Sister Yin likes money, and the two of them get what they need. This is a tacit understanding between them.

After counting the loot, He Dan still had doubts in his heart:

"There should be other weird things about that white oath, right? Sister Yin, you must have something else you haven't told me, so tell me quickly~~."

"Hahaha……"

Facing He Dan's suspicious eyes, Sister Yin couldn't help laughing again:

"Actually, there is no white oath at all, and Bai Youyou, the current Lord of Wu'an, does not have an older brother.

Bai Youyou was not originally Wu Anjun's heir, it was someone who was too troublesome, and was deprived of the heir status by the previous Wu Anjun in a fit of anger, so it was her turn to be the second daughter. "

"Could it be that white oath is...?"

"That's right, she is actually the elder sister of the contemporary Wu Anjun, the eldest lady of the Bai family, Bai Shishi."

Chapter 95

"Uh... is that guy really a woman?"

He Dan frowned and recalled:

"But...it doesn't feel like it! Even if I can't tell the difference between men and women, sister Lan Lan, who is proficient in medical skills, can't tell the difference, right? And that white oath is too frivolous. How can there be such a noble lady?"

"It should be some kind of high-grade magic weapon that can disguise one's identity. The camouflage effect of that magic weapon is difficult to distinguish even with professional instruments, let alone the naked eye."

Miss Yin shrugged her shoulders:

"As for the character problem...Dandan, think about it, if she didn't behave too outrageously, could the previous Wu'an Lord be so angry that she would directly abolish her inheritance qualifications?

I heard that since she was very young, she liked to hook up with other people's beautiful wives, and the entire imperial capital of Xianyang was restless.

If it was really a man, she would have been beaten to death long ago, but she is also a girl herself, and no one can say whether the man whom she is attracted to is considered as an attraction.

I heard that even the emperor was alarmed by this incident, so Lord Wu An made a decisive decision, deprived Bai Shishi of her successor qualifications, and confined her at home.

It wasn't until her younger sister Bai Youyou inherited the position of Lord Wu An a few years ago that the eldest lady of the Bai family regained her freedom.

She didn't dare to mess around in Xianyang, the imperial capital, so she disguised herself as a man and messed around everywhere.

I used to listen to her as a story, but I didn't expect to be met by you Dandan this time. "

"So this is ah……"

He Dan nodded rather speechlessly.

While she was discussing Bai Shishi with Sister Yin, Bai Shishi was also discussing her with others.

In a certain room of the Bai family's mansion, Bai Shishi, who had just taken a shower, did not maintain her men's attire, but leaned lazily on a chair with only a bath towel wrapped around her.

Jingjing, the black silk secretary, stood behind her, skillfully pressing her shoulders.

In front of Bai Shishi was a video call that had just been connected.

A petite girl in a purple dress yawned and appeared on the monitor. After seeing the white poem here, she made no secret of her disdain:

"You good-for-nothing sister who can make troubles, why are you looking for me so late? Could it be that you provoked another wife and asked me to wipe your ass for you?"

"Hey hey, how dare you bother my dear sister, this time I have already wiped it clean myself."

Bai Shishi stared at the screen almost like licking her eyes, as if she didn't feel that there was anything wrong with being a girl-controlling pervert:

"I haven't seen you for a while, Youyou, you are even cuter! Did you wear the underwear I gave you today? Don't wear the childish bear pattern all day long, you are already a big girl, you have to learn to show your body in front of your sister Charm! The one with the rose red cutout from last time was just fine..."

"Shut up, pervert!"

Bai Youyou's angry little face was covered with frost:

"Speak up and fart if you have something to do! If you dare to talk nonsense, I will completely ignore you! Let's see if you will be beaten to death by the enemies who come to you tomorrow!"

"Hehehe, Youyou, you are still so arrogant... How many times have you said this? In fact, you are still very reluctant to part with me, my sister... Okay, okay, I was wrong, can't I be wrong?"

Seeing the girl on the screen making gestures to drop the phone, Bai Shishi finally became serious:

"The thing is like this, Youyou. As for my sister... I recently fell in love with another girl."

"and then?"

Bai Youyou sneered:

"Again, he was chased and beaten by his husband after he ate and cleaned up? Last time you slept with the proprietress of the Penguin Consortium in Goose City, I haven't dealt with it. This is causing me trouble again? Why don't you go?" Die, you idiot, useless sister!"

"No, I was almost beaten this time. Fortunately, your sister surrendered quickly."

Thinking of He Dan's white and petite but powerful fists that were close in front of him, Bai Shishi's chest is still throbbing.

Her eyes blurred for a moment, and then turned into a firm determination:

"I probably really fell in love with her this time, it's not the kind of fun I used to have... The thought of her meowing in front of me in only black silk makes me feel hot all over with excitement!"

"Oh?"

There was a trace of curiosity in Bai Youyou's eyes, as well as a trace of jealousy that was deeply hidden:

"Which woman is it? How can you be so fascinated by my good-for-nothing sister?"

"Actually, I've been paying attention to her for a long time, but Youyou know... I have special tastes, and I really can't get excited about single girls. I didn't expect her to fall in love a few days ago. That kind of moistened luster is everywhere. The shot was just amazing!"

Bai Shishi couldn't help but licked the corner of her mouth as she spoke:

"You should also know that woman, Youyou, the female anchor of the Demon Slayer Division who is very popular on the Internet these days... If I use some means to force her home, Youyou, can you handle the trouble?"

"It's her? No, absolutely not!"

Bai Youyou's complexion suddenly changed drastically, and there was no trace of sleepiness on the face that had been yawning.She stared closely at her sister on the screen, her voice was extremely serious:

"You must not mess with her, you'd better stay away from her, and don't have anything to do with her!"

It's too late, I'm afraid I've maxed out her hatred...

The corner of Bai Shishi's mouth twitched, and she swallowed the sentence forcefully, changing it to curiosity:

"Why? I've checked her information, and she's just an ordinary person with good luck, right? Why are you so nervous about her, Youyou?"

"you……!"

Bai Youyou bit her lips tightly, and after thinking for a moment, she still sighed:

"Actually, I'm just guessing, but I'm not afraid of ten thousand, just in case."

"Oh?"

"You should also know about the killing of the Green Turban Army a few days ago?"

Seeing Bai Shishi nodded, Bai Youyou continued:

"But what you don't know is that the emperor attaches great importance to this operation. Not only me, but even Sister Tiantian, who has been guarding the border, was called back to participate in the operation.

I can still vividly recall the scene of accepting the task at that time.Growing up so big, it was the first time I saw Dijun so angry.

And the reason why the emperor was furious and issued a kill order to the Green Turban Army was because the female anchor you liked was attacked by the Green Turban Army with a magic bullet... Do you understand? "

"... Youyou, you mean, that female anchor is still related to Dijun?"

Bai Shishi's eyes brightened, and she seemed to be more interested in He Dan.

"I don't know, this is just my personal guess, maybe there are deeper reasons."

Bai Youyou gently shook her head:

"I also investigated after the incident curiously, and I didn't find any intersection between her and the emperor. But it's better to be careful about this kind of thing that might be punished by the nine clans. You are absolutely not allowed to provoke that woman!"

"……alright, I got it."

Bai Shishi was silent for a while, then solemnly promised:

"Don't worry, Youyou, I will never provoke her."

I just want her to meow in black pantyhose!

Not only did Bai Shishi not be scared off, but her fighting spirit became even more high...

Chapter 96 Eavesdropping

"...Are you really giving up, Miss?"

After the video communication was hung up, Bai Shishi remained silent, but the female secretary Jingjing couldn't help it.

"How is it possible? Jingjing, you know me best."

Bai Shishi's eyes flashed with splendor:

"This is the first time I have suffered such a big loss since I was a child. How could I give up? I will definitely let that bad woman be my cat! Even if it is only for one night!

Let's continue to study her information after we go back!I don't believe it anymore, the majestic Miss Bai's family can't deal with that fool who only has brute force?

This time I was just careless, next time I will have the last laugh! "

"I knew that Missy, you would not give up..."

Jingjing smiled wryly:

"What about 【Ren Yutang】? Do you want someone to keep watching?"

"Of course!"

Bai Shishi nodded and licked the corner of her mouth:

"How can I be reconciled if a top-notch like Ren Qilan doesn't play with her once? If I can let her and that bad woman serve me with a face full of reluctance... Hehehe, just thinking about it makes me wet."

"But... Didn't you swear in the name of your ancestors that you would never harass Ren Qilan and Bai Ye Lingyin? Wouldn't this be bad? If Second Miss finds out..."

Jingjing hesitated a bit.

"It's the young master of the Bai family who swears, what does it have to do with me, Bai Shishi?"

Bai Shishi snorted confidently:

"That bad woman is too stupid, she must not think that I use a fake name!"

"As expected of you, Missy~~."

"Okay, Jingjing, let's not talk about this for now."

Bai Shishi suddenly stretched out her hand to grab, and grabbed Jingjing behind her in front of her, letting her sit directly on her body facing each other:

"I was made hot by that bad woman today, come and help me vent my anger first... Has it been a long time since you fulfilled your real responsibility as a female secretary? Can your useless husband satisfy you?"

"Miss?~~...Huh?~~, Miss!"

Jingjing was soon blurred by Bai Shishi's teasing eyes, the clothes on her body gradually faded, and her voice was so charming that water dripped out:

"Miss, you have never touched me since you took a fancy to that female doctor. You would rather do it yourself in front of her picture than let me serve...