The exciting life of becoming a paper man wife

He Dan's eyes widened, his face full of disbelief:

"I actually want to pretend to be a light novel writer and go to Shiling Village with her friends to collect materials? Isn't this going to be ruined in minutes? And what the hell is it that I was caught by the anti-pornography brigade when I helped socialize? Is it so difficult for light novel writers now? ?”

"Yeah, I heard that the introversion in that industry is very fierce, and most of them can't eat enough when they rush to the street."

Bai Ye Ayane shrugged:

"The little princess with black silk is pretty good-looking anyway, so she can go to help social media and subsidize it, those who don't even want social support are really miserable.

Don't worry about wearing clothes.I have already asked for you, the little princess Heisi and her two friends are just netizens, and they are not even sure whether they are male or female. As long as your acting skills are not too bad, you will be fine.

I still have their group chat records from the past two months. You can study them tonight and get familiar with the tone of the little black silk princess. "

"This... well, I'll try my best."

. . . . .

In this way, He Dan lay next to Elena and watched the group chat records all night until the early morning of the next day.

After kissing the witch goodbye who was still in a coma, and asking Ren Qilan to help him put on ugly makeup to hide his identity so that he didn't look so pretty anymore, He Dan set off.

In order to conform to the persona who is poor enough to support her social life, He Dan didn't wear the big-name luxury dresses that Sister Yin bought for her, but changed into a street stall.

A tight crew neck sweater with lots of threads, a faded denim skirt, a pair of black silk pantyhose that can be easily torn, and a pair of knockoff sneakers.

Although the clothes are cheap, they are also very tasteful. In addition, He Danna's good figure that can't be concealed even with ugly clothes, makes it even more flamboyant.

Along the way, she took the subway and the bus. After four trips, she met nine idiots and perverts, all of whom wanted to take advantage of her while it was crowded.

However, He Dan's advantages are not easy to take advantage of. Those idiot perverts ended up in the hospital, all with broken fingers.

After tossing and tossing for a whole morning, He Dancai finally arrived at the meeting place - the bus station closest to Shiling Village at the foot of Daxue Mountain.

It is said to be the closest, but in fact there is still a distance of nearly ten kilometers, but there will be no road in the future, and the car cannot drive up, so you have to walk.

Therefore, tourists who go to Shiling Village get off here before noon, and the guides from the village lead them to the village before dark.

Even though He Dan came quite late, there were already many people waiting at the station.

She roughly glanced at it.I found that there were young couples who seemed to be traveling for a tryst, there were businessmen carrying big bags and small bags as if they were doing business, there were photographers who also came to collect materials, and there were even female samurai wearing armor and holding a sword and led by the teacher. Club activities for high school students.

As for the other two light novel authors...

With it, it should be them!

Chapter 100 Who Says Women Can't Write Adult Novels?

The two stood at the back of the crowd, one fat and one thin, one tall and one short.

The tall and thin man wore square-frame glasses and held a black hardcover notebook in his hand.

The chunky one was wearing a baseball cap, with half a chocolate ice cream in his mouth.

They should be [Little Princess Black Silk]'s online friends, the tall and thin [Weird Glasses] who is good at writing supernatural novels, and the short and fat guy [Meaty Detective] who is good at writing mystery novels.

The three of them made an appointment online a long time ago, and when they met, they had to dress in accordance with their pseudonyms.

The short and fat guy doesn't need to dress up specially, but the thin and tall guy is obviously not short-sighted but wears glasses. He Dan is naturally the black silk on his legs.

"Hi! Glasses, chubby, here I come~~."

He Dan took the initiative to say hello according to the tone of "The Little Princess of Black Silk" in the group chat record, but the two were still in a daze as if in a dream.

The thin and tall man even took off his square-frame glasses and rubbed his eyes hard, looking at He Dan with disbelief in his eyes:

"You...you are [Little Princess Black Silk]? Are you really a girl?"

"Huh? Is it weird that I'm a girl?"

He Dan raised his eyebrows:

"Didn't I tell you that I belonged to a beautiful girl? As for making such a fuss?"

"How can there be a real beautiful girl claiming to be a beautiful girl on the Internet these days..."

Humpty Humpty also opened his mouth wide, even wasting half of the ice cream:

"We always thought you were a big guy with a girlish heart. We were just discussing whether you would really wear black silk with your big hairy legs. I didn't expect..."

"Didn't you think I was really a beautiful girl?"

He Dan took the words with a smile, and deliberately lifted the corner of his skirt and turned around:

"How is it? Does the princess's black silk look good? Do you want to be the princess' dog?"

"Cut, it's just a low-quality product that costs 20 yuan a piece in the supermarket."

The tall and thin man put his glasses back on and seemed to have regained his mind:

"Do you really think you are a princess?"

"That's right……"

Humpty Humpty also curled his lips and chimed in:

"We are two-dimensional light novel writers. We are not interested in three-dimensional women like you. Don't think that you can treat us as licking dogs because you are good-looking. We don't like this."

"Cut, that's why you deserve to be single from birth to now!"

He Dan disdained the two of them.

The three of them complained to each other like this, and finally regained the usual atmosphere of talking nonsense in the group, and eliminated the embarrassment caused by the fact that the beautiful girl netizens turned out to be really beautiful girls.

They didn't ask each other about their real identities, and continued to call each other black silk, glasses and chubby.

"To be honest, I still can't believe that you are really Heisi herself."

Xiaopang still seems to have some doubts about He Dan's identity, which is probably the intuition of a mystery novelist:

"There are very few girls who can write light novels, not to mention that you write the kind..."

"A pornographic novel for adults?"

He Dan snorted boredly:

"Why can't girls write pornographic novels? You are discriminating against women! After all, is it because you guys are so useless that I can only imagine myself being treated like this by various monsters? Don't forget this time Who first suggested coming to Shiling Village, it was me!"

"Uh...but as far as I know."

The glasses held the frame with their hands, and tentatively said:

"Spiritual events really happened in Shiling Village, and there are many witnesses of monsters...Aren't you afraid that the plots in your novels will become reality?"

"It would be great to have such a good thing, it's a dream come true for me!"

He Dan raised his chin with his hands as he spoke, pretending to be hungry:

"I will cooperate very much. I only hope that the monsters are as cool as the ones written in my novels!"

"...so perverted, it seems that it should really be me."

The suspicion in Xiaopang's eyes finally completely disappeared, but there seemed to be a little more emotion:

"A beautiful girl is so perverted, can this world really be saved...?"

OK, finally managed to sneak in.

He Dan, who had been observing the two carefully, finally breathed a sigh of relief, and no longer had to rack his brains to substitute that [the little black silk princess] every time he said a word.

The three continued to chat, and soon brought the topic to light novels, expressing their expectations for the trip to Shiling Village from their different perspectives.

He Dan has never really written a novel, but she has been a nerd for two lifetimes, and she has read quite a few of that kind of pornographic light novels, and chatting with them is considered stress-free.

It was not until 12:30 noon that the guide of Shiling Village arrived late.

This is an uncle who seems to be in his 40s. He speaks with a strong local accent, but his enunciation is relatively clear:

"Sorry everyone, the brat at home made trouble this morning, I took off my shoes and whipped him hard before going out, it was late.

But you don't have to worry, it's getting dark now, and there's still plenty of time.

My surname is Hu, you can just call me Lao Hu.Let's go, let's enter the village now, my wife has already arranged the rooms for you. "

Everyone basically didn't say much, just followed Lao Hu into the mountain, only the young couple walking at the back complained a few words in a low voice.

The mountain road of the old Hudai is obviously frequented by people, but it has not been repaired after all, and there are still many extending branches on both sides.

This kind of road conditions is not a big deal for people who often spend time outdoors, but a dead house can be very uncomfortable.

Both the glasses and Xiaopang were sweating profusely after walking for a long time, and He Dan hurriedly pretended to be panting when he saw this.

Among the high school students who came to the club activities, there was a short-haired girl who was scratched by a branch, and she was so painful that her eyes were full of tears, which made people feel pity.

Seeing this, the female warrior in armor and holding a sword took the initiative to communicate with Lao Hu, and then walked beside Lao Hu, clearing the branches with the sharp blade in her hand to open the way for everyone.

The female warrior's cultivation base is not low, and the sword energy she slashes can fly tens of meters, and she can't see a trace of fatigue after slashing dozens of knives, and her breathing is still steady.

But the real attraction of a female samurai is not her sword skills, but her body.

Her figure is tall and tall, her face is not soft, and she wears a black eye patch, which looks like the head of the one-eyed eldest sister of the extreme organization in the movie.

Although this kind of beauties have a valiant posture that is undeniable to men, they often lack femininity, and are not as charming as ordinary beautiful girls.

But the female warrior in front of me does not have this problem at all, because she has a significant advantage.

Her boobs are just too big.

Even the word 'big' is a bit of an understatement, it should be called 'huge'.

Every time she slashed with a knife, the two oval-shaped breastplates would vibrate up and down, attracting the attention of almost all the males in the team.

"...This female samurai, shouldn't her surname be Uesugi?"

Chapter 101 A Very Characteristic Female Warrior

"Uesugi?"

He Dan looked at the glasses with interest:

"Why do you say that? Are the female warriors of the Uesugi family very special?"

Several people nearby also pricked up their ears, and even the female warrior herself looked back at them.

The glasses didn't frighten him. He opened the black hardcover notebook in his hand, rummaged through it for a while, and then his eyes lit up:

"Yes, this is it! The breast size of the female warriors of the Uesugi family is directly proportional to the level of sword skills. The bigger the breasts, the higher the sword skills. They are best at a kind of sword skill that cuts from top to bottom, which can be called unstoppable!"

"Huh? Are you saying that the bigger their breasts, the better their swordsmanship? How is this possible?"

He Dan frowned even tighter, and the others also looked incredulous.

It was the female warrior who looked at the glasses unexpectedly, and seemed to be interested in him.

"Hmph, you don't know that, do you?"

Glasses seemed to enjoy the feeling of being the focus of everyone's attention, and began to explain in a show-off manner:

"It is said that this Uesugi family used to be a very famous warrior family, and many members of the family have participated in bloody battles for thousands of years, and some even served as generals of the Great Qin Dynasty.

Unfortunately, for some reason, it was difficult for the Uesugi family to give birth to a boy from a certain period, and no matter how hard they tried, they could only give birth to a baby girl.

Although there are many strong females in Daqin, the Uesugi family's ancestral swordsmanship style is fierce, which is not suitable for female cultivation.

Especially women with a heavier upper body, it is easy to be affected by chest fat, and they will hurt themselves before killing the enemy.

In order to change this situation, a genius appeared in the Uesugi family about 300 years ago.

She invented a sword technique that uses the weight of her chest to enhance the power of the slash, making her slash from top to bottom almost invincible.

This set of swordsmanship has been passed down to this day, and the Uesugi family has developed a variety of secret prescriptions that can promote breast development since childhood.

The fierce and unparalleled swordsmanship style and the huge breasts beyond ordinary people are the characteristics of the female samurai of the Uesugi family. "

Clap clap ~~.

As soon as the voice of the glasses fell, the applause of the female warrior rang out.

She deliberately slowed down and waited for the three of He Dan to approach, looking at the glasses with piercing eyes:

"I didn't expect to meet someone who knows our family so well here. Are you an old friend of our family, sir? Or do you specialize in cultural research?"

"It should be said that my grandfather and your family are old friends."

Glasses showed his notebook to the female warrior: