The exciting life of becoming a paper man wife

"Meow~~."

Xuemiao, who had been forced by He Dan to listen to Elena's words, was very obedient, and immediately yelled like a cat.

"Hey, you're so cute~~."

Eileen smiled and touched Xuemiao's head, only to find that she was trembling all over.

There are so many beautiful girls in the cabin, but she has been suppressed by He Dan's orders, and she is almost suffocated.

As a witch, Elena certainly has many ways to absorb energy, many of which only need the simplest physical contact.

However, the power of this method is also very weak. As long as the opponent's will is a little bit stronger, he can keep his own energy from being lost.

But if you don't resist at all, it's another matter.

For example, now, Eileen just tapped Xuemiao's lower abdomen with her left index finger, and she drew out a mass of platinum essence visible to the naked eye.

"Meow?~~!"

Xuemiao also straightened her body almost instantly, and immediately collapsed to the ground. The large amount of accumulated desires dissipated with the loss of energy.

While teasing Xuemiao and chatting, He Dan just felt that time flew by, as if he had just boarded the plane, and Zhongyuan County had already arrived.

Declining Jiang Qiqi's invitation to "come to my house for a sit down", He Dan chose to go back to his home first after the plane landed.

It's been almost half a month since she came out this time, and the five tentacle girls were at home by themselves, so I don't know if they caused any trouble for her.

They attacked [Tinker]'s wife last time, and they almost succeeded. If Sister Yin hadn't discovered it early, the consequences would have been disastrous.

There is a saying that you are afraid of what will come.

From afar, He Dan saw two more girls in his swimming pool.

In addition to the five pink-haired tentacle girls, there are two blond-haired fair-skinned beautiful girls who should be twins, soaked in the red nutrient solution, being played by the five tentacle girls together.

They seem to have lost the ability to resist a long time ago, they just roll their eyes and twitch continuously while drooling.

"You guys, what did you do!?"

He Dan roared angrily, and was so angry.

These five tentacle girls are all registered under her name, if any trouble is caused, she will not be able to bear it.

He Dan now only hopes that the blond-haired twins are in good health, and that they can apologize and pay some money to make the big and small things go away.

She was gearing up to give the Tentacle Girls a lesson first, but Sister Yin stopped He Dan with a big laugh:

"You're blaming them wrong, Dandan. An old friend of mine happened to be visiting these few days and gave some gifts to your little pets."

"Hey?"

Only then did He Dan realize that the five tentacle girls all looked aggrieved, as if they didn't understand why He Dan wanted to kill them.

……Could it be that?

Thinking of Sister Yin's current situation, He Dan's heart moved, and he opened his psychic vision, and looked again at the pair of twin sisters who seemed to have been spoiled.

Sure enough, there was a faint aura on their chests, and the inside of their bodies was completely different from that of humans.

These are actually two puppets that can be faked!

No one would have imagined that there would be icy gears and organs under the snow-white softness that was basically no different from the girl's skin.

"Is it... Senior [Puppeteer]? Sister Yin, the old friend you told me about making your body?" He Dan asked.

"Well, it should be that she can't be wrong."

Sister Yin sighed reminiscently:

"She's my best friend and lived here until five years ago..."

Chapter 141 How to Deal with the Witch?

"Then why did she leave later? Did she quarrel with you, Sister Yin? She came back this time to seek revenge from you?" He Dan asked curiously.

"how can that be possible?"

Miss Yin couldn't help laughing:

"That guy is just a person who thinks of what to do. He wants to come back to see me and give those two gifts. It should be done casually, just like she suddenly wanted to go out to do business five years ago."

"Business? What kind of business?" He Dan was even more curious.

"Phantom Love Mate series, you should have heard of it?"

Sister Yin replied with a smile:

"Did you want to buy it before?"

"Hey? Is that the one?"

He Dan blushed all of a sudden.

The Phantom Love Mate series is an explosive product that suddenly appeared on the market more than three years ago. It is equivalent to an inflatable doll, but it is much more high-end and more expensive.

It has exactly the same sense of touch as a real person, with breathing, heartbeat and body temperature, and can randomly generate various reactions according to different situations. It can be said to be the best sex toy in the world.

Of course, the price of the Magic Love Companion series is also frighteningly expensive. Even with the minimum configuration, a set is close to one million yuan.

Many people complain about this, saying that it is much cheaper to adopt a real beautiful girl.

Having said that, the sales of the Magic Love Mate are very hot, and it will not be shipped within half a year after the pre-order is successful.

When he was an otaku, He Dan fantasized that one day he would be able to order a fantasy love partner series according to his preferences, but now he was given two casually.

Thinking that pets would play with a toy that he hadn't even played with before, He Dan looked at the tentacle girls with a little jealousy in his eyes, and forcibly picked faults with his teeth and claws, which made them fierce.

Except for this small episode, everything was normal at home, and He Dan resumed his work and life as the hostess of Demon Killing Division the next day.

Under her pressure, Lao Kuan soon let go and agreed to let Elena join the live broadcast team to work with He Dan.

However, Elena is a witch of the Lighthouse Federation after all, so it is impossible to formally organize her. At most, she can only be regarded as a temporary worker of the Demon Slayer.

Temporary workers are temporary workers, He Dan doesn't care too much.

Getting an extra salary is secondary, the most important thing is that they can have a legitimate excuse to get bored with each other at work.

In this way, after broadcasting a few more episodes of knowledge about how to deal with supernatural disasters, and two people showing their affection in front of the screen, Shui Youxi suggested that this is not possible.

The knowledge lectures given by the black silk female teacher and the beautiful girl Lily's post to show her affection are very good, but the audience will also feel fatigued if they continue like this.

Compared with when He Dan's traffic was at its peak, the number of people online in her live broadcast room has dropped significantly.

It's time to release an outdoor monster-fighting show for a change!

I think so, but what to fight is a big problem.

Zhongyuan County is different from Daxue Mountain, it is the core area of ​​the empire.Those demons and goblins in the mountains have long since been wiped out by the demon slayer, and there is nothing to fight at all.

After searching for information for a long time, the girls finally found an old zombie on Beiman Mountain.

The old zombie's level is not low, he has intelligence similar to that of humans, and can communicate.

For this kind of existence, as long as it doesn't hurt people at will, the demon slayer will be polite before fighting.

According to the agreement made 20 years ago, the old zombies should move to the southwest of the Kyushu region of the Empire, and continue to live in the supernatural creature sanctuary there.

But for some reason, the old zombie violated this agreement and stayed on Beimang Mountain all the time. He was witnessed by tourists many times and scared many people.

Although the old zombie didn't attack the tourists, its breach of contract was a real deal. He Dan and the others planned to use this as an excuse to go to Beimang Mountain to "talk" to it, which was regarded as the effect of the show.

The application was successfully passed by Lao Kuan, and the four young girls, He Dan, Elena, Jiang Qiqi, and Shui Youxi, drove to Beimang Mountain by themselves soon.

They brought tents and a lot of camping equipment, and planned to live in the mountains for a few days, and negotiated with the old zombie while live broadcasting the adventure.

It's a pity that this mountain area has been developed too badly, not to mention monsters and beasts, even pheasants and hares are hard to see, and there is no atmosphere of adventure at all.

This first night's live broadcast was inevitably a little embarrassing.

At this time, a certain barrage was like throwing sparks into an oil depot, instantly igniting the atmosphere in the live broadcast room, causing other fans to respond one after another.

[If you can't find other ghosts, don't look for them... Isn't there one next to Miss Sister?Show us how to subdue the witch?Or be subdued by the witch...]

Everyone was very interested in this topic, and He Dan's eyes lit up, thinking that the proposal was a good one.

She immediately acted on the spot, and based on her experience with Elena and the knowledge about witches she learned these days, she began to eloquently:

"Witch... In a sense, it is indeed a supernatural disaster, but they are not so dangerous now.

Witches are also intelligent beings, and they understand the importance of coexisting with humans.Even the most thirsty witches are now very restrained when eating, trying not to harm the human body.

So if you really meet a witch and want to seduce you...in fact, don't panic too much.

Most of the time, if you firmly refuse, nothing will happen. If you can't do it, you can ask the demon slayer for help, or make preparations to make up your body in the next few days.

If you are an ordinary person without any special abilities, and you still want to have fun with the witch at the cost of energy, then you must remember two points.

First, don't make the witch angry.

Second, don't make the witch too comfortable. "

【Why?I can understand not to make the witch angry, why not make her comfortable? 】

[Yes, yes, I think my skills are good, and I want to make friends with the witch. 】

[Could it be that only as strong as you, Miss Sister, can you stick with a witch? 】

Almost as soon as He Dan finished speaking, various questions appeared in the barrage.

"This is..."

He Dan smiled meaningfully at the camera:

"Didn't I say that before? The reason why most witches don't hurt people now is because they are very restrained when eating.

But if the food is too delicious, they can't help but eat a few more...

Don't you feel wronged to lose your life for this reason? "

【really】

【Makes sense】

Only then did the fans suddenly realize, and they all sent bullet screens to echo.

Seeing this, He Dan changed the topic again, and his voice became charming:

"As for how I subdued the witch...hehe, everyone really wants to see it, right?

Then let you have a look! "

She immediately hugged Alina next to her, and got into the double tent that had been set up long ago...

Chapter 142 Get up quickly, something happened!

The ambiguous sound of the dress falling off and the girl making out immediately came from the tent, but the audience could only see a vague shadow.

【Damn it, this little goblin is deliberately seducing people again! 】

[The damn tent is too thick, right?Can't it be changed to transparent? 】

[Miss Sister is too bad this time... I curse her for being played with so much that she can't get out of bed! 】

[Upstairs are you a curse?Why do I feel like a blessing? 】

……

The audience in the live broadcast room were all annoyed by He Dan's behavior, but there was nothing they could do.

"This smelly and shameless person actually asked me to clean up her mess again..."

Jiang Qiqi muttered dissatisfiedly, walked into the camera with a clever smile, and sent a wave of welfare to the audience with a side-kick, which was barely enough to appease people's hearts, and the live broadcast ended smoothly.

"You Xi, look at how shameless the two of them are!"

After the broadcast, Jiang Qiqi first pointed to He Dan and the others' tent that had been moaning constantly, and then looked at Shui Youxi with a smile:

"Do you think the two of us also...?"

Shui Youxi gave Jiang Qiqi a disdainful glance, and casually took out a pink stick from her bag and threw it at her:

"When you're excited, just take this and play with it yourself. I have to write a plan at night, so I don't have time to mess around with you!"

"...What a workaholic, why don't you just marry a job in the future!"