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I'm really sorry that I can't compare to the women in Su Liang's family. Although I usually wear men's clothing, I also care about my appearance, okay?

Qingqian, the decades of friendship between you and me, why did you humiliate me like this!

And Su Liang, are you trying to piss me off!

"Humph!"

Shengzi snorted coldly, never looked at Mu Qingqian and Su Liang again, simply turned his head away, without saying a word, was so angry that he began to grind his teeth.

See here.

Mu Qingqian and Su Liang looked at each other and chuckled.

...

"Okay, let's heal quickly."

After finally coaxing the Holy Son, Mu Qingqian took the Holy Son's hand and said softly, "This ancient forest is full of dangers, weird and mysterious, and we must recover from our injuries quickly, otherwise, we may die sooner or later. here."

Hearing this, the Holy Son nodded, and he recognized it in his heart. When he knew that he was not messing around, he reluctantly nodded, "Okay, let's protect each other and recover from our injuries quickly."

Unexpectedly!

Mu Qingqian shook her head, looked at Su Liang, smiled softly, and then said something that made her dumbfounded, "Senior Brother Su has a book of dual cultivation skills, which can quickly recover from injuries, and the effect is very good." Although It’s double cultivation, but theoretically speaking, it’s also very effective for three people to practice together, so let’s three people practice together!”

"What nonsense are you talking about!"

The Holy Son immediately interrupted Mu Qingqian, and looked at her with a distraught expression, "It's just recovering from the injury, so there's no need for that?"

"Mu Qingqian, Mu Qingqian, I wonder why you defend Su Liang everywhere and have such a tacit understanding with him. It turns out that the two of you have had this kind of relationship for a long time, but, but you don't need to involve me, do you?"

"Have you fallen like this?"

But as soon as the words fell, the Holy Son was slapped in the face.

Mu Qingqian glanced sideways at Shengzi, without further ado, he handed over the exercises to Shengzi, and let Shengzi comprehend it by himself.

He flipped through the exercise with half-belief, and soon, Shengzi read it again, with a hint of confusion in his eyes

This dual cultivation method... so serious.

Using the yin and yang of men and women as conductors, borrowing the yin and yang energy of the heavens and the earth for their own use... This exercise seems to be more upright than the Daoist martial arts!

As the holy son of Taoism, she still has this point in her eyes.

This exercise...is very powerful!

Looking at Su Liang, and then at Mu Qingqian, the Holy Son was speechless for what he said just now.

With such a serious technique and such powerful power, it is really impossible to find any faults or omissions.

Seeing Shengzi's sincerely convinced look, Su Liang couldn't help joking, "This kind of double cultivation method is too dirty and filthy, it must not be in the eyes of Shengzi, how about it, does Shengzi still want to practice with us? ?”

Hearing this, Sheng Zi felt his face was burning hot, and under his pretty face flushed, he felt ashamed and didn't dare to look up at Su Liang.

...

Time passed, and after the three of them practiced and healed their wounds, it soon became night.

Taking out a whole set of kitchen utensils from the previous cooking, Su Liang was cooking dinner at a high speed.

On the other side, Mu Qingqian used sword skills to carve out three chairs and a table, and couldn't wait to sit in front of the table, waiting for Su Liang to prepare dinner, her eyes full of anticipation.

Having tasted Su Liang's handicraft before, Mu Qingqian can't forget the feeling of fragrant lips and teeth, she can't wait now!

Shengzi sitting next to Mu Qingqian watched Mu Qingqian's little feet keep touching the ground, his body trembling slightly, looking so expectant that he couldn't calm down at all, he didn't understand why, "Qingqian, what are you doing?" What?"

"Of course I'm waiting for Senior Brother Su's dinner."

Mu Qingqian said happily, "Brother Su's craftsmanship is really good. I didn't eat enough the previous time. Tonight, I must eat enough!"

"laugh."

Hearing this, the Holy Son sneered and sniffed at it.

Su Liang?

How could a shameless scum like him have any good skills?

Even if the double cultivation method he gave himself is very orthodox, but after all, he has peeked at himself, and he can't change his scum and perverted nature!

What's more, to be able to have the cultivation level of immortality at the age of double tenth, he must have been practicing and fighting all his life, so where would he have time to practice cooking?

impossible!

Thinking in his heart, Shengzi said unconsciously, "I don't believe that Su Liang, a shameless person, has any skills. Qingqian, you love the house and the black. If you like him, you think everything about him is good."

"The dishes he cooks must be bitter and salty, hard to swallow. Even if I starve to death, I won't eat a bite of his food if I jump from here!"

But as soon as the words fell, she smelled a strong rice fragrance.

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This is a special meat scent, with a strong fragrance, but it doesn't smell greasy at all. Instead, it makes people feel appetite, taste buds are mobilized, and the index finger moves.

If I'm in the sect, I can eat five bowls of rice with this delicious aroma...

Silently thinking in his heart, Shengzi met Mu Qingqian's eyes.

"Still don't want to eat Senior Brother Su's food?"

Mu Qingqian asked with a teasing smile.

gollum...

Swallowing unconsciously, the Holy Son shook his head with difficulty.

What, jump from here without taking a bite?

No, no, such a delicious thing, if you don't eat it, you will lose money.

Well, I really want to!

...

After a while, the food was served. Considering that the three of them practiced for a long time today and spent too much energy, blood and essence in healing, Su Liang naturally cooked a lot more food.

Although the quantity is not large, each dish is a big plate full. An ordinary person may not even be able to finish this plate, and they are already so full that they can't eat anything.

After the food was ready, Mu Qingqian hesitated for a moment, picked up a piece of meat, and handed it to Su Liang's mouth, "Senior Brother Su, you've worked hard, you should eat first... ah..."

Seeing Mu Qingqian's feeding, Su Liang blinked, without thinking much, opened his mouth, "Ah..."

As the delicacies entered his mouth, Su Liang nodded in satisfaction, feeling that the taste was really good, and his craftsmanship seemed to have improved again.

Seeing that Su Liang was eating happily, Mu Qingqian also laughed happily. Then, she picked up some more dishes and stuffed the most essential parts of each dish into Su Liang's bowl. I happily ate it myself.

He didn't realize at all that the chopsticks in his hand were also used by Su Liang just now.

And after taking a few bites.

Seeing the oily stains at the corner of Su Liang's mouth, Mu Qingqian blushed, without much hesitation, she took out the silk scarf, moved her slender hands close to Su Liang, and said softly, "Senior Brother Su, you, don't move."

The words fall.

Taking advantage of Su Liang's pause, he gently wiped off the oil stains at the corners of Su Liang's mouth with a silk scarf, and said softly, "Senior Brother Su, eat slowly, look, the corners of his mouth are covered with oil stains."

Seeing Mu Qingqian doing these intimate actions so naturally, Shengzi felt that he couldn't even eat anymore.

Su Liang's craftsmanship is really good. Even the ordinary-looking things are made crispy and delicious by him. You can't stop eating them.

but…

Seeing the closeness of the man and woman in front of him, Shengzi felt that he was already full, and vaguely, he seemed to have eaten a lot of dog food.

Looking at Mu Qingqian suspiciously, the Holy Son said, "Qingqian...you are so kind to Su Liang...feeding and wiping your mouth at the same time, just like a little wife, such an intimate thing, even if you are both Woman, I have never seen you do anything to anyone..."

"You and Su Liang, it won't be true..."

Before she finished speaking, Mu Qingqian stopped her immediately, "Okay, stop talking!"

immediately.

Mu Qingqian glanced at Su Liang cautiously, like a girl whose mind had been punctured, then shyly moved her eyes away, lowered her head, her pretty face was flushed, but there was a sweet smile on the corner of her mouth.

Maybe even she didn't notice this smile.

At this moment, Mu Qingqian felt a little ashamed.

Although Qin Bingyao is considered to be a generation lower than herself, she usually gets along with Qin Bingyao's peers, and Qin Bingyao also regards herself as a friend very much!

However, she treats her friend's man like this, not only is she attracted to him, but also acts so intimately with him...

Isn't it unreasonable to do this by yourself?

Bingyao won't mind being so close to her big brother, right?

Hmph, I don't want others, I only care about my brother.

at the same time.

"Ajiu..."

Qin Bingyao sneezed a little and rubbed her little nose, feeling a little confused.

At this time, she had just rushed back to Shengjing to join her master.

Although the contact with her husband has been broken, but for some reason, Qin Bingyao feels that her husband is safe and happy?

Ok…

So Mr. Lang must be safe, right?

Qin Bingyao thought in her heart and fell into deep thought.

...

While healing, Su Liang and the other three have also been exploring this ancient forest, trying to find out where they are currently.

With Su Liang and the others' cultivation at the immortal level, as long as their injuries are almost recovered, their strength will not be affected. The danger in this ancient forest is nothing to them.

then.

In a short time, the three of Su Liang lay flat on the ancient forest and explored to the end of the ancient forest.

"This is…"

Seeing the scene outside the ancient forest, the Son of God had a serious expression on his face, "This is the chaotic flow of time and space... So, we are in a chaotic space-time zone?"

Hearing this, Su Liang looked at the Holy Son suspiciously, "What is the chaotic space-time zone...?"

The Son shook his head, "I don't know much about this matter, but at least I can confirm our location."

While speaking, the Holy Son sighed, and took a few steps back, not to let himself be involved in the turbulence of time and space, and then said, "This is actually a small world that was cut off, not in the world that you and I know. In the world, therefore, in the world in our memory, there is no such ancient forest."

"Then can we go back?"

Mu Qingqian asked, pointing to the essence of the problem.

"I can go back, but I don't know how."

The Holy Son shook his head, "If we want to go back, we have to enter the chaotic flow of time and space, pass through this chaotic time and space zone, locate our world, and go through the space."

"To be honest, I don't even know if my master can achieve this level of ability, let alone us."

In other words, how to go back is a problem?

Su Liang thought about it, but also felt quite a headache.

With the current physical strength of the three of them, it is obviously unrealistic to cross this space-time turbulence. After all, he just approached, and he felt the crisis of destruction.

In other words, if you want to go back, you have to use the method they used to directly distort time and space when they came here?

Thinking of this, Su Liang's eyes lit up, and he thought of a way.

"Maybe, I have a way to get us back."

Su Liang said, and after seeing the attention of Mu Qingqian and Shengzi, he continued, "The reason why we came here is because my pupil technique is too powerful and distorts time and space. Then cast the pupil technique again to distort time and space, maybe it will allow us to go back."

After Su Liang unlocked the Emperor's Double Eyes on the third floor, the power of the Ten Thousand Years Eye Technique was indeed powerful, far exceeding the upper limit of the longevity level, and could even distort time and space. That's why the three of them came here. here we go.

According to Su Liang's idea, theoretically speaking, if he cast another glance at Wannian, he might really be able to go back.

Hearing Su Liang's words, Shengzi's eyes lit up, "It makes sense, let's do it this way, hurry up and use the pupil technique, and take us back."