vomit...
Timos spit out a black dragon's breath...
too disgusting...
After living for more than 3000 years, he was disgusted for the first time...
The giant king Ferdinand looked shocked. He didn't expect Lance, an old orc, to be so coquettish and let the dragon Dimos bite his body...
This is not only coquettish, but also cruel...
This old orc is probably the first guy who successfully disgusted the black dragon Dimos... and made the dragon Dimos speechless...
It turns out that sometimes shameless can really be invincible...
Princess Linna was also shocked. There is such a ruthless orc on the land of gods and demons, and let the dragon Dimos bite his body. How ruthless must it be to say such a thing?
Look at him making the dragon Dimos so disgusting... he breathed out...
After following the dragon Dimos for half a month, it was the first time she saw a strong man so disgusting as the dragon Dimos...
Seeing Dimos's reaction, the benevolent Lance was confused at first, and then became angry. He floated in front of the dragon Dimos and questioned the dragon Dimos loudly:
"What do you mean? I gave you a chance to take revenge, but you actually dislike my body and still vomit here!! Are you polite?
You are insulting me, do you understand?Immediately apologize to my physical body, otherwise I will never die with you! !
Why?What are you doing?Is it possible that you still want to hit me?I tell you..."
"I'm disgusting and I have to pay the price."
Throwing such a sentence, Timos pressed Lance on the ground with one dragon claw, and clenched the other dragon claw into a fist, and slammed on Lance's head viciously.
With one punch, Lance's head was flattened on the spot...except the mouth was still chattering...only the eyeballs could turn back and forth...
Princess Linna on the side saw this scene and covered her eyes with her dragon claws in fright. It was the first time she saw that an orc's head could be punched into a flat shape...
As flat as a sheet of paper...
"Dragon, it's fine for you to insult my body, but you still beat me, I'll fight you!!"
Dimos remained silent, and the dragon fists kept falling on Lance's head like raindrops, and the flat head was quickly smashed into the ground...
"Don't hit it... the dragon... I was wrong I was wrong... I was really wrong... don't hit it...my head will be broken if I keep hitting it It's..."
After venting the bad breath in his chest, Dimos let go of Lance, and kicked Lance aside who was in a soul state. After doing this, he didn't forget to take out the disinfectant to disinfect his dragon claws and feet...
I have lived for more than 3000 years, and I have never seen such a perverted old thing...
"Go away, don't appear in front of me in the future. Otherwise, I will beat you every time I see you, you disgusting old guy!!"
Timos had some thoughts about Lance's funeral objects, but now, those thoughts have completely dissipated.
Lance's funeral objects, he thinks it's dirty.
"Dragon, you bullied me too much. Did you say you wanted to bite me? I told you to bite me, and you disliked me...Why, my body is very..."
A black ink flame ignited on Dimos' dragon claws. When Lance saw this scene, he shut up immediately, and the dragon Dimos wanted to beat him up again.
What a violent dragon, he should have been imprisoned back then to sharpen his ferocious temperament.
Lance's flat soul body head was blown by the wind, and returned to its original shape. In the state of soul body, there will be no terrible scene of his head being blown up, and his head will be beaten into a flat shape.
No effect on him.
"Quickly get out of my sight."
"Disappear? Where are you going? I'm going to stay here with Giant King Ferdinand, and guard the seal here with him. I think...the beast god must have guided me here, let me stay here, and guard the seal. The seal here."
Lance looked at Di Moss with a serious expression on his face. It must be the beast god who guided him here.
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[The following is a brief introduction to the book]
In all tragedies, the most exasperating thing is not the inability to save everything, but the regret for the rest of your life when you have no strength.
Why can the villain do whatever he wants, but the protagonist is restrained?
In this regard, Xu Ying, who has a villain modifier, strikes hard.
Wash the white and weak three points, and blacken it ten thousand times stronger!
Jotaro: It's too short. As a father, the five-second time-stop is still too short!
Er Qiao (Stone Ghost Face): Humans have limits, take it, insect arrow + Requiem + stone ghost face = invincible!Go beat the priest and save my granddaughter!
Kariya: Whether it's Aoi or Sakura, I'm the one who came first!
BeastBB: Summon me, whether it is the Holy Grail or insects, I will grind them into powder, and I will create a world with only Sakura!
Naruto: Why!Why do people in the village hate me, why do everyone call me a demon fox, where are my parents?Where have they all gone!
"It doesn't matter, I will make a move."
Above Konoha, Naruto of the Six Paths opened his mouth indifferently, and threw out a large spiral wheel that was as black as ink in his hand. Endless light and heat burst out, razing everything he saw to the ground.
"From now on, let the world feel the pain!"
Chapter 6 How did I turn back into a human!!! [-]K
Guidance from the Beast God?
Seeing Lance talking nonsense with a serious face, Timos grinned, what is nonsense?That's it.
Lance saw the evil dragon Dimos grinned his ferocious dragon mouth in disdain, smiled slightly, and did not explain. When he was beaten up by the dragon Dimos before, he had used the power of the beast god, or invited the beast god Advent thoughts.But with this thought, a strong uneasiness rose from the bottom of my heart.
I always feel that if the beast god comes here, extremely bad things will happen.
The intuition of the strong man is very accurate, and Lance believes in his intuition, so he dismissed the idea.
In fact, before he said to stay here, the uneasiness had been lingering in his heart.It wasn't until he said to stay here that the lingering uneasiness in his heart disappeared.
Before, Lance felt that he chose to come to Titan Continent.
Now it seems that it was the beast god who guided him to come here, let him stay here, and guard the seal here.
It's good to stay here to guard the seal, anyway, the coffin containing his body has been brought to the Titan continent, and the orc kingdom doesn't need him, the once strongest druid.
Besides, if he stayed in the Beastman Kingdom, there might never be a junior who could surpass him in the Beastman Kingdom.
As the former high priest of the Beastman Kingdom, he hopes that the descendants of the Beastman Kingdom will become stronger and stronger, preferably strong enough to surpass him.
"Linna, remember one sentence, nonsense is never to be trusted, there is a saying called nonsense, what the old ghost in front of you said just now, you can understand it as nonsense."
"Oh oh oh."
Princess Linna nodded obediently. Although Lance is a kind-hearted old man, Linna still chooses to believe the words of the evil dragon Dimos.
Because the evil dragon Dimos has always done a good job in educating the "Crystal Dragon".
"The little dragons back then started to learn how to raise babies. It's amazing, cute little dragons, don't try to be bad. Don't think that the dragon Dimos beat me very fiercely. In fact, he has many enemies, and they are all The strong one, one day, he will also be pressed to the ground and beaten."
The crystal baby dragon in front of him is what a baby dragon should look like. When the evil dragon Dimos was bullied and beaten by them, he shouted——
"I'm still underage, and I'm still a young dragon in the growth stage. If you have the ability, you can come and fight with me after I become an adult..."
deceive who?
The young dragon is only a little over ten meters long, and the evil dragon Di Moss was nearly 40 meters long. With such a big dragon body, who would believe you if you said you were underage?
I want to be an evil dragon like Dimos, but the problem is... I'm not even a real young dragon... The current young dragon form is still caused by drinking a potion by mistake, waiting for the medicine of the potion If the effect disappears, I will directly transform back into a human form...
I miss my human appearance, and I hope that after I become a human, I will still be pretty and cute... Don't have any sequelae...
Lina prayed in her heart.
After praying, Linna raised her head and asked Timos when she was going to leave here. She was horrified to see a human head suddenly "grow" from the dragon horn on the head of the evil dragon Timos! !
"Dididi...Di Moss, you, you...how did a human head grow out of your dragon horn..."
"??" A human head grew out of the dragon's horn?
Timos was a little scared by Linna's words, how could there be a human head growing on his dragon horn?
Even if he mutated, there shouldn't be a human head on the dragon's horn.
"Freeze said."
"No nonsense, a human head really grew out of your dragon horn!"
Giant King Ferdinand took a look at Timothy's dragon horn, and found that a human head really "growth" from Timothy's dragon horn.
Lance saw it too, and he was a little speechless when he saw the head appearing on the dragon horn of Timos with kind eyes.If he didn't know the head on the dragon's horn, he really thought that the dragon Dimos had mutated.
"Young dragon, her name is Amelia, she used to be Her Majesty the princess of the orc kingdom. It's the same as me, no, it's a little different from me. Amelia's current state is somewhere between the undead and the god of the earth."
"Hee hee, cute little dragon, I am the legendary "Princess Mononoke" in the orc kingdom. When you see me, good things will happen to you. You can also make a wish to me. There is a certain chance that the wish will come true. oh. "
Smiling and waving to the young dragon Linna, Amelia floated out of Dimos's horns and appeared in front of Dimos, "Dragon Dimos... Long time no see, remember my once Is it a creditor? I didn’t expect to see you after more than 1000 years...I’m a little happy..."
Amelia had a relatively large note in her hand, and she waved the note in her hand to greet Timos.
The evil dragon that fattened her up was really abominable. When she returned to the orc kingdom, it took her half a year to lose that fat little flesh.
Dimos's golden-red vertical pupils showed surprise, and at the same time he breathed a sigh of relief. Looking at Linna's previous expression, he really thought that there was a human head growing on his dragon's horns. Parasitic on his dragon horn.
The note that Amelia waved looked familiar. Isn't this the IOU he wrote back then?
He never forgets to carry his IOU with him after death, is this really his IOU as a funeral object?
"Don't dump it, don't dump it. I went to the Beastman Kingdom yesterday to pay you back the money. I didn't expect to meet Lance who was running away with his own coffin on the way. This delayed my time to repay the debt."
"Then your delay is a bit long, let me wait from living until I die, and after I die, I have been a princess of Mononoke for hundreds of years, and then I waited for you..."
Di Moss grinned. Speaking of it, it was indeed a bit unreasonable.But it really can't blame him, he also wants to pay back the money sooner.
But he was also afraid that when he paid back the money, he would be surrounded and beaten to death by the group of old men... that's why he kept procrastinating... until now...
No nonsense, Timos counted 99 gold coins from the purse... After thinking about it, he added another gold coin, and this gold coin should be regarded as interest.
"This is a thousand gold coins, nine hundred and ninety-nine gold coins, the money I owe you, and the extra gold coin is regarded as interest."
"..."
After waiting for more than 300 years, the interest is only one gold coin?
Please, based on the minimum interest rate, over a period of more than 300 years, the minimum interest rate is probably two to three hundred gold coins, right?
The interest rate of one gold coin for two years is not high, is it?
high?
The interest of one gold coin for three years is not high, is it?
For one gold coin for three years, Dimos has to give her four hundred gold coins in interest...
"When you paid Lucia back, how much interest did you give her?"
"I didn't pay any interest." Timos was stunned, "How do you know that I paid Lucia back?"
"Lucia told me in my dream."
"You are dead, can she still enter your dreams? By the way...ghosts can also dream?"
"..." Amelia gritted her teeth: "You are so straightforward. No wonder you are still single after more than 300 years. With your emotional intelligence, I am afraid that you will never find a wife in this life... When you kidnapped You have brought so many princesses and princesses to your dragon's lair... It's fine if you don't want us to fall in love, but you still drag us to play mahjong with you...
Do you think you are stupid?There are so many good-looking princesses and princesses, as long as you are a little bit more reliable, there will not be no princesses and queens who like you. Is there a happy relationship when playing cards?It's okay to play cards with us, you still lose...
Losing so much won't make you want to fall in love with us, why?
Is it because we princesses, princesses and saints are not good-looking?Or are you stupid?
After our discussion, we feel... It's not that us princesses, princesses and saints are not good-looking, it's that you, the evil dragon, are a bit silly...
Even if you want to win the gold coins from us, playing mahjong is not the only way. You can also fall in love with us. If you can impress us and make us like you, then the gold coins on us will all be yours ? "
"Sophistry, strong words, don't think that I'm a dragon, I won't let you girls, if I really fell in love with you and fell in love with you, not only will you not give me the gold coins on your body afterwards, but you will also hit you. It's my girlfriend's banner, search for all the gold coins on me...
In the human world...it may be a man who is in charge.But it's definitely you girls who run the money. "
fall in love?
deceive who?
Don't be fooled by thinking that he is a black dragon. After a man and a woman in the human world get married, he still knows who is in charge of the family's financial power.
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