I am an anchor in Ark, if I don’t enter the game, I will be successful

He never dreamed that he would be able to open the box from two different angles in one day.

37. This wave, this wave is angry and catching dogs and men and women

——what's the matter?

In an unknown Victorian restaurant, Xian Yu was sitting on a chair sweating profusely, and standing in front of him was Lin Yuxia, a pink-haired Zalak girl with one hand on her hip and a file in the other.

Xianyu is a film policeman, and the most serious situation he usually encounters is "there is a big brother who is greener in mobile stock trading software, but he returns home early and opens the bedroom door and finds that his head is greener than stocks, so he wants to jump off the building. Go and persuade him." ! 'This kind of civil case.

Because of this, Xian Yu has always fantasized about having a real interrogation like in the gangster movies.

This white-haired salted fish did not expect this day to come. The only problem is that he seems to be the one being interrogated.

"Three years of work experience - this one is even more interesting. You seem to be just 3 years old, right?"

Lin Yuxia tapped on the file, and her fair and slender fingers pointed to another column of the file this time.

"You came to work at the Guards Bureau at the age of 16? I didn't expect you to be so promising at such a young age, Officer Xianyu."

"The Guard Bureau recruits talents, so maybe you don't care much about your age? Ms. Lin, you are so promising when you are just an adult! Not only are you the president of the human resources department in the youth's family, but you are also the president of this hotel. Chef-"

"It's the [President of the Young Entrepreneurs Association], and I have misremembered the most insignificant position in all my positions... Besides, I am not a chef, but I have some business friendship with the owner of this restaurant, so please ask him to temporarily Borrow it."

"Also, I'm not just an adult. If you haven't lied about my age...it's polite to call me sister."

Lin Yuxia rubbed her eyebrows. She thought that she was still a rational and calm person, but for various reasons, whenever she tried to talk to the white-haired and red-eyed 'tall Du Lin' in front of her, she would feel an unreasonable anger. Feelings of boredom.

...No, it's not 'no reason'.In fact, Lin Yuxia knew very well that the reason for her irritability was the inexplicable 'live broadcast' yesterday.

In the live broadcast, I not only became a strange slum gang leader, but also played against the "policeman" played by the salted fish in front of me.In the end, it rolled onto the bed sheet inexplicably...

If it was just a farce, Lin Yuxia wouldn't care so much, but in that ridiculous movie, except for the last 'sex scene', other seemingly nonsense settings can be applied to her in a subtle way. .

Recently, Lin Yuxia was very upset about whether to take over her father's "slums". Later, she followed her father's advice to find helpers, but she misunderstood this dead salted fish's "pretentiousness" and regarded him as her father's search Good assistants made contact, and a lot of jokes were made unilaterally.

Later, I even had a baby with this guy during the live broadcast...

"Really, it looks like an idiot!"

"Ow!?"

The more Lin Yuxia thought about it, the more angry she became, and she couldn't help but get angry at Xian Yu who was sitting on the chair honestly, while the latter was startled and shrank her head with an innocent expression.

——Calm down, Lin, the current situation is that the identity of this young police officer named Xianyu is indeed a bit strange, but it cannot be concluded that he is the initiator of that vile 'live broadcast'.

Lin Yuxia let herself take a deep breath to calm down, and sat back on the chair again to restore her previous image - elegant, indifferent, as far away as the flowers on the high mountain.

The first thing Lin Yuxia got up from the bed this morning was to use her own intelligence network to collect information. Sure enough, Lin Yuxia could see some scattered words discussing those plots.However, these discussions themselves have not formed a climate, and for some reason, it seems that most people are completely ignorant of the "director's cut version", that is, the plot of having sex with the dead white haired "Dulin" in front of them.

After roughly confirming the situation, Lin Yuxia turned down the university lecture on the schedule, and instead researched and collected information about the owner of the police badge she picked up, Xianyu.

She originally just wanted to know the details of this guy, but as Lin Yuxia conducted in-depth investigation, she gradually realized that this guy seemed to have something hidden.

'Help me contact the 'RAR' team, there is an object that needs to be compressed. '—Lin Yuxia made this judgment.

After that, Xianyu was packed and sent here for interrogation.

"The age doesn't match, the work experience doesn't match, the place of birth doesn't match, the medical examination report doesn't match, take a closer look, and this photo doesn't match either—is this photo of you?"

Lin Yuxia pointed to the 1-inch bareheaded photo in the upper right corner of the file. Although the head portrait above also had short silver-white hair, it was clearly the head of a monkfish under the hair.

"This...it was me. I was still very thin at that time."

Xian Yu stared at the white-haired monkfish, swallowed her saliva and said bravely.

"This is not you!"

Lin Yuxia, who was calm and calm after reading it silently for dozens of times, was once again ruined by Xianyu's behavior of talking nonsense with her eyes open.

"You said he's not me? I...it seems like he's not me."

Even Xianyu's ability to talk nonsense has its limits. At this moment, he looked at the archives in front of him that were too performance art, and Lin Yuxia's anger for some unknown reason... no, actually he probably knew why, and he felt a cry in his heart. Not enough.

In fact, normally speaking, it is absolutely impossible for a "black household" like Xianyu to join the Longmen Guard Bureau, even if it is a police officer, it is absolutely useless.

but……

Xian Yu recalled a conversation with Mostima when she first came to Longmen.

Mostima: Xianyu, do you want to live in Longmen for a while?It's really strange, I thought you were the type who didn't care where you hunger and wait until you died—in short, since my friend Xianyu said so, then I'll do my part too~Xianyu, do you want to be here? What status does Longmen live in?I know a super powerful guy in Penguin Logistics, he can easily tamper with the data in the Longmen Archives Center.

Xianyu: Anything?Can the police do it too?

Mostima: Police?It's really a strange interest. Let me ask... Well, Iss said it's not easy at the Guards Bureau headquarters, but it's no problem at the subordinate police stations.

Xianyu: Let’s take this one

Mostima: OK~ In addition, Ms. Xianyu is going to stay in Longmen for an unknown amount of time. Do you want to stay together?

Suffering Narrator: Shut up, Mastema...!

At the end of the memory, Xianyu only knew that after that conversation, he received his ID card, and then reported to Changqing Police Station not long after.

At that time, Xianyu was still lamenting that Mostima was really reliable in his work, but now...he just wanted to ask Miss Timo if she planted a mine early and waited for him to step on it to explode, so that he could come over and laugh at the first time.

"Put everything else aside, what I'm most curious about right now is your race—you go out first."

Lin Yuxia signaled the hunks in black to leave, and only Shushu and Yuyu were left in Nuoda's restaurant.

"Tell me Xianyu - if this name is not fake. What is your race?"

Lin Yuxia stood in front of the young man with white hair and red eyes. She stretched out her hand and put it on Xian Yu's shoulder. She bowed her upper body slightly so that her purple eyes were level with Xian Yu's red eyes.

"This...although it is not impossible to say it, but it may be a little troublesome to say it..."

"That's a coincidence. I work every day to deal with all kinds of troubles——"

Boom! ! !

"squeak!?"

A violent explosion suddenly came from the door of the restaurant. This sudden sound made Lin Yuxia accidentally let out a strange and cute cry, and at the same time, her body weight leaned forward.

"Wow wow - wow!!"

Xianyu, who was sitting on the chair, was thrown back to the ground by Lin Yuxia. The little mouse followed suit and spread its legs to ride on Xianyu - just like the scene played in the director's cut.

At the same time, the door of the restaurant was knocked open again, and the macho men in suits and sunglasses broke through the door like cannonballs and fell to the ground.After three strong men flew in and were knocked down in succession, a handsome indigo figure rushed into the restaurant.

"It's all right, Xianyu!! I heard the kidnapping report not too far away, and followed all the way to find this place. Stop resisting immediately! Otherwise, you will face more... eh?"

The sassy Chen Huijie rushed in front of the two of them, and swallowed the words halfway through his mouth.

Xianyu who was being ridden blinked her eyes

Rat Rat riding a fish blinks his eyes

The dragon that broke through the door blinked.

38. Chen: I'll kill you couple! !

"Xianyu...uh, Lin Yuxia? Wait a minute, what's going on!?"

Chen Huijie, who rushed into an unknown restaurant and killed everyone, saw the picture of Shushu riding Yuyu, and his brain froze for a while, and the fragmented language was spoken from the mouth of this heroic senior police officer of the Special Operations Group of the Guards Bureau. .

"squeak!?"

The pink-haired rat Lin Yuxia's language center ability is even more embarrassing than Chen Huijie's at the moment. The ambiguous scene of herself riding Xian Yu was knocked hard. This self-proclaimed elegant rat from the high mountain can only make a sound like being stepped on. A tail-like sound.

"Lin Yuxia, are you crazy!? In public, you asked your subordinates to kidnap a policeman, but it turned out that it was just to satisfy this... this, this kind of sexual desire between men and women? No, you guy should at least go to a hotel or something like that. !What’s going on in the restaurant!”

Chen Huijie's scolding is a powerful weapon of the Longmen Guard Bureau, and it is also called "Hedong Lion's Roar" together with "Shi Huaiya's drone horn". Even halfway through the speech, he said that his fair and clean face was red and warm.

"What, what are the sexual desires between men and women...! It's not what you think, Chen Huijie! I just want - Wow!"

Lin Yuxia frantically tried to defend herself, but as soon as she straightened her back and waved her hands, she accidentally threw herself on Xianyu again because of her excessive movement.

"Do it in front of me!?"

Long policeman was completely irritated by Lin Yuxia's vicious, hungry (sexual meaning), domineering, completely ignoring the special police, and even prepared to do a special DO under his nose.The dragon horns on his head were congested with blood, and became redder than the scabbard holding Chi Xiao.

"Calm down, Chen sir! Things are not what you see! This is an accident, yes... an accident!"

Seeing that if this continues, she will be hacked by Chen Huijie together with the pink mouse. Xianyu, who was thrown to the ground by Lin Yuxia, hastily pulled out her hands while carefully avoiding touching the small steamed buns that should not be touched. In a lying posture, he held up the French military salute tenaciously.

"Stop talking nonsense! Every time I crack down on pornography, 10 out of 5 people say it was an accident, and the remaining five say they are pure love!!"

"Yes, we are actually in pure love -" Lin Yuxia quickly defended.

"Ms. Lin, please stop pouring oil on the hot boiler at this time!?"

At first glance, this little mouse who seems to be intellectually cold and three-none has completely lost his brain, and it may be an extravagant hope to expect her to clear up his suspicion.

At this time, what should I do as a film policeman?

Xianyu was running around 24 hours a day, almost 23.5 hours a day, thinking about the DEADEND ending method that could prevent herself and Ms. Lin from being chopped off by Mr. Chen as dogs and men.

Just think about it, when the uncles and aunts on the roadside quarrel with each other, what methods do you use to quickly resolve the disputes! ?

A bolt of lightning struck from Xianyu's temple, and inspiration was inserted into Xianyu's head like a hypnotic needle.

"Listen to me, the duck neck over there is half price!!"

Xian Yu pointed at the back kitchen and said loudly at the same time.

"..." "..."

"……what?"

The air seemed to stop flowing for an instant. After an unknown amount of time, Chen Huijie's voice of confusion from her heart broke the silence.

------

Although the process was not what he expected, judging from the result, thanks to his plan of "duck neck attracting mice", Sir Chen's brain couldn't figure out the logic of cause and effect for a while and crashed, so he had the opportunity to explain that. A farce.

At this time, Chen Huijie and Lin Yuxia were sitting opposite each other, sandwiching Xianyu, who was a pure passer-by in a sense.

If Baimao Yuyu tried to escape from the main entrance, he would be caught by Chen sir and held down on the ground, and if he tried to escape from the back kitchen, Lin Yuxia would sweep his legs and knock him down to the ground as a wooden horse.

There is no way to escape, so Xianyu can only accept his fate and continue to sit on pins and needles.

"Speaking of... well, Mr. Chen, did you know Miss Lin before?"

Xianyu took the initiative to try to break the awkward atmosphere.

"It's not so much that we know each other, she and I are both from Longmen, and we have known each other since childhood. This guy didn't have this kind of personality before. She was timid at that time, and-"

"Ahem, ahem, there's no need to bring up old things, Officer Chen."

Lin Yuxia coughed twice and tried to interrupt Chen Huijie's memories of the past. It seemed that this pink mouse still wanted to maintain her "cold, elegant, wise and untouchable" even after experiencing a misunderstanding that was just enough to make people die in social significance 'The character design, in a sense, is something that Xian Yu admires very much.

"In addition, I am also very curious. Officer Yu, as a police officer at your subordinate police station, actually know each other well with Officer Chen, who is well-known in the Guards Bureau... Is the relationship between the two of you as I imagined?"

Lin Yuxia gradually resumed her usual pace. The pink mouse looked at Chen Huijie with thoughtful eyes while talking, and the hint was self-evident.

"What nonsense are you talking about? Are you making a fool of yourself, Lin Yuxia? I just received an emergency alarm and happened to be nearby, so I rushed here. But Xianyu and I do know each other, because we have some overlap in business issues. We just happened to bump into each other on the side of the road today - right?"

"Yes Yes Yes……"

Chen frowned and responded, but also admitted that he did know Xianyu.She glared at Xian Yu, and Xian Yu, who had just dunked her boss with fish balls a few hours ago, could only nod humbly.

"Speaking of business, what exactly are you doing?"

Chen Huijie crossed her arms and wanted to ask this strange pair what kind of plane they were planning after all.

"Well……"

Facing the questions raised by Chen Huijie as the 'Guard Bureau SWAT Team', Lin Yuxia frowned slightly. She really didn't know how to respond for a moment.

Although there are some problems with the identity of the policeman Xianyu next to him, the method he used to obtain this file is also illegal... No, it would be better to say that his problem is more serious.

Moreover, he currently lives in a gray area. Forcibly interfering with the actions within the scope of the Guards Bureau will only bring unnecessary doubts and surveillance to himself and even his father.

"Actually, it's like this, Sir Chen."

Just when Lin Yuxia was still thinking about how to respond, Xianyu beside her suddenly spoke first.

"Wait--"

What did Lin Yuxia realize? If this guy of unknown race "the villain sues first", makes up a random reason for his file and removes it completely, and then claims that he is a victim of torture, I am afraid that he and himself This will create a huge gap between Chen Huijie from the Guard Bureau.

"Ms. Lin, isn't he the president of the Youth Entrepreneurship Association! So I submitted a proposal to Ms. Lin two days ago on 'how to make employees willing to work overtime without pay and voluntarily give up pensions'. After reading it, Ms. Lin expressed her gratitude. I am interested, and this matter is highly confidential, so the time and place for calling me next time is uncertain, and the method will be more concealed and safe, so it is Chen sir, as you can see, who seems to be kidnapped by a group of burly men As for the bad posture at that time... It was simply that I hoped to work hard to change the proposal from 996 to 996, but Ms. Lin disagreed. Our two opinions had differences, and we accidentally fell down during the argument. Wrestling—that's all."

Xianyu spoke so eloquently that Chen Huijie and Lin Yuxia were stunned.