I am an anchor in Ark, if I don’t enter the game, I will be successful

"What the hell is the escape silver party!? I said why the icon feels weird——"

{Aphur faction}: I want to kill you!That guy named Poseidon... I am not the kind of slut who would be inexplicably estrous when seeing others, and could not help but ride over and tear his clothes, and use the overload mode to use it for that! ?Woooooo...wait to eat my kriss short sword submachine gun ripple sprint you!

"Stop, big sister! I'm also a victim!?"

{Can it be done}: Hahaha!Super high-speed OO in overload mode?Hahaha!It's really because of the sound, Hey Poseidon, hurry up and continue the game!

{Breadman}: You can be an angel, I didn't expect you... Uh wow, that's amazing.

{Aphur faction}: So I'm not the kind of guy who jumps on everyone! ?Uh... Hurry up and tell them it's all fake, Poseidon!

{Idol Trainee}: This... is indeed a fake, we trust you, can... I, I mean Miss Aphurpai.

{Penguin Harem King}: Well, that guy doesn't seem like the type to throw people down—I mean, I've seen that angel from Penguin Logistics.

{Too many nicknames}: Well, I can't imagine the appearance of an angel who can take the initiative to throw others down. This game is still too fake.

{Aphurpai}: What, this kind of mess makes me feel like I can only be passively fired...

In the live broadcast room, because of the heavy game screen before, there were not many people in the barrage bar, but the screen kept swiping and it was extremely noisy.

"Ahem... Everyone, please calm down. I just read the game introduction, and Mader was tricked by the system again... Anyway, I must declare that everything in this game is fake, and I don't I have seen a capable angel in reality. Although that guy has no strings in her mind and the things she does are extremely abstract, she does not look like such a hungry LSP. Compared to pushing others down and then having sex. , that guy probably prefers to use his guardian gun to shoot at others, and finally blow up a school store or something."

{Aphurpai}: That's right, that's right—hey!Who is an idiot without a string in his brain!

{Idol trainee}: I don’t have any objection. I like shooting and bombing schools...

{Breadman}: Being an angel, she actually has quite a lot of ghost ideas. Every time she sets out a mission, she always slaps her head and says "I have an idea", and then happily lets everyone implement it, but the ending is basically the same every time. It's all about attracting more enemies...

{Aphoru faction}: Uwaaah, don't talk about it! Croissant!

Xian Yu hurriedly explained that all the things shown in the game of Die Jia are fake things that do not exist, but when she said these words, Xian Yu herself was a little bit guilty.

Although the contents in these live broadcasts are all nonsense and outrageous, the strangest thing is that in every live broadcast, there are always some elements that are 'real'.

The "Mouse Man" in the last live movie is really a gangster lady.And the former Longmen master Rui Ping also confirmed that Wei Yanwu is indeed a strict wife.

What "truth" is hidden in the spoof and nonsense in this live broadcast?

"In short, the host must reach a certain progress every time the broadcast starts, so, uh... this game may continue in the future."

Xianyu said in a bit of embarrassment that although he has gotten used to talking nonsense in the live broadcast room, No.1 said that even if he knew the girls' silver handkerchief show was fake, it would still make Xianyu a little bit reluctant open.

{Aphur faction}: Continue! ?Ummmm... At least press the QTE this time to understand, and you are not allowed to play the defeat CG anymore, did you hear me!

{Can it be done}: Ha!Well, that's how it should be played, no, that's the only way to broadcast it!

{Breadman}: Let me tell you, if this game is based on Penguin Logistics, does that mean...other Penguin Logistics employees will also appear in...uh, that way?

{Idol trainee}: ...

{Penguin Harem King}:……

{Too many nicknames}: Here we go again, what's the matter with this weird silence where only I can't figure out the situation! ?

"All in all, the only thing we can do now is to continue the game, and pray that nothing will go wrong in the future."

Xian Yu sighed, and then opened the game again.He had never thought in his life that being chased by an angel in heat would be more oppressive than being chased by a psychopath.

The 'trainee reporter Poseidon' on the screen raised the camera again, and because he was already familiar with the journey ahead, he soon came to the vicinity of the switch again.

"Last time I saw the pink light, but it turned out to be given to Leip by an angel, so this time, as long as I do the opposite, it should be fine. The LED light tube really helped a lot."

{Aphur faction}: What happened to you in the ring!I also want to turn this thing off when I sleep!

{Breadman}: Hey, can't that thing be turned off?That can make you come out to set up a stall with me next night?

{Aphurpai}: Okay, okay, do you want me to be the Kanban girl?Hmph, don't look at me like this, in fact, I'm quite fond of my figure...

{Bread Man}: The light bulb burned out last time and I haven't bought a new one yet. I can make you come over and take a class.

{Aphur faction}: I won't do it! !

The two self-opening bombers chatted in the barrage, while Xianyu concentrated on manipulating the 'reporter Poseidon' while avoiding the erotic pink lights of the energy angels, while heading to the switch area.

"Auntie, click!"

Poseidon, who was hiding in the closet, held his breath as he watched the pink halo slowly recede from his eyes, seized the moment and immediately came out of the closet, rushing towards the switch without stopping.

click!

The switch was opened, and the Penguin Logistics Building, which was originally dim, returned to light.

"Okay! Phase one done—huh?"

Before Xian Yu could be happy, a burst of glare engulfed her field of vision, and when the screen reappeared, a new figure appeared in front of 'Poseidon'.

Also dressed in a Penguin logistics uniform, with blue-gray long hair, fluttering ears, and wearing black silk like an angel, a Lupu girl suddenly appeared in front of 'Poseidon' at some point.

"Uh, this should be the one from Penguin Logistics..."

"Texas—!"

"?"

Xian Yu took off the earphones, just for a moment he seemed to hear a strange sound from the next door.

——Is it an illusion (I don’t care)

Xian Yu didn't think much about it, but just put on the earphones again, and re-live-broadcasted to face this new formidable opponent.

43. Game back: "Escape Penguin import" (3)

On the screen, the main perspective of 'Poseidon' is holding the camera, and the girl of the Lupu ethnic group recorded in the camera is holding a long and thin thing in her mouth, and her left and right hands are holding two thick and long sticks... It looked like a rolling pin, and yes, it had to be, but with some oddly branched kitchen utensils attached.

She approached Poseidon slowly, her eyes with pink hearts were like the eyes of death, she could feel cold sweat just by being watched, even the blood in her body no longer flowed normally, but gathered in her lower body Human head is hypoxic.

'Texas': Our job is to move life and death from your body to... mine.

'Poseidon': What a terrifying 'SP power'...! 5,500,5W... No, it's still soaring, this Lupu girl is very unusual!

"What the hell is this new setting thrown out so abruptly, but it's true, I can clearly feel that the fighting power of the Texas in front of me is completely different from that of the Angel before him. exist!"

Xian Yu saw Texas in front of him in the cutscene. As a master of the game field who often plays games (Weird Aquarium), Xian Yu couldn't help but raise his flag.

Ha, even my little toot is so passionate, this is going to be the ultimate fucking battle!

{Aphur faction}: Huh?How dare you assume that I have better food than Texas?You must know that I usually cover that guy, even in terms of OOO, she is definitely not my opponent in Texas~

{Breadman}: Can make your inexplicable competitive spirit shouldn't be used on this...?

{Too many nicknames}: Is Penguin Logistics such a bad place?Speaking of a friend of mine... No, one of my burdens is also a member of Penguin Logistics, and that guy is not very normal, no, it should be said that he is very abnormal!How can there be that kind of completely self-centered, running around, and always teasing my unprepared love heart, it is simply a devil!

{Idol Trainee}: Hahaha... It must be Mr. Poseidon's live broadcast deliberately exaggerating... I once met Miss Texas, she is very handsome!And always has a cool demeanor, but is actually easy to get along with!This feeling... Ugh!Did I say a lot of weird things?

{Penguin Harem King}: It is very strange.Also don't get caught off guard, host, or I'll be very angry.

{Can it be done}: Yes, yes, try to fight against Texas!She is not someone you can easily kill with a half-hearted awakening!Only by fighting infinitely close to death can one feel the essence of existence!

"Why does it feel like there are more bastards again—anyway, it's coming, wolf!"

Xianyu complained about some unnatural remarks in the barrage bar, and then pressed the 'Continue' button without saying a word, ready to start the ultimate battle with Texas.

{Aphurupai}: Let me tell you, Poseidon, that guy in Texas is super good~ You just need to pinch her tail, then poke her waist, and finally cover her ears, and that guy suddenly It will become soft and easy to hold~

{Penguin Harem King}:……

{Bread Man}: Huh?But can angels you are not-

"I see, all you have to do is go around behind you, pinch your tail and poke your waist, right? EZEZ!"

Xian Yu understood, and his gaze was drawn from the barrage bar, and he refocused on the screen in front of him.

I saw the 'Poseidon' on the screen stepping forward and cutting into Texas from the side, and then the angle of view was reversed 180 degrees, and the furry wolf tail came into view instantly.

"Ha, I've got it, I've got it! This 30-year-old indestructible grip, I'll see how you fight it, jie jie jie!"

Xian Yu laughed out loud, the tail on the screen was close at hand.

However, almost instantly, the sudden change of situation reversed!The tail in his hand was suddenly taken away like lightning, and a strange blue light mixed with pink traces appeared in the center of the screen.

Wow, it turned out that it was the Penguin Logistics Da Ji who took off his coat at some point and left only a little cloth!

'Texas': I admit that your body is strong, but if, if I have started the Syracuse bloodline, how should you deal with it?

'Poseidon': What! ?

"what!?"

{Aphur faction}: What! ?

Poseidon in the game, Xian Yu outside the screen, and Neng Angel who was watching the show exclaimed at the same time. Dexas, who was just pacing slowly, suddenly became extremely strange and fast. Even the camera There are almost no traces.

"What, what's going on here!? I can only see her afterimage!"

{Can it be done}: Ha!This is the long-lost Gray Hound stride of the Texas family!This kind of pace can approach the enemy like a ghost, and then use the most brutal way to swallow it up!As expected of Texas, I knew she could do it!

"I'm super, I was second!"

Accompanied by the bragging of the barrage ID, the 'Poseidon' controlled by Xianyu was almost powerless to be knocked down by Dexus directly next to him with a sweep of his legs, and he stripped off his clothes and pants before landing in mid-air.

In the end, Texas opened his hands and turned into a Tyndalos hound, holding 'Poseidon' tightly in his arms, greedily licking the cheek of the unlucky reporter with his tongue.

{Penguin Harem King}: It's not time to give up yet!According to the situation of Neng Angel before, if you are caught, you can still use QTE to try to resist and break free. The QTE of Neng Angel at that time was not complicated. If you concentrate, you still have a chance.

{Can it be done}: Try to resist as much as you want!Of course, the failure of resistance is also fun for me.

{Breadman}: I haven't fully digested the shock of Neng Angel at that time...Come on, anchor, don't let my pupils tremble again!

{Too many nicknames}: Uh... In short, come on, don't be bullied?

The encouragement of the audience turned into light, illuminating Xian Yu's heart that had almost escaped into despair.

"That's right! It's not over yet, there are still QTEs!"

At that time, Neng Angel had 3 waves and 3 buttons each time, and I could handle it myself!

Xian Yu focused on the screen, and in the next second, 26 frames appeared on 26 keys.

"∑(?Д?ノ)ノ?"

Xian Yu didn't even react, she had already failed the QTE and entered the 'defeat CG' link.

'Texas': I'm always being given an identity that I don't need. Those inexplicable expectations make me tired.But right now... I'm just your lone wolf.Keep up with my pace, and if you think it is difficult, say it in advance-of course, I will not accommodate you.

'Poseidon': Phoenix people, save me! ! !

On the screen, Texas hugged Poseidon tightly. She abandoned all the rationality, indifference and indifference of the past.She turned herself into a real beast, roaring to her heart's content, like a lone wolf who finally found her other half.Just blindly asking, constantly squeezing, letting my trembling cry from the heart cover Poseidon's wailing.

The gray-blue hair continued to spread and gather as it was rubbed back and forth again and again, and transparent sweat dripped from Texas' forehead, blending with the more viscous pure white.

In the end, the satisfied wolf raised her palm, and the leather mitt was covered with viscous liquid. She closed her five fingers, put the stretched silk thread into her mouth, and sucked it carefully. A smile finally appeared on her always cold face .

As soon as the screen went black, several scarlet characters appeared:

[You failed to escape this tragic impart and became Miss Luper's younger brother.She will always be your godfather, you don't need to pick up a machete to fight with other gangs, but you need to protect your own weapon so that it will not be completely swallowed by the godfather who is always asking for it]

"Strength · Exhaustion · Death"

……

"This TM is difficult for humans to play!? Texas' sex desire is too high! Can an angel be like a caterpillar in comparison, are you ashamed to compare with Texas? Come on, give me Try pulling the tail! If you can't pull the tail, you will be caught by Chen Sir when you go out tomorrow morning."

{Aphoru faction}: Well, what a horrible Texas...

{Breadman}: That's why I just wanted to say that every time you play with Texas, don't you end up being unilaterally pressed to the ground and unable to move?

{Aphur faction}: I, I just let the water go!perhaps……?

{Penguin Harem King}: Poseidon, you... Ha, forget it, these are all fake, and there is no point in blaming you.

{Idol Trainee}: Yes, yes, that, these are all fake.Texas can't be this rough, can it?

{Too many nicknames}: The protagonist is too miserable, is this the strength of the Lupus?The waist is about to be cracked.

{Can it be done}: Hahahaha!I saw a rare picture, even though I knew all of this was nothing, but seeing that Texas beast twisting his waist so realistically... Haha, I can't help but want to fight!

"In the end, how do you play this game B?! QTE at 26 frames and 26, you just throw me in and be counted!"

[The content of the 'immersive simulation' live broadcast has not yet been met, please host Poseidon to continue the live broadcast and complete the task]

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{Bread Man}: Why don't you see how to deal with Neng Angel first, I think her difficulty is quite low?

{Aphur faction}: Not low!I must be the most difficult hidden character in Penguin Logistics. Even if Poseidon clears the level, he will definitely not be able to conquer me!I am not low!