I am an anchor in Ark, if I don’t enter the game, I will be successful

By the way, Texas—

"Poseidon, do you know Texas?"

Laplande mentioned another name.

"Uh, first of all, my name is 'Xianyu', not Xianyu or Poseidon, just call me by my name. Otherwise, I will be approached by someone else after opening the box...Secondly, although there are indeed penguins in the game Logistics is Texas, but I am completely unfamiliar with her. As I said before, any characters that appear in the live broadcast are beyond my control.”

——There was even a scene where I personally acted in giving birth to a litter...

Under the current situation, thinking of being targeted by Lin Yuxia, Xian Yu only felt a little tired.More and more messy things have been encountered recently.

"Huh? It's really boring. I thought you had already brought the Penguin Logistics group into the harem."

"How is that possible! But they are all blacklisted by the traffic control system."

Xian Yu didn't want to continue this topic, and talked about the topic in the live broadcast with people she didn't know well, which made Xian Yu feel uncomfortable all over.

For example, it’s a bit like visiting relatives during the Chinese New Year. Unfamiliar elders talk about it with the diary I wrote when I was in the second illness. This kind of shame makes me wish I could find a 45-year-old sister and kill her on the spot.

Is this what it feels like to be opened the box?Bike can be used in the next live broadcast...

"Forget it, since you and I, Xianyu, thought a little differently, and you also made a sincere apology to Syracuse that I recognize, then——it's time to make the final reckoning."

Unable to get the information and anecdotes about Texas, and also failed to get the expected fight, Laplande sighed and got up from the sofa, revealing sharp fingers painted with black nail polish.

"Clear, liquidate...?"

This seemingly unsafe word made Xian Yu swallow her saliva, and at the same time hold the mobile phone with the scheduled information in her hand again.

"That's right—"

hiss!

Laplande also tore a slit in his own neck with his nails, and scarlet blood flowed out instantly, dyeing the light gray pajamas black mercilessly.

"Wow! Big sister, you don't have to die in my room if you have anything to worry about!? I'll go find a bandage—"

Xianyu was taken aback by Laplande's self-mutilation, he was going to look for the hemostatic bandage in the drawer, but Laplande stopped him immediately.

"The guy who initiated the challenge but failed from the duel deserves any punishment. This is the liquidation of the wound I gave you, don't worry, if you think this is not enough, tell me where to cut off next? I will gladly accept it Your proposal."

Laplande laughed and let the blood flow from the wound while looking at Xianyu. She seemed to be enjoying it without feeling the pain.

"I'm not from Syracuse—in short, this matter ends here! I won't pursue your behavior any more, and Laplande, don't get angry or take drastic actions because of it, okay?"

Xian Yu quickly responded, and this absurd offline box-opening incident came to an end.

"YES, my lord~"

After receiving the answer from Xianyu, Laplande made an elegant and ceremonial bow again, and then took out a roll of transparent glue, and wrapped it around the wound that was much deeper than it looked.

Watching Laplande deal with the wound she made with her own hands in an almost nonsensical way alone, Xian Yu frowned.

The white wolf in front of me is still full of mysteries, why she came here, what is her relationship with Dexus, where does that twisted and crazy character come from, what is she doing - Xian Yu still can't get the answer to any of them.

But he suddenly realized one thing, that is, the Luper girl in front of him, like himself, also does not resist death.

So, does she want to "live"?

Does she have her own concerns?Or, this lone wolf is also the same as himself, just waiting for death with nothing to do?

Xian Yu would not ask, and there was never any need to ask such questions.

'Ding dong! '

Like a bell announcing the end of the game, the doorbell rang at the entrance.

"Hello, the evening takeaway you ordered... Uh, this door... Hey, is this the Guard Bureau? I want to report a burglary—"

"Don't call the police! We are just doing renovations!!"

Xianyu ran to the gate in three steps at a time, and interrupted the takeaway brother who was calling the police through the empty door frame.

"Renovation? Uh... what kind of decoration will pretend to be a mess and there are bloodstains everywhere—"

"I'm a policeman from the Guards Bureau, look. We just accidentally scratched our arms, chest, and neck during the renovation."

Xian Yu hurriedly showed the police badge that Lin Yuxia had to return after going through a dirty PY transaction, and showed it to the courier to dispel his doubts.

"So it's so police officer, the decoration is really hard...Here, please pay here."

"No problem, no problem—damn it, move my wallet, why don't you move it!!"

The delivery man handed the paper box together with the bill to Xian Yu, and the latter nodded with a smile while fighting with all his strength and instincts, and took a long time to finally take out the wallet.

"what are you doing?"

Lapland, the moving employee No. 2, came over and looked curiously at the white-haired boy carrying the cardboard box.

"Oh, I ordered a takeaway just now, and I want it as a gift to make a good apology. This time it is definitely not a pineapple pizza. Don't worry, I bought the most expensive cheese stuffing in the store!"

"Hahaha! You are a real guy. If you go to Syracuse, you will probably die a miserable death."

Laplande looked at the idiot holding the pizza box in front of him, was stunned for a moment, and then laughed again.

It's just that this time Laplande's smile no longer contained the frightening and uncomfortable madness, she just raised the corners of her mouth because she felt 'interesting'.

"?"

Xianyu didn't understand why Laplande suddenly cursed himself, and he brought the pizza box to the hall.

The two who were unboxed and the one who was finally insulted by the Internet sat on the sofa, ready to meet and smile to end their grievances. Pizza ended the relationship that was solved by pizza.

"Anyway, thank you Miss Lapland for not killing her - Didi! I'll take a call in a moment."

After the doorbell, the mobile phone rang again, and Xianyu had to get up, pick up the phone and walk to the next room.

"Hello, this is Xian—"

"Xianyu! You haven't been involved in any weird things, have you?"

Before he had time to report his family name, the other end of the phone was a little anxious for some reason, but Fiameta's voice came out first.

"Fiametta? Didn't you and Timo leave Longmen? How did you make the call now?"

Xian Yu blinked her eyes curiously, logically speaking, the two of them should be in a no-signal area right now.

"The natural disaster messenger can use a specific mobile phone-in short, don't worry about this, you haven't encountered anything!"

Fiameta asked anxiously, while Xianyu went through the events of the past few days briefly in his mind.

He was dragged to the gymnasium by Mr. Chen and beaten, dragged by Ms. Lin to the restaurant to see through the fake identity, and the neighbor next door came to open the box...

"Everything is fine on my side, how are you and Teemo?"

"Don't worry about me, as long as you're fine... Uh, don't think about it wrongly, I'm just afraid that you will be abducted into some strange organization at Longmen."

"Don't worry, Fiameta, you also pay attention to safety—huh? What's the matter, puff!?"

Xian Yu's words were interrupted suddenly in the middle.

"Xianyu? Xianyu!?"

Fiameta, who was far away at the wasteland base station, yelled at the mobile phone as big as a drinking fountain, but she could only faintly hear some strange and ambiguous voices from Xianyu on the other side of the phone.

'I didn't pay attention, just...the most expensive'

'Put...shi stuffing...stuffed buns'

'Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...'"

'give me another chance'

'Save... vomit...'

"Xianyu!? Xian—"

"Hello~?"

"Who are you? What happened to Xianyu!?"

The phone was picked up again suddenly, and Fiameta immediately asked the other party.

"I was the one who gave that boy a precious first time (referring to finding fault and being killed)? As for the white hair you mentioned, he is now—well, he is now being arrested for making an unforgivable mistake. I sat down on the sofa and had a good education, the white stuff in my mouth couldn’t be swallowed, so it was all over the place~haha!”

"What!? Who the hell are you, what are you doing to Xianyu—don't stop me, Mostima! What? You said you forgot to charge your phone bill when you went out, so—too, toot"

The other side of the phone turned into a busy tone.

"Oh my god, did I accidentally mess up something again?"

Laplande happily hung up the phone and walked back to the living room. At the same time, the unlucky salted fish spread motionless on the sofa and rolled his eyes, with half of a stuffed bun filled with cheese, cheese, and pizza in his mouth. ', the milky white cheese flowed down the corner of the mouth.

"I appreciate your kindness, but next time you order pizza, you should not only pay attention to the taste, but also the appearance, is that okay, my lord?"

"..."

Xian Yu didn't respond, and he almost seemed to be a dead fish.

53. My master, get into your bed

"I'm a mafia, and I'm good at killing~ I want to make that miscellaneous fish gang into spaghetti sauce~?"

"Wow wow..."

In an apartment in a remote area of ​​Longmen, Xianyu was sweating profusely and sitting at the dining table with great restraint. It was clear that the chair under her butt was almost the same as the one she usually sat on, but Xianyu felt like she was sitting on a Lego brick. Like, it hurts, it hurts too much!

Of course, there is nothing wrong with the chair under her buttocks. The main reason for Xianyu's restlessness is the surrounding environment and the 'master' of the environment.

That's right, although this is still the community where Xian Yu lives, it is not her own fish nest, but the room of the amiable neighbor next door, Ms. Laplande.

Xian Yu looked up and looked around. The layout of the room was exactly the same, but the decorative furniture inside was completely different.

In Lapland's room, there are all kinds of hand-washing kits for coffee machines that are not cheap at first glance, and there are also various wine bottles that Xianyu can't name on the shelf next to it, but look at the crystal clear golden and dark brown Liquid, I am afraid that a bottle will cost me a month's salary.

Of course, the most eye-catching thing is the two strangely shaped double swords leaning on the corner of the wall. The hilts look like protractors... and beside the strange long sword, there is also a book of scriptures that is very contrasting and impactful. , it is estimated that it is used to supercharge it on the spot.

——Don't worry about Xianyu, think about it calmly, how did things become like this step by step.

Xian Yu shook her head vigorously, and turned her eyes back to the real Laplande who was cooking with her back to herself, humming a little horror song.

'Escape impart unpacking incident' ended peacefully with Xianyu and Laplande raising a pizza to toast peacefully - it should have been like this, but when Xianyu placed the order for takeout, he chose the number one hot list that also has delivery services in the evening store, and only looked at the taste but not the type, so I bought 'Internet celebrity cheese cheese pizza stuffed buns', a new style of Internet celebrity food that will be mixed and doubled by the Syracuses of Yanguo at the same time.

And the price of this small mistake is that Xianyu was finally given a good meal by Lapland, and his mouth was full of white sticky (referring to cheese)

Not only that, Laplande also suddenly said on a whim, "It is necessary to let you see the food of the real Syracusans", and then the white wolf couldn't help but give Xianyu who had already eaten cheese buns and was about to vomit. I dragged it to the next door, put on the apron without saying a word, and started chopping and preparing vegetables.

After that, it is the current situation. Laplande is cooking in front of the stove, humming a Kazakh の little song, while Xianyu, who is a guest, is fidgeting and waiting for the judgment to come.

"Ding!"

There was a pleasant beep from the oven, and Laplande took out the steaming square golden food and placed it in front of the dining table. The strong aroma that followed temporarily suppressed Xianyu's uneasiness.

"Considering that it is already 10:[-] in the evening, it is not suitable to continue to wake up the pizza dough slowly, so I made lasagne bolognese, come and try it?"

Laplande skillfully used a knife to cut the lasagna into several portions and put it on a plate and handed it to Xianyu. This process was as professional and elegant as a star hotel attendant.

Xian Yu wanted to say, 'I can't eat anymore', but seeing the cheerful smile of the white wolf in front of him, and the two protractor swords in the corner, he finally nodded and expressed that he couldn't wait to taste it.

People have to bow their heads under the eaves, not to mention that there are two swords in the corner of the eaves... Not to mention lasagna, even if Laplande served nine-turned large intestines, he had to stuff them into his mouth.

However, it was different from what I originally expected. Xianyu thought that this kind of "beautiful girl cooking with her own hands" plot would usually be followed by the "beautiful girl seriously making shit (straight ball)" plot.

But in fact, the taste of the lasagna served by Laplande is surprisingly delicious, and the appearance is also very attractive. The golden yellow skin is just well distributed with traces of roasting, and the outline around the periphery is also flowing with crystal glitter. juice.Layered, high-contrast fillings make it look like you want to bite into it at first glance.

Xian Yu swallowed her saliva, and thanks to this, her appetite that had been smothered by Baosa opened up again.

Xian Yu put the lasagne into her mouth, her red pupils involuntarily enlarged due to the delicious signal from the tip of her tongue.

"...Delicious, it should be said that it is much more delicious than expected."

"Haha, I'm still very confident in the skill of making mille-feuille and pasta. Maybe it can match my killing skills~?"

With Xianyu's affirmation, Laplande also put the lasagna into his mouth with a smile.

"Haha, don't make this kind of joke during dinner... Uh, Miss Laplande, you are joking, right, right...?"

Xian Yu gradually lost his voice in the middle of speaking, he decided that it is best not to make fun of this topic and continue, sometimes silence is the best answer.

If I say I have learned anything from getting along with Fiameta and Mostima, then 'Don't ask other people's occupation/former occupation casually' is one of the most important points.

In the beginning, Fiameta had some complaints about his joining, and Xianyu could understand it. After all, this guy Mostima is looking for a suitable place to live. Anyway, compared to letting him grow hair in that kind of border village, Why don't you take it around first~' This kind of reason really couldn't convince the prudish Fiameta.

Fat Duck was also at that time, always looking at Xian Yu with cold eyes.The catchphrase is 'Don't ask what you shouldn't know!My identity and work, these have nothing to do with you, distinguish your own position. '

Of course, later on Xianyu knew everything that he should know and shouldn't know. In Fiammetta's words, if an insider like himself was caught by Rutland, it would be '15 years of BB shooting'.