I am an anchor in Ark, if I don’t enter the game, I will be successful

"Okay, now I'll really send you on your way. Remember to talk to your ex when you get there... Forget it, I can't remember your faces anyway. Congratulations on your retirement."

Laplande let go of the handle of the knife and got up, ignoring the male corpse with the skull and jaw completely pierced behind him, and slowly returned to the apartment, clutching his abdomen.

——Haha, this really lit the powder keg on fire. Well done Lapland.How easily you managed to offend that lady after being expelled from the family is a genius.

——However, um, I am in a very happy mood, and I feel extremely refreshed after a long absence.Is the excitement of this moment the reason you left the family, Texas?

"..."

Laplande, who was clutching his wound, stopped his slow pace when he passed the single room of the apartment with 'no security door'.

The lone wolf didn't think for too long, the corner of her mouth raised, and she walked into the neighbor's room, and thus easily fulfilled the charge of 'trespassing'.

"Bandages, iodine, pliers, needle and thread—that's enough."

Laplande collected wound healing props from Xianyu's living room, and then she came to the living room, skillfully treating the wound alone under the moonlight outside the window.

Because it was a concealed portable crossbow, the power of the crossbow was greatly reduced. Laplande easily took out the clipper, disinfected the wound and then stitched it up.

Since being expelled from the family, there have been countless nights like this.Waking up in a remote room where I don’t know where, gritting my teeth to deal with those wounds, and evaluating my own surgery after the stitches are completed-this is already a part of life for Laplande.

She doesn't enjoy this loneliness, she just accepts it, just like her work all the time.

Laplande doesn't enjoy killing, she just needs to use 'crazy bloodthirsty killer' to assist herself, at least 'a madman eager to fight and fight', when dealing with family assassination list, she is more than 'hesitant Undecided waste' is much easier.

Of course, there is a high probability that my job will be temporarily 'closed' for a while now.

While dealing with the wound, Laplande kept thinking about why he acted like 'riding on the explosive barrel and igniting the fuze'.

But no matter how deep she looked, she still couldn't find the answer.

It's fine if you can't find it, at least I'm in a very happy mood now, which is a joy I have never experienced as the heir of the Saluzzo family.

"Okay, then next..."

After wrapping the sterile bandage around his abdomen, Laplande looked at the moon outside the window.

It is indeed a good choice to fall asleep alone with the moonlight, and it is also my own choice all the time.

But... today is different.

click!

"Oh, it's just closing the door but not locking it. You really deserve to be my lord, and you are indeed a shocking genius~"

Laplande walked into Xianyu's tightly closed bedroom, and saw Xianyu lying dead asleep on the single bed, from the red residual warmth on his cheeks with white hair, and his motionless state like a dead fish. Judging, this guy doesn't seem to be a very good drinker.

Laplande slowly climbed up from the end of the bed, she got under the sheets, twisted and squirmed forward a little bit, and finally the furry wolf ears came out from Xianyu's side.

The single bed, which was not designed for two people to rest together, seemed very crowded at the moment, and the quilt, which concealed the wave pattern, barely covered Laplande and Xianyu at the same time.

"Then again, have a sweet dream, my lord."

At a distance where even the tip of their noses were about to stick together, Laplande smiled for the last time today, then stuck to Xian Yu's side, and fell asleep slowly together.

Anyway, only for tonight, only for this moment.A lone wolf who is alone is not alone.

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"Haha, ah ah, hmmhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

'Early morning', Xian Yu got up from the bed, while stretching, she lamented the long-lost high-quality sleep last night.

"It's as cool as sleeping until 12 o'clock, let me see what time it is."

Xian Yu took out her mobile phone, not to cancel the 'scheduled email', after all, her mobile phone does not support that function at all.

"It's only 12:23—uhhh!?"

Seeing the time displayed on the phone, Xian Yu felt like eating the world for a moment, and she froze in place.

He had a vague premonition of something and unlocked the screen. Dozens of missed calls popped up like dumplings.

It was first called by my colleague Leo, then by the head of the office, and finally, for some reason, there were even calls from Chen Huijie and Lin Yuxia.

"Hmm..."

Xianyu swallowed, and a trace of cold sweat broke out on his forehead.

——General, it’s not like he was late and absent from work all morning, and his nature was so bad that he alerted the Guards Bureau headquarters...! ?

Don't panic when something happens, just wipe off the sweat first.

Xian Yu took the smooth white towel beside her and wiped the cold sweat from her forehead.

"I always feel like this towel feels a little weird - hmm!?"

Xian Yu looked at the 'towel' in her hand, and found that the silver-white towel was shaking by itself.

As for the part extending along the towel, Xian Yu quickly saw Miss Big White Wolf, who was lying in the same bed with her, who looked a little familiar next door.

Laplande, the assassin of the young lady of the Syracuse gangster, was lying on his side at this moment.Her eyes were slightly closed, and her chest was slowly rising and falling in a regular manner. At first glance, she was completely beautiful and delicate, a delicate and delicate Lupu girl like a work of art.

"..."

Xian Yu was a little dazed for a moment, and the shocking contrast made him want to take a few more glances.

however……

"Drip drip!"

"Wow!"

The phone rang again like a reminder, startling Xian Yu, who was already tense, and at the same time, the Sleeping Beauty on the bed slowly opened her eyes.

"—Good morning, my lord"

Laplande blinked first, then raised the corners of his mouth, and greeted Xianyu with a smile.

"you……"

"Aren't you answering the phone?" Before Xianyu had time to say anything, Laplande first pointed to the beeping cell phone in his hand.

"Phone! Yes—uh, hello..."

Xianyu's CPU was completely burned out. He first swayed back and forth, his mind, body and limbs going their separate ways, and finally answered the phone directly in front of Lapland.

"What a fart! Am I too gentle or are you rebellious, Xian Yu? You have been absent from work for 4 and a half hours without reason, get the hell out of here!"

"arrive!!!"

The director on the other side of the phone, who was already in a normal roaring mode, yelled at Xianyu through the phone. It could be seen... no, it should be said that I could hear it, dear director was very unhappy about the sudden absence of the hard-working slave.

"Uwaaaaah... this, that, anyway, I'm going to work—what the hell is going on!?"

Xianyu who hung up the phone was still in a hurry. He tried to communicate with Laplande while putting on his clothes, but Xianyu himself couldn't organize the appropriate, sharp words, and the fish brain was overloaded again.

"Maybe this is life. If you can't resist, how about learning to enjoy it? I really enjoyed last night."

"Should I resist or have to resist...! After all, what did you enjoy last night!? Damn it, Chenghua Avenue will be at peak traffic jam in a while, so you have to leave—tell me what happened at night... No , Well, you better not tell me anything, Miss Laplande!"

Xian Yu frantically picked up a piece of bread, and rushed to the police station in a panic with her police badge in her hand, waiting to be scolded.

"Hahaha, have a good trip, huh? My lord"

Laplande smiled happily and waved her hands, like a housewife greeting her husband.

54. Due to unfortunate absence from work, Xianyu was required to have the following conditions...

"You are awesome, Xianyu. I always thought you were a spineless weakling who surrendered as soon as he was poked. I didn't expect you to be the first warrior to stand up against the tyranny of your leader!"

"...Go, go, I don't have time to argue with you now."

In the office of the police station affiliated to the Longmen Guard Bureau, Xianyu was lying on the table like a deflated doll.It can be seen that this film policeman has only experienced torture from his superiors, and his whole body is still in a state of burnt out.

"But one thing to say, brother, I have never seen you suddenly late for half a day and not even answering the phone. If you persist for a few more hours, I guess the anger of the boss will turn into worry?"

Colleague Volper with short blond hair parted in the middle came to Xianyu's side and said in a joking tone while raising his eyebrows.

I don't know if it's because he drank alcohol last night or the things that happened were too big. As soon as Xianyu opened his eyes, he rushed to work at 1:[-] p.m. The white wolf got inexplicably under the covers and never had time to carefully figure out the situation.

After arriving at the unit, Xianyu was naturally scolded by the leader, and was promoted by the way.

Today's Xianyu is not only a policeman at the bottom of the 'Changqing Police Station', but also promoted to the 'Minister of Health' - in other words, cleaning toilets for a week.

"So what's the matter with you, it seems to have disappeared completely all morning."

"I had a life-and-death duel with the gangster daughter last night, and then I ate a candlelight dinner made by her, drank expensive wine with a high degree of alcohol, and then fell asleep hugging each other on the single bed and overslept, that's all. "

Xian Yu reluctantly got up from the table and responded while sorting out the household registration documents.

"So that's the case. I probably already understand the situation. Here's this for you."

Leo nodded when he heard Xianyu's reason for being late, and then took out a card from his desk drawer.

"What -- [Teacher Dakai's online psychological counseling room can effectively cure hysteria and fantasy middle syndrome]... Get lost, you bastard!"

Xian Yu glanced at the content on the card, and threw it back a little furiously.

"People who lack love all the year round will indeed have unrealistic fantasies. In fact, there is nothing wrong with it. So what stage are you now, Xianyu, talking to that non-existing gangster daughter, or is she taking the initiative to chat with you? If it is later For the patient, I have an electrotherapy center here—”

"Don't generate electricity here, go play while you're at it."

Xianyu threw a ball of paper to interrupt Leo's words. Unlike his usual nonsense, he really didn't have the energy to gossip now.

What she experienced last night was indeed outrageous enough. It was so outrageous that when Xianyu was yelled at by her boss, all she could think about was whether all this was a dream she had while drunk.

However, there are scars on his neck, arms, chest, etc., which really prove that all this is not false.

I really spent an unforgettable night with the killer of a rich lady from a certain underworld family in Syracuse. I jumped face from the live broadcast, was opened at the door, the conflict was reconciled, I ate and ran, and finally...the two were together Get up on the bed.

At the thought of this, Xianyu covered his face with his hands. He still couldn't remember what happened between the two situations of "going back to the bedroom alone to sleep" to "woke up at noon with Laplande's tail in his arms".

It can't really be like the situation in the game "Escape Silver Party"...

Thinking of this, Xian Yu rubbed her waist, and it was okay, it seemed that one piece was still intact and not broken by sitting. From this, it can be concluded that the white wolf should not be a beastly fish eater last night. After all, the Lupu girl Senpasson If the head turns on the hunting mode, his small body will definitely be cut off directly.

Aside from that extremely self-centered, god-spirited nagging Lapland that she can't afford to offend, there is another thing that makes Xianyu a little concerned.

Last night, because the box was opened by Laplande seamlessly after the live broadcast, Xianyu hadn't had time to confirm the rewards given by the system after the live broadcast ended.Although the causal skill of [Lifting Their Tails] saved a fish's life from pulling the dog, the skill itself is only a reward for completing the hidden branch of Sora-chan, and I haven't had time to watch the settlement of the live broadcast of the game last night.

It wasn't until today that Xian Yu was tortured crazily by the boss that Xian Yu finally had time to check what rewards the 'Live Streaming System' gave herself after last night's hard work.

['Fan system' has been unlocked, currently available characters: {Idol Trainee}, {Aphoru faction}, {Can it be done}, {Too many nicknames}]

[Congratulations to host Poseidon, {Can you do it (Laplande)} has become a fan of the live broadcast room, this is a small step for the live broadcast room, and a giant leap for you.Please continue to live broadcast, open more candidate characters, and develop them into fans at the same time]

[The mission "The Lone Wolf" has been completed, the follow-up mission will be announced soon]

[Congratulations to the anchor for obtaining the ability "The Black Hand of Syracuse"]

[Skill "Syracus Black Hand": "Do you dare to make gestures with me! '—— According to legend, this sentence has magical power in Syracuse. As long as you say this sentence to a person on the street, you will be able to immediately start a wonderful adventure full of blood.The mafia is the root of Syracuse and the shadow that occupies the country.As the centuries changed, countless Syracusans even forgot the original meaning of the word black hand.And you, my godfather, you will remind these people of the fear and despair of being at the mercy of a real 'black hand'. 】

[Skill "Syracus Black Hand" effect: You can rub the hair, ears or tail of the Lupo Volper with a technique that is so comfortable that it makes people twitch on the ground. 】

——Is this system TMD from a marketing account? Why do the skills it gives me every time sound very mysterious at first glance, but the actual effect is hard to describe and it contains some things that are not suitable for children...

After seeing the skills she got this time, Xian Yu complained in her heart with a face full of pain.But this also explains why Laplande was distracted by his tail wagging last night.

It seems that not only is Laplande himself not training his tail to be invulnerable, this skill should also have helped a lot.

The silky little combo of 'Take Their Tails' + 'Syracus Black Hand' can make myself invincible forever when dealing with Ruper Volper!

Damn it, after obtaining this astonishing power, there is nothing that can stop it!Absolutely can't resist, easily can't resist! !The whole of Syracuse will fall under my black hands! ! !

The magnetic field rotates with 100W power, come out, 'rub the palm of the wolf'! !Next episode: With the strength of one person, smash the entire Syracuse gang of TMD!

...Fuck!

Xianyu can't figure out that this hair-hanging skill can be used with a hammer. It's almost the same as the ability of "you can make a few delicious apple pies". There is no setting, just like a warlock role used to pollute the card pool.

"Hey Leo, what would happen if someone suddenly rubbed Ruper's or your tail's ears in public?"

"Didn't the Great Yan Criminal Law be written? I remember it was in the category of rape."

"So serious...!?"

"After all, in a sense, this behavior is similar to someone suddenly rushing over and ripping off your pants, and then involuntarily riding on it and starting a cross-country rally—why, someone reported being harassed?"

"No...that, of course not. Hahaha"

Xian Yu wiped off her sweat and skipped this topic.

I can still wake up alive today, maybe Miss Laplande is more compassionate than I originally imagined...?

Apart from "The Black Hand of Syracuse", Xianyu is also very concerned about another content, which is the so-called "fan system".