"but……"
"Every month, I have to work hard to make up all kinds of reasons and projects to barely get a B- rating. You occasionally want to use your own strength to get an A, right?"
"Uh……"
"It is said that Police Officer Xian Yu fell asleep at the Superintendent Chen's meeting, so he was captured and used as a sandbag. You must have been waiting for the opportunity to prove yourself to Superintendent Chen, right?"
"I……"
Xianyu couldn't utter a single word after thousands of words, and could only be silenced by the boss, and at the same time the door of the police station was pushed open.
"Hello everyone! I was arrested and forced to perform voluntary labor because I drove too many times in violation of the regulations. The best slum guide in the whole Longmen - the excellent employee of Penguin Logistics can be an angel~! The password is 'Long live the Penguin Empire', and the service purpose is 'Mission must be achieved'. In short, please give me a lot of advice in the next time-hey, aren't you the policeman who sang and danced rap yesterday!"
The Sakota girl with short red hair and a halo of light on her head was full of energy. She indulged in the social bull syndrome and introduced herself. Then she set her sights on Xianyu, the film policeman not far away, who was holding a record book in his hand.
"..."
The eyes of the Sakota girl and Xian Yu intertwined. The girl who claimed to be an angel blinked curiously, while Xian Yu rubbed the tip of her nose with her hands and looked at the sky not far away from the window.
"Are you all right, sir?"
——In the future, I will be really serious, and I will never broadcast live again!Then live broadcast myself as a paramecium!
Ma De... the picture of her being poked out and her tongue sticking out is all over her mind!
Facing Angel Neng's naive inquiry, Xian Yu, whose mind was full of the game screen from last night, swore secretly.
55. Why are you a fan, Ah Neng?
Bone Lu Lu Lu -
The traffic of gantry vehicles in the afternoon is not too much, and most of the people coming and going on the street are taxi buses, which are not as congested as in the morning and evening peak hours.
It is also because of this that a car with the logo of Penguin Logistics is racing on the street at an extremely fast speed.
"Oh! Did you see the clothing store on the corner of the street over there? Last time when I set out a mission with Croissant, I was chased by the 'Razor Gang'. As a result, when I was running away, I braked suddenly to avoid the pursuers. As a result, the whole People were thrown out of the car and went straight in through the window! Fortunately, it was winter, and the thick down jacket perfectly blocked all the impact~”
The red-haired Sakota girl holding the steering wheel—Angel, she stepped on the accelerator and turned the steering wheel left and right to speed along the road, while reaching out her hand to indicate how long this place once had when passing by various areas.
"Look, look! The sixth lamppost on this street is crooked, right? It was accidentally knocked crooked when I was being chased by an inexplicable gangster when I was on a mission with Texas last time, and I accidentally knocked it while dodging a crossbow. ~”
"Hey, I didn't expect that there are still bullet holes embedded in the wall over there that he shot indiscriminately when he was picking up the boss last time. The sanitation masters seem to be a little slack recently."
"Ah! It's an empty billboard—" "Where is it!?"
Nengjiang, who has basically been doing stand-up comedy since the beginning, saw an empty advertising screen for MSR idols passing by. As a result, Xianyu, who had been unresponsive, immediately raised his head and stuck half of his head out of the window.
"Um...I thought you were the type who doesn't like chatting very much, but then again, what have you been recording since the beginning?"
Angel Neng was taken aback by Xian Yu's contrasting passionate actions, and asked curiously about the small notebook in Xian Yu's hand.
"Oh, this is all the violations you have committed on the road since you left the police station. For example, pressing the line, changing lanes without turning on the lights, not wearing a seat belt, holding the steering wheel with one hand, etc., can add up to almost 42 points. ,awesome!"
"How, how could this be possible!?"
Xianyu cheerfully picked up the notebook and responded, while Angel Angel was so frightened that the light tube on his head short-circuited.
"I originally had to come to the Guard Bureau to help work as a hard slave because I accidentally violated the traffic law too many times, and my driver's license was about to be revoked... Wouldn't it be putting the cart before the horse if this continues! Please, sir, you If you have a large number, please raise your hand once!"
Neng Angel clasped his palms together and put on a very sincere posture, hoping that Xianyu would forgive him.
"Both hands were not controlling the steering wheel, and his eyes were looking away from the front during surveillance."
"Whoa whoa!?"
Xian Yu ruthlessly scribbled a few more strokes in the notebook, which made the angel let out another lovely scream.
"In the final analysis...Damn Texas, obviously I have been racing with her every time, and she has even been a driver much more than me, so all the points are deducted from me! I really Police officer Xianyu has reformed himself, give me another chance, I will never dare again!"
Neng Angel humbly begged Xian Yu to raise his hand, and seeing Neng Angel like this, Xian Yu could only sigh and put the Death Note back in his pocket.
It's not that Xianyu is humane, it's just that Xianyu sees from the begging red-haired angel in front of her the way she looks to the boss at the end of each month to ask her performance not to hit C, it can be said to be exactly the same.
"Ha, I see. Anyway, don't drive around in a normal way."
"Thank you very much, officer! Next time if you have goods to transport, I will give you a [-]% discount! But, ugh... In this case, the red turtle shells, cannonballs and banana peels prepared in advance will not be used. .”
"What are you preparing those things for?"
Xian Yu wiped off his sweat and complained with regret, and threw the strange props into the Neng Angel in the rear driver's seat.
"..." "..."
After a short chat, Xian Yu stopped talking, and Angel Neng also stopped the stand-up comedy that didn't last long.All of a sudden, the car became extremely quiet.
Xian Yu is really not in the mood to chat with Neng Angel now, he has too many things in his mind, and he has to disperse his experiences to think about them one by one.
The first thing that needs to be considered is his own apartment. The apartment whose door has been demolished is obviously not suitable for living. He may have to find a hotel or something to deal with it tonight.
It is said that the decoration master said that it will take at least two days to install the new door. How to stay overnight is indeed a big problem.
In fact, Xian Yu is not worried that the door of her house will be opened by thieves.There is almost nothing in my dilapidated apartment, and the surrounding area is relatively remote, so I don't have to worry about encountering thieves.But if the door is not closed tightly, wolves will grow in the bed if you don't keep it together...
Although even if he installs the door again, Lapland can still kick it open and force himself into his arms, but if that happens, what he has to worry about is not the door - but It was a question of whether he might be kidnapped by Lapland and taken back to Syracuse to make salted fish in a stronghold.
And another thing that makes Xianyu a little absent-minded is the [live broadcast system].
I have to admit that after I started live broadcasting, my life was 'fast forwarding' at a speed visible to the naked eye.
The senior superintendent who thought he would never meet in his life, the daughter of the Mouse King, the killer of Syracuse, and the angel for nothing—these girls with very different personalities, who started at 5-star in the game, became friends in just a few days. All of them had a lot of intersection with themselves.
Xian Yu is not used to such a pace of life, after all, he hardly interacted with anyone before.
Not only in this "what day, what ship" game world, in fact, in the original world, Xian Yu is also a genuine lonely guy.
A childhood with few friends, high school and college with few friends, wrong career direction and disagreements with family, living alone, working in a bad company, no friends and no social interaction - until one day a person suddenly died in front of the computer, and still no one followed him Intersection with anyone.
Because of this, Xianyu likes life in Iberia very much. Although her relatives and companions complain about missing the past glory of Iberia, Xianyu likes to be with her only childhood sweetheart in this declining world. 'Little Feather' lived quietly until disaster struck.
Everything seemed to be back to the original point, Xian Yu went back to the dim, musty room in the rented house where the sun could not be seen, and sealed herself off.
Afterwards, he was taken out of the room by Mostima, and then he was kicked in by Chen sir Shushu Laplande Neng Angel and others, breaking into his supposedly boring and lonely life.
Xian Yu didn't know if this was good or not, and she didn't know whether she should accept it or not.
The only thing he knows is that [Live Streaming System] has completely affected his life, for example——
"……Well"
Xian Yu glanced at Angel Neng who was driving, then shook her head immediately.
——An angel who is honestly wearing clothes is so strange no matter how you look at it!
Xian Yu complained loudly in her heart, how she felt that the Neng Angel wearing clothes was extremely strange and awkward, but she knew how to cut off the Penguin logistics staff on Neng Angel's body in three steps (? ?...
This can't be helped, after all, after a set of "Escape Import", in the game, the number of times the attribute angel is killed by "Poseidon" to the point of spitting bubbles and shouting eggplant with both hands is like a cliff, and the others are not at the same level at all.
Xian Yu kept resisting the desire to peel off the rice dumplings and dip them in sugar, while Neng Angel on the other side also looked absent-minded.
——It's really strange, I can't calm down at all today, I always feel a little irritable...Isn't it usually like this?
Angel Neng controlled the steering wheel left and right, while thinking and complaining in his mind.
——It must be the strange live broadcast last night... That's right!It's all because the live broadcast underestimated my strength, that's why it happened!
Can Angel clenched her fist, she seemed to have at least convinced herself to be hypnotized.
——But there is one thing to say, "righteous person"... Haha, I really want to find my own righteous person, and then like in that game, be embraced by the righteous person and look at each other and confess affectionately
Can Angel is very longing for the emotional scene between Can Angel and "Poseidon" in the last "Super Ending (?)" of the game last night, and even now this desire has not subsided.
But when it comes to 'Poseidon', I always feel that... Officer Xianyu always looks a little familiar.
Angel Neng also sneaked a glance at Xian Yu who was in the co-pilot seat.She always felt that this young policeman with white hair and not tall was very familiar.
Although Xianyu was the policeman who sang and danced rap while giving him a parking ticket yesterday evening, the familiarity that Angel could feel was not at this level.It's a more subtle, unclear relationship.
The silence in the car was broken with the arrival of the urban boundary line not far away.
"After passing this checkpoint, it will be the territory of the slums, Officer Xianyu." Angel Neng pointed to the extremely messy and dilapidated slums not far away.
"Uh, can it be done with just the two of us...? Is there a setting for hiding reinforcements behind the back?"
After seeing the slums so close at hand, Xianyu was a little timid. After all, even if Xianyu was squatting in the office drinking tea and reading newspapers, she would have heard rumors of crouching tigers, hidden dragons and fishes in this place.
"Hey, just leave this to me at ease, Officer Xianyu! Don't look at me like this, in fact, because of work needs, I often come to the slums to carry goods? By the way, fill in this by the way. .”
Angel Neng patted the chest armor, which was not too undulating, and then turned out a form and handed it to Xianyu.
"What is this - [Cargo Transportation Attention Level]?"
Xianyu frowned, and there were four gears written on the form.
"The God of War Son of an Illiterate Father" file
"Magic Cats Who Can Have Legs" file
"The Fur Brother of the Snow Leopard in the Auditorium" file
"The Obstructive Yali Who Can Get into Garbage" file
"...I always feel that I understand the meaning of this form subtly, but after all, are there only these four levels?"
Although Neng Angel didn't explain much, Xianyu basically understood everything gradually.
"Oh, there's another one on the back."
Hearing Angel Neng's supplementary explanation, Xianyu turned over the document, and there were only two words written on the back
"A Dou"
"..."
Xian Yu blinked, and finally, under the torture of his own self-esteem, he picked a check mark on the pear bar that got in the way.It seems that Ah Dou is the bottom line of shame threshold that Xian Yu can accept.
"Eh? Officer Xianyu, are you so good?"
Seeing Yali being hooked in the way, Neng Tian blinked his eyes, and then threw the ball straight at the fish.
"I don't cook! I'm just... recharging my energy!"
Xianyu tried to defend himself arrogantly, but his embarrassed and arrogant look made Xianyu himself and the capable angel next to him hallucinate something -
That's right, I was pouted by 'Poseidon' during the live broadcast last night until I was able to speak like an angelic little ghost before I fell into a coma.
"..." "..."
Because some unsuitable scenes came to mind at the same time, the atmosphere between Neng Angel and Xian Yu became strangely awkward again.
After a while, the car with the logo of Penguin Logistics parked on the side of the road, and the slums with dilapidated routes were in front of us.
"The road ahead is not suitable for driving, so it is more convenient to walk from here—be prepared, Officer Xianyu. Although I will protect your safety, I should try my best to be careful."
Angel took out the short sword submachine gun from the ammunition box in the trunk, and then inserted the magazine full of rubber bullets into the submachine gun to confirm that the bullets were loaded smoothly.
"Okay, if something unexpected happens, I will run away immediately."
Xian Yu also checked the record book and responded at the same time.
If there is any good news about this trip to the slums, it is probably that the predecessors planted trees and the descendants enjoy the shade. I only need to visit the five communities outside the slums for investigation and exploration, and I don’t need to go deeper into the slums. forest area.
After following Angel Neng into the slum, Xianyu unexpectedly felt that the surrounding environment was not bad.
The road itself is only wide enough for a truck to pass. On both sides of the road are residential buildings piled together and filled with various illegally converted spaces. These residential buildings all look extremely crowded and old, even the walls There are also light yellow spots on the outside.
There are not many people walking on both sides of the road, but there are many people standing together in twos and threes shouting something, people sitting motionless in the corners, people walking in a hurry and sneaking around, eating at cheap food stalls and blowing on bottles. Big green stick man.
The so-called slums actually smell like some lively commercial streets in Longmen, but many people have some strange black crystals on their necks and limbs, proving their identities as infected people.
"How about it, Officer Xianyu. How do you feel about the slums in front of you?"
Neng Angel asked Xian Yu who was constantly surrounded by the surrounding scene.
"Surprisingly, it's quite easy to accept. This place is very similar to the 'urban village' in the city where I used to live. In a sense, it's quite friendly to the people."
Xian Yu responded cheerfully.
"Dog of the Guards Bureau, get out of here!!"
"Uh...relatively close to the people."
Xian Yu, who was pointed at the nose by the infected person on the roadside and scolded, corrected the inappropriateness of her speech, and took the police badge back by the way.
"Yeah, yeah, so Officer Xianyu, you are a 'Texas faction'. It's really interesting. I originally thought you would be a 'croissant' or an 'empty faction'."
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