——Okay, let’s run away in a hurry...
"Hey my lord, did you get up very early today? It seems that even if you don't need me to be your bed alarm clock with wake-up service, you can still get out of bed early?"
"Hey hey hey!!"
Suddenly a familiar, slightly lazy and playful girl's voice came from behind. Xian Yu, who had a smile on his face, froze in place for an instant. Laplande behind.
"Do you know, in our Syracuse, where are the guys who tiptoe around and try to escape without even wearing their socks?"
"...I suddenly realized that today's weather is really bad, hahaha, this shit is so white."
Facing Laplande's question with a bright smile, Xianyu, who vaguely guessed the answer, could only bite the bullet and avoid answering.
"Don't be so restrained, my lord~ Aren't we still have a lot of fun to find between us!"
Laplande put a hand on Xianyu's shoulder, and the iconic shark-tooth smile on his face became even brighter.
"I, I, I have to go to work, I want to add bricks and tiles to Longmen, don't push me——"
A pair of hands stretched out from the room, tightly entangled the poor Xianyu like tentacles, and the white-haired Agor boy clung to the door frame, obviously freedom was close at hand, but no matter how he stretched out his hands, he couldn't touch it.
In the end, with a scream, Xianyu's plan of "sneaking away while pulling the dog while sleeping on the sofa in the morning" completely failed.
----
"Coffee or tea?"
"Is there any milk?"
"That's coffee."
After Laplande successfully hunted a salted fish early in the morning, he took the trophy back to his room next door without saying a word, and prepared a pure Syracuse-style breakfast.
Although it was not stated clearly, it is probably the white wolf's return to Xian Yu's "Breakfast in Yan Kingdom" a few days ago.
Xianyu sat at the dining table and looked at the bread, jam, ham, sausage, slices, boiled eggs and other food in front of her. Although it looked more exquisite with the help of Lapland's knife skills, Xianyu actually wanted to show off a few more. The leek box downstairs.
"I don't have much appetite, is it because of my problem?"
Laplande put a small cup of espresso in front of Xianyu, then sat on the seat opposite him, picked up the bread and put it in his mouth.
"This question is more or less knowingly asked... Let alone the plan has changed, even if there is no change, I will not take you to find Officer Chen."
Xian Yu sighed, raised the coffee cup and frowned. The capacity of this small cup with a handle seems to be about the same as the small cup of liquor in his hometown, and the black liquid that is concentrated and full of grease keeps floating out of it. A pungent, sour, bitter aroma of baked goods.
Out of the corner of his eye, he caught sight of Laplande's expectant and enthusiastic gaze, and Xianyu, who was cheap and picked up the coffee cup, suddenly realized that he had just put himself on the fire.
There is no way, Xianyu can only rely on his memory of drinking espresso, and put all the coffee in the small cup into his mouth in one go.
"Ugh..."
It's a very subtle taste, but at least it tastes better than the three-month-old snake grass water last time.
After seeing Xianyu put the special drink from his hometown into his mouth, Laplande cheerfully put the espresso in his cup down his throat.
"Syracusans have coffee and wine in their bodies, and you are half a Syracuse now, my lord."
Lapland laughed, then stuffed an olive into his mouth, crossed his hands on his chin and leaned on the dining table, looking at Xianyu's red eyes with his light blue eyes.
"So, why can't I go with you to meet that 'Sir Chen'?"
"Isn't this obvious! A black policeman with a problematic file took the young lady of the Syracuse gangster to the senior superintendent of the special police team of the Guards Bureau. This is no longer an abstract question, it is simply performance art...!"
Xianyu pointed at herself and pointed at Laplande and complained loudly.
"Really? I don't think it's more abstract than your plan to save those 'terrorists' at all."
Laplande shrugged his shoulders, and his eyes looked very playful.
"The news said that those people occupied Checheng. Do you understand what 'occupation' means? A mobile city-state has fallen into the hands of a mob of infected people, which means-"
Lapland held up a piece of bread, then used a silver table knife to scoop out a ball of scarlet strawberry jam and spread it on the piece of bread.
The slices of bread, which were originally earth-like brown, were instantly completely covered in dazzling scarlet.
Laplande held the bread covered with jam and brought it to Xianyu's mouth. Although the latter wanted to refuse, he still opened his mouth angrily and bit down a piece viciously.
After feeding the fish with bait, the white wolf put the remaining half piece of bread into his mouth.
"You may have seen their friendship, dream, and pure side in that virtual live broadcast, and then? Have you seen the way those people kill people? They inflicted tyranny on the defenseless and weak, and then used their hypocritical faces Did you witness the ugly face when you justified your actions?"
"..."
"For example, you only saw my 'rational' side, you saw me sitting at the dining table and tearing bread leisurely like now, but have you really seen the appearance of stray wolves tearing their prey? After you see it, will you still have breakfast with me like this?"
"...Well, I saw it last night."
"..."
Xianyu whispered, and Lapland, who had just dragged Xianyu to dispose of the body last night, blinked.
After a brief silence—
"You still dare to quibble, don't you!"
"I don't want you to play like this!? If you can't tell me, I'll bite you right away, right?!"
"Stop talking nonsense, you go to Syracuse to inquire, and no one has ever dared to demolish Saluzzo's platform like this!"
"But you haven't been removed from the list--hmph ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!"
Xian Yu was bitten by the enraged Laplande so that she let out a war cry.
Today's breakfast is bread, jam, coffee, and freshly marinated salted fish heads.
"In short, you are really a weird and twisted guy, my lord. You usually show a lazy attitude of doing nothing, but your essence is a hopelessly bad person. Why do you maintain such a contradictory life? Way? Is it possible that you used to be self-righteous and wanted to do something good, but it was completely screwed up in the end?"
After enjoying Xianyu for a while, Lapland sat back on the chair and asked.
Laplande knew very well that the lifestyle and character traits of the boy with white hair and red pupils were slightly torn apart.
Normal people all have [goodwill], but this kind of goodwill will only be limited to a threshold.Help the old lady cross the road, save the kitten on the roadside, and give bread and wine to the poor.
But it is obvious that "wanting to save a group of terrorists" has exceeded this threshold. The kindness of ordinary people can never reach this level, and it must be a bad person with a bad brain.
But most of the bad guys with this level of kindness are subjectively not bastards who put on a bad job every day, but Xianyu's way of life all along is obviously incompatible with being positive.
To sum up, this guy probably suffered some major changes before he became such an awkward idiot.
"...Lapland, although you always look crazy, you are really a person with outrageous observation and thinking skills in essence."
"Where is the boundary between a madman and a genius~?"
Xian Yu glanced at Laplande, and he shook his head. Although his eyes were on the dining table, his eyes had already lost focus, recalling the past that should have been sealed in his mind.
"You are right. I encountered a natural disaster that hit the town before. At that time, I wanted to help everyone escape, but in terms of the result-I destroyed the entire town."
"...that's really interesting."
Hearing Xianyu's words, Laplande shook his hairy ears. It seemed that the boy's past experience was slightly larger than what White Wolf expected.
"Although I don't know how you destroyed that town, and I'm not interested in knowing—but it seems that at least in terms of [planning to intervene in the war], you already have the ticket."
Laplande raised the knife and pointed the bland end at Xianyu.
"Sure enough, I'm not mistaken. You have been hiding some kind of power. Why don't you use it and fight with me, my lord? It's because there must be a way to activate it? For example, pinch your nose, Like biting your earlobe, or being ripped off all pretense of civilization—”
"What are you talking about, you're so close to me again!? Damn it... you want to make gestures, don't you, grandma, just come here!"
Xian Yu is also a little furious, and he will be beaten by the white wolf several times while eating breakfast. No one can bear it, definitely can't bear it!
Damn, I'm going to fight this white-haired mad wolf to the death today, and let her know who is messing with this apartment!
Xianyu turned away from the palm of Laplande's pinching her earlobe, then leaned back and stretched out her hand at Laplande's buttocks.
The skill [Open their tails] activates!
Lapland's furry gray-white tail swung toward Xian Yu's palm like a magnet.
Just touch that place... just touch that place!
"Too naive, do you think the same trick will succeed twice!"
Laplande grinned, and she stepped back abruptly to open the distance for Xianyu to miss, but now Xianyu's door was wide open.
"I'll accept your neck, my lord~"
Laplande aimed at Xianyu's unsuspecting fish neck and flashed his fangs, but his eyes widened instantly as she rushed over.
The skill [Encore] is activated!
Xian Yu, who had completely lost his balance, suddenly moved backwards in a very weird and unreasonable way, and he regained his posture instantly. Not only that, but the palm appeared on the path of his tail again.
--Oops……!
Laplande finally realized the seriousness of the situation, and she quickly tried to twist her body, but before that, a subtle warm touch came from her tail.
The skill [Syracus Black Hand] activates!
"Wait a minute—woof!?"
The not-so-quiet morning became even more lively with a wolf howling.
—Ten minutes later—
"Ha... ha... that's awesome, my lord, such a blood-thirsty fight is more exciting than drugs! And it's not an illusion, your movements and fighting consciousness are more proficient than when you first met More, truly worthy of being the master of the oath I swore."
"I'm going to be late for work, damn it... I didn't even plan to go. Thank you for your compliment, but I'm not happy at all!"
The two of them were panting across the table. Although Xianyu accurately caught Laplande's weakness with a silky little combo, the dog pulling may be because he suffered a loss before. This time he didn't stick out his tongue on the spot, but With a flushed face, the battle continued for a while.
The result is that both of them suffer losses, and no one gets an advantage.
Panting for breath, Xian Yu took out her cell phone from her pocket, opened the address book and sent a message to the head of the department [I will not go away with my back pain today], and then directly muted the cell phone.
There are quite a lot of things to deal with. It is better to say that after this period of time, there is a high probability that I will be fired directly due to serious lack of attendance...
Xianyu had already made up his mind that those idiots who wanted to save the integration movement were destined to sacrifice something, but he didn't expect that the first sacrifice would be his own job.
"Anyway, you're right, Laplande. I do have some [power], maybe the messy tricks you just saw are just leftovers from the extension of this power. But the power itself I don't dare use because..."
Xian Yu blinked her eyes, whenever she talked about the blood power in her body, some images always flashed in her eyes.
A small town was swept by a natural disaster, but only 1% of its residents died from the natural disaster itself.
The corpses of more residents were all in disrepair, as if they had been swallowed by something, and even the remnants after death were terrifying and disgusting.
And the culprit behind all this... is just his desire to 'save everyone'.
"It doesn't matter, since you can't fight to your heart's content, then it's up to you."
Laplande interrupted Xianyu and dragged him back to reality from the fragments of the past.
"—Thank you, Laplande."
Xian Yu froze for a moment, then smiled at the white wolf.
"……Humph"
It was rare for Laplande not to sarcastically or ridicule, but to respond in a low voice with her cheeks aside.
"So, you don't go to work and you don't plan to find that mysterious 'Sir Chen', but you have other things to deal with?"
"Well, I have something that needs to be investigated and dealt with."
"In that case, bring me one too~"
Laplande raised his hand cheerfully, like a naughty boy actively signing up for classroom games.
"No... that, I really can't do it today, I need to think about my future course of action, please Laplande!"
Xian Yu clasped his hands together, and this time he didn't do any small tricks, honestly begging this white wolf who made a blood oath for him and swore to protect him, to give him some time and space.
"It's really a serious expression, my lord. Those thugs who only met once are really worth it—no, thinking about it, I don't seem to have the right to complain like that at all?"
Laplande laughed at herself, then got up and walked in front of Xian Yu with graceful steps, and gently lowered her head to kiss her forehead.It's not just biting and playing, it's just a light kiss.
"Well, that's the price, do what you want, my lord."
"Um... um."
Xianyu blinked, and Lapland restrained his arrogance and madness. This extremely ladylike and elegant behavior made Xianyu feel at a loss for what to do.
"By the way, Laplande! I almost forgot about the serious business just now because I was too busy fighting...Can you cut this apple in mid-air?"
Xianyu, who was about to leave, suddenly thought of something. He patted his head, and then picked up the apples in the fruit plate aside.
"Huh? This is really wonderful and elegant, my lord. Is there an extra charge for the talent show after dinner? This time the charge is to rub your head."
You'll Also Like
-
You, a druid, go to practice Taoism?
Chapter 206 2 hours ago -
The magician of the fairy tale world
Chapter 183 2 hours ago -
What if I become a beast?
Chapter 567 2 hours ago -
I am the best in Xiuxian cheating, you guys will bear all the damage
Chapter 170 3 hours ago -
Cultivating Immortality: Taking on the cause and taking over the result, fellow Taoists, help me!
Chapter 99 3 hours ago -
Immortal cultivation starts with copying
Chapter 302 4 hours ago -
Primordial Era: Even the Three Purities Must Call Me Second Uncle
Chapter 246 4 hours ago -
This is what a fairy should be like
Chapter 45 4 hours ago -
Rebirth of India: Superior
Chapter 433 4 hours ago -
Immortality in the Great Qian Dynasty
Chapter 1854 4 hours ago