"Why, the sound is like thunder, and the tongue of fire is spewing out, although the sword is not a sword - so it is called Leihuojian, isn't this a wonderful name?"
"Uh……"
Xian Yu didn't know how to respond, and finally decided not to respond.After all, it was my brain that had the problem, not the name.
"These are all the research I did when I was free. What if I endowed weapons with consciousness? But weapons are things that kill people, and objects should do their duty as objects. Killing people should be the person who holds the weapon Bearing the grievances of the dead, if the weapon itself has consciousness, wouldn't even the most basic awareness of the sword wielder be reversed?"
"That's right"
Xian Yu nodded half-understanding, then took out a notebook from her pocket.
"So Director Nian, your part-time job is selling weapons?"
"Ha, I won't give to those who beg me, and I will give to those who don't want me. It doesn't matter if it's just scraps of copper and iron, but if the sharp blade I forged with all my heart accidentally falls into the world, I'm afraid it will be another one. Cause senseless turmoil."
"That's right--Illegal manufacture of weapons, fixed-point sales, no offline sales channels...Okay, you can continue."
"Don't take notes seriously over there, little salty fish officer!!"
This time it was Nian's turn to sweat profusely. Feeding the police peppers was indeed not considered assaulting the police, but if these weapons and forging tables that he had secretly hidden were discovered, it would be really bloody.If I hadn't 'borrowed' this curtained painting world from my good sister in a 'civilized and friendly' way, I'm afraid I would have been targeted by people with ulterior motives long ago.
"In a harmonious society under the rule of law, how can I sell weapons? My main business is actually forging and smelting some old antiques to those rich collectors. Don't worry, because I will only pick those who are confirmed to have been lost, or have been lost. I accidentally imitated the unique product I made, so I will definitely not be caught picking on it, how about it, is it amazing?"
Nian hurriedly picked up an embroidered metal sculpture, and spoke to Xianyu sincerely.
"That's right - counterfeiting antiques, illegal sales and auctions, and possibly money laundering... Woohoo!?"
In the middle of the recording, Xianyu found that Nian ran to her feet and turned on Sadako's thigh hugging mode, and saw her swallowing her saliva and saying something while pulling her thigh.
"Don't, Brother Xianyu! There is no righteousness in buying and selling, and I will treat you honestly. You can't take my job! So, you choose one! You can just pick one of these weapons and take it away!"
It was completely different from the posture of feeding Xianyu peppers before, this time Nian was still forced to give up because of Xianyu's identity.She dug out a bunch of weapons from the corner and sold them to Xianyu like a gym card.
"For example, how about this pair of scissors! Not only can you hold it in your hand without being affected, but you can also transform into a hot JK and cut clothes aliens! And this sword of victory, every time you swing it, it can detonate a gas pipe on the street .By the way, this sun wheel knife is also good! Although it has no special abilities, the hilt is made of super soft and wet material, and it must be held with great strength. Over time, you can use the He Knife III with your grip strength. Barrels!"
"It's all a mess... Huh, anyway, this is really even. I won't interfere with your affairs, as long as it doesn't affect others."
Seeing that Nian was in a hurry, Xian Yu put away the notes contentedly.After all, he never thought of reporting the white-haired lady director in the first place, he just planned to take revenge for eating chili and cooking wine.
"Woo, I didn't expect you to be so nice. I thought the guys in the police station were meaner than the urban management. You are indeed the protagonist I like!"
When Xian Yu said that his nest would not be raided, Nian rushed over to hug Xian Yu again, but was swallowed by the smell of fish head with chopped peppers.
——I always feel that if I keep playing like this, I will accidentally fail to control myself and do something that will be laughed at by my elder sisters and brothers for the rest of my life...
While hugging Xianyu, Nian still secretly replaced the marinade bag with an ordinary sachet.
"Okay, okay, Miss Nian...don't hug her, it's so hot."
Xian Yu slipped out of Nian's arms. She didn't know if it was her own illusion, but she always felt that the temperature of the director's body surface would rise.
"Haha, when I feel happy or excited, I will get excited, just get used to it."
Nian replied with a smile.
"However, what kind of person are you, Director Nian? This kind of forging technology, including the tail and horns - should be very unusual."
Xian Yu asked curiously. Nian's racial characteristics are a bit like dragons, but there are some subtle differences. I don't know if his [Ancient Dragon Bloodline] skill will be triggered.
And her smelting and forging skills are obviously not the status that ordinary blacksmiths can achieve in their lifetime.
"Oh, do you really not know, or are you pretending to be immature?"
"Ok?"
Nian blinked his eyes and looked at Xian Yu curiously, but Xian Yu tilted his head, as if he really didn't understand what Nian was talking about.
"I see. It's not because I want to be quiet in the midst of trouble, or to wander in seclusion, but simply because I haven't actively awakened my will? It doesn't matter, this kind of thing really can't be forced."
"what are you talking about"
Xian Yu frowned in displeasure, as I said before, he hated the guy who told riddles the most.
"Hehe, it's just a meaningless complaint. Compared to those, you don't just want to call me Sister Nian, I'm afraid even my Guawazi sister, you should call Sister Xi~"
"No, why did I become a younger brother, hello?"
I just casually asked what kind of extraterrestrial expert Nian was, but as a result, this seniority went directly to his younger brother, which made Xianyu really puzzled.
"Haha, let's talk about those things later, little salted fish. In short, don't you really want to take a weapon? Except for the discarded parts that I don't know how to deal with, the others I put here can be regarded as absolute. Good weapon. This is not a bribe, you can take it as a gift to make friends with you. If there is no object in this forge that can catch your eyes, I can knock out one according to your needs."
Nian asked Xian Yu again if he had any weapons he liked.There is really no one who can even make it live.
"No, let's talk about it later. If the movie goes well, it can be used as a reward. I can't just accept such a big gift."
Although Xianyu really urgently needs a way to improve his combat effectiveness, Nian's weapons are like a timely gift at this time, but one yard is worth one yard, and Xianyu still doesn't want to be gifted weapons by Nian in a daze.
"Hehe, you are exactly the same as my little sister, but you are much more likable than her. I really like you more and more, little salted fish."
Nian didn't try to persuade him again, but showed a happy smile.
"So, how about it? Now you should believe that I am a serious professional director, and I am fully capable of making a decent movie, right?"
After roughly finishing his tour of his 'film and television base', Nian asked Xianyu with his hands on his hips to show off, whether his little nest could catch his eyes.
"I have to say that it is much more professional than I originally imagined... I thought it would be that kind of weird low-budget movie."
Xianyu rubbed her hair. At first she wondered if the 'director' would let herself sit on the sofa for a Q&A when she talked about the movie, whether there was a weird skit about age, education, hobbies and fitness, but Looking at it now, it shouldn't be so.
"I won't be satisfied with a movie of that level-listen to Xianyu, what we are going to shoot next is a movie that is far better than that Boss in terms of gimmicks, characterization, emotional conflict, and ending reversal. Dong's "My Recommend Idol" is a stunning masterpiece, do you understand!"
"arrive!!!"
The atmosphere has been heightened here, and Xian Yu can only bite the bullet and go on with the Nian. The director knows whether it is the thief ship of the Titanic or the Natural Selection.
"Then let's start filming right away—I want to say this, but no matter how streamlined the characters are, we still need two supporting roles, one male and one female..."
The two left the smelting room, Nian said with a helpless sigh.
"Director Nian, how did you find actors before?"
"It's simple. When you have money, as long as you pay honestly, there will always be people who are willing to come and act as actors. But if you don't have money, then you can only rely on my eloquence to lure them over~!"
"Go on, I'm listening." Xian Yu nodded, and at the same time took out a small notebook to record something.
"Isn't it a pyramid scheme!? I'm just... wait a minute, someone knocks on the door."
Halfway through Nian's speech, she was interrupted by the bell from the door. She walked to the entrance and opened the door. A Zarak girl with long pink-purple hair and round, furry ears appeared in front of the door.
"Hello, you must be Miss Nian, the person in charge of "Spicy Pepper Hot Pot City Studio". Some time ago, I asked my subordinates to conduct research on your business, but the conclusions I got were extremely ambiguous, so I came here in person today. Check—will you cooperate with my investigation, right?"
"Huh? Ah, uh..."
Nian looked at the pink-haired rat in front of him and blinked his eyes. He didn't know how to respond for a moment. He could only see sweat pouring from his forehead.
"According to my investigation, your film studio is using the Longmen Entrepreneurship Center to subsidize and benefit the price, but it seems that it has not delivered a single film so far?"
Pinky Mouse took out a document, and gently patted the A4 paper with the back of his other hand and said.
"Didn't you submit a "Little Boy Havoc in the East" before..."
"70 minutes of continuous explosions and black screens are not considered a movie! With all due respect, your subsidy policy will most likely be suspended in the middle of this month." Pinky Mouse said aggressively and very forcefully.
"Wow, let's be a little more generous! I can really make a super cool, invincible and exciting movie this time, and the protagonist has already been found—"
"Huh, Miss Lin?"
Nian's words were interrupted by Xian Yu behind him, the white-haired Agor boy blinked curiously, and met Lin Yuxia, a pink-haired mouse standing at the door.
"Xianyu! Eh... why are you here?"
Ms. Lin, who was planning to continue to put pressure on the 'President of the Longmen Entrepreneurship Association', also stared blankly in place after seeing Xian Yu who was behind Nian.
——Oh, this situation, don't you think?
Although Nian didn't know the situation yet, her instinct as a talented director told her that fun was coming.
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