I am an anchor in Ark, if I don’t enter the game, I will be successful

"Pfft!"

Fiameta nodded, stared at Xian Yu with eyes looking at trash in a concise and concise manner, and made a sharp comment that directly poked Xian Yu's lungs.

Although Fiameta slapped her hard for no reason, Xianyu finally decided not to bother her beloved idol in the office just across the door.

But just before the two were about to leave—

"Smash Varudo - thump thump - and then, time begins to flow"

Suddenly there was a knocking sound on the office door in front of the two of them, followed by Sora's still cute voice even through the door.

"Wait a minute! This is Penguin Logistics, may I help you with anything?"

click!

Due to the three-year-old naughty behavior of Mostima, who stopped knocking on the door and ran away, the door of the Penguin Logistics office was finally opened, and a little Lupo girl with short golden twintails poked out half of the door. head.

——Mostima, you bastard, you used such a high-level skill to knock on the door as a prank, right?It’s better to stop moving Bobo downstairs from time to time!

Xianyu cursed the evil-minded fallen angel loudly in her heart, but now that her eyes were locked, she had no choice but to bite the bullet.

"Empty and empty... sososora—— ouch!"

The moment Xianyu and Kong met each other's eyes, Gan burned the language module of his brain, and it was Fiameta kicking him next to him that forced the system to restart.

"Miss Kong, that, I, I, I am your fan! I heard that the originally scheduled concert has been canceled temporarily, so I want to ask if you are okay?"

Xian Yu restrained the soul of Xia in her body, and instead of rushing to recognize her mother immediately, she asked seriously if Kong was affected.After all, it is absolutely nonsense to say that Sora was not stimulated by the heaven-defying animation that he played last night.

Checking the news in the morning to find out that the empty concert has been postponed, this makes Xianyu panic to death, fearing that she has broken the defense of that young idol.

Hearing Xianyu's question, Kong also showed a somewhat embarrassed expression.

"I'm really sorry for the postponement of the concert! But don't worry, I just...didn't sleep well last night, but I'm completely fine now! Please look forward to my future performance, I will respond to everyone's expectations, this—— —”

"This guy's name is Xianyu, he's a salted fish, policeman."

Fiammetta responded angrily for Xianyu, who couldn't help but want her aunt to buckle her vagina immediately.

"Yes, um, I'm Xianyu. I'm a film police officer - anyway, Sora-chan, are you really okay?"

"Mr. Xianyu, thank you for your concern."

"No, it's all right—rua!?"

"Okay, let's go now that we have achieved our goal."

Kong bowed earnestly to Xianyu and thanked him. Xianyu was about to pay their respects to each other when Fiameta angrily grabbed her by the collar and forcibly dragged her away.

"0.0?" Kong looked at the scene where the chicken You Taimei dragged the salted fish away, a little confused.

"Speaking of, police...?"

Looking at Xianyu who was dragged away, Kong vaguely thought of a certain 'netizen' whom he had just met not long ago.

----

It was very hasty but after tentatively confirming that Kong's situation was not a big problem, Xianyu and Fiametta left the building where Penguin Logistics' office is located.

"Fiametta, I know that you are not satisfied with the code name given by your boss this time, and I also know that you are not happy with Mostima's various pranks, but you won't take it out on me, right?"

Xianyu cautiously protested to Fiameta in a low voice, and was forcibly dragged away in front of her idol. After all, she is considered a long-term film policeman. Isn't this way of handling it a bit inappropriate?

However, for some reason, Fiammetta's expression became even more angry after hearing Xianyu's complaint.

"Oh, is this the so-called getting darker and darker?"

"——Mastima, you guy!"

The blue-haired fallen angel suddenly emerged from nowhere, temporarily interrupting Fiametta's 'inexplicable' annoyance towards Xianyu, and rushed towards Mastema.

"Calm down, calm down, you will have a routine report with the old guys in a while. Anyway, let's go first, Xian Yu, let's find time to get together tomorrow or the day after tomorrow~"

Xian Yu looked at Mostima with a question mark on his face, dragging Fiameta away one after the other, and the latter even deliberately turned his head and glared at him, mouthing as if to say 'dead house is disgusting'.

"...?"

Just as Kong couldn't figure out why Xianyu came here, Xianyu couldn't figure out why Fiameta came here.

In short, Xianyu thought a lot about the live broadcast system on the way home.

The audience does exist, and your live broadcast will even affect them. This is definitely not self-entertainment.

After knowing this, should we continue to broadcast?

Xian Yu, who sat in front of the computer and hesitated for a long time, finally pressed the live button.

14. Review: "The Five Masters of Dragon Gate" (1)

【Welcome back, anchor Poseidon】

[Please select today’s live broadcast content: “Game Live”/“Screen Hall”/“Rui Review Review”]

"There is another live broadcast style, it seems to be a new one from last time?"

Looking at the system prompt, Xian Yu noticed that there was another genre of live broadcast for her to choose.

Generally speaking, an anchor must have his own main set. After stabilizing the character set and audience group, it is the right solution to occasionally engage in other things to have fun with the renderings of the whole show.

But Xianyu's attitude towards live broadcasting is just "playing and broadcasting", so he naturally didn't consider his own live broadcasting plan, but chose "sharp review" based on the attitude of "give it all".

[Continuous live broadcast, continuous joy!Whether Bo Jun smiles or changes his life, all the choices are in your hands - the live broadcast of the "Sharp Review" of the anchor "Poseidon" officially begins! 】

[The content of this screening: "Inventory of the Five Masters of Dragon Gate"]

"Hey, good evening everyone. Today's anchor is out for business, so the broadcasting time is a bit late. Anyway, this is Poseidon, friends of the soul!"

{Chi Xiao Blood Drinking Sword}: I'm actually used to it by now... It's really sad on another level.

{Zhushuwo (logged in)}: Huh?This is really a novelty, the current young people have already broadcast live in this way?

{Recharge Q coins? (logged in)}: What the fuck?I was making a song and why did it suddenly change like this, Heyman, explain to me. YO~ But Snow Leopard has lost contact, I can’t smoke e-cigarettes yeah~

{A lovely wife at home (logged in)}: Oh, it’s good to live a long life, and you can always see such novel things.By the way, the so-called 'anchor', how long will this situation last?My virtuous wife is waiting for me at home...you know

"Huh? It looks like there are a lot of new viewers today. Don't worry, everyone! Although there are some 'mysterious Origin Stone skills' mixed in this live broadcast room, it will basically not have any impact on reality, including the flow of time. It’s different, so brother, don’t worry, he won’t delay you from handing over the public food~”

{There is a beautiful wife at home}: Ah, this is a bit troublesome, I thought I could take this opportunity to rest more...

{Great Desolation Starfall}: Although exercising requires a strong will, it is also more important to combine work and rest

{Shi Le}: Hehe, obviously that barrage friend is regarded as a 'nourishing tonic', I don't think the upstairs understands anything~

[Super Tube Warning: Please don't use water heaters in the live broadcast room, otherwise the latest review system 'Hedgehog Meow' will be deployed to ban it]

"So go mute that guy, warn me to fuck! Anyway, let me see what this stocktaking means—"The anchor will list the candidates in his mind based on the stocktaking content, and the live broadcast system will play relevant pictures, but Why the ranking is so still needs to be explained by the anchor, please work hard with an interesting and reasonable inventory list that won’t make most people question!’, that’s what happened.”

Xian Yu took a look at the system's explanation of the live broadcast style of 'Sharp Review', and probably got a clue.

{Chixiao Drinks Blood Sword}: So what about the next episode of "My Idol"?Anchor, if you can't spit it out, I'll kick down your door tomorrow.

"The resentment is so deep, hey!? Anyway, as I said just now, this time it's time to take stock... When it comes to "The Five Great Masters of the Dragon Gate", I really don't feel sleepy anymore."

"Who are the top five of the five masters of Longmen? OK, now I'm going to open Brother Dong's text. Usually, the anchor often listens to colleagues bragging about these bloody past events that don't know the truth. .It is indeed possible to make a name and talk about it.”

{Chixiao Drinking Blood Sword}: You said you were a policeman, right? Is this your attitude towards work?

{The family has a beautiful wife}: Hehe...the five masters?Well, I'd like to see what the anchor himself understands.

{Recharge Q coins}: When it comes to Longmen, it really has to be martial arts, the amazing master who hides in the city, crab bro

"Work, it's all about messing around. And it's not something small shrimp like us can handle if something really happens. Just trust Sir Chen. Sir Chen is our pride!"

{Chixiao Blood Drinking Sword}: You... oh

{Zhushu me}: The young man is very perceptive. At a young age, he has already understood the philosophy that most people only want to understand when they are about to retire.

{There is a beautiful wife at home}: It is said that hot blood is hard to cool, but after a long time, the impulsive blood of the past will still be ground.Except for my wise wife, after so many years, it has become more and more... Uh, this is an anonymous live broadcast room, right?

"Don't worry, the anchor's live broadcast room is encrypted with nicknames. Not only do you not know who each other is and the anchor is, the anchor also doesn't know who everyone else is. Everyone can speak freely."

{There is a beautiful wife at home}: Then I can relax

{Shushu me}: Heh, a person who can't even dominate the relationship between husband and wife can't be called a hero.

{The family has a beautiful wife}: You can’t say that, the old friend I know is much worse than me, and I agreed to play mahjong, but his wife can call the old man back directly, heh!His daughter is also a bit rebellious in adolescence recently, I think his hair is rough and dull, I am afraid that he is not less worried on weekdays.

{Zhushu me}: My brother is also very humble. Although at first glance, he looks very intimidating when he gives advice to the country and scolds Fang Qiu, but in private, his companions all know how embarrassed he is. He can't even kneel on the washboard to choose. !Alas, as a brother, I was speechless and choked up when I saw this.

"Why does it always feel like it's a drinking party for men with a middle-aged crisis!! Anyway, let's start taking stock now!"

Afraid that if he let the barrage chat go on, he would turn into a greasy middle-aged uncle, Xianyu typed out a name without saying a word, and at the same time the live broadcast system also integrated the clips in his mind into a video, which was broadcast in the video. Shown in the live broadcast room.

On the screen, dozens of masked gangsters were holding heavy crossbow machetes, explosives and origin stone staffs.They were guarding a bank and shouting something.

This is a bank robbery.Different from the usual temporary robbery by a single person, this time it was a large organized gang committing the crime.

Although the Longmen Guards Bureau responded very quickly and immediately sealed off the surrounding area of ​​the bank to lock the robbers inside, but because there were still several hostages in the bank, the Guards Bureau was unable to make a surprise attack for a while.

Just when everyone was at a stalemate, a shock bomb suddenly fell from the ceiling vent.

Bah! ! !

The violent explosion and glare stopped everyone's functions for a while, and at the same time, a blue figure fell from the air vent of the 3-story building at the same time, changing its posture in mid-air and landing steadily like a cat.

The blue shadow is none other than Chen Huijie, the senior superintendent of the special police team of the Guards Bureau.

Observe the situation at the moment of jumping down in the air, cushion the landing, charge forward with both feet on the ground, draw out the standard sword at the waist and chop off the weapons in the hands of the two people in front of you.

He twisted his body to avoid the incoming arrows, leaned over and kicked the crossbowman's calf, grabbed his arm and threw it towards the robbers who were about to attack the hostages.

He turned around and hit the attacker hard in the face with the scabbard, snatched the hand crossbow from his waist, pulled the trigger and penetrated the back of the robber's hand in the corner who was about to detonate the bomb.

Finally, he swung his long sword and turned himself into a blue sword shadow.

Click!

The long sword retracted its scabbard, and all the robbers fell to the ground staggering and howling, leaving only Chen Huijie standing upright.

The screen ends.

{The family has a beautiful wife}: That's right, Police Officer Chen's skills are getting more and more sassy.

{Shushu me}: As the fifth master, it's not bad.

"No, the one just now was a consolation prize. Police officer Chen is far from enough to be No.5, jie jie jie!"

Xian Yu interrupted everyone, Chen Huijie is not qualified to be the fifth place in the gold content text.

{Chi Xiao Blood Drinking Sword}: ... Ha! ?

{Family with a Lovely Wife}: It’s interesting, I want to see who the No. 5 you mentioned is actually not even comparable to the police officer from my family... I mean, the police officer that my loving wife likes very much.

{Shushu me}: Young people, don't talk nonsense, and don't arrange the list randomly.

"The No. 5 of the five masters of Longmen, naturally it must be this one!"

Faced with doubts, Xianyu typed his name on the text.

15. Review: "The Five Masters of Dragon Gate" (2)

——on the screen——

Among the mountains and rivers, a black rain cape stood with his back holding a long sword, and the pattering raindrops hit the bamboo hat.

Opposite the man in the raincoat, dozens of muscular men with ring-shoulders in full armor and vicious armor posed in a stance.

'Man in coir raincoat': Look back now, you can still be saved

'Water Thief': It's useless to talk too much, we've decided on this path, draw your sword!

'Man in coir raincoat': This is your choice.Alas, it's easy to wash away the bloodstains in this rainy season.

The man in coir raincoat smiled softly, then put the long sword in front of him and slightly bent his knees, hiding his eyes in the hand of the bamboo hat.

brake--!

The long sword drew a line of cold silver light out of its sheath, and the continuous rain seemed to be smeared on the scroll, cut by the sword energy.

The transparent raindrops were soaked in dazzling red, and the notes that fell on the ground were stained with the stickiness of rust.

The thunder tore through the sky and split the deep-rooted tree in half.The burning torso was ripped and toppled down the middle, and it wasn't just the giant tree that fell.Accompanied by another blinding flash of lightning, countless shadows with half their bodies left were reflected in the puddles.

The man in the bamboo hat and coir raincoat let the rain wash away the blood on his long sword, and remained silent as if to mourn.